4tehsnowflakes: "on the way to jail she slipped out of the handcuffs"She's Batman
Glitchwerks: [www.texomashomepage.com image 690x460]And that smirk says she's happy she did it too.
zimbomba63: Back in the old days, she would have "fallen down the stairs" a couple of times, at the police station.The younger brother of a friend of mine, was arrested with a group of guys for underage drinking. As they were being taken in the station, one of the cops pushed him and he turned around and broke the cops nose. Of course, he was beaten by the other cops with their sticks. The funny part was that one of the kids father was a high ranking cop and they were all let go. He said as they were leaving the station, he gave the cop he punched out a big smile./He's dead now.//He had a bit of the psychopath in him. Quite a bit. There are many other stories, some involving fractured skulls, etc.
macross87: Headline reminds me of that "Id like to report a burglary" sketch from Monty Python.
dennysgod: macross87: Headline reminds me of that "Id like to report a burglary" sketch from Monty Python.[i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]Excuse me, can you speak up sir.
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