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(Deadspin)   This is what a WWE Raw script looks like   (deadspin.com) divider line 124
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2014-05-01 08:31:50 PM
botchedspot.com
 
2014-05-01 08:34:22 PM
sobrul28 IS IN THE IMPACT ZONE!
 
2014-05-01 08:46:00 PM
In a stunning display of stubbornness, bloodymindedness and staggering ineptitude, Noseguard61 has blundered into the impact zone
 
2014-05-01 08:46:32 PM
Hockey and Impact? Does the world contain enough beer? Guess only one way to find out.

/interesting article
//i need to develop an impactzone name...
 
2014-05-01 08:48:30 PM

CyberKultist: //i need to develop an impactzone name


eZealot
 
2014-05-01 08:50:41 PM
Gryphon Sil has entered the impact zone
 
2014-05-01 08:54:31 PM
Of all the wrestling threads, shouldn't this one be in the Entertainment tab?

"Relationships/Friendships" checklist?
 
2014-05-01 09:01:21 PM
Bully is tagging the place call the po po
 
2014-05-01 09:02:52 PM
Floppycranium is IN THE IMPACT ZONE!!
 
2014-05-01 09:03:35 PM
Pick a card is how they play who's getting paid this week too.
 
2014-05-01 09:03:40 PM
Playing cards for a titleshot. That's...different.
 
2014-05-01 09:04:25 PM
52 pickup
 
2014-05-01 09:04:52 PM
Chester's Wet Meat Sandwich has never watched an episode of Impact, but it in the zone tonight!
 
2014-05-01 09:05:00 PM
GO GO POWER RANGERS
 
2014-05-01 09:07:52 PM
That jacket's even uglier than his ring gear.
 
2014-05-01 09:08:37 PM
How long has it been since he actually hit someone with Janice? Or ever?
 
2014-05-01 09:08:52 PM
WTF HAPPENED TO JEFF HARDY
 
2014-05-01 09:09:00 PM
Bah gawd he has a table
 
2014-05-01 09:09:13 PM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: WTF HAPPENED TO JEFF HARDY


Drugs.  So, so many drugs.
 
2014-05-01 09:09:18 PM

robsul82: That jacket's even uglier than his ring gear.


Better than the new mask though, imo.
 
2014-05-01 09:09:39 PM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: WTF HAPPENED TO JEFF HARDY


he got sober and Willow was born
 
2014-05-01 09:10:11 PM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: WTF HAPPENED TO JEFF HARDY


He found my stash. Sincere apologies.
 
2014-05-01 09:10:13 PM
That looks a lot like a teacher's lesson plan.

/"Tatanka....Buffalo"
 
2014-05-01 09:10:14 PM
F**kers taped tonight's show on Monday. No live show means no Impact thread, and no thread means no Global Legendary Television Championship of the World. :-(

i1182.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-01 09:12:27 PM

Captain Steroid: F**kers taped tonight's show on Monday. No live show means no Impact thread, and no thread means no Global Legendary Television Championship of the World. :-(


When the hell has that stopped us?

/at least this started as a wrestling thread
 
2014-05-01 09:12:30 PM

Captain Steroid: F**kers taped tonight's show on Monday. No live show means no Impact thread, and no thread means no Global Legendary Television Championship of the World. :-(

[i1182.photobucket.com image 480x365]


Live shows are expensive. You think TNA has the kinda scratch to do that every week?
 
2014-05-01 09:13:48 PM

Captain Steroid: F**kers taped tonight's show on Monday. No live show means no Impact thread, and no thread means no Global Legendary Television Championship of the World. :-(

[i1182.photobucket.com image 480x365]


Well we will try and get it anyways
 
2014-05-01 09:13:56 PM
I thought the really interesting thing about the script is in this draft, Stephanie gives Kane the mask after fishing a key out of her cleavage.

On TV, Kane asked for the mask himself.


So Kane's power is in the mask?  What happens if someone else puts the mask on?


Also, I'm surprised Cole didn't namecheck what happened the last time Kane got his hands on a Diva.

"Knocked her up with hellspawn, Maggle!  Which she spontaneously aborted!  Ha ha, I love it!"
 
2014-05-01 09:14:35 PM
What are the TNA rules?
 
2014-05-01 09:15:15 PM
"WHAT?!?! IT'S SCRIPTED!?!?!" asked no one, ever.
 
2014-05-01 09:16:35 PM
TNA is a having a fire sale on old merchandise
 
2014-05-01 09:16:55 PM
nachoprogrammer is in the impact zone!
 
