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(Tampa Bay Online)   Come to the 5th Annual Bare Dare 5K at Caliente Nudist Resort. "You get a lot of mother-daughter combos"   (tbo.com) divider line 50
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2014-05-01 09:05:34 PM
Ouch. No thanks. I can't imagine that feels fine on the balls that keep hitting everything and the breasts that jump up and down. Good on people who do it, but no thanks :-)
 
2014-05-01 09:06:52 PM
Things not to GIS: "jogging balls nude hurt"

What has been seen cannot be unseen.
 
2014-05-01 09:14:49 PM
No f*cking way could I do 5K without a sports bra.
 
2014-05-01 09:14:55 PM
Before you demand pics, please remember that not everybody at a nudist resort is particularly attractive. Many are repulsive.

Thank you.
 
2014-05-01 09:14:57 PM
You have to wonder at the ancient Greeks who did gymnastics, wrestling, and other sports in the nude. Not to mention the Celts who fought in the nude.
 
2014-05-01 09:15:32 PM
Nudist resorts sound awesome till you realize its mostly old people and people that you would never want to see naked.
 
2014-05-01 09:16:03 PM

Somacandra: Things not to GIS: "jogging balls nude hurt"

What has been seen cannot be unseen.


You bastard. You knew I'd google it. You knew it and you made me look.
 
2014-05-01 09:16:45 PM
Way too much ball slapping for me to want to attend, sorry.
 
2014-05-01 09:16:50 PM

cgraves67: You have to wonder at the ancient Greeks who did gymnastics, wrestling, and other sports in the nude. Not to mention the Celts who fought in the nude.


Think of all the Celtic fear boners
 
2014-05-01 09:18:06 PM
For some reason, when I see the name Caliente I think Nina and Dina.
 
2014-05-01 09:19:41 PM

cgraves67: You have to wonder at the ancient Greeks who did gymnastics, wrestling, and other sports in the nude.


The Greeks brought us democracy, nudity, and Pandora (an inability to resist temptation)

Bingo:

Mambo Bananapatch: Somacandra: Things not to GIS: "jogging balls nude hurt"

What has been seen cannot be unseen.

You bastard. You knew I'd google it. You knew it and you made me look.

 
2014-05-01 09:19:51 PM

Somacandra: Ouch. No thanks. I can't imagine that feels fine on the balls that keep hitting everything and the breasts that jump up and down. Good on people who do it, but no thanks :-)


Well, according to the race director, the race attracts somewhat more serious runners, so the women are apt to have relatively low body fat (i.e. very small breasts). As for the ol' twig n' berries, yeah - I'd want to wear at least a jockstrap to minimize the flopping and chafing.
 
2014-05-01 09:20:42 PM
I'd haveto have a jockstrap. Otherwise I'd be tripping over it every dozen paces.
 
2014-05-01 09:22:06 PM

cgraves67: You have to wonder at the ancient Greeks who did gymnastics, wrestling, and other sports in the nude. Not to mention the Celts who fought in the nude.


www.vanityfair.com

General Butt Naked approves
 
2014-05-01 09:23:36 PM

StopLurkListen: cgraves67: You have to wonder at the ancient Greeks who did gymnastics, wrestling, and other sports in the nude.

The Greeks brought us democracy, nudity, and Pandora (an inability to resist temptation)

Bingo:

Mambo Bananapatch: Somacandra: Things not to GIS: "jogging balls nude hurt"

What has been seen cannot be unseen.

You bastard. You knew I'd google it. You knew it and you made me look.


Nice segue.
 
2014-05-01 09:28:14 PM
They're practicing for the modeling contest.

www.dariawiki.org
 
2014-05-01 09:28:44 PM

Somacandra: Ouch. No thanks. I can't imagine that feels fine on the balls that keep hitting everything and the breasts that jump up and down. Good on people who do it, but no thanks :-)


If you use icewater, you can shrink your change purse right up against your abdomen, and it won't flop about.

Or so I'd think.
 
2014-05-01 09:30:58 PM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Somacandra: Ouch. No thanks. I can't imagine that feels fine on the balls that keep hitting everything and the breasts that jump up and down. Good on people who do it, but no thanks :-)

If you use icewater, you can shrink your change purse right up against your abdomen, and it won't flop about.

Or so I'd think.


that is also a big, heaping pile of NOPE
 
2014-05-01 09:32:07 PM

Mambo Bananapatch: Before you demand pics, please remember that not everybody at a nudist resort is particularly attractive. Many are repulsive.

Thank you.


/I'm with you. I would bet the guy pulled those numbers out of his ass, and you would actually get nothing but a sausage fest of pervs running around with their weens out,  wanting to see naked women run. And the women who DO show up, aren't the ones you have pictured in your mind.
 
2014-05-01 09:34:31 PM

namegoeshere: No f*cking way could I do 5K without a sports bra.


I'll be the judge of that. Pic please
 
2014-05-01 09:37:28 PM
Inb4 "it's a nudist resort in Florida, the daughters in the combo are probably 65!"
 
2014-05-01 09:41:19 PM

namegoeshere: No f*cking way could I do 5K without a sports bra.


