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(Daily Mail)   Sure the Crips and the Bloods are dangerous but you really got to keep an eye out for gangs like the Very Crispy Gangsters and Cash Bama Bullies   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 57
    More: Interesting, Gangs of New York, Very Crispy Gangsters, Crips, New York, Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly, diversion program, arms trafficking, shootings  
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2014-05-01 08:34:29 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-01 08:37:29 PM
OK England, you can talk when you stop calling these guys "bikies".

i3.dailyrecord.co.uk
 
2014-05-01 09:23:01 PM
Around here we've got the Oat Block.  Don't know how fearsome they are, but they sure are prolific taggers.
 
2014-05-01 09:24:42 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-01 09:26:14 PM
The only one I truly fear is the ICP
 
2014-05-01 09:30:38 PM
www.memoryade.com
teecraze.com
 
2014-05-01 09:32:51 PM
oh dear god
 
2014-05-01 09:37:21 PM
Those Very Crispy Gangsters sound like some serious hooligans.
 
2014-05-01 09:37:39 PM
not so much gangs as groups of teenagers who hang out and some of whom are sociopathic and others too dumb to say no to a test of "in-group-ness"
 
2014-05-01 09:38:59 PM
So basically, a visitor from WAY out of town, i.e, a dumb ol' white boy like me, would be left alone?? Or is there some color pants I still shouldn't wear?
 
2014-05-01 09:39:14 PM
Yo g i saw you dis my crew the cupcake killas on facebook dont make me jack you fo yo skinny jeans. Wtf even gangs are soft in a nanny state.
 
2014-05-01 09:39:31 PM
BEWARE THE SHARKS
earthboundcentral.com
 
2014-05-01 09:39:45 PM
i759.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-01 09:42:23 PM

Huck And Molly Ziegler: So basically, a visitor from WAY out of town, i.e, a dumb ol' white boy like me, would be left alone?? Or is there some color pants I still shouldn't wear?


Lol i think its skirts now the crispys wear mini skirts and the bamas wear the ankle length ones.
 
2014-05-01 09:42:49 PM
Thanks, Cash-Bama.
 
2014-05-01 09:43:01 PM

Huck And Molly Ziegler: So basically, a visitor from WAY out of town, i.e, a dumb ol' white boy like me, would be left alone?? Or is there some color pants I still shouldn't wear?


Do what you would do anywhere - stay out of poor, mean neighborhoods. Poor, mean neighborhoods tend to regard strangers as unwelcome, and as potential prey.
 
2014-05-01 09:47:19 PM
I've been rollin with the Truly Yummy Woof Woof Thugger Parade since day motherfarkin one. Reppin 1,078th Street for life. biatch
 
2014-05-01 09:48:24 PM
Not really true gangs, but cliques. Same thing here in Chicago now a days. Cliques make it harder for the police to use  big gang tactics* on since they really never reach over 40 members( all are either in multiple gangs or never been in any gang). I have seen members of the same major gang fight/kill each other over their individual cliques they belong to. The whole idea came from New york and moved westward, so L.A can expect a surge in this shiat in the next 5 years.
* They have no head boss, vice boss or structure that you would find in typical larger gangs that police forces are use to.
 
2014-05-01 09:50:39 PM
Puro Tango Blast does not get a mention?
 
2014-05-01 09:51:44 PM
Kai believes that mos of the shootings happened because 'disrespect' show by one gang member to another (pictured: pistols on display in New York after police arrest six men for arms smuggling)

Proof that tightening anti gun laws for average joes isn't going to even remotely effect criminals. farking gangs just need to be eliminated without any sort of due process. That's why they aren't gone yet is because they just post bail and are back out on the streets. This countries legal system is expressly designed to protect criminals, and its bullshiat.
 
2014-05-01 09:54:51 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: Not really true gangs, but cliques. Same thing here in Chicago now a days. Cliques make it harder for the police to use  big gang tactics* on since they really never reach over 40 members( all are either in multiple gangs or never been in any gang). I have seen members of the same major gang fight/kill each other over their individual cliques they belong to. The whole idea came from New york and moved westward, so L.A can expect a surge in this shiat in the next 5 years.
* They have no head boss, vice boss or structure that you would find in typical larger gangs that police forces are use to.


Not very new here either. Sets are usually based on streets like tre deuce for 32 nd street gang. They run their street usually with an alpha loosely at top dog spot but are mostly part of larger gangs like vl lk gd. Think of em like terrorist cells.
 
2014-05-01 09:55:40 PM
damn it feels good to be a gangster

or a 41 year old pervy book nerd stuck in a dead end night job.

whatever
 
2014-05-01 09:56:17 PM

jso2897: Huck And Molly Ziegler: So basically, a visitor from WAY out of town, i.e, a dumb ol' white boy like me, would be left alone?? Or is there some color pants I still shouldn't wear?

