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(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))   47-year-old man sentenced to one year in prison for making a hot dog   (heraldtribune.com ) divider line
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2014-05-02 09:33:10 AM  
Dousing that poor dog is just dangerous.  As much as feeding him after midnight.
 
2014-05-02 09:33:20 AM  
I don't even care for little dogs but that thing is adorable!  How can people be mean to such sweetness and innocence?
 
2014-05-02 09:51:30 AM  
Was he charged with a salsa?

Welcome to picante me the ass prison.
 
2014-05-02 10:08:56 AM  
When he gets out, will he be considered an ex-condiment?
 
2014-05-02 10:22:17 AM  
At least it wasn't ketchup.
 
2014-05-02 10:24:38 AM  

bearded clamorer: At least it wasn't ketchup.


That might make me change my position on unstudied execution drug cocktails.
 
2014-05-02 11:29:08 AM  
Should have used catsup.
 
2014-05-02 11:29:44 AM  

Diogenes: I don't even care for little dogs but that thing is adorable!  How can people be mean to such sweetness and innocence?


I'm not saying I condone his actions, but: "Grrr, grrr, yip, yip, yip, yip, yip, yip, yip." quoth the dog.
 
2014-05-02 11:31:04 AM  
Attack of the Wiener Man!

I know, not really, but I'll take any excuse to post this link.
 
2014-05-02 11:33:08 AM  
If you put anything but mustard on a dog you are doing it wrong.
 
2014-05-02 11:37:37 AM  

jst3p: If you put anything but mustard on a dog you are doing it wrong.


Mustard - the fastest and most reliable way of turning your hotdog into a pile shiat.
 
2014-05-02 11:40:04 AM  
He was trying to make a Buffalo dog.
 
2014-05-02 11:40:04 AM  

brap: Was he charged with a salsa?

Welcome to picante me the ass prison.


He's doing a year in county. Not, pound a dog up the ass prison.
 
2014-05-02 11:40:35 AM  
Ay chihuahua!
 
2014-05-02 11:40:47 AM  
Headline had me thinking he ate an actual dog. I'm more interested why the owner didn't did wash of her dog before resorting to the fire department. That's very strange she didn't just do it herself then right to the vet.
 
2014-05-02 11:44:53 AM  
Headlines are good today!
 
2014-05-02 11:44:59 AM  

jtmcadam: Headline had me thinking he ate an actual dog. I'm more interested why the owner didn't did wash of her dog before resorting to the fire department. That's very strange she didn't just do it herself then right to the vet.


Maybe she just wanted to GTFO.  Who's to say that things wouldn't have escalated from there?
 
2014-05-02 11:45:05 AM  

Russ1642: jst3p: If you put anything but mustard on a dog you are doing it wrong.

Mustard - the fastest and most reliable way of turning your hotdog into a pile shiat.


Slow down, now. Mr. 3p is correct. Mustard truly is the only acceptable condiment for encased meats.
 
2014-05-02 11:45:05 AM  

Russ1642: jst3p: If you put anything but mustard on a dog you are doing it wrong.

Mustard - the fastest and most reliable way of turning your hotdog into a pile shiat.


A hot dog starts off as a pile of shiat, but my original assertion is true for any cased food eaten on a hot dog bun.

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2014-05-02 11:45:46 AM  

jwookie: brap: Was he charged with a salsa?

Welcome to picante me the ass prison.

He's doing a year in county. Not, pound a dog up the ass prison.



Frank'sly, if I wanted your opinion I would have Tabasced for it.
 
2014-05-02 11:48:58 AM  
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is this the hot dog in question?
 
2014-05-02 11:50:39 AM  
www.seriouseats.com
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2014-05-02 11:52:18 AM  
Be careful when wielding Sriracha
For someone will quicky scream GOTCHA!
You'll scream and you'll cry
For it's in your eye...
So get your comeuppance through Macha!
 
2014-05-02 11:57:06 AM  
"It was a good resolution," Assistant State Attorney Dan Yuter said.

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2014-05-02 12:00:45 PM  
What the victim may look like:
www.digmydog.org
 
2014-05-02 12:05:40 PM  

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That little buddy is weapons-grade cute.

Love me some dachshunds.  I have had two, (one still with me), and they are great characters.  I highly recommend one, if you have the means.
 
2014-05-02 12:08:02 PM  
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2014-05-02 12:08:29 PM  
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2014-05-02 12:15:59 PM  
Dachshund-Chihuahua mix with seizure issues? I'm not saying the guy was RIGHT, but...

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2014-05-02 12:19:43 PM  

Russ1642: jst3p: If you put anything but mustard on a dog you are doing it wrong.

Mustard - the fastest and most reliable way of turning your hotdog into a pile shiat.


People who put ketchup on hot dogs are, man, they're just... OK, I'll say it. They're people with slightly different taste buds from mine.

/Best hot dogs in order are: chilidog with onions and mustard, Papaya King dog with mustard, dirty-water dog with that weird tomato-onion sauce, Chicago dog. Any hot dog, though, is better than no hot dog.
 
2014-05-02 12:23:38 PM  
Black people DO love them some hot sauce...
 
2014-05-02 12:24:33 PM  
1 year in prison and 'anger management' (which is a bullshiat coarse anyway) is all he gets?

Was it too expensive an option to taze him a few times a day while saying 'No!" for 9 months?
 
2014-05-02 12:25:28 PM  
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2014-05-02 12:30:31 PM  

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I'm not sure what your point is. Are you saying that the DuPont dude should've poured hot sauce on his daughter, or that puppy-guy should've raped the dog?
 
2014-05-02 12:30:42 PM  
Ok- WTF people.