2014-05-01 09:17:23 PM

MattyFridays: I thought the really interesting thing about the script is in this draft, Stephanie gives Kane the mask after fishing a key out of her cleavage.

On TV, Kane asked for the mask himself.


So Kane's power is in the mask?  What happens if someone else puts the mask on?


Also, I'm surprised Cole didn't namecheck what happened the last time Kane got his hands on a Diva.

"Knocked her up with hellspawn, Maggle!  Which she spontaneously aborted!  Ha ha, I love it!"


Couldn't read all of it on phone, plan on checking it on tablet while listening to music before bed. Maybe NippleH threatening us by reaching into her shirt isn't PG?
 
2014-05-01 09:17:34 PM
I thought MVP was the boss
 
2014-05-01 09:17:45 PM
Wow... the production values are..... high schoolish
 
2014-05-01 09:18:47 PM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Wow... the production values are..... high schoolish


They'd take that as a compliment, considering the recent middle school tour.
 
2014-05-01 09:18:48 PM
Think will ever see Mr. Kennedy back in the WWE?
 
2014-05-01 09:19:23 PM
Wow they even stole Mr. Kennedy/Anderson's gimmick from WWE
 
2014-05-01 09:21:32 PM

machoprogrammer: Wow they even stole Mr. Kennedy/Anderson's gimmick from WWE


Isn't he someone that owns his gimmick?

/be a sad day when he finally hangs it up
 
2014-05-01 09:24:10 PM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: What are the TNA rules?


TNA's rules:

1.  When faced with two options, choose the option guaranteed to alienate your fan base and drive off new viewers.
2.  When WWE releases someone, throw money at them in hopes of getting the coup of stealing talent from them.
3.  When in doubt, hire Vince Russo
 
2014-05-01 09:25:43 PM

CyberKultist: machoprogrammer: Wow they even stole Mr. Kennedy/Anderson's gimmick from WWE

Isn't he someone that owns his gimmick?

/be a sad day when he finally hangs it up


He owns the gimmick of "Guy who fails to live up to hype and farks up every chance he gets"?  Did Lex Luger sell it to him?
 
2014-05-01 09:27:51 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: What are the TNA rules?

TNA's rules:

1.  When faced with two options, choose the option guaranteed to alienate your fan base and drive off new viewers.
2.  When WWE releases someone, throw money at them in hopes of getting the coup of stealing talent from them.
3.  When in doubt, hire Vince Russo


Haha thanks, but I meant the thread rules
 
2014-05-01 09:27:53 PM
You know what pisses me off about this farking script.... "Do not say 'feud' 'belt' etc" ...ok I get not referencing a "feud" but WTF, if you're a champion YOU CARRY AROUND A F**KING BELT!
 
2014-05-01 09:28:57 PM

The_Y2P_Problem: CyberKultist: machoprogrammer: Wow they even stole Mr. Kennedy/Anderson's gimmick from WWE

Isn't he someone that owns his gimmick?

/be a sad day when he finally hangs it up

He owns the gimmick of "Guy who fails to live up to hype and farks up every chance he gets"?  Did Lex Luger sell it to him?


Zing!

/ment the Aaaaaaannderrrson! thing.
//not sure where I think I heard it
 
2014-05-01 09:32:37 PM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Haha thanks, but I meant the thread rules


-You need a name recognizable enough so that people know its you, but not so much that you can be sued for infringement (since you don't own your own name)
-Shooting Star Staple Press on the 150th post gets you a TV title
 
2014-05-01 09:34:34 PM

The Bestest: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Haha thanks, but I meant the thread rules

-You need a name recognizable enough so that people know its you, but not so much that you can be sued for infringement (since you don't own your own name)
-Shooting Star Staple Press on the 150th post gets you a TV title


I am Chester's Wet Meat Sandwich... may be a bit too obscure unless my regular name makes sense

/tv title will be mine
 
2014-05-01 09:37:46 PM

The Bestest: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Haha thanks, but I meant the thread rules

-You need a name recognizable enough so that people know its you, but not so much that you can be sued for infringement (since you don't own your own name)
-Shooting Star Staple Press on the 150th post gets you a TV title


-POST ALL THE ARQUETTES!
 
2014-05-01 09:38:31 PM
Something something, are the Beautiful People either of those things?

/thought the horse races were Saturday...
 
2014-05-01 09:41:05 PM
In case ye missed it on teh Twittar:

 ShiningWizard @SlicedBread02  2h
REPORTS OF MY DEMISE HAVE BEEN (partially) EXAGGERATED! MONTHLY TWEET FTW!!!
#fWc
 
2014-05-01 09:42:15 PM
Looks like this will be TNA's version of the Wyatts
 
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