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(SFGate)   Tired of sex with strangers in parked vans? Why not pay to have sex with strangers in a parked 'Hook-Up Truck'?   (blog.sfgate.com) divider line 40
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2014-05-01 08:04:21 PM  
Thanks, I'll stick with hotels.
 
2014-05-01 08:22:32 PM  
www.artbusiness.com

Is she going to be watching?
 
2014-05-01 08:35:36 PM  

fusillade762: [www.artbusiness.com image 648x486]

Is she going to be watching?


That costs extra.  It is on the special services menu:

$35    Truck rocks up and down on hydraulics
$50    She watches you do it
$75    She watches you do it if you are ugly
$100  She tickles you with a feather while you do it
$$$    The "Waterfront Special"  (inquire)
 
2014-05-01 09:12:29 PM  
The F@ck truck is parked outside of Rape Hall.
 
2014-05-01 09:28:17 PM  
I bet this will be really popular with the Grindr crowd.
 
2014-05-01 11:26:57 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

Bang Bus?  I'm sure I've seen this one before...
 
2014-05-01 11:32:04 PM  
That.... that sounds kinda nice actually.

And I just got a bunch of money from that settlement.

Anyone have the link?
 
2014-05-01 11:36:06 PM  
I think this sort of thing was covered during the Roman Empire.  And the decor was in better taste.
 
2014-05-01 11:39:37 PM  

slayer199: I bet this will be really popular with the Grindr crowd.


Hopefully, since Grindr is what gave her the idea:

"My friend was telling me about his use of Grindr and how he had sex with someone in a driveway," Emerson said. "I though, 'What if I started some kind of service for people on the go?'"
 
2014-05-01 11:42:20 PM  
Tired of sex with strangers in parked vans?

img.fark.net
 
2014-05-01 11:46:19 PM  
My favorite custom Cards Against Humanity Card has been "Grindr for cats"
 
2014-05-01 11:47:34 PM  
If the performance art piece truck is a-rockin'....
 
2014-05-01 11:48:40 PM  
I'm never tired of sex with strangers in parked vans, so I'm getting a kick . . .
 
2014-05-01 11:50:44 PM  
Sex in a van right after a bunch of other folks had sex in that van that doesn't sound totally gross.  Nope.
 
2014-05-01 11:57:23 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: Sex in a van right after a bunch of other folks had sex in that van that doesn't sound totally gross.  Nope.


F*cking prude.
 
2014-05-02 12:00:25 AM  

AliceBToklasLives: Sex in a van right after a bunch of other folks had sex in that van that doesn't sound totally gross.  Nope.


That was my first thought too. By the end of the day, isn't it going to be all sticky? And who is the unfortunate soul that is going to have to clean that room after the people are done with it?
 
2014-05-02 12:03:12 AM  
Why would anyone want to do that?
 
2014-05-02 12:03:20 AM  

Eriond: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 850x566]

Bang Bus?  I'm sure I've seen this one before...


Is that Kim Jong Un?
 
2014-05-02 12:04:31 AM  
thisdistractedglobe.com
 
2014-05-02 12:05:48 AM  
Soup kitchens are free.
 
2014-05-02 12:06:20 AM  
I see this parked outside Jackie & Michael's wedding in the near future. Kitty and Red emerging from the back after Kitty's dozen or so mandy branhattans or or old fashioned's kick in. Although these days, Kitty might be a white wine spritzer kinda gal.
 
2014-05-02 12:09:38 AM  

U-Ball?

 
2014-05-02 12:11:31 AM  

4tehsnowflakes: fusillade762: [www.artbusiness.com image 648x486]

Is she going to be watching?

That costs extra.  It is on the special services menu:

$35    Truck rocks up and down on hydraulics
$50    She watches you do it
$75    She watches you do it if you are ugly
$100  She tickles you with a feather while you do it
$$$    The "Waterfront Special"  (inquire)


$100 Brandt gets to watch

i291.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-02 12:14:14 AM  
this could have just as easily said "i go to burning man".
 
2014-05-02 12:15:13 AM  
I predict there will be a lot of rear endings associated with that truck.
 
2014-05-02 12:15:59 AM  

fusillade762: [www.artbusiness.com image 648x486]

Is she going to be watching?


Well, her name is Spy after all.
 
2014-05-02 12:22:35 AM  
Can't wait for 20/20 to do a "black light" investigation. *puke*
 
2014-05-02 12:37:15 AM  

FormlessOne: U-Ball?


Winner
 
2014-05-02 12:41:44 AM  

alternaloser: this could have just as easily said "i go to burning man".


I don't know her, but I wonder how many of my friends do. Any Jerks in this thread?
 
2014-05-02 12:45:01 AM  

fredbox: alternaloser: this could have just as easily said "i go to burning man".

I don't know her, but I wonder how many of my friends do. Any Jerks in this thread?


Well, that's bizarre. Only one mutual friend on facebook, and someone I knew in Anchorage back when, not any people I know from TTITD.
 
2014-05-02 01:02:44 AM  

Eriond: Bang Bus?  I'm sure I've seen this one before...


Yup...

/back in our day the truck would have been sitting on bricks n the line stretched halfway to the alley.
 
2014-05-02 03:25:03 AM  
The laundry bill must be outrageous.
 
2014-05-02 04:59:26 AM  

fredbox: fredbox: alternaloser: this could have just as easily said "i go to burning man".

I don't know her, but I wonder how many of my friends do. Any Jerks in this thread?

Well, that's bizarre. Only one mutual friend on facebook, and someone I knew in Anchorage back when, not any people I know from TTITD.


Heh, I don't know you, and you don't know me, but having an ex who was a fetish model/photographer turned dominatrix neo-pagan shaman and later FtM has left me 2 and 3 degrees of separation from pretty much....everyone ever.  So hi.   Just wanted to say I had about the same thought.
 
2014-05-02 05:05:40 AM  

FormlessOne: U-Ball?


Ryder? I don't even know 'er!
 
2014-05-02 05:58:44 AM  

sand_in_my_vagoo: That was my first thought too. By the end of the day, isn't it going to be all sticky?


Yeah... I don't think I'd want to touch the "bench, [or] bar to hold onto" after some other pair of horn dogs have plastered their cum covered hands all over them.  It's bad enough that I've touched the remote controls at hotels*.

* the answer, as I've discovered since becoming a parent, is baby wipes.  They don't work on the hotel duvet though.
 
2014-05-02 06:05:06 AM  

detached23: FormlessOne: U-Ball?

Ryder? I don't even know 'er!


That Hertz.
 
2014-05-02 06:39:57 AM  

Thanks for the Meme-ries: 4tehsnowflakes: fusillade762: [www.artbusiness.com image 648x486]

Is she going to be watching?

That costs extra.  It is on the special services menu:

$35    Truck rocks up and down on hydraulics
$50    She watches you do it
$75    She watches you do it if you are ugly
$100  She tickles you with a feather while you do it
$$$    The "Waterfront Special"  (inquire)

$100 Brandt gets to watch


I aint paying for some spectre to watch!
 
2014-05-02 07:38:01 AM  
Where do artists get money to do crap like this?
 
2014-05-02 01:31:33 PM  

stuhayes2010: Where do artists get money to do crap like this?


FTA:The idea took a while to come to fruition. Emerson tried to scrape some cash together from donors but no one was kicking down, so she ended up paying for the project herself.
 
2014-05-02 05:49:56 PM  

Surly U. Jest: detached23: FormlessOne: U-Ball?

Ryder? I don't even know 'er!

That Hertz.


Just put your Penske to paper.  U-Haul figure it out eventually, even on a small Budget.
 
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