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(Mirror.co.uk)   The UK, once a force of world power, is now destined to be wiped out by blood-sucking bugs   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 38
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2014-05-02 12:18:24 AM
...and muzzies.
 
2014-05-02 12:18:54 AM
Chavs?
 
2014-05-02 12:19:36 AM
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2014-05-02 12:20:13 AM
The French?
 
2014-05-02 12:20:38 AM
I dunno. Johnny Rico doesn't think too lightly of bugs.
 
2014-05-02 12:24:13 AM
ticks are arachnids not 'bugs'
 
2014-05-02 12:26:11 AM
So no pissing in the woods
 
2014-05-02 12:26:40 AM
Yeah, all of the 9 people in all of England that actually go outside for any reason other than to fetch things from their car or retrieve their newspaper are going to come down with whatever scary bug this is.

I'm pretty sure that one group of guys in Hampshire are pretty concerned. As they should be. Bugs, and all.
 
2014-05-02 12:30:52 AM
The Welsh were consolidated in 1282.
 
2014-05-02 12:31:26 AM
Pakis?
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2014-05-02 12:33:08 AM

TinyFist: Yeah, all of the 9 people in all of England that actually go outside for any reason other than to fetch things from their car or retrieve their newspaper are going to come down with whatever scary bug this is.

I'm pretty sure that one group of guys in Hampshire are pretty concerned. As they should be. Bugs, and all.


Plenty of people in the UK go outside.  How do you think the Welsh get to the sheep?
 
2014-05-02 12:35:51 AM
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2014-05-02 12:40:18 AM

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2014-05-02 12:43:59 AM

Lsherm: TinyFist: Yeah, all of the 9 people in all of England that actually go outside for any reason other than to fetch things from their car or retrieve their newspaper are going to come down with whatever scary bug this is.

I'm pretty sure that one group of guys in Hampshire are pretty concerned. As they should be. Bugs, and all.

Plenty of people in the UK go outside.  How do you think the Welsh get to the sheep?


In fairness, he specified "England." If he had been referring to the whole UK, I'd agree with you.
 
2014-05-02 12:44:50 AM

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2014-05-02 12:47:09 AM

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That's not Islamic Rage Boy!  That's.. that's...

Is that Jesus?
 
2014-05-02 12:50:52 AM
UK? What about time beetles?
 
2014-05-02 01:09:11 AM

HMS_Blinkin: Lsherm: TinyFist: Yeah, all of the 9 people in all of England that actually go outside for any reason other than to fetch things from their car or retrieve their newspaper are going to come down with whatever scary bug this is.

I'm pretty sure that one group of guys in Hampshire are pretty concerned. As they should be. Bugs, and all.

Plenty of people in the UK go outside.  How do you think the Welsh get to the sheep?

In fairness, he specified "England." If he had been referring to the whole UK, I'd agree with you.


Meh, the headline said UK.
 
2014-05-02 01:10:46 AM
Limey disease? Figures.
 
2014-05-02 01:46:58 AM
Ticks are the one thing that can be wiped off the planet and the planet would get along just fine.
 
2014-05-02 01:57:37 AM
I could have sworn that Edward I took care of this.

/joking
//that c*nt Cromwell ruined it, of course
 
2014-05-02 02:35:59 AM

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Damn straight!
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// no idea what this is about
// they look like pesky immigrants, but
 
2014-05-02 04:39:20 AM
Maybe we can export them all to the US - it worked for Piers Morgan so far.
 
2014-05-02 05:03:02 AM
Thought I mite take a peek at this story.....

I'm now ticked off as a result.
 
2014-05-02 05:24:12 AM

xria: Maybe we can export them all to the US - it worked for Piers Morgan so far.


Aren't we trying to send that arrogant asshat back? If not, why not?
 
2014-05-02 05:38:18 AM
"We have no real power, we are just a sort of American missile base." - The Right Honorable Jim Hacker former Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

/Yes, Prime Minister
 
2014-05-02 06:41:03 AM

xria: Maybe we can export them all to the US


They've been here since '75.

TFA has one bit a little off -  deer are primarily a mating venue for adult ticks. For feeding it's mainly mice and other small rodents. Still, if we could wipe out a farkton of deer it would go a long way toward dealing with the Lyme issue along with a host of other environmental problems.
 
2014-05-02 08:12:38 AM

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Seemed to have worked on Subways in the UK
 
2014-05-02 08:43:23 AM
The Shan?  The dreaded insects from Shaggai?  Someone better call PIECES quick!

Oh.  In that case, make sure to keep PIECES out of this.  They have been. . . . . compromised.
 
2014-05-02 08:46:07 AM

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Seemed to have worked on Subways in the UK


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2014-05-02 09:01:19 AM
Bugs will never wipe out any of America's allies, not as long as we have the Mobile Infantry.
 
2014-05-02 09:16:09 AM

freewill: Bugs will never wipe out any of America's allies, not as long as we have the Mobile Infantry.


Never forget what they did to BA
 
2014-05-02 09:19:45 AM

I'm no expert but...: freewill: Bugs will never wipe out any of America's allies, not as long as we have the Mobile Infantry.

Never forget what they did to BA


i want to know more!!
 
2014-05-02 09:29:01 AM

Joe Blowme: I'm no expert but...: freewill: Bugs will never wipe out any of America's allies, not as long as we have the Mobile Infantry.

Never forget what they did to BA

i want to know more!!


Would you like to learn about when the veterans took control and imposed a stability that lasted for generations?
 
2014-05-02 10:14:03 AM

freewill: Joe Blowme: I'm no expert but...: freewill: Bugs will never wipe out any of America's allies, not as long as we have the Mobile Infantry.

Never forget what they did to BA

i want to know more!!

Would you like to learn about when the veterans took control and imposed a stability that lasted for generations?


I want to know what it means to be a citizen
 
2014-05-02 10:44:03 AM
Scottish. Not amused. They're the invisible menace. Sure the midges and Nick Cleggs will drive you insane and off nearby cliffs, but these little bastards just wait. You'll brush your bare arm against a tree. You'll sit innocently at a picnic table. You'll make love naked amongst the heather, the purple flowers complementing the pulsing head of your Gentleman's member...

...and then you've got to go on a course of anti-biotics.
 
2014-05-02 11:40:17 AM

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Absolutely

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2014-05-02 04:02:51 PM
Chickens eat ticks. So just flood the country with hens. Problem solved, and breakfast, too.
 
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