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(NPR)   For those of you who prefer your summer music festivals -without- vomiting, douchebros. mud in your shorts and the unmistakable reek of ditch weed   ( divider line
    More: Cool, music festivals, chamber music, Frank Gehry, New York Philharmonic, trial by jury, Tchaikovsky, jazz guitarist, Philadelphia Orchestra  
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2014-05-02 05:16:53 PM  
1 vote:
To whit


2014-05-02 04:53:27 PM  
1 vote:
"Dude!  I totally called Philip Glass' Violin Concerto No. 2, 'The American Four Seasons'! They've been opening with that the whole tour!  Tchaikovsky's Eugene Onegin was epic!  I hadn't heard that since Bardfest '12!  And that The Picture of Dorian Gray?  Dude!  Totally twisted my melon, bruddah!"

"yeah man, but, what about that Beethoven's "Eroica" > Brahms' First Piano Concerto > Beethoven's Ninth > Eroica sandwich?  Dude!  I thought he was teasing Barber's Violin Concerto but when he went back to Eroica, I was like, 'JUSTICE'!  That set was SICKNESS!  It was like, even though 'Thoven-Bear is like, gone, man, it was like, I felt him onstage, man!  The 'Tove was here in spirit, bruh!"

"Dude I know!  You doin' Caramoor?  Got any space?  Heady nugs for space, brah!"

"Sorry man, no kickdowns for custies, bruddah!"
2014-05-02 03:52:22 PM  
1 vote:

mainsail: I read "douchebros" as "douchbreros" and now I'm wondering what sort of hat is a douchbrero?

It's a fedora with a 3ft diameter brim decorated with a dangley fringe.
2014-05-02 03:35:42 PM  
1 vote:
...other than a black fedora...
2014-05-02 03:34:46 PM  
1 vote:
I read "douchebros" as "douchbreros" and now I'm wondering what sort of hat is a douchbrero?
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