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(Kare11)   MN teen and Columbine fanboy arrested a week before fulfilling elaborate plot to kill family and fellow students in mass shooting/bombing   (kare11.com) divider line 179
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2014-05-02 12:26:10 AM  
Where the F*CK are this kid's parents??
 
2014-05-02 12:30:05 AM  
It was never going to work because he wanted to do too many things.
 
2014-05-02 01:02:14 AM  
Once there, detectives say LaDue detailed an elaborate plot that started with murdering his mother, father and sister with a .22 caliber firearm. LaDue then planned to go to a remote area outside Waseca to start fires that would pull first responders out of town. At that time, investigators say, LaDue planned to go to the middle and high school campus during lunch and set off pressure cooker bombs to kill students. When the school police liaison officer responded, LaDue planned to shoot him, and then open fire on more students.

A+ for ambition.  He thought through more things than most school shooters do.
 
2014-05-02 01:09:37 AM  

Lsherm: Once there, detectives say LaDue detailed an elaborate plot that started with murdering his mother, father and sister with a .22 caliber firearm. LaDue then planned to go to a remote area outside Waseca to start fires that would pull first responders out of town. At that time, investigators say, LaDue planned to go to the middle and high school campus during lunch and set off pressure cooker bombs to kill students. When the school police liaison officer responded, LaDue planned to shoot him, and then open fire on more students.

A+ for ambition.  He thought through more things than most school shooters do.


That is why they were school shooters and now he's just a wannabe
 
2014-05-02 01:28:33 AM  
The first rule of school massacre shooting bombing club is to not talk about school massacre shooting bombing club
 
2014-05-02 05:03:44 AM  
He's the Peter Molyneux of school shooters.
 
2014-05-02 05:07:21 AM  

fusillade762: Where the F*CK are this kid's parents??


I'm wondering this as well. I mean yeah, its not impossible to keep secrets from your family, but to have amassed so many weapons, how the hell did he get his hands on this stuff?
 
2014-05-02 05:22:05 AM  
I blame that darn metal music, video games, and the Matrix.
 
2014-05-02 05:22:21 AM  
It's gonna be awkward when he asks his parents for a raise in his allowance.
 
2014-05-02 05:23:22 AM  
I want to know how a 17 yr old was able to get those guns and all that ammo.
 
2014-05-02 05:23:26 AM  
Stop making them famous.

Also...

Inigo: He's the Peter Molyneux of school shooters.


"I wonder, said LaFarge, just how much Molyneaux?" -Monty P.
 
2014-05-02 05:27:21 AM  
Some men juveniles just want to watch the world burn.

One less sociopath to worry about.
 
2014-05-02 05:28:40 AM  
I like when good triumphs over evil. I am so worn by our ready acceptance of evil.
 
2014-05-02 05:29:43 AM  
I blame video games

I shall start the purge and immediately forlet my whole game collection. All of them will be buried at the bottom of a landfill.
 
2014-05-02 05:33:34 AM  
Sounds like another undereducated young Fark lib voter to me. Part of the FECKLESS crowd.
 
2014-05-02 05:33:34 AM  

CraicBaby: I want to know how a 17 yr old was able to get those guns and all that ammo.


I think we will find the typical parental trainwreck behind this kid. Decided after a few years they did not want to have kids anymore, did not want to be married anymore, did not want responsibilities anymore. You will probably find two "adults" who are much more concerned about themselves than anyone else. That is the best way to raise a sociopath.
 
2014-05-02 05:33:43 AM  

cman: I blame video games



Angry Birds fosters porcine hate crimes.
 
2014-05-02 05:39:28 AM  

strangeluck: fusillade762: Where the F*CK are this kid's parents??

I'm wondering this as well. I mean yeah, its not impossible to keep secrets from your family, but to have amassed so many weapons, how the hell did he get his hands on this stuff?





Firearms are currency among criminals, and anyone with some basic know how can rig explosives or properly set something on fire.
It's the same old problem of society trying to manage tools while letting a thinking malicious entity run around unchecked. The attackers just invent new and more elaborate plans.

I mean, seventeen with a storage unit... no one was looking at anything this kid did for a while now.

/thankfully his obsession with planning was his downfall.
/using fire, distracting the first responders, explosives.
/a scarily well thought out attack.
 
2014-05-02 05:42:37 AM  
A model student?  I wonder what that model was based upon.
 
2014-05-02 05:43:22 AM  

fusillade762: Where the F*CK are this kid's parents??


You mean the TV?
 
2014-05-02 05:45:40 AM  

Friction8r: Sounds like another undereducated young Fark lib voter to me. Part of the FECKLESS crowd.


i.imgur.com

 
2014-05-02 05:45:44 AM  

TheJoe03: I blame that darn metal music, video games, and the Matrix.


I blame politician websites with rifle scope crosshairs and bullseyes.
 
2014-05-02 05:47:21 AM  
More here.
 
2014-05-02 05:47:59 AM  
Dude was a moron. First responders to a fire aren't the same as the first responders to a school shooting. Starting a fire wouldn't have impacted the response time of a tactical unit making him eat his own bullet by even a minute. If anything, it would hasten it because radio traffic would have other officers more attentive.

There's planning, and then there is PROPER planning. This arse clown had a lot of complicated bullshiat that was counter intuitive to his 'goal'. Doesn't matter how well you plan something if that plan is faulty. you just have a well planned failure at that point.
 
2014-05-02 05:49:57 AM  
 
2014-05-02 05:50:12 AM  
Kids these days.
 
