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(Daily Mail)   Where's my suit? I need to be in the revolving hammock in 26 minutes   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
    More: Strange, suit and tie, Baker Street, leg muscles  
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2014-05-02 05:19:36 AM  
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2014-05-02 07:10:35 AM  
There was a time before cargo shorts and Body Armor. A time when a man prized being dapper over being comfortable.

Luckily that time has passed. I hate wearing a tie and coat.
 
2014-05-02 07:15:28 AM  
Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? Hammocks! Homer, there's four places. There's the Hammock Hut, that's on Third. There's Hammocks-R-Us, that's on Third, too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There. That's on Third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot. Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the Hammock Complex on Third.
 
Skr
2014-05-02 07:15:48 AM  
Most of those would not look out of place in a sex dungeon.
 
2014-05-02 07:16:55 AM  

Skr: Most of those would not look out of place in a sex dungeon.


Sex Cauldron? I thought they shut that place down!
 
2014-05-02 07:39:48 AM  
I've really been needing some liver stimulation.

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2014-05-02 07:44:55 AM  
I saw one of those down in the hammock district.
 
2014-05-02 07:46:19 AM  
Since these are "promotional" photos / drawings, I doubt the people who actually used these were dressed in their finest when they used the machines.
 
2014-05-02 08:08:15 AM  
Chuck Norris is gonna be pissed when he sees someone ripped off his "Lift Your Own Bodyweight" thingy.
 
2014-05-02 08:18:12 AM  
My swimsuit is a revolving banana hammock.
 
2014-05-02 08:27:34 AM  

Sybarite: I've really been needing some liver stimulation.


I stimulate mine with copious amounts of scotch and gin... Far more pleasurable than some lame horse saddle!
 
2014-05-02 08:47:51 AM  
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2014-05-02 08:52:51 AM  
They're having their picture taken.  That makes it a formal enough occasion to wear a suit back then.

This was before the selfie had been invented.
 
2014-05-02 08:54:11 AM  

Ebenator: [img.photobucket.com image 500x384]


Yep, I see we're in good hands here.
 
2014-05-02 09:31:52 AM  

jaybeezey: There was a time before cargo shorts and Body Armor. A time when a man prized being dapper over being comfortable.

Luckily that time has passed. I hate wearing a tie and coat.


However in those times, people would dress down (sometimes in undergarments) to work out.  That wouldn't do well to be photographed in that state of undress, hence they weren't working out, but just posing for photos.  Not much different than models wearing makeup when posing for exercise equipment marketing today.  It would be very silly for anyone to doll themselves up to work out.
 
2014-05-02 09:44:01 AM  

Norwegian Squirrel: Since these are "promotional" photos / drawings, I doubt the people who actually used these were dressed in their finest when they used the machines.


Bingo. Sales brochures.
 
2014-05-02 11:27:41 AM  
Silly men. All that's really needed to 'get in shape' is a pole and a deep, deep need for exhibitionism and money

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2014-05-02 03:51:32 PM  
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