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(Metro)   Unexpected: finger test can tell whether you're attractive   (metro.co.uk ) divider line
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4832 clicks; posted to Geek » on 02 May 2014 at 8:43 AM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-05-02 07:20:56 AM  
Just as I suspected.
 
2014-05-02 07:24:44 AM  
Wait, if you randomly find people's fingers in your butt you must be attractive?
 
2014-05-02 07:55:06 AM  
My mom says I'm handsome.
 
2014-05-02 08:46:02 AM  
Yeah, sure.
 
2014-05-02 08:46:17 AM  
So does the finger go in the hole? I just tried it and the lady sitting across from me on the bus looked disgusted.
 
2014-05-02 08:47:46 AM  

flucto: Wait, if you randomly find people's fingers in your butt you must be attractive?


i1.sndcdn.com

Or your own, I guess.  You know, if you're in to that kind of thing.
 
2014-05-02 08:49:42 AM  
If it feels wet, you are attractive?

/Didn't read TFA
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-05-02 08:50:23 AM  
I pass. No more excuses, girls.
 
2014-05-02 08:51:28 AM  
I make lots of money. I am attractive to both sexes.
 
2014-05-02 08:54:19 AM  
I feel dumber after RTFA. What pablum.
 
2014-05-02 08:55:14 AM  
So....what would someone have to look like to fail this test? Seems like it's less of a test for attractiveness and more of a test for being really farking odd-looking.
 
2014-05-02 08:56:21 AM  
I do like how the guy cheated.

I would try the test but there is no way I am placing my finger on top of my nose.   I dont know where it has been, ewwwww.
 
2014-05-02 08:57:21 AM  

diaphoresis: I make lots of money. I am attractive to both sexes.


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2014-05-02 09:07:09 AM  
So I "passed" this "test". So what? I know a couple of people who would also pass their test, who look like farking mutants. Also, what if your fingers are disproportionately long?
 
2014-05-02 09:11:56 AM  
I'M ATTRACTIVE

PEOPLE LIKE ME
 
2014-05-02 09:12:42 AM  
"If you 'fail' the test, though, don't feel too disheartened - experts say it's not full proof, although they admit it does count."

Britain, I am disappoint.

/Liquor thirsty now for some odd reason

//Liquor thirsty? Hmmm...
 
2014-05-02 09:13:25 AM  
Did you know that if your hand is bigger than your face from a couple inches away, you have cancer? No? Well, try it and find out!

/*SLAP*
//quit falling for these
 
2014-05-02 09:13:30 AM  
i'm wealthy and have a huge dong.  Women tell me I'm atractive.

And I belive them.
 
2014-05-02 09:13:52 AM  

forgotmydamnusername: So I "passed" this "test". So what? I know a couple of people who would also pass their test, who look like farking mutants. Also, what if your fingers are disproportionately long?


Then you don't need to be attractive.
 
2014-05-02 09:15:07 AM  
My lips did touch my finger, but my chin and nose did not... guess I'm off the charts super attractive...
 
2014-05-02 09:16:02 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-02 09:16:16 AM  
Which chin should I use?
 
2014-05-02 09:18:41 AM  
Isn't the proper Fark spelling "attractivece"?

/or is that only in TFD?  is that something liters aren't allowed to talk about?
 
2014-05-02 09:23:07 AM  
So if you've got a concave chin and massive schnoze, they cancel out and you're attractive?
 
2014-05-02 09:24:44 AM  
So, duck face *does* make you attractive?
 
2014-05-02 09:25:30 AM  
I think if you make it all the way to the finger test, she's already decided that you're attractive.
 
2014-05-02 09:28:34 AM  
i49.vbox7.com
 
2014-05-02 09:32:10 AM  
Why does my finger smell like shiat?
 
2014-05-02 09:36:45 AM  
Doesn't matter what my finger says, my face knows better.
 
2014-05-02 09:39:30 AM  
Unexpected Finger Indicating Attractiveness?
 
2014-05-02 09:43:14 AM  

LoneVVolf: So if you've got a concave chin and massive schnoze, they cancel out and you're attractive?


Well, based on my sample size of one... nope.
 
2014-05-02 09:44:23 AM  
Shocker!
 
2014-05-02 09:45:35 AM  
I would finger test either of those girls.
 
2014-05-02 09:48:36 AM  

Saiga410: Which chin should I use?


Now see kids? THIS is how we do wit. Which is always the most attractive feature.
 
2014-05-02 10:16:51 AM  
You know how you figure out if you're attractive?

People tell you.
 
2014-05-02 10:20:54 AM  
Great, all those chinless people from Indiana now think they are attractive. I think your test might be a tad flawed.
 
2014-05-02 10:30:59 AM  
So this is actually a thing in the world of dentistry and is used completely wrong in this article. If your lips touch your finger it means you have a depressed chin, which indicates you are a candidate for orthodontics that will push your lower jaw forward. People with depressed chins are LESS attractive using whatever scale they are talking about. Your lips are NOT supposed to touch your finger. This is coming from a DDS.
 
2014-05-02 10:31:00 AM  
Just because you pass doesn't mean you are attractive. If you fail though, it does mean you aren't attractive (jutting chin or huge nose). At least that's how I see it.
 
2014-05-02 10:34:12 AM  

Saiga410: I do like how the guy cheated.



I noticed that too. Can we call him a mouth breather as well since that's what he had to do to cheat? Seems fair.

/my finger smell like peanut butter
 
2014-05-02 10:47:46 AM  
NOW PULL IT!
 
2014-05-02 11:01:13 AM  
I bet you all can't guess what racist thought is passing through my head right now...
 
2014-05-02 11:09:17 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Isn't the proper Fark spelling "attractivece"?

/or is that only in TFD?  is that something liters aren't allowed to talk about?


You have to pay $5 and only post on one tab in order to use that spelling. And have a REAL strong sense of self-importance.
 
2014-05-02 11:14:22 AM  
Wallet and penis thickness tests for that trifecta.
 
2014-05-02 11:21:05 AM  

jxb465: Just because you pass doesn't mean you are attractive. If you fail though, it does mean you aren't attractive (jutting chin or huge nose). At least that's how I see it.


Yeah, there are no attractive men with prominent jaws/chins.
 
2014-05-02 11:49:18 AM  

garfu_: This is coming from a DDS.


Apparently from an unattractive DDS...
 
2014-05-02 12:05:38 PM  
"This one weird trick...."

Yeup. Must be true.
 
2014-05-02 12:26:04 PM  
If you ask my wife and past girlfriends they'd say I passed the finger test with flying colors.
 
2014-05-02 12:35:57 PM  
The finger test doesn't pass the sniff test.
 
2014-05-02 02:36:42 PM  
Well done, subby. Well done.
 
2014-05-02 02:40:24 PM  
First girl's finger is to the side of her nose.
Second girl appears to be smooshing her nose a bit.
Guy's finger is to the side of his nose and his mouth is open.
My finger is in my nose, my mouth is open slightly, letting a stream of drool drip down my chest, coming to rest in a warm spit-pool in my bellybutton. Later, I'm going to say toy-boat ten times fast, flawlessly. But sorry, I'm already married.
 
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