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2014-05-01 11:56:16 PM  
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2014-05-02 12:06:56 AM  
I wonder how long it will be before somebody uses this as proof that his girlfriend engineered the whole thing in order to get herself in the spotlight and line up some book/reality show deals (since she knew that her free ride was about to end). Poor guy was never a racist at all, was just manipulated by a conniving woman less than half his age who took advantage of a trusting old man, himself as naive to the harsh nature of the world as a young, lamb-like child.
 
2014-05-02 12:13:32 AM  
Prostate cancer is a very slow progressing cancer.

My Father-In-Law had it for about 15 years before he died at the age of 90 from something completely unrelated.

When that cancer was originally diagnosed, the Doc told him that he would die of something else before the cancer did him in. Obviously, the Doc was right.
 
2014-05-02 12:23:06 AM  
he doesn't understand the public furor over his recorded comments

Of course you don't.
 
2014-05-02 12:50:46 AM  
Hunh.
 
2014-05-02 12:52:08 AM  
But he gave that prostate food and cars and houses.
 
2014-05-02 12:56:21 AM  
In an ironic twist, Sterling refused to pay for prostate-cancer surgery a decade ago for then-Clippers assistant coach Kim Hughes.
"I contacted the Clippers about medical coverage and they said the surgery wouldn't be covered," Hughes told The Journal Times of Racine, Wis., in 2011.


Sterling clearly doesn't pay for a publicist, because that story leaves out so many details that it's pretty close to bullshiat.  By Hughes own admission his surgery was covered, but he went to an out of network doctor and got a second opinion and opted for immediate surgery because he didn't want to miss part of the season.

You can blame his doctor, you can blame the HMO they were part of, but calling out the Clippers for providing health insurance and then not covering a procedure when you go out of network is ridiculous.  I'm glad Hughes got his surgery when he wanted it and also that the players chipped in to help cover it, but it wasn't like the front office was like "You have cancer?  fark you."

/Now I feel dirty.
//but seriously, people are swallowing some wholesale bullshiat
 
2014-05-02 01:42:14 AM  

Pocket Ninja: I wonder how long it will be before somebody uses this as proof that his girlfriend engineered the whole thing in order to get herself in the spotlight and line up some book/reality show deals (since she knew that her free ride was about to end). Poor guy was never a racist at all, was just manipulated by a conniving woman less than half his age who took advantage of a trusting old man, himself as naive to the harsh nature of the world as a young, lamb-like child.



I expect more from you. This is just a Sterling approved PR leak to assist in his probable lawsuit. As for her, she's clearly odd, but I can't imagine this turning into anything; especially because she hides her face constantly. Granted I would hide my face as well if my plastic surgery was that botched.
 
2014-05-02 01:56:02 AM  

azmoviez: Granted I would hide my face as well if my plastic surgery was that botched.


... I thought it was. Geez, now I'm embarrassed. Sorry!
 
2014-05-02 02:12:48 AM  

Pocket Ninja: I wonder how long it will be before somebody uses this as proof that his girlfriend engineered the whole thing in order to get herself in the spotlight and line up some book/reality show deals (since she knew that her free ride was about to end). Poor guy was never a racist at all, was just manipulated by a conniving woman less than half his age who took advantage of a trusting old man, himself as naive to the harsh nature of the world as a young, lamb-like child.


Well, he is still a racist. But yeah, when I heard the audio, she was really egging him on and is no way innocent.
 
2014-05-02 02:14:46 AM  

cretinbob: Pocket Ninja: I wonder how long it will be before somebody uses this as proof that his girlfriend engineered the whole thing in order to get herself in the spotlight and line up some book/reality show deals (since she knew that her free ride was about to end). Poor guy was never a racist at all, was just manipulated by a conniving woman less than half his age who took advantage of a trusting old man, himself as naive to the harsh nature of the world as a young, lamb-like child.

Well, he is still a racist. But yeah, when I heard the audio, she was really egging him on and is no way innocent.


So you're saying that if someone was recording you, you'd launch into a racist diatribe after only a question or two also?
 
