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(KHOU Houston)   If you're a teenager and your mom's best friend asks you not to tell anyone about all the times she banged you while your mom was in the hospital, be man enough to respect her wishes. Bonus: 'Turn that frown upside down' mugshot   (khou.com) divider line 168
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2014-05-02 09:40:43 AM
From another article.

Another time the boy's mother was hospitalized, in June of that same year, the two were amourous in the boy's bedroom. Worried about impregnating Carstens, he asked her for anal sex.

She at first declined before agreeing to his request, the Houston Press reported.



Damn, son.
 
2014-05-02 09:45:43 AM

Sybarite: From another article.

Another time the boy's mother was hospitalized, in June of that same year, the two were amourous in the boy's bedroom. Worried about impregnating Carstens, he asked her for anal sex.

She at first declined before agreeing to his request, the Houston Press reported.


Damn, son.


He should be commended for being responsible.
 
2014-05-02 10:05:30 AM

Mugato: Sybarite: From another article.

Another time the boy's mother was hospitalized, in June of that same year, the two were amourous in the boy's bedroom. Worried about impregnating Carstens, he asked her for anal sex.

She at first declined before agreeing to his request, the Houston Press reported.


Damn, son.

He should be commended for being responsible.


And a playa.
 
2014-05-02 10:07:44 AM

Diogenes: Mugato: Sybarite: From another article.

Another time the boy's mother was hospitalized, in June of that same year, the two were amourous in the boy's bedroom. Worried about impregnating Carstens, he asked her for anal sex.

She at first declined before agreeing to his request, the Houston Press reported.


Damn, son.

He should be commended for being responsible.

And a playa.


This boy was a victim.
 
2014-05-02 10:10:35 AM

JoieD'Zen: Diogenes: Mugato: Sybarite: From another article.

Another time the boy's mother was hospitalized, in June of that same year, the two were amourous in the boy's bedroom. Worried about impregnating Carstens, he asked her for anal sex.

She at first declined before agreeing to his request, the Houston Press reported.


Damn, son.

He should be commended for being responsible.

And a playa.

This boy was a victim.


Oh, unclench.  We're just having a bit of fun.  Of course he was.
 
2014-05-02 10:16:03 AM

Diogenes: JoieD'Zen: Diogenes: Mugato: Sybarite: From another article.

Another time the boy's mother was hospitalized, in June of that same year, the two were amourous in the boy's bedroom. Worried about impregnating Carstens, he asked her for anal sex.

She at first declined before agreeing to his request, the Houston Press reported.


Damn, son.

He should be commended for being responsible.

And a playa.

This boy was a victim.

Oh, unclench.  We're just having a bit of fun.  Of course he was.

Your sarcasm meter is wonky, please adjust.
 
2014-05-02 10:17:45 AM

JoieD'Zen: Your sarcasm meter is wonky, please adjust.


I wondered ;-)
 
2014-05-02 10:56:23 AM
How to avoid sexual assault charges:

1) Be attractive
2) Don't be unattractive.

Unfortunately, she failed on both counts:
img.fark.net

Two other thoughts:
1) She didn't have to get him drunk first?
2) He asked for anal so he wouldn't have to look her in the face.

/Yeah, it's harsh - welcome to Fark
 
2014-05-02 10:58:32 AM
I'll stick around until somebody photoshops that frown upside down.
 
2014-05-02 10:59:07 AM
Reverse both both sexes, probation would turn into 3000 years plus 4 life sentences.
 
2014-05-02 10:59:40 AM
Probation eh?  Nope, not gunna do it.  You know what argument I was going to make and that it'd do no real good anyway.
 
2014-05-02 11:00:12 AM
Not the prettiest face, but she'll do in a pinch and anal too.
 
2014-05-02 11:01:00 AM

Diogenes: Mugato: Sybarite: From another article.

Another time the boy's mother was hospitalized, in June of that same year, the two were amourous in the boy's bedroom. Worried about impregnating Carstens, he asked her for anal sex.

