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(Marketwatch)   Kellogg reports that 1Q revenue is not grrrreat   (marketwatch.com) divider line 13
    More: Fail, Kellogg Co., revenues, Special K, global workforce, cereals, Pringles  
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2014-05-02 06:24:37 PM  
Somebody took a shiat in Tonys frosted flakes.
 
2014-05-02 07:39:16 PM  
I think it's another cereal killer on the loose.
 
2014-05-02 07:51:04 PM  
It's like when people can't afford the brand name cereal they buy the off-brand stuff in the big bags.
 
2014-05-02 07:51:37 PM  
In related news, mascot Tony the Tiger has been replaced by Barry the Bear.
 
2014-05-03 12:08:01 AM  
Lemme guess.  Their revenue stream has been a bit flaky.
 
2014-05-03 12:47:48 AM  
K - E - double L - not so Good
 
2014-05-03 01:27:10 AM  
Cereal seems very expensive, and I have to buy milk too. Pisses me off.
 
2014-05-03 01:32:59 AM  
Profit's not big, no no no.
 
2014-05-03 08:32:53 AM  

Mark Ratner: Cereal seems very expensive, and I have to buy milk too. Pisses me off.


It is. That's why, when I was dealing with a lot of medical bills years ago (cancer is a biatch), I bought containers of  rolled oats.  $2 = breakfast for two weeks.
 
2014-05-03 03:52:04 PM  
Wasn't last quarter pretty much shiatty for everyone?
 
2014-05-03 05:25:31 PM  

unlikely: It's like when people can't afford the brand name cereal they buy the off-brand stuff in the big bags.


I actually like the big bags of cereal better

/It's the $4.50/gallon of milk that is the turn of
//Yes. Silk is cheaper here per gallon
 
2014-05-03 09:33:31 PM  
Cereal's carb load to taste ratio is not very good.  Pass.
 
2014-05-04 07:17:58 AM  

lokis_mentor: unlikely: It's like when people can't afford the brand name cereal they buy the off-brand stuff in the big bags.

I actually like the big bags of cereal better

/It's the $4.50/gallon of milk that is the turn of
//Yes. Silk is cheaper here per gallon


Why do you hate farmers?

/kidding, they get like $0.25/gallon...
 
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