2014-05-02 05:50:25 AM  

Friction8r: Sounds like another undereducated young Fark lib voter to me. Part of the FECKLESS crowd.


You are stupidity, stuffed in idiocy, all stuffed inside a giant dumb. You are the turducken of stupid.
 
2014-05-02 05:51:09 AM  
It does make me kinda happy to think about how, wow, we could've heard about a farking horrible thing in a week, and now we won't. Sometimes the world is an okay place
 
2014-05-02 05:52:50 AM  

100 Watt Walrus: Friction8r: Sounds like another undereducated young Fark lib voter to me. Part of the FECKLESS crowd.


Look at you, all cute with teh butthurt. Knee her reaction butthurt. Fish 8nsight a barrel and all that.
 
2014-05-02 05:53:45 AM  

zarker: It does make me kinda happy to think about how, wow, we could've heard about a farking horrible thing in a week, and now we won't. Sometimes the world is an okay place


This was a diversionary arrest. The real killer will strike next week.
At least that's how it would go down on Homeland.
 
2014-05-02 05:54:23 AM  

way south: /thankfully his obsession with planning was his downfall.
/using fire, distracting the first responders, explosives.
/a scarily well thought out attack.


If you're going to use slashies they need to be bigger each time. It's a rule.

/saying goodnight
//doing it right
///suck it
 
2014-05-02 05:57:23 AM  

zarker: It does make me kinda happy to think about how, wow, we could've heard about a farking horrible thing in a week, and now we won't.


we still can.  we don't get immunity for a week because one person was stopped.
 
2014-05-02 05:59:15 AM  

stonelotus: zarker: It does make me kinda happy to think about how, wow, we could've heard about a farking horrible thing in a week, and now we won't.

we still can.  we don't get immunity for a week because one person was stopped.


Ya know, I considered adding "or at least not this one thing" but I figured people would get it. Silly me
 
2014-05-02 06:04:41 AM  

TheJoe03: I blame that darn metal music, video games, and the Matrix.


My money's on Marilyn Manson. Him and that damn Enema, or whatever his name is. . . . What's a parent suppose to do against influences like that, amirite?
 
2014-05-02 06:05:25 AM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: More here.


From your link:

The criminal complaint said LaDue told police that he originally planned the attack for April 20, the anniversary of the Columbine High School massacre that killed 13 people in Littleton, Colo., in 1999. That was thwarted because that day was Easter Sunday and there was no school.

That was close. The kid had to rethink his cunning plan when he realized the calendar didn't match up. Or he wasn't prepared/willing to follow through. Master-mind criminal right there.

/glad he was caught
//glad he's gonna be in jail for a while
 
2014-05-02 06:05:52 AM  

CraicBaby: I want to know how a 17 yr old was able to get those guns and all that ammo.


Depends on what he had. At 16 you can legally purchase a long arm from a private seller. The Columbine kids got theirs via straw purchase. If you have the funding, you can get just about any man portable weapon you could want. Not everyone has qualms with arming teens for cash.

The really question is where he got the cash, cause firearms and ammo aren't exactly cheap these days.
 
2014-05-02 06:06:11 AM  
Ooh east coast members of the FECKLESS crowd just got to their cubicles to log into a hard day of farking. Making themselves feel better with their little Internet buddies who share like-minded yet misguided ideals. Good parents raise good children who don't contemplate such despicable acts. Then there is the FECKLESS crowd.
 
2014-05-02 06:06:20 AM  

Alphax: A model student?  I wonder what that model was based upon.


For learning guitar? It's a low bar. Just showing up and paying on time.
 
2014-05-02 06:09:22 AM  

Friction8r: Ooh east coast members of the FECKLESS crowd just got to their cubicles to log into a hard day of farking. Making themselves feel better with their little Internet buddies who share like-minded yet misguided ideals. Good parents raise good children who don't contemplate such despicable acts. Then there is the FECKLESS crowd.


Yeah, so what's your point?
 
2014-05-02 06:11:58 AM  

TheJoe03: I blame that darn metal music, video games, and the Matrix.


Lol I'm actually watching The Matrix right now...
 
2014-05-02 06:13:08 AM  
Gun safe in his room suggests the parents knew he had the weapons. I mean, if no one knows you have them there's not much need for a safe, is there?

media.liveauctiongroup.net
One of these?
 
2014-05-02 06:22:08 AM  
Oh, so were arresting people for just planning to bomb and kill now????

Thought-crime 1984, anyone?
 
2014-05-02 06:23:33 AM  
 
2014-05-02 06:25:57 AM  
Way to go, anon. At least you farked up before you could go out in a blaze of glory.
 
2014-05-02 06:26:07 AM  
What's he got here?

previous.presstv.ir
The gun, not the animal.
 
2014-05-02 06:30:22 AM  

SpdrJay: Oh, so were arresting people for just planning to bomb and kill now????

Thought-crime 1984, anyone?


Troll, stupid, or failed attempt at humor? It gets hard to tell sometimes.
 
2014-05-02 06:32:37 AM  
WASECA, MN

Where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are mass murderers.
 
2014-05-02 06:32:43 AM  

texastag: Stop making them famous.


And lose ratings? Nevar!
 
2014-05-02 06:37:22 AM  
He was in the right, for you see the world owed him and he was special but no one saw it.
 
2014-05-02 06:39:21 AM  

Inigo: He's the Peter Molyneux of school shooters.


I laughed.
 
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