She at first declined before agreeing to his request, the Houston Press reported.


Damn, son.

He should be commended for being responsible.

And a playa.


No shiat.

"I feel like she deserved everything that she got so we'll leave it at that," said the victim, now 19 years old.

Yeah we all know who the real victim was... her butthole.
 
2014-05-02 11:01:09 AM
You people are horrendous. What if this happened to your son? How would you feel knowing he may go the rest of his life harboring this - potentially not finding another woman who is willing to do that. You don't know the irrecoverable pain of dating a freak so young and then having a life of nothing but stodgy princesses afterward.
 
2014-05-02 11:01:34 AM

JoieD'Zen: Diogenes: Mugato: Sybarite: From another article.

Another time the boy's mother was hospitalized, in June of that same year, the two were amourous in the boy's bedroom. Worried about impregnating Carstens, he asked her for anal sex.

She at first declined before agreeing to his request, the Houston Press reported.


Damn, son.

He should be commended for being responsible.

And a playa.

This boy was a victim.


Yes, he was a victim... he victimed that MILF's ass with his victim johnson then victimed all over her face...
 
2014-05-02 11:01:45 AM
The 9 Signs Your Best Friend is Doing Your Mom NSFW language


/the perp mom looks likes Munson's landlady from Kingpin
 
2014-05-02 11:02:37 AM
"I feel like she deserved everything that she got so we'll leave it at that," said the victim, now 19 years old. "

Asshole.
 
2014-05-02 11:03:51 AM
You're right, subby, much better.

www.mindhuestudio.com

/Q&D
 
2014-05-02 11:04:01 AM

Land Ark: You people are horrendous. What if this happened to your son? How would you feel knowing he may go the rest of his life harboring this - potentially not finding another woman who is willing to do that. You don't know the irrecoverable pain of dating a freak so young and then having a life of nothing but stodgy princesses afterward.


splitsider.com
//peaked too early also
 
2014-05-02 11:04:47 AM

Onkel Buck: The 9 Signs Your Best Friend is Doing Your Mom NSFW language


/the perp mom looks likes Munson's landlady from Kingpin


Time to pay the rent...
 
2014-05-02 11:05:25 AM

Land Ark: You people are horrendous. What if this happened to your son? How would you feel knowing he may go the rest of his life harboring this - potentially not finding another woman who is willing to do that. You don't know the irrecoverable pain of dating a freak so young and then having a life of nothing but stodgy princesses afterward.


Bad news, man. You marry that freak, and sooner rather than later it's all stodgy-style no matter what you ask.

/the voice of experience
/unfortunately
 
2014-05-02 11:06:35 AM

theorellior: You're right, subby, much better.

[www.mindhuestudio.com image 470x261]

/Q&D


Great, now I have to explain why I'm laughing so loud. No more lunch breaks at the desk!
 
2014-05-02 11:06:54 AM

Onkel Buck: The 9 Signs Your Best Friend is Doing Your Mom NSFW language


/the perp mom looks likes Munson's landlady from Kingpin


"Boy, Ya really jarred something loose there, Tiger....What is it about good sex that makes me want to take a crap?"

/probably not verbatim
 
2014-05-02 11:07:42 AM
He cried after sex?  I'm guessing he is one of those girl trapped in a boy's body types.
 
2014-05-02 11:11:00 AM
I would not have sex with 'droopy dog'.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-05-02 11:13:15 AM
Having been a teenager and having banged my mom's best friend while my mom was away taking care of her parents, I am getting a kick out of these replies while at the same time: a retroboner.
 
2014-05-02 11:13:35 AM

Pumpernickel bread: He cried after sex?  I'm guessing he is one of those girl trapped in a boy's body types.


Bullsh*t. he got tired of his mother being pissed off and came forward with his 'victimization'. The kid is a dick.
 
2014-05-02 11:14:41 AM

Carn: No shiat."I feel like she deserved everything that she got so we'll leave it at that," said the victim, now 19 years old.Yeah we all know who the real victim was... her butthole.


