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(Some Guy)   Drunk teen girl arrested for disorderly conduct, assault, battery, and causing a law enforcement officer to temporarily sing at a much higher register   (texomashomepage.com) divider line 29
    More: Dumbass, disorderly conduct, law enforcements, Infraction, police officers, teens  
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2014-05-01 08:24:20 PM  
"on the way to jail she slipped out of the handcuffs"

She's Batman
 
2014-05-01 09:21:52 PM  
www.texomashomepage.com
And that smirk says she's happy she did it too.
 
2014-05-01 09:23:51 PM  
Pretty badass little shiat! Although, she looks like a 17 year old boy.
 
2014-05-01 09:24:05 PM  

4tehsnowflakes: "on the way to jail she slipped out of the handcuffs"

She's Batman


One advantage of being puny is that handcuffs are designed for big guys and don't fit little girls.
 
2014-05-01 09:24:21 PM  
She's hot
 
2014-05-01 09:24:35 PM  
That's a man, baby
 
2014-05-01 09:27:36 PM  
Headline reminds me of that "Id like to report a burglary" sketch from Monty Python.
 
2014-05-01 09:33:29 PM  
The Thin Blue Balls.
 
2014-05-01 09:39:58 PM  
Bet she's fun to party with
 
2014-05-01 10:04:26 PM  

Glitchwerks: [www.texomashomepage.com image 690x460]
And that smirk says she's happy she did it too.


its a live action peppermint patty.
 
2014-05-01 10:06:37 PM  
She looks surprisingly unbeaten.
 
2014-05-01 10:08:08 PM  
Back in the old days, she would have "fallen down the stairs" a couple of times, at the police station.

The younger brother of a friend of mine, was arrested with a group of guys for underage drinking.  As they were being taken in the station, one of the cops pushed him and he turned around and broke the cops nose.  Of course, he was beaten by the other cops with their sticks.  The funny part was that one of the kids father was a high ranking cop and they were all let go.  He said as they were leaving the station, he gave the cop he punched out a big smile.

/He's dead now.
//He had a bit of the psychopath in him.  Quite a bit.  There are many other stories, some involving fractured skulls, etc.
 
2014-05-01 10:14:50 PM  

zimbomba63: Back in the old days, she would have "fallen down the stairs" a couple of times, at the police station.

The younger brother of a friend of mine, was arrested with a group of guys for underage drinking.  As they were being taken in the station, one of the cops pushed him and he turned around and broke the cops nose.  Of course, he was beaten by the other cops with their sticks.  The funny part was that one of the kids father was a high ranking cop and they were all let go.  He said as they were leaving the station, he gave the cop he punched out a big smile.

/He's dead now.
//He had a bit of the psychopath in him.  Quite a bit.  There are many other stories, some involving fractured skulls, etc.


Good for him. No one deserves to have their ass beat like a cop who abuses their authority.

Also, that girl looks like an awesome lay.
 
2014-05-01 10:27:56 PM  

macross87: Headline reminds me of that "Id like to report a burglary" sketch from Monty Python.


i1.ytimg.com

Excuse me, can you speak up sir.
 
2014-05-01 10:34:35 PM  
Drunk teen girl arrested for disorderly conduct, assault, battery, and causing a law enforcement officer to temporarily sing at a much higher register

And creating a nuisance.

/And they all came back, shook her hand, and they had a great time on the bench.
 
2014-05-01 10:36:20 PM  
JesusJuice: zimbomba63: Back in the old days, she would have "fallen down the stairs" a couple of times, at the police station.

The younger brother of a friend of mine, was arrested with a group of guys for underage drinking.  As they were being taken in the station, one of the cops pushed him and he turned around and broke the cops nose.  Of course, he was beaten by the other cops with their sticks.  The funny part was that one of the kids father was a high ranking cop and they were all let go.  He said as they were leaving the station, he gave the cop he punched out a big smile.

/He's dead now.
//He had a bit of the psychopath in him.  Quite a bit.  There are many other stories, some involving fractured skulls, etc.

Good for him. No one deserves to have their ass beat like a cop who abuses their authority.

Also, that girl guy looks like an awesome lay.
NTTAWWT
 
2014-05-01 10:42:12 PM  
The signs on the police station look like they were made with printshop v2
 
2014-05-01 10:44:39 PM  

dennysgod: macross87: Headline reminds me of that "Id like to report a burglary" sketch from Monty Python.

[i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]

Excuse me, can you speak up sir.


"Five thousand pounds?! That's serious! You better talk to the chief inspector then!"
 
2014-05-02 12:15:42 AM  
images.sodahead.com
 
2014-05-02 12:41:53 AM  
Hold her down

Use my 70,000 volt cattle prod

A lot
 
2014-05-02 01:36:09 AM  
crusadeagainstbs.com
 
2014-05-02 03:48:15 AM  
Sounds like the kind of shiat my step-daughter did when she was 16.  Of course my (ex)wife would blame me, even if I wasn't there.  There's a reason I am now divorced.
 
2014-05-02 06:05:24 AM  
A friend of mine married one like that some time ago. He was all bragging and how jealous we all were until he figured out that she was using him to finance her other relationship with the high school boyfriend as well as others.
In one of their spats, she called the boyfriend and rode off on the back of his motorcycle. I told my friend dump her or this is just the beginning of the shiat you'll eat. But he was stubborn so he ate and ate and ate.
/looked sorta like this girl except red hair and glasses
 
2014-05-02 07:47:10 AM  
That's a girl? Looks more like a member of a boy band.
 
2014-05-02 07:48:26 AM  
i828.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-02 08:22:51 AM  
burkburnett? that's a town i never expected to see on fark. i've never been there, but a buddy of mine who retired a little over a year ago from the airforce lived there while stationed in wichita falls
 
2014-05-02 09:02:36 AM  
YOU GO GIRL!!

i406.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-02 03:05:57 PM  
I don't care what the story says, that's a male, that needs to be locked up for a while.
 
2014-05-02 04:20:25 PM  
"Police say a woman reported her daughter was drunk and assaulting her in the 700 block of Glendale."

classy
 
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