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(Guardian)   Good grammar will help you get laid, especially if you have a grammar Nazi fetish   ( divider line
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1237 clicks; posted to Geek » on 02 May 2014 at 10:56 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-05-02 05:56:57 PM  
3 votes:
2014-05-02 12:02:25 PM  
2 votes:
Everyone should absolutely know their intensifiers, all graded quantifiers, and most of the partitives.  Negative questions and tag questions have differing functions depending on rising or falling intonation, don't they?  Selected past participial adjectives are not interchangeable with functioning present participial adjectives.  Care should be taken when using modals with the passive voice.

/oh yeah, literally drowning in poon over here
2014-05-02 12:01:54 PM  
2 votes:
Back a little over 10 years ago I put a profile up on In the clever and humorous profile I had written I had correctly used a semicolon. A woman read it, thought it was funny, and noticed the correct usage of the semicolon. She decided to respond and we were married 2 years later.

While dating, she mentioned the semicolon thing to me, and then added, "And it's a good thing it was there, too. It helped me overlook the fact that you used the word 'you're' instead of 'your.' I almost skipped your profile completely based on that."
2014-05-02 10:25:46 AM  
2 votes:
Lain, subby.
2014-05-02 01:57:25 PM  
1 vote:

NateAsbestos: geocacherphil: Ambitwistor: Romanes eunt domus

people called the romanes go house?

It says "Romans go home"!

No it doesn't.
2014-05-02 11:36:20 AM  
1 vote:

Pocket Ninja: Lain, subby.

This is how you do obscure:
2014-05-02 11:25:53 AM  
1 vote:
No. No it doesn't.
2014-05-02 11:07:46 AM  
1 vote:
Proper use of the subjunctive may lead to a nice conjunction, were I to relate it.
2014-05-02 11:06:05 AM  
1 vote:
I was conjugating with this chick last night and let me tell you, she was into some irregular shiat.
2014-05-02 10:44:48 AM  
1 vote:
Yeah, I can smell the chicks getting wet whenever I use "whom" correctly.

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