You ain't gonna shiat right for a week!
 
2014-05-02 11:15:07 AM

PetePuma: She cleans up ok:

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 473x289]


Looks like there may have been some meth involved in between the pics in your post and the first one.
 
2014-05-02 11:15:09 AM

Sybarite: From another article.

Another time the boy's mother was hospitalized, in June of that same year, the two were amourous in the boy's bedroom. Worried about impregnating Carstens, he asked her for anal sex.

She at first declined before agreeing to his request, the Houston Press reported.


Damn, son.


Hero tag broken?
 
2014-05-02 11:16:44 AM

loki see loki do: "I feel like she deserved everything that she got so we'll leave it at that," said the victim, now 19 years old. "

Asshole.


No, that's what he got.
 
2014-05-02 11:17:23 AM

Land Ark: You people are horrendous. What if this happened to your son? How would you feel knowing he may go the rest of his life harboring this - potentially not finding another woman who is willing to do that. You don't know the irrecoverable pain of dating a freak so young and then having a life of nothing but stodgy princesses afterward.


Being with a freak somewhat early in life, it just adjusted my standards.

Besides, there are more freaks out there than some realize. It is amazing how many women say "no" to stuff till you don't call them anymore.
 
2014-05-02 11:19:27 AM
O-_o,
 
2014-05-02 11:20:13 AM

stonicus: JoieD'Zen: Diogenes: Mugato: Sybarite: From another article.

Another time the boy's mother was hospitalized, in June of that same year, the two were amourous in the boy's bedroom. Worried about impregnating Carstens, he asked her for anal sex.

She at first declined before agreeing to his request, the Houston Press reported.


Damn, son.

He should be commended for being responsible.

And a playa.

This boy was a victim.

Yes, he was a victim... he victimed that MILF's ass with his victim johnson then victimed all over her face...


Clap.....clap....clap


Bravo sir
 
2014-05-02 11:20:37 AM
A thirteen year old getting some anal that isn't an altarboy?  Are we in bizzaro world here?
 
2014-05-02 11:21:14 AM

jst3p: Land Ark: You people are horrendous. What if this happened to your son? How would you feel knowing he may go the rest of his life harboring this - potentially not finding another woman who is willing to do that. You don't know the irrecoverable pain of dating a freak so young and then having a life of nothing but stodgy princesses afterward.

Being with a freak somewhat early in life, it just adjusted my standards.

Besides, there are more freaks out there than some realize. It is amazing how many women say "no" to stuff till you don't call them anymore.


Fritz, is that you?
 
2014-05-02 11:23:45 AM

theorellior: You're right, subby, much better.

[www.mindhuestudio.com image 470x261]

/Q&D



img.fark.net
 
2014-05-02 11:24:19 AM
Pumpernickel bread - He cried after sex?  I'm guessing he is one of those girl trapped in a boy's body types.

No he is one of those "no one ever explained anything about sex even though my body is capable of it and has been for over a year now and since no one ever explained anything about it I know nothing about it and cannot defend myself from willing women (or men) not to mention be able to control the little man downstairs so since no one is willing to tell me anything about this, I have to learn about it on my own, which usually works out great. Hey, the guy who built the house said he learned on his own, so that's fine and that little wobble in the front room is nothing to be worried about, he said he was the right person for the job and he knew all about that stuff and that plaster in the living room ceiling is just faulty, its not builder error or anything."

FFS people, if you are going to cut off any and all avenues of learning about sexual identity and/or aspects of it, don't be so suprised when some boy falls into this with some slut puppy, or some naive girl lets some playa start something. Hell, most parents seem terrified to address a wet dream, much less the real information a teen needs to know about what is going on. If we have to take Drivers Ed to learn how to drive a car, why don't we have Sex Ed to teach proper use and abuse? It is just idocy!

/I also feel that the people most upset about something like this are usually also the ones who got all the education regarding this shut down. That is like starting to build your own house without any training in the use of the tools or the concepts of building, refusing to listen to anyone about the matter, and then being surprised when it falls down...
 