FTA:   "It was a good resolution," Assistant State Attorney Dan Yuter said. "There were some problems with the case. There wasn't an eye witness, no direct evidence."
Gizmo, a dachshund-chihuahua mix, was 3 months old on Feb. 23 when Myles became annoyed with the dog and poured hot sauce on it. The hot sauce got in the puppy's eyes and throat.

Myles denied pouring the hot sauce on the puppy.

So the puppy, who has seizures, has hot sauce poured on it? Possibly pepper spray? Girlfriend takes it to fire station where they revive it (total BS, they didn't administer medications, they put the thing in a sink and rinsed it off), she surrenders the dog to the police who return it to the dog's previous owner. Dog is treated for neurological problem not related to hot sauce (seizures), so no permanent harm.

Puppies get into everything. Do they have proof it didn't knock over some hot sauce on it's own? This guy's lawyer must be awful at his job to take a plea with no evidence against him, that or the ADA threatened him with some ridiculous sentence if it was to go to trial.

I've seen cops pepper spray dogs/cats for getting too close, and some even killed on scene. This guy gets a year in jail? People have killed people and served less time, i.e. affluenza.
 
2014-05-02 12:37:25 PM  

LazyMedia: Russ1642: jst3p: If you put anything but mustard on a dog you are doing it wrong.

Mustard - the fastest and most reliable way of turning your hotdog into a pile shiat.

People who put ketchup on hot dogs are, man, they're just... OK, I'll say it. They're people with slightly different taste buds from mine.

/Best hot dogs in order are: chilidog with onions and mustard, Papaya King dog with mustard, dirty-water dog with that weird tomato-onion sauce, Chicago dog. Any hot dog, though, is better than no hot dog.


You forgot sauerkraut.
 
2014-05-02 12:41:15 PM  
Flame cooked til a little black, fresh onions, Bertman's ballpark mustard, relish, a tiny bit of ketchup, cheese.  That's CLE style.
 
2014-05-02 12:47:38 PM  
Most hot sauce will not irritate skin.  Now when you get up to the higher potency stuff (like capsicum) that may be a different story.  Pepper spray falls into a catergory all its own.

Now in the eyes or sensitive areas (ie mucus membranes, the groin and such) it can hurt like all get out.

I would not think rinsing the dog with water alone should not have resolved the issue it were truly a hot sauce.

Now, if it had been a hot sauce enema. . .that would hurt.
 
2014-05-02 12:54:04 PM  
Too bad he wasn't white, would have gotten 12 months probation and a fine.

Seriously though, this guy is a shiatbag, but it's pretty low grade animal abuse and the state spending what 25 grand to lock him up for a year seems like a waste. There have been hotsauce cases with actual humans where the saucer didn't get time. How about someone just kicks him square in the nuts and he has to clean up dog pens at a shelter twice a week for 6 months (supervised to prevent any hot sauce incidents.)
 
2014-05-02 12:55:48 PM  
WTF happened in this thread?

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2014-05-02 01:18:55 PM  

MooseBayou: LazyMedia: Russ1642: jst3p: If you put anything but mustard on a dog you are doing it wrong.

Mustard - the fastest and most reliable way of turning your hotdog into a pile shiat.

People who put ketchup on hot dogs are, man, they're just... OK, I'll say it. They're people with slightly different taste buds from mine.

/Best hot dogs in order are: chilidog with onions and mustard, Papaya King dog with mustard, dirty-water dog with that weird tomato-onion sauce, Chicago dog. Any hot dog, though, is better than no hot dog.

You forgot sauerkraut.


Deliberately. As a hot dog condiment, sauerkraut comes below cole slaw in my estimation.
 
2014-05-02 01:19:34 PM  
While what he did is shiatty it does have it's benefits for training. One of my dogs kept chewing the corner of a futon in our home-office. Doused the spot in hot sauce and Viola! no more chewing. Cayenne pepper works too.
 
2014-05-02 03:23:21 PM  

K3rmy: Most hot sauce will not irritate skin.  Now when you get up to the higher potency stuff (like capsicum) that may be a different story.  Pepper spray falls into a catergory all its own.

Now in the eyes or sensitive areas (ie mucus membranes, the groin and such) it can hurt like all get out.

I would not think rinsing the dog with water alone should not have resolved the issue it were truly a hot sauce.

Now, if it had been a hot sauce enema. . .that would hurt.


It got into Mr. Pupster's eyes and throat. That must have hurt quite a bit. Even the most annoying chihuahua doesn't deserve that.
 
2014-05-02 04:18:11 PM  
Bad deed. Excessive punishment. Stupid judge. Over-reacting gf.

I bet he wouldn't have gotten this harsh a penalty if he put hot sauce on her kid.
 
2014-05-02 08:06:16 PM  
That's one of the wurst headlines I've seen lately.
 
2014-05-02 10:04:25 PM  
in Korea, that's called an appetizer
 
2014-05-03 12:58:39 AM  
I think the guards at the jail should hold this fark down and pour the hottest sauce they can on this guy's "dog" if you know what I mean.
 
2014-05-03 02:35:17 AM  

Driver: That's one of the wurst headlines I've seen lately.


brat
 
2014-05-03 05:48:05 PM  

abhorrent1: While what he did is shiatty it does have it's benefits for training. One of my dogs kept chewing the corner of a futon in our home-office. Doused the spot in hot sauce and Viola! no more chewing. Cayenne pepper works too.


There's a pretty big difference between hot saucing the furniture and throwing it in the dog's eyes.

Still, a year is way too much jail time.  Give him 48 hours, a year probation, and 200 hours community service at the shelter.

/I can't use Tabasco to sauce the cabinets, the dog likes Tabasco.  Liked the habanero too.  I had to use the ghost pepper sauce.  Waste of good ghost pepper sauce, dammit, but I can't afford more surgery to get wood chunks out of his gut.
 
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