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(Chron)   Braaaaaiiiinnnnnsss, y'all   (chron.com) divider line 19
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2014-05-02 03:53:14 PM
Zombies were to be relegated to the basement
 
2014-05-02 05:49:43 PM
criticism from people who said it's disrespectful of the site of the Battle of the Alamo

Too soon, man. It's only been 178 years.
 
2014-05-02 08:49:57 PM

Nefarious: Zombies were to be relegated to the basement


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"There's no basement at the Alamo."
 
2014-05-02 08:59:27 PM
The foulest stench is in the air,
The funk of 178 years,
And grisly Texas ghouls from every room,
Are closing in to seal your doom.
And though you fight to stay alive.
You start to scream in woe,
For no mere mortal can resist,
The Battle of the Alamo.

ww1.hdnux.com
 
2014-05-02 09:01:32 PM
Zommo. com?
 
2014-05-02 09:07:46 PM
Subby has never been to San Antonio, or he would realize the correct headline should be "Braaaaaiiiinnnnnsss, senor"

/i'm a bad person
//very bad person
///not a racist
////does saying that make me a racist
//At the very least I am annoying with slashies....
 
2014-05-02 09:18:57 PM
"I definitely do apologize for anyone who would be offended..."

I imagine it was an intentional choice of words to apologize FOR these idiots, not TO these idiots.
 
2014-05-02 09:31:27 PM
Texans are annoying.
 
2014-05-02 10:18:17 PM
A brain loving zombie in Texas would soon starve to death.
 
2014-05-02 10:19:42 PM
I always found it weird the worship for the people of the Alamo. They denounced their US citizenship, calling it an evil country and became Mexicans, then were mad because they abolished slavery in the country so they went on a rampage of pillage and plunder like you expect from an Al-Qeida like organization, before having to be put down by the armed forces of the rightful Government.
 
2014-05-02 10:40:09 PM
I think the crappy tourist novelty item stores around it are more offensive.
 
2014-05-02 11:15:03 PM

limeyfellow: I always found it weird the worship for the people of the Alamo. They denounced their US citizenship, calling it an evil country and became Mexicans, then were mad because they abolished slavery in the country so they went on a rampage of pillage and plunder like you expect from an Al-Qeida like organization, before having to be put down by the armed forces of the rightful Government.


Wow. So you know jack all about Texas history. Bless your tacky little heart.
 
2014-05-02 11:16:38 PM

limeyfellow: I always found it weird the worship for the people of the Alamo. They denounced their US citizenship, calling it an evil country and became Mexicans, then were mad because they abolished slavery in the country so they went on a rampage of pillage and plunder like you expect from an Al-Qeida like organization, before having to be put down by the armed forces of the rightful Government.


This except I probably wouldn't say Terrorism. More like the Russian separatists in Ukraine.
 
2014-05-02 11:17:57 PM

ShutYerBeak: limeyfellow: I always found it weird the worship for the people of the Alamo. They denounced their US citizenship, calling it an evil country and became Mexicans, then were mad because they abolished slavery in the country so they went on a rampage of pillage and plunder like you expect from an Al-Qeida like organization, before having to be put down by the armed forces of the rightful Government.

Wow. So you know jack all about Texas history. Bless your tacky little heart.


He is not that far off. The Mexican Government invited them in and they shat all over their hosts.
 
2014-05-03 12:15:55 AM
Texas is an emabarassment to humanity. Give then their "freedom" so they can drown in their own stupidity.
 
2014-05-03 06:31:57 AM
Zombies wanting brains is not Canon!! That comes from Return of the Living Dead which was a Zombie spoof film
Yes I am that guy.
 
2014-05-03 06:13:16 PM

RyansPrivates: Subby has never been to San Antonio, or he would realize the correct headline should be "Braaaaaiiiinnnnnsss, senor"

/i'm a bad person
//very bad person
///not a racist
////does saying that make me a racist
//At the very least I am annoying with slashies....


Not for the people who would be offended by zombies at the Alamo. Not too many Hispanics get their panties in a bunch about that shiat.
 
2014-05-04 12:30:45 AM

RyansPrivates: Subby has never been to San Antonio, or he would realize the correct headline should be "Braaaaaiiiinnnnnsss, senor"



I assumed the article was going to be about Paula Deen.
 
2014-05-04 01:45:54 AM
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Who's got brains, y'all?
 
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