2014-05-02 02:16:30 AM  

Theaetetus: cretinbob: Pocket Ninja: I wonder how long it will be before somebody uses this as proof that his girlfriend engineered the whole thing in order to get herself in the spotlight and line up some book/reality show deals (since she knew that her free ride was about to end). Poor guy was never a racist at all, was just manipulated by a conniving woman less than half his age who took advantage of a trusting old man, himself as naive to the harsh nature of the world as a young, lamb-like child.

Well, he is still a racist. But yeah, when I heard the audio, she was really egging him on and is no way innocent.

So you're saying that if someone was recording you, you'd launch into a racist diatribe after only a question or two also?


Poster is saying she was asking for it
 
2014-05-02 02:36:10 AM  
Burning question for me is, what did he get on those pizzas? Black olives?
 
2014-05-02 02:47:05 AM  

Theaetetus: cretinbob: Pocket Ninja: I wonder how long it will be before somebody uses this as proof that his girlfriend engineered the whole thing in order to get herself in the spotlight and line up some book/reality show deals (since she knew that her free ride was about to end). Poor guy was never a racist at all, was just manipulated by a conniving woman less than half his age who took advantage of a trusting old man, himself as naive to the harsh nature of the world as a young, lamb-like child.

Well, he is still a racist. But yeah, when I heard the audio, she was really egging him on and is no way innocent.

So you're saying that if someone was recording you, you'd launch into a racist diatribe after only a question or two also?


Sterling hit on some extra weapons-grade racism.  I don't think anyone under the age of 70 is even capable of it.  This is a man so certain of the inferiority of other races that he thinks the equality movement is just something society invented to keep things polite.  She no doubt knew he was crazy racist, but guess what? So did everyone else.  We even had it on legal record.  She just managed to get it to TMZ.

I refuse to believe a man that has such an ingrained sense of racism hasn't made other questionable public comments that people simply dropped because he was rich.  You don't exist in a world where you think paying basketball players is a "gift" to a lesser people without being completely obtuse about your own behavior.  Sterling is so racist he doesn't even know he's racist.  He doesn't understand the concept.
 
2014-05-02 02:47:46 AM  

Triumph: But he gave that prostate food and cars and houses.


Prostate, prostitute. Potayto, potahto.
 
2014-05-02 04:25:39 AM  
"People have been predicting his imminent demise. I'm sure he has the best ... drugs money can buy," said the source, who works closely with pro sports teams. "He can do anything to keep himself alive."
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2014-05-02 04:45:24 AM  
Odd. A doctor friend told me once that if you are a man, and you make it to 80, you will have prostate cancer. The only variable is if it's dormant or aggressive.
 
2014-05-02 05:27:10 AM  

Beerguy: Prostate cancer is a very slow progressing cancer.

My Father-In-Law had it for about 15 years before he died at the age of 90 from something completely unrelated.

When that cancer was originally diagnosed, the Doc told him that he would die of something else before the cancer did him in. Obviously, the Doc was right.


This. My Grandfather was diagnosed about 20 years before he died and that was a couple years back at 96 for natural reasons unrelated to it.
 
2014-05-02 05:28:36 AM  
So...what? We're supposed to excuse his racism because he has cancer?
 
2014-05-02 06:31:58 AM  
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2014-05-02 07:03:52 AM  

Theaetetus: cretinbob: Pocket Ninja: I wonder how long it will be before somebody uses this as proof that his girlfriend engineered the whole thing in order to get herself in the spotlight and line up some book/reality show deals (since she knew that her free ride was about to end). Poor guy was never a racist at all, was just manipulated by a conniving woman less than half his age who took advantage of a trusting old man, himself as naive to the harsh nature of the world as a young, lamb-like child.

Well, he is still a racist. But yeah, when I heard the audio, she was really egging him on and is no way innocent.

So you're saying that if someone was recording you, you'd launch into a racist diatribe after only a question or two also?


Of course not. I wouldn't get caught out as easily as that. Do you think anyone would? Or are you wondering if I really think those farking lazy black sods I own on my basketball team are all thugs? Lemme tell you, since you seem to want to know: they're no better than them lying two-faced gooks. And don't even get me started on the Wops, Wogs, and Pakis....