Do what you would do anywhere - stay out of poor, mean neighborhoods. Poor, mean neighborhoods tend to regard strangers as unwelcome, and as potential prey.


Do mean like the "Politics Tab?"
 
2014-05-01 09:59:13 PM
Dirty J1:  This countries legal system is expressly designed to protect criminals, and its bullshiat.

It's designed to protect the accused, which is different than protecting criminals. And if it wasn't designed that way, someone in power could have you arrested for insulting the countries [sic] legal system, charge you with child rape, you wouldn't get bail because what kind of loser country would allow a child rapist to get bail, and you'd be convicted at trial because the standard has been changed to something less criminal-friendly e.g. "prove your innocence beyond a reasonable doubt" then you get sentenced to a botched death and people say "Whatever it was a child rapist anyway".
 
2014-05-01 10:00:26 PM

bojon: jso2897: Huck And Molly Ziegler: So basically, a visitor from WAY out of town, i.e, a dumb ol' white boy like me, would be left alone?? Or is there some color pants I still shouldn't wear?

Do what you would do anywhere - stay out of poor, mean neighborhoods. Poor, mean neighborhoods tend to regard strangers as unwelcome, and as potential prey.

Do mean like the "Politics Tab?"


Yes - or any Chuck E. Cheese establishment.
 
2014-05-01 10:03:16 PM

Dirty J1: Kai believes that mos of the shootings happened because 'disrespect' show by one gang member to another (pictured: pistols on display in New York after police arrest six men for arms smuggling)

Proof that tightening anti gun laws for average joes isn't going to even remotely effect criminals. farking gangs just need to be eliminated without any sort of due process. That's why they aren't gone yet is because they just post bail and are back out on the streets. This countries legal system is expressly designed to protect criminals, and its bullshiat.

Sorry, but in 2014 you can't tell who's the gang member. The guy sitting next to you in skinny jeans on the bus might have murdered 20 people. Last Friday some teens  in my neighborhood decided to go beat up a group of gay teens living in a apt together. Later that night one of the gay teens seen one of the ones that beat them up, shot the farker in the face and walked the fark off.
 
2014-05-01 10:05:11 PM

Dirty J1: Kai believes that mos of the shootings happened because 'disrespect' show by one gang member to another (pictured: pistols on display in New York after police arrest six men for arms smuggling)

Proof that tightening anti gun laws for average joes isn't going to even remotely effect criminals. farking gangs just need to be eliminated without any sort of due process. That's why they aren't gone yet is because they just post bail and are back out on the streets. This countries legal system is expressly designed to protect criminals, and its bullshiat.


Paul Kersey.jpg
 
2014-05-01 10:05:22 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: Dirty J1: Kai believes that mos of the shootings happened because 'disrespect' show by one gang member to another (pictured: pistols on display in New York after police arrest six men for arms smuggling)

Proof that tightening anti gun laws for average joes isn't going to even remotely effect criminals. farking gangs just need to be eliminated without any sort of due process. That's why they aren't gone yet is because they just post bail and are back out on the streets. This countries legal system is expressly designed to protect criminals, and its bullshiat.
Sorry, but in 2014 you can't tell who's the gang member. The guy sitting next to you in skinny jeans on the bus might have murdered 20 people. Last Friday some teens  in my neighborhood decided to go beat up a group of gay teens living in a apt together. Later that night one of the gay teens seen one of the ones that beat them up, shot the farker in the face and walked the fark off.


Here's a bit of the story http://homicides.suntimes.com/2014/04/26/jaquez-williams-17-fatally-s h ot-in-austin-community/
 
2014-05-01 10:08:53 PM

Huck And Molly Ziegler: So basically, a visitor from WAY out of town, i.e, a dumb ol' white boy like me, would be left alone?? Or is there some color pants I still shouldn't wear?


You'll be fine.

www.nextmovie.com

People are people.
 
2014-05-01 10:12:50 PM
"Cash BAMA"? I think somebody's been reading a little too much William Gibson.
 
2014-05-01 10:16:25 PM
Violence occurs over 'disrespect' shown on streets on on social media

Well, I dunno, guys.  Have you tried being, oh, respectable instead of ambulatory bags of vomit with guns who can't get to page two on Dr. Seuss?  Will forward my address if you wish to discuss my lack of respect.
 
2014-05-01 10:18:14 PM
So in a city of over 8 million people these gangs are responsible for approximately 400 shootings. Most of which are most likely members of other gangs. A crime wave this is not.
 
2014-05-01 10:19:36 PM

Pentaxian: So in a city of over 8 million people these gangs are responsible for approximately 400 shootings. Most of which are most likely members of other gangs. A crime wave this is not.


What to you figure is an acceptable amount of death by violent moron cases per capita?
 
2014-05-01 10:37:22 PM
www.yourfaceisa.com
So who is doing the choreography?
 
