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(SFist)   San Francisco Zoo's newest family member is an incredibly ugly-assed 10-month-old red panda (w/pic of him eating a stuffed version of himself)   (sfist.com) divider line 40
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2014-05-01 09:42:05 PM
So cute!
 
2014-05-01 10:38:50 PM
Holy fark, that is some weapons-grade cute.
 
2014-05-01 11:30:11 PM
i58.tinypic.com
O hai! I'z Firefox 29!
 
2014-05-01 11:36:36 PM
How do I go about procuring one of these "red panda" for my own home and amusement?
 
2014-05-01 11:47:23 PM
We need to figure out how to get these things breeding like rabbits and no longer endangered. Cats have nothing on red pandas for cuteness.
 
2014-05-01 11:55:15 PM
i1309.photobucket.com

Anyone familiar with me trying to derail a thread by posting cute animal pics has seen this adorable little sh*thead numerous times.
 
2014-05-01 11:56:19 PM

JerseyTim: How do I go about procuring one of these "red panda" for my own home and amusement?


Considering it's 31k to even name it, you're gonna have to steal one most likely.
 
2014-05-01 11:56:39 PM
Pffftph
 
2014-05-02 12:01:04 AM
upload.wikimedia.org

Out. Study it.
 
2014-05-02 12:01:52 AM
stream1.gifsoup.com
 
2014-05-02 12:04:53 AM
I think I'm suffering from a fit of pandamonium.
 
2014-05-02 12:07:45 AM
I bet they taste just like chicken.Yum. Panda burritos.
 
2014-05-02 12:08:45 AM
I'm a manly man but AAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW HE'S SO CUTE OMGGGGG SERIOUSLY!?!???
 
2014-05-02 12:13:23 AM

TinyFist: Anyone familiar with me trying to derail a thread by posting cute animal pics has seen this adorable little sh*thead numerous times.


You owe me a syringe full of insulin, that pic just gave me diabetes.
 
2014-05-02 12:15:03 AM
I'm a 35 year old male.

I just squeaked.
 
2014-05-02 12:15:07 AM
The noises I just made were undignified.

/awwwlookitIwannaboopitslittlenoooooose
 
2014-05-02 12:23:57 AM

Glitchwerks: [stream1.gifsoup.com image 319x179]


you otter be ashamed posting that to a red panda thread

/squeeee otter
 
2014-05-02 12:34:31 AM

strangeluck: TinyFist: 

You owe me a syringe full of insulin


What'dya got in trade?
 
2014-05-02 12:46:13 AM
DO WANT.
 
2014-05-02 12:48:32 AM

Gyrfalcon: DO WANT.


OK, well, you're not irredeemable, then.
 
2014-05-02 01:01:50 AM
upload.wikimedia.orgDAMN I WANT ONE
 
2014-05-02 01:06:59 AM
That little guy is just adorable.
 
2014-05-02 01:21:27 AM

TinyFist: strangeluck: TinyFist: 

You owe me a syringe full of insulin

What'dya got in trade?


$5
 
2014-05-02 01:27:32 AM
Red panda live with meeee
 
2014-05-02 01:39:48 AM

Rani13: DAMN I WANT ONE


Are you not entertained?
 
2014-05-02 01:51:35 AM
It's amazing how the cute factor helps an animal gain our support. Most pandas can't even be bothered to fark. Pigeons have helped us fight wars and most people hate them. Pandas don't do sh:t.

And yes, this lil' bastit is cute.
 
2014-05-02 02:07:04 AM
southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com
Did someone say panda?
 
2014-05-02 02:22:30 AM
It can be argued that some humans don't do squat, yet there is some interest in keeping them alive.
 
2014-05-02 02:51:16 AM
erm, that is actually a toy fox.  I know because the exact same one is sitting on my bed...
 
2014-05-02 02:52:22 AM

Ready-set: It's amazing how the cute factor helps an animal gain our support. Most pandas can't even be bothered to fark. Pigeons have helped us fight wars and most people hate them. Pandas don't do sh:t.

And yes, this lil' bastit is cute.


Naw, man.  Pigeons are cool.

/wants a pair of Lahores
//they look like they're wearing little pigeon tuxedos!
 
2014-05-02 07:08:44 AM

zarker: JerseyTim: How do I go about procuring one of these "red panda" for my own home and amusement?

Considering it's 31k to even name it, you're gonna have to steal one most likely.


Idea: Oceans 11, but instead of a casino vault, they steal a red panda.
 
2014-05-02 08:09:56 AM

Ready-set: It's amazing how the cute factor helps an animal gain our support. Most pandas can't even be bothered to fark. Pigeons have helped us fight wars and most people hate them. Pandas don't do sh:t.

And yes, this lil' bastit is cute.


Well, red pandas aren't in nearly as much trouble as giant pandas. Both are losing their habitat, but red pandas don't really have mating or diet issues like giant pandas. They don't seem to give a shiat being in captivity and breed just fine, and don't just eat bamboo.

And yeah, being totes adorbs doesn't hurt them either.
 
2014-05-02 08:45:00 AM

Ready-set: It's amazing how the cute factor helps an animal gain our support. Most pandas can't even be bothered to fark. Pigeons have helped us fight wars and most people hate them. Pandas don't do sh:t.

And yes, this lil' bastit is cute.


part of the problem is that "air carp" as my dad likes to call them DO shiat... on everything...

img.fark.net
/godpigeon is best pigeon...
 
2014-05-02 09:20:55 AM

strangeluck: TinyFist: strangeluck: TinyFist: 

You owe me a syringe full of insulin

What'dya got in trade?

$5


That's f*ckin' awesome, man! Thank you!

Your insulin is on its way.
 
2014-05-02 09:23:41 AM

SeaMan Stainz: Did someone say panda?


Well... He was playing with himself in public.
 
2014-05-02 11:01:53 AM
The Squeee is strong in this one
 
2014-05-02 11:21:44 AM

Strix occidentalis: Ready-set: It's amazing how the cute factor helps an animal gain our support. Most pandas can't even be bothered to fark. Pigeons have helped us fight wars and most people hate them. Pandas don't do sh:t.

And yes, this lil' bastit is cute.

Naw, man.  Pigeons are cool.

/wants a pair of Lahores
//they look like they're wearing little pigeon tuxedos!


Pigeons are pimps...

www.thegloss.com
 
2014-05-02 12:15:01 PM
I approve.
 
2014-05-02 01:18:30 PM
3 year old walks by and says "that's adorabibble" I said "actually that would be called A DOR A BLE"  to which he replied, "no, adorabibble is a totally different word than adorable"
Who knew?
 
2014-05-02 04:07:15 PM

crzybtch: 3 year old walks by and says "that's adorabibble" I said "actually that would be called A DOR A BLE"  to which he replied, "no, adorabibble is a totally different word than adorable"
Who knew?


Never argue with a 3 year old, it's like arguing with a politician, they got an answer for everything.
 
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