....Dammit. But it was your fault for egging me on.
 
2014-05-02 07:07:25 AM  
Is he also going to develop pity as an orphan?
 
2014-05-02 07:37:00 AM  
Would've been better with the PSA tag.
 
2014-05-02 07:39:30 AM  
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2014-05-02 07:52:39 AM  
In other news, Donald Sterling Sterlinged at the Donald Sterling Memorial Sterling while Donalding his Sterling. Witnesses Sterlinged that he was looking Sterling, and Donald.

And it keeps going, and going, and going, and going...
 
2014-05-02 08:02:28 AM  
kukukupo:

Glad to see you think being racist doesn't affect someone's job...nice going though, it was a pretty good attempt at defending a racist. So what do you think about black people? Are you a racist motherfarker too?
 
2014-05-02 08:24:46 AM  
If you're hoping for a quick resolution to the Clippers thing, better hope he doesn't die. At least not before they force him out.

If he dies and his family inherits the team, good luck forcing his widow or kids to sell their inheritance. Ripping the family's inheritance because the parent was a racist? Ouch, that puts a lot of people's ill gotten gains at risk.

Lot less impetus to take the team from them than from him, and there won't be as much support from the social media universe for that.
 
2014-05-02 08:28:11 AM  

Waldo Pepper: cameroncrazy1984: kukukupo:

Glad to see you think being racist doesn't affect someone's job...nice going though, it was a pretty good attempt at defending a racist. So what do you think about black people? Are you a racist motherfarker too?

just curious, is there any proof that Sterlings racist opinions affected his running of the Clippers?


When you have a fark-ton of minorities who work for you that creates what is known as a hostile workplace when you use racist language

Clippers should not have to suffer this bullshiat because of one man being an asshole. Whats best for the team is for him to go.
 
2014-05-02 08:34:06 AM  

kukukupo: [d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net image 460x294]


Given what the Clippers have played like for the vast majority of the time Sterling has owned them, can we really say for certain that Sterling's views didn't affect his team in some way?
 
2014-05-02 08:45:20 AM  

Waldo Pepper: cman: Waldo Pepper: cameroncrazy1984: kukukupo:

Glad to see you think being racist doesn't affect someone's job...nice going though, it was a pretty good attempt at defending a racist. So what do you think about black people? Are you a racist motherfarker too?

just curious, is there any proof that Sterlings racist opinions affected his running of the Clippers?

When you have a fark-ton of minorities who work for you that creates what is known as a hostile workplace when you use racist language

Clippers should not have to suffer this bullshiat because of one man being an asshole. Whats best for the team is for him to go.

that is a stretch , most employees of big money corporations regard their boss as aholes and had his gf not whored out his private maybe even provoked opinion none of this would have been an issue.
NAACP considered him Man of the Year twice.  should that offset the comments.
look i'm sure he isn't a good guy, but this is a lot of manufactured outrage over an old man words said in hurt anger at his gf.


Its not manufactured outrage

This is righteous outrage

His comments were not taken out of context. They were not cherry picked. He said and meant what he said.
 
2014-05-02 08:45:43 AM  

Waldo Pepper: cman: Waldo Pepper: cameroncrazy1984: kukukupo:

Glad to see you think being racist doesn't affect someone's job...nice going though, it was a pretty good attempt at defending a racist. So what do you think about black people? Are you a racist motherfarker too?

just curious, is there any proof that Sterlings racist opinions affected his running of the Clippers?

When you have a fark-ton of minorities who work for you that creates what is known as a hostile workplace when you use racist language

Clippers should not have to suffer this bullshiat because of one man being an asshole. Whats best for the team is for him to go.

that is a stretch , most employees of big money corporations regard their boss as aholes and had his gf not whored out his private maybe even provoked opinion none of this would have been an issue. 

NAACP considered him Man of the Year twice.  should that offset the comments. 

look i'm sure he isn't a good guy, but this is a lot of manufactured outrage over an old man words said in hurt anger at his gf.


