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(Toronto Sun)   The Rock turns fourt....IT DOESNT MATTER HOW OLD HE IS   (torontosun.com) divider line 97
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2014-05-02 02:24:14 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Does anyone have the original link?


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-05-02 02:26:13 PM  

noazark: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x616]


I had never seen that one before. Thanks for the hoot.
 
2014-05-02 02:27:31 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Does anyone have the original link?


img.fark.net
 
2014-05-02 02:35:54 PM  
What the hell is going on with his acting career?  He was moving towards more serious roles, then about 2 years ago he got re-jacked up and started hitting the beefcake stuff again.  Does WWE require him to come back every so often as part of his contract?
 
2014-05-02 02:37:13 PM  

paswa17: I'm not here to debate whether a WWE star should be in the Sports tab, rather why the article writer chose The Rock as the 'top' celebrity with today's birthday instead of  Engelbert Humperdinck.


But he's dead now.
 
2014-05-02 02:37:30 PM  

Lsherm: What the hell is going on with his acting career?  He was moving towards more serious roles, then about 2 years ago he got re-jacked up and started hitting the beefcake stuff again.  Does WWE require him to come back every so often as part of his contract?


He is never leaving again.  HE TOLD ME HE IS NEVER LEAVING! HE IS HOME! HE SAID!

/yuck
 
2014-05-02 02:38:27 PM  

Gunderson: scottydoesntknow: Does anyone have the original link?

[upload.wikimedia.org image 250x340]


Ok, that made me laugh pretty hard. Have a month of TF
 
2014-05-02 02:40:17 PM  

Lsherm: What the hell is going on with his acting career?  He was moving towards more serious roles, then about 2 years ago he got re-jacked up and started hitting the beefcake stuff again.  Does WWE require him to come back every so often as part of his contract?


Well, he just finished filming Hercules (titular role) so he needed to be buff for that.. he's now in the middle of filming both Fast 7 (that's a money role.. no way you turn that down) and San Andreas, where he plays a helicopter pilot during an earthquake.
 
2014-05-02 02:40:56 PM  

Lsherm: What the hell is going on with his acting career?  He was moving towards more serious roles, then about 2 years ago he got re-jacked up and started hitting the beefcake stuff again.  Does WWE require him to come back every so often as part of his contract?


He really doesn't have a contract with WWE.

I'm guessing Vince just offered him a shiatload of money for very little work. And Vince probably also got paid well because Rocky was always around during movie promoting time.
 
2014-05-02 02:46:37 PM  
really, this hasn't been said yet:

What is this doing in the Entertainment Tab?
 
2014-05-02 02:46:49 PM  

Fonaibung: Some guys just look better as they get older.


Genetics helps. He's a Pacific Islander(Samoan, I think), and those folks can age really well. Not all of them, mind you.
 
2014-05-02 02:47:20 PM  

That guy on the bike: really, this hasn't been said yet:

What is this doing in the Entertainment Tab?


IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT TAB IT'S IN!
 
2014-05-02 02:48:48 PM  

Gunderson: scottydoesntknow: Does anyone have the original link?

[upload.wikimedia.org image 250x340]


apt311: [img.fark.net image 253x300]


Nice.
 
2014-05-02 02:49:14 PM  

Mikey1969: Fonaibung: Some guys just look better as they get older.

Genetics helps. He's a Pacific Islander(Samoan, I think), and those folks can age really well. Not all of them, mind you.


and he's half soul...and you know, black don't crack.  I think Donald Sterling said that.
 
2014-05-02 02:49:59 PM  
They're making a Coneheads sequel? I thought the first one flopped.

storage.torontosun.com
 
2014-05-02 02:50:42 PM  

Mikey1969: Genetics helps. He's a Pacific Islander(Samoan, I think), and those folks can age really well. Not all of them, mind you.


Samoan, African Canadian
 
2014-05-02 02:50:47 PM  

phaseolus: Probably old news for a lot of people, but just the other day I discovered he & New Line Pictures are developing a film based on this random pic from Deviantart:
[fc01.deviantart.net image 790x900]

It might prove worthwhile, I have moderately high hopes


That's such a cool pic. I'd totally forgotten about it.
 
