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2014-05-01 08:08:11 PM
thedroidyourelookingfor.files.wordpress.com

That's racist!
 
2014-05-01 08:20:34 PM
He can call himself Monkey Black but if we call him Black Monkey someone would take offense.

Well, he does not call himself anything anymore.

sobraodeflow.com

I be hard yo. . .due to rigor mortis

desordenmusic.net

They have me doing Fresh Prince impersonations in Hell (bananas NOT 'shopped in)
 
2014-05-01 08:33:42 PM
eil.com

Maybe he refused to join?
 
2014-05-01 08:36:07 PM
This sort of summarizes my reaction to seeing what this thread is about:

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-05-01 09:32:12 PM
Wow. I have a feeling Donald Sterling would feel right at home in this thread.
 
2014-05-01 10:15:03 PM
Phrasing!
 
2014-05-02 01:38:55 AM
Black Monkey, that rotting flunky.
 
2014-05-02 02:04:48 AM
My son PhoQueue and his sister Mahgynia never complain...
 
2014-05-02 02:08:20 AM

Danger Avoid Death: Wow. I have a feeling Donald Sterling would feel right at home in this thread.


Or Roger Sterling.

www.theoculusonline.com
 
2014-05-02 02:12:18 AM
What the hell is an 'urban movement?'
 
2014-05-02 02:15:25 AM
Pffft. Ghetto people problems.
 
2014-05-02 02:23:24 AM

filter: What the hell is an 'urban movement?'


It;s when you get an entire city to move as they did with Mobile Alabama and Wheeling West Virginia.
 
2014-05-02 02:29:32 AM
 
2014-05-02 02:32:55 AM

filter: What the hell is an 'urban movement?'


#2 in the bus station bathroom?
 
2014-05-02 02:48:03 AM
And not a single mention of Obama.

You're slipping Fox News. You used to be drool.
 
2014-05-02 02:53:45 AM
Hey USA - not everyone shares your stupid sensitivities, you know!
 
2014-05-02 02:59:25 AM

Mugato: Phrasing!


No we are not doing that anymore.
 
2014-05-02 03:06:16 AM

filter: What the hell is an 'urban movement?'


Apparently after a brief Google, it's either

1 Dance
2 Outdoor Yoga
3 Parkour
4 Street and township design
5 a Campaign of social change within a neighborhood.

I'm gonna go with that last one as the topic in this case even though it is about a rapper.
 
2014-05-02 03:20:47 AM
FTA: "After being stabbed at the bar's entrance, he walked twenty yards before collapsing"

Please tell me it was towards the bar.

Cause that would be, like, so gangster.

"You out your mind stabbin me? Oh he!! no! Now let me get my MFing beer!"
 
2014-05-02 03:31:08 AM
Oh, sure, subby, like "Leonardo Michael Flores Ozuna" was going to have done him so much better in life.
 
2014-05-02 03:36:51 AM
This is just like when John Lennon was killed.

Wait... No, it's nothing like that.

(My monkey is kinda beige)
 
2014-05-02 03:53:58 AM
Yeah, he shoulda gone with something less inflammatory... like "Vic Hitler."
 
2014-05-02 04:05:27 AM
And Subby's rapper name is 'Aryan Brother'?
 
2014-05-02 04:19:40 AM
So they cancelled the Monkey Black/Kurtis Blow/Blow Monkeys tour?
 
2014-05-02 04:26:43 AM

Gyrfalcon: Oh, sure, subby, like "Leonardo Michael Flores Ozuna" was going to have done him so much better in life.


He and his brother Rafael Donatello Flores Ozuna made up a pretty radical ninja team in their teens.

/They wore green
 
2014-05-02 04:42:42 AM
Personally, I think "Monkey Black" has a lot of apPEAL
 
2014-05-02 04:59:52 AM

GungFu: And Subby's rapper name is 'Aryan Brother'?


Never thought about it but there has to be neo Nazi rap out there somewhere. It's not like the fact black people invented rock prevented neo Nazi rock, and people are stupid so anything is possible. Off to YouTube I go.
 
2014-05-02 05:02:01 AM
I'm sensing a new Quentin Tarantino movie, with ready made title, in the works...
 
2014-05-02 05:27:46 AM
www.justminivodkas.com
 
2014-05-02 06:11:20 AM
The good news is there's one less rapper
 
2014-05-02 06:28:06 AM
There are certain stage names that are just asking for trouble

The Aristocrats?
 
2014-05-02 06:42:03 AM
Big Bad D*ck-f*ck-p*ssy-b*tch-n*gger was taken, apparently.