At least one of which the NAACP is rescinding. So no, that shouldn't offset anything. There are also all those housing discrimination suits he had to settle, because he would have lost his ass in court.
 
2014-05-02 08:47:21 AM  
a pain in the ass for a pain in the ass.  quid pro quo.
 
2014-05-02 08:48:04 AM  
Good
 
2014-05-02 09:09:38 AM  

Waldo Pepper: cameroncrazy1984: kukukupo:

Glad to see you think being racist doesn't affect someone's job...nice going though, it was a pretty good attempt at defending a racist. So what do you think about black people? Are you a racist motherfarker too?

just curious, is there any proof that Sterlings racist opinions affected his running of the Clippers?


Yeah - when people found out he was racist they (surprise!) no longer wanted to work for him. The ENTIRE NBA was going to boycott their games.
 
2014-05-02 09:10:24 AM  
Finally something I can sympathize with him about.
 
2014-05-02 09:10:42 AM  

Waldo Pepper: look i'm sure he isn't a good guy, but this is a lot of manufactured outrage over an old man words said in hurt anger at his gf.


In "hurt anger" I never say racist things. It's not "manufactured" to be outraged that a guy who owns a company in which 70% of his employees are black thinks that his employees are subhuman.
 
2014-05-02 09:12:22 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: Waldo Pepper: cameroncrazy1984: kukukupo:

Glad to see you think being racist doesn't affect someone's job...nice going though, it was a pretty good attempt at defending a racist. So what do you think about black people? Are you a racist motherfarker too?

just curious, is there any proof that Sterlings racist opinions affected his running of the Clippers?

Yeah - when people found out he was racist they (surprise!) no longer wanted to work for him. The ENTIRE NBA was going to boycott their games.


This really makes sense in the universe where we just found out he was a racist.

Of course that's not this universe, where minorities worked for him for decades while knowing he's a racist.
 
2014-05-02 09:14:35 AM  

js34603: This really makes sense in the universe where we just found out he was a racist.

Of course that's not this universe, where minorities worked for him for decades while knowing he's a racist.


It seems like it took some concrete audiotape proof to give them enough ammunition to act. Not being a minority, I'm not sure, but it makes sense to me that one would wait until something like this gets out, because otherwise you'd probably just get fired.
 
2014-05-02 09:15:59 AM  

js34603: cameroncrazy1984: Waldo Pepper: cameroncrazy1984: kukukupo:

Glad to see you think being racist doesn't affect someone's job...nice going though, it was a pretty good attempt at defending a racist. So what do you think about black people? Are you a racist motherfarker too?

just curious, is there any proof that Sterlings racist opinions affected his running of the Clippers?

Yeah - when people found out he was racist they (surprise!) no longer wanted to work for him. The ENTIRE NBA was going to boycott their games.

This really makes sense in the universe where we just found out he was a racist.

Of course that's not this universe, where minorities worked for him for decades while knowing he's a racist.


That makes what he said less wrong?

You know there is this phrase that goes "Straw that broke the camels back". Maybe you have heard of it
 
2014-05-02 09:22:35 AM  
Which is more likely:

1) People were okay with working for a racist guy until it became public OR

2) People were not okay with working for a racist guy but needed an opportunity to protest it.
 
2014-05-02 09:33:15 AM  

Pocket Ninja: I wonder how long it will be before somebody uses this as proof that his girlfriend engineered the whole thing in order to get herself in the spotlight and line up some book/reality show deals (since she knew that her free ride was about to end). Poor guy was never a racist at all, was just manipulated by a conniving woman less than half his age who took advantage of a trusting old man, himself as naive to the harsh nature of the world as a young, lamb-like child.


I'm guessing you don't look at right-wing media much.  This has already been going on since the day after the story broke.
 
2014-05-02 09:38:24 AM  
read that as prostitute, and thought of his wife.
 
2014-05-02 09:56:10 AM  

Waldo Pepper: NAACP considered him Man of the Year twice.  should that offset the comments.


President of the NAACP chapter who conferred those honors resigned in disgrace last night. Your argument is invalid at this point.
 