2014-05-02 11:28:03 AM

Land Ark: You people are horrendous. What if this happened to your son? How would you feel knowing he may go the rest of his life harboring this - potentially not finding another woman who is willing to do that. You don't know the irrecoverable pain of dating a freak so young and then having a life of nothing but stodgy princesses afterward.


uh,,,yea.
 
2014-05-02 11:29:30 AM
So who convinced him that he was a victim?    What logic in his mind decided that he needed to have her put in jail?
 
2014-05-02 11:30:58 AM
img.fark.net

encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2014-05-02 11:31:25 AM
When I was 15? You're damn right I would have. Today? Probably not.

//Mainly 'cause I'm married.
 
2014-05-02 11:31:35 AM

rev. dave: So who convinced him that he was a victim?    What logic in his mind decided that he needed to have her put in jail?


His mother and several psychological 'experts'.That, and maybe she quit banging him.
 
2014-05-02 11:31:57 AM

JoieD'Zen: This boy was a victim


Yes.  This.
13??  shiat.  That's just wrong.
 
2014-05-02 11:34:05 AM

payattention: FFS people, if you are going to cut off any and all avenues of learning about sexual identity and/or aspects of it, don't be so suprised when some boy falls into this with some slut puppy, or some naive girl lets some playa start something. Hell, most parents seem terrified to address a wet dream, much less the real information a teen needs to know about what is going on. If we have to take Drivers Ed to learn how to drive a car, why don't we have Sex Ed to teach proper use and abuse? It is just idocy!



I still find it scary how many times I hear the story "Everyone knows you can't get pregnant your first time"...

Yup, "abstinence only" sex ed worked like a champ... To raise the amount of teen pregnancies and teen STD rates...
 
2014-05-02 11:34:22 AM

theorellior: You're right, subby, much better.

[www.mindhuestudio.com image 470x261]

/Q&D


Now she looks like a citizen of Whoville.
 
2014-05-02 11:40:31 AM

TheMega: Reverse both both sexes, probation would turn into 3000 years plus 4 life sentences.


THIS.
 
2014-05-02 11:42:54 AM

Onkel Buck: The 9 Signs Your Best Friend is Doing Your Mom NSFW language


/the perp mom looks likes Munson's landlady from Kingpin


LOL !!


thanks
 
2014-05-02 11:47:12 AM

payattention: Pumpernickel bread - He cried after sex?  I'm guessing he is one of those girl trapped in a boy's body types.

No he is one of those "no one ever explained anything about sex even though my body is capable of it and has been for over a year now and since no one ever explained anything about it I know nothing about it and cannot defend myself from willing women (or men) not to mention be able to control the little man downstairs so since no one is willing to tell me anything about this, I have to learn about it on my own, which usually works out great. Hey, the guy who built the house said he learned on his own, so that's fine and that little wobble in the front room is nothing to be worried about, he said he was the right person for the job and he knew all about that stuff and that plaster in the living room ceiling is just faulty, its not builder error or anything."

FFS people, if you are going to cut off any and all avenues of learning about sexual identity and/or aspects of it, don't be so suprised when some boy falls into this with some slut puppy, or some naive girl lets some playa start something. Hell, most parents seem terrified to address a wet dream, much less the real information a teen needs to know about what is going on. If we have to take Drivers Ed to learn how to drive a car, why don't we have Sex Ed to teach proper use and abuse? It is just idocy!

/I also feel that the people most upset about something like this are usually also the ones who got all the education regarding this shut down. That is like starting to build your own house without any training in the use of the tools or the concepts of building, refusing to listen to anyone about the matter, and then being surprised when it falls down...


He convinced her to take it in the pooper to avoid pregnancy.  Your argument is invalid.
 
2014-05-02 11:47:44 AM
"I feel like she deserved everything that she got so we'll leave it at that," said the victim, now 19 years old.

Yep, she deserved to have me take her anyway I wanted. Such a shame about the 5 years probation though.
 
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