2014-05-02 02:55:37 PM  

FinFangFark: Mikey1969: Fonaibung: Some guys just look better as they get older.

Genetics helps. He's a Pacific Islander(Samoan, I think), and those folks can age really well. Not all of them, mind you.

and he's half soul...and you know, black don't crack.  I think Donald Sterling said that.


Gunny Highway: Mikey1969: Genetics helps. He's a Pacific Islander(Samoan, I think), and those folks can age really well. Not all of them, mind you.

Samoan, African Canadian


Well, the 'half black' thing definitely helps. Another group of people that for the most part age very well. Good for him. I like the guy. Not in the way I "like" Drew Barrymore, but he seems pretty cool.
 
2014-05-02 02:58:03 PM  

Gunny Highway: Mikey1969: Genetics helps. He's a Pacific Islander(Samoan, I think), and those folks can age really well. Not all of them, mind you.

Samoan, African Canadian


Jambo, eh buddy?
 
2014-05-02 03:01:01 PM  

empres77: Fourteen?


No, no, no. It's the new, clever way to spell "forty." FOUR-T.
 
2014-05-02 03:01:46 PM  

swarrt: paswa17: I'm not here to debate whether a WWE star should be in the Sports tab, rather why the article writer chose The Rock as the 'top' celebrity with today's birthday instead of  Engelbert Humperdinck.

But he's dead now.


Don't tell the Morongo Casino. They just booked him to sing on September 9th.
 
2014-05-02 03:04:06 PM  

noazark: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x616]


I LOL'd. Considering some people think RPS is a sport too, it's very appropriate.
 
2014-05-02 03:23:25 PM  

dj_spanmaster: empres77: Fourteen?

No, no, no. It's the new, clever way to spell "forty." FOUR-T.


I was saying 'boo-urns'...
 
2014-05-02 03:49:54 PM  

Rwa2play: He's gonna make that birthday cake, make it really nice and edible...then TURN THAT SUMB*TCH SIDEWAYS AND STICK IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASS~!


Those were the glory days of the WWE.
 
2014-05-02 03:57:02 PM  
Okay, the misspelling of "forty" aside, this headline was funny.  I laughed out loud.  Well-played, subby.
 
2014-05-02 03:57:49 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: Rwa2play: He's gonna make that birthday cake, make it really nice and edible...then TURN THAT SUMB*TCH SIDEWAYS AND STICK IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASS~!

Those were the glory days of the WWE.


I use the word jabroni every single day.
 
2014-05-02 04:46:31 PM  
The first attempt at the Rock Bottom?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oINkMsJ068o
 
2014-05-02 04:51:34 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: Rwa2play: He's gonna make that birthday cake, make it really nice and edible...then TURN THAT SUMB*TCH SIDEWAYS AND STICK IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASS~!

Those were the glory days of the WWE.


Oh dear god YES.  That was appointment TV in the best sense of the word.

Gunny Highway: I use the word jabroni every single day.


WHAT?!
 
2014-05-02 05:26:00 PM  

Rwa2play: HaywoodJablonski: Rwa2play: He's gonna make that birthday cake, make it really nice and edible...then TURN THAT SUMB*TCH SIDEWAYS AND STICK IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASS~!

Those were the glory days of the WWE.

Oh dear god YES.  That was appointment TV in the best sense of the word.

Gunny Highway: I use the word jabroni every single day.

WHAT?!


My user name is short for "Know Your Roll AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH!" :)
 
2014-05-02 05:32:33 PM  

Krustofsky: The first attempt at the Rock Bottom?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oINkMsJ068o


He Rock Bottomed that future Knicks point guard!
 
2014-05-02 05:54:28 PM  

apt311: scottydoesntknow: Does anyone have the original link?


And they say that meme is old.....
 
2014-05-02 06:02:44 PM  

That guy on the bike: really, this hasn't been said yet:

What is this doing in the Entertainment Tab?


