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(Metro)   "Huh-lo zis 911? Ye'am cahhllin to report a drunk drihiiver"   ( divider line
    More: Fail, Malcolm Sidbury, New York State Police, drunk driving  
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2014-05-02 07:08:06 AM

Paint-huffing guy? Is that you?
2014-05-02 09:53:28 AM  
Question: Why is the Metro--which is, maybe, one of the UK's two national newspapers that can actually be believed when they print anything--reporting on an incident that wasn't only not in the UK, but that happened in upstate New York?
2014-05-02 09:53:51 AM  
It is nice to see two strangers meet each other on common ground.  I hope their new friendship is long a fruitful.
2014-05-02 10:03:53 AM  
*hic*  *burp*  Dad? Wha-duh-fug?
2014-05-02 10:59:13 AM

2014-05-02 11:11:46 AM  

flucto: Paint-huffing guy? Is that you?

"Ebony and Ivory come together in perfect..."
2014-05-02 11:47:33 AM  

svanmeter: "Ebony and Ivory come together in perfect..."
2014-05-02 12:06:31 PM  
Did he need a bambolance?
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