2014-05-01 10:40:31 PM
drjekel_mrhyde:
The whole idea came from New york and moved westward...

So it's just a gang fad then, not a real trend?

/We're the gangs of L.A.
//We never die.
///Just multiply...
 
2014-05-01 10:40:51 PM
Nothing new. They made a movie about it 30 years ago

img.fark.net
 
2014-05-01 10:41:14 PM

bunner: Violence occurs over 'disrespect' shown on streets on on social media

Well, I dunno, guys.  Have you tried being, oh, respectable instead of ambulatory bags of vomit with guns who can't get to page two on Dr. Seuss?  Will forward my address if you wish to discuss my lack of respect.

 
2014-05-01 10:44:56 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-05-01 10:49:06 PM
The Left Side ThunderMuggers
 
2014-05-01 10:49:59 PM

cynicalbastard: bunner: Violence occurs over 'disrespect' shown on streets on on social media

Well, I dunno, guys.  Have you tried being, oh, respectable instead of ambulatory bags of vomit with guns who can't get to page two on Dr. Seuss?  Will forward my address if you wish to discuss my lack of respect.img.fark.net

 
2014-05-01 10:53:01 PM
I wonder how much of history was writ by clueles nosepickers who, instead of graduating from their pretendy little boys club war games, just obtained actual weapons to carry it on until they drew the wrong straw or woke up in a concrete toilet with a bunkmate who likes ass sex.  I wonder how many lives and families and legitimate careers they wiped their asses with from the rim of their little sh*t filled vat of self-importance.  I wonder why we don't use them for mulch.  I ponder these things.
 
2014-05-01 11:06:00 PM

bunner: Pentaxian: So in a city of over 8 million people these gangs are responsible for approximately 400 shootings. Most of which are most likely members of other gangs. A crime wave this is not.

What to you figure is an acceptable amount of death by violent moron cases per capita?


Of course the answer is zero. But when the murder rate is 4 per 100,000 and using a standard estimate that 80% of murderers who know their victims that means in NYC less than 100 murders are committed by strangers. You have to start thinking that to get it any lower you would need a pre-crime division.
 
2014-05-01 11:08:34 PM
Are the Bama-bullies named after our dear president?
 
2014-05-01 11:21:36 PM

Pentaxian: bunner: Pentaxian: So in a city of over 8 million people these gangs are responsible for approximately 400 shootings. Most of which are most likely members of other gangs. A crime wave this is not.

What to you figure is an acceptable amount of death by violent moron cases per capita?

Of course the answer is zero. But when the murder rate is 4 per 100,000 and using a standard estimate that 80% of murderers who know their victims that means in NYC less than 100 murders are committed by strangers. You have to start thinking that to get it any lower you would need a pre-crime division.


All things considered, it would stand vigor to assume that a bunch of douchebags, covered in tattoos, making gang signs and posting "y'all best respeck or ahma shoot your ass" on global social media sites - ARE - a walking pre crime division.
 
2014-05-01 11:23:21 PM
or even rigor   :  )
 
2014-05-01 11:26:47 PM
I wonder how much the cops overlook these shenanigans so that they can make sure and keep their "the way things are" blanket handy to cover their own.  Crime, you see, really is an industry.  And we should eradicate it's most egregious proponents and then go after investment bansk, brokers, corrupt judges, Monsanto, Cargill and Northrup Gumman.  Surely the people either pissing on, hoarding or lowering the GDP would serve us better as street sweepers.  I can dream.
 
2014-05-01 11:28:59 PM
Maybe drag the CEO of GE's ass out of bed and give him a free lunch with some ganstah boyees.  It's time to get all the shifty bastards into one room and let them get a whiff of each other.   :  ) Such notions fill me with glee, I admit.
 
2014-05-01 11:32:09 PM

bunner: Maybe drag the CEO of GE's ass out of bed and give him a free lunch with some ganstah boyees.  It's time to get all the shifty bastards into one room and let them get a whiff of each other.   :  ) Such notions fill me with glee, I admit.


Go on.
 
2014-05-01 11:42:15 PM

svanmeter: Are the Bama-bullies named after our dear president?


As much as you'd probably like it to be, the term 'bama' had been around for ages, meaning an uncouth, poorly dressed gentleman, a lot of times of the southern persuasion. It's shortened from 'Alabama'.
 
2014-05-01 11:45:45 PM

bunner: Maybe drag the CEO of GE's ass out of bed and give him a free lunch with some ganstah boyees.  It's time to get all the shifty bastards into one room and let them get a whiff of each other.   :  ) Such notions fill me with glee, I admit.


Or, we could just laser off the tats, give them normal haircuts, dress them up in good suits, and put them to work in Wall Street banks and finacial firms.
They already have the moral values and survival instincts, and what they lack in education, they make up in enthusiasm for material wealth. They'd be naturals.
 
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