2014-05-02 10:07:50 AM  

Waldo Pepper: cman: Waldo Pepper: cameroncrazy1984: kukukupo:

Glad to see you think being racist doesn't affect someone's job...nice going though, it was a pretty good attempt at defending a racist. So what do you think about black people? Are you a racist motherfarker too?

just curious, is there any proof that Sterlings racist opinions affected his running of the Clippers?

When you have a fark-ton of minorities who work for you that creates what is known as a hostile workplace when you use racist language

Clippers should not have to suffer this bullshiat because of one man being an asshole. Whats best for the team is for him to go.

that is a stretch , most employees of big money corporations regard their boss as aholes and had his gf not whored out his private maybe even provoked opinion none of this would have been an issue. 

NAACP considered him Man of the Year twice.  should that offset the comments.

look i'm sure he isn't a good guy, but this is a lot of manufactured outrage over an old man words said in hurt anger at his gf.


That depends. Do you think that the NAACP speaks for me because I'm black?
 
2014-05-02 10:22:42 AM  

Waldo Pepper: how do you know, has She turned over everything she has recorded of him?  

I give very little weight to what a man says in anger when his woman who has an agenda is pushing his buttons.


*gasp*

How dare you not be outraged when the internetz and tvz and peoplez tell you to be outraged!
 
2014-05-02 10:23:49 AM  
Know it's already been said, and I wouldn't wish cancer of any type on anyone, but yeah, he's way more likely to die of something else before the prostate cancer does him in. At 80 years old, prostate cancer is almost a given.
 
2014-05-02 10:35:04 AM  

Waldo Pepper: cman: Waldo Pepper: cman: Waldo Pepper: cameroncrazy1984: kukukupo:

Glad to see you think being racist doesn't affect someone's job...nice going though, it was a pretty good attempt at defending a racist. So what do you think about black people? Are you a racist motherfarker too?

just curious, is there any proof that Sterlings racist opinions affected his running of the Clippers?

When you have a fark-ton of minorities who work for you that creates what is known as a hostile workplace when you use racist language

Clippers should not have to suffer this bullshiat because of one man being an asshole. Whats best for the team is for him to go.

that is a stretch , most employees of big money corporations regard their boss as aholes and had his gf not whored out his private maybe even provoked opinion none of this would have been an issue.
NAACP considered him Man of the Year twice.  should that offset the comments.
look i'm sure he isn't a good guy, but this is a lot of manufactured outrage over an old man words said in hurt anger at his gf.

Its not manufactured outrage

This is righteous outrage

His comments were not taken out of context. They were not cherry picked. He said and meant what he said.

how do you know, has She turned over everything she has recorded of him?  

I give very little weight to what a man says in anger when his woman who has an agenda is pushing his buttons.



If your buttons are "pushed" by the sight of your whore taking a picture with a black man and by the thought of your whore bringing a black person to your games, you're a racist. It's not complicated.

Oh, and learn to control yourself around women. Your anger isn't a pass to say and do whatever you want to do to her.
 
2014-05-02 10:37:55 AM  
Waldo Pepper:

I give very little weight to what a man says in anger when his woman who has an agenda is pushing his buttons.

Publicly associating with black people shouldn't fall into the category of "pushing buttons".

/Wow....can't believe I even had to type that lol
 
2014-05-02 10:40:26 AM  

Waldo Pepper: I give very little weight to what a man says in anger when his woman who has an agenda is pushing his buttons.


Do you often go on 10-minute racist rants when your girlfriend pushes your buttons? I sure as hell don't, because  i'm not a racist piece of sh*t.

Maybe you are, though; you seem to think this is acceptable behavior.
 
2014-05-02 10:41:32 AM  

Mind of the North Star: Waldo Pepper:

I give very little weight to what a man says in anger when his woman who has an agenda is pushing his buttons.

Publicly associating with black people shouldn't fall into the category of "pushing buttons".

/Wow....can't believe I even had to type that lol


Apparently if you're Waldo, even that can set a man to ranting about blacks for 10 minutes and we really shouldn't judge him "in the heat of the moment" because...uh...he could really not feel that way or something.
 
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