Yeah, yeah. I know. I just repeated 1/3 of the lyrics of the average hip-hop "song", and I'M the bad guy. . . .
 
2014-05-02 06:44:35 AM

pottie: The good news is there's one less rapper


I prefer when out of touch old people die.
 
2014-05-02 06:49:43 AM
Back in '82 I took some Spanish in high school, so I'll deem myself an expert.  Mono Negro is literally translated as Monkey Black - however, they use the noun before the adjective so the actual translation to English would be Black Monkey (since we put the adjective first).  You've now seen it on the intertubes, so it must be fact.  I also love they way they say 20 meters (yards) in the article.  I've always wondered how far a meter is.
 
2014-05-02 07:07:04 AM

TheJoe03: pottie: The good news is there's one less rapper

I prefer when out of touch old people die.


Yeah, only old people hate rap.

I prefer when people who prefer other people to die end up dead themselves.

It will happen one day, and you'll think back on this thread as the beginning of your doom.
 
2014-05-02 07:42:37 AM
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Just look at that monkey black bleed!
 
2014-05-02 07:43:29 AM

Too Pretty For Prison: I've always wondered how far a meter is.


3.3 feet, or 100 centimeters, or 1000 millimeters.  Damn metric system and their tricky measurements.

A yard is 3 feet exactly.
 
2014-05-02 07:44:00 AM

jaybeezey: TheJoe03: pottie: The good news is there's one less rapper

I prefer when out of touch old people die.

Yeah, only old people hate rap.

I prefer when people who prefer other people to die end up dead themselves.

It will happen one day, and you'll think back on this thread as the beginning of your doom.


Since we're voicing our opinions on the matter: I prefer when people other than myself die.
 
2014-05-02 07:48:20 AM

Farce-Side: Too Pretty For Prison: I've always wondered how far a meter is.

3.3 feet, or 100 centimeters, or 1000 millimeters.  Damn metric system and their tricky measurements.

A yard is 3 feet exactly.


or about 7,319 light-picoseconds short of the diagonal of a hectare.
 
2014-05-02 08:03:28 AM

markfara: Farce-Side: Too Pretty For Prison: I've always wondered how far a meter is.

3.3 feet, or 100 centimeters, or 1000 millimeters.  Damn metric system and their tricky measurements.

A yard is 3 feet exactly.

or about 7,319 light-picoseconds short of the diagonal of a hectare.


or 10/17 of a Smoot
 
2014-05-02 08:03:50 AM
Why does the Lord always take the good ones so young? WHY?
 
2014-05-02 08:04:57 AM

Farce-Side: markfara: Farce-Side: Too Pretty For Prison: I've always wondered how far a meter is.

3.3 feet, or 100 centimeters, or 1000 millimeters.  Damn metric system and their tricky measurements.

A yard is 3 feet exactly.

or about 7,319 light-picoseconds short of the diagonal of a hectare.

or 10/17 of a Smoot


True. Just be sure to round upward.
 
2014-05-02 08:06:51 AM

Gyrfalcon: Oh, sure, subby, like "Leonardo Michael Flores Ozuna" was going to have done him so much better in life.


Not a problem in Spain, where he lived, to have a Spanish sounding name. Might have done a lot better in life.
 
2014-05-02 08:14:26 AM

Spiralmonkey: Gyrfalcon: Oh, sure, subby, like "Leonardo Michael Flores Ozuna" was going to have done him so much better in life.

Not a problem in Spain, where he lived, to have a Spanish sounding name. Might have done a lot better in life.


The cost of "keeping it real," I guess.
 
2014-05-02 08:21:38 AM
I read the first line of the article as "Monkey Black was finally stabbed" and I was like damn, the author didn't like that guy.
 
2014-05-02 08:25:12 AM

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So there! Ha!
 
2014-05-02 08:29:12 AM

PunkTiger: [img.fark.net image 360x497]

So there! Ha!


What's interesting is that the film version was actually quite short.
 
2014-05-02 08:40:43 AM

markfara: Big Bad D*ck-f*ck-p*ssy-b*tch-n*gger was taken, apparently.

Yeah, yeah. I know. I just repeated 1/3 of the lyrics of the average hip-hop "song", and I'M the bad guy. . . .


Well, to be fair "Chango Negro" doesn't sound nearly so bad when you say it.
 
2014-05-02 08:44:34 AM
Another day, another FARK race baiting thread.
 
2014-05-02 08:52:06 AM
Rigor, Please.
 
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