A better question is, why aren't all the links in the Entertainment tab about the Rock?

/The Rock loves The Big Bang Theory
/The Rock reacts to Peaches's death
/The Rock punches Seth MacFarlane in the throat
/Who made Agents of Shield grow the beard? The Rock.
/Why isn't the Rock in Star Wars 7?
//Seriously, that's actually a good question.
 
2014-05-02 06:13:18 PM  

Mikey1969: Another group of people that for the most part age very well. Good for him. I like the guy. Not in the way I "like" Drew Barrymore, but he seems pretty cool.


Drew Barrymore is incapable of doing of doing anything wrong.
 
2014-05-02 06:19:38 PM  

Gunderson: Mike_LowELL: idesofmarch: I've said this about a lot of threads, but seriously, how is this in the sports tab?  Let alone it never would have--

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT TAB IT'S IN

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffo3_fO_RA8

A compilation of the best "It doesn't matter" moments.  The video never fails to put a smile on my face


This one is my favorite
 
2014-05-02 06:40:08 PM  

Mugato: Drew Barrymore is incapable of doing of doing anything wrong.


She did Tom Green.
 
2014-05-02 07:06:47 PM  
Four-handled moss colored family gredunza?
 
2014-05-02 07:14:24 PM  

Mugato: Mikey1969: Another group of people that for the most part age very well. Good for him. I like the guy. Not in the way I "like" Drew Barrymore, but he seems pretty cool.

Drew Barrymore is incapable of doing of doing anything wrong.


Well, she DID marry Tom Green for some reason, but I'll forgive her. As many times as she'll let me.
 
2014-05-02 07:19:01 PM  
This whole day has been me cutting friends off with "IT DOESN'T MATTER." I'm surprised I haven't been murdered yet.
 
2014-05-02 07:27:22 PM  

apt311: scottydoesntknow: Does anyone have the original link?

[img.fark.net image 253x300]


I lol'd.

It's dangerous to go alone. Take this month of TF!
 
2014-05-02 08:36:40 PM  

The Bestest: Mugato: Drew Barrymore is incapable of doing of doing anything wrong.

She did Tom Green.


Alright, I suppose no one is perfect. I still love her.
 
2014-05-02 08:48:57 PM  

Gunderson: scottydoesntknow: Does anyone have the original link?

[upload.wikimedia.org image 250x340]


he said Original not Missing.

that said thats a blast from my past.
 
2014-05-02 08:57:07 PM  

VvonderJesus: Gunderson: Mike_LowELL: idesofmarch: I've said this about a lot of threads, but seriously, how is this in the sports tab?  Let alone it never would have--

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT TAB IT'S IN

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffo3_fO_RA8

A compilation of the best "It doesn't matter" moments.  The video never fails to put a smile on my face

This one is my favorite


That is a classic
 
2014-05-02 09:06:49 PM  
Hey head over to the nba tab, someone wondered why wwe threads get so much traffic, sounded quite butthurt too
 
2014-05-02 09:34:37 PM  

natural316: Hey head over to the nba tab, someone wondered why wwe threads get so much traffic, sounded quite butthurt too


Yeah, how dare Fark force him to not only tolerate, but force him to  read these threads.

/professional basketball sucks
//professional wrestling is usually so bad it's good, or just so bad we must mock it
 
2014-05-02 10:33:19 PM  

natural316: Hey head over to the nba tab, someone wondered why wwe threads get so much traffic, sounded quite butthurt too


Because Fark them, that's why
 
2014-05-03 12:22:51 AM  

Krustofsky: The first attempt at the Rock Bottom?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oINkMsJ068o


Awesome to watch in any event!

/Gators fan
//P.S. Bowdenhole:  you STILL aren't the legitimate owner of the wins record
 
2014-05-03 08:56:27 AM  

Fonaibung: Mind of the North Star: Fonaibung: Some guys just look better as they get older have more money and 'roids

Definitely roids, but he's got a great complexion, dresses very well, and rocks that stubble. He's also gotten considerably leaner since he first started out in the WWE. These things work in his favor.


Pectoral implants.
 
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