Me too.

/I'm a fat dude
 
2014-05-01 09:47:25 PM

Somacandra: Things not to GIS: "jogging balls nude hurt"

What has been seen cannot be unseen.


Okay, must have missed it. Didn't see anything really disturbing. Seemed pretty tame as results go for adult GIS(s).
 
2014-05-01 09:51:07 PM

namegoeshere: No f*cking way could I do 5K without a sports bra.


*Obligatory 'how you doin'?' goes here*
 
2014-05-01 10:00:33 PM
Lotta lips flapping here,
 
2014-05-01 10:04:44 PM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Somacandra: Ouch. No thanks. I can't imagine that feels fine on the balls that keep hitting everything and the breasts that jump up and down. Good on people who do it, but no thanks :-)

If you use icewater, you can shrink your change purse right up against your abdomen, and it won't flop about.

Or so I'd think.


You don't even need to do that. The boys will automatically take a vacation upstate after about 1/2 mile. At that point, nature figures you're not gonna need them for a while.
 
2014-05-01 10:05:14 PM

Creoena: Way too much ball slapping for me to want to attend, sorry.


And slime trails, ugh.
 
2014-05-01 10:06:21 PM

cgraves67: You have to wonder at the ancient Greeks who did gymnastics, wrestling, and other sports in the nude. Not to mention the Celts who fought in the nude.


When I'm nude the last thing I want to do is fight.

/Welsh decent
//naturist
///three hanging slashies
 
2014-05-01 10:06:50 PM

MBooda: I'd haveto have a jockstrap. Otherwise I'd be tripping over it every dozen paces.


Try running on your feet instead of your hips.
 
2014-05-01 10:08:07 PM
Picture that kick gif from Elizabeth Berkeley on about a 30 minute loop....
 
2014-05-01 10:13:05 PM
I'll be the bearded guy furiously masturbating in the corner and making strange faces at those who choose to watch me.
 
2014-05-01 10:13:13 PM
My cottage cheese butt would look great to those folks lucky enough to be trailing behind me.
 
2014-05-01 10:18:35 PM
Don't you hate it when you run in a nude race and all you get is a shirt?
mealsandmiles.com
 
2014-05-01 10:44:35 PM

charttn: Don't you hate it when you run in a nude race and all you get is a shirt?
[mealsandmiles.com image 480x360]


Yeah, there ought to be a medal for that shiat.

That said, hell yes I'd run that race, as long as I could wear shoes.
 
2014-05-01 10:45:14 PM

Mambo Bananapatch: Somacandra: Things not to GIS: "jogging balls nude hurt"

What has been seen cannot be unseen.

You bastard. You knew I'd google it. You knew it and you made me look.


I don't get it. The only results I got was a bunch of gay porn. Is google trying to tell me something?
 
2014-05-01 10:54:44 PM
I could do the whole mother daughter thing.
 
2014-05-01 10:55:36 PM
It's clothing optional so I guess they would be ok with sport bras and jock straps.
 
2014-05-01 11:09:01 PM

Mambo Bananapatch: Before you demand pics, please remember that not everybody at a nudist resort is particularly attractive. Many are repulsive.


A few years back I dated someone who had a membership at a nudist resort.  They gave her a discount in exchange for her to always be at their recruitment events.  She had a smokin' bod so it enticed guys to sign up.  Having been their on numerous occasions, I can honestly say she was the only one anyone would have wanted to see naked.
 
2014-05-01 11:12:45 PM
Was hoping for a DirkTheDaring showcase, he must still be photographing....
 
2014-05-01 11:18:04 PM

OgreMagi: Mambo Bananapatch: Before you demand pics, please remember that not everybody at a nudist resort is particularly attractive. Many are repulsive.

A few years back I dated someone who had a membership at a nudist resort.  They gave her a discount in exchange for her to always be at their recruitment events.  She had a smokin' bod so it enticed guys to sign up.  Having been their on numerous occasions, I can honestly say she was the only one anyone would have wanted to see naked.


Ditto. 12 years ago I had to meet a client on vacation at a nudist commune. I of course, kept my clothes on and every single person I saw made me wanted to gouge my eyes out. Every. One.
 
2014-05-01 11:28:54 PM

gecizzle: Mambo Bananapatch: Somacandra: Things not to GIS: "jogging balls nude hurt"

What has been seen cannot be unseen.

You bastard. You knew I'd google it. You knew it and you made me look.

I don't get it. The only results I got was a bunch of gay porn. Is google trying to tell me something?


I got Miley Cyrus.

I was in line at CVS earlier, and a little girl asks her mom if the face on the magazine (Miley Cyrus) was a boy or a girl.

I'm assuming didn't want to reinforce gender roles and stereotypes or something, struggled for an answer.  "Well, honey, what do you want it to be?"

The little girl had no idea what to make of that question.  A minute later:  "Mommy, is that a boy or a girl?"  "What do you want it to be?  A boy or a girl?"

Silence.

"What do you want it to be?  A boy or a girl..?"  Then the mother gives up.  "Do you want it to be a girl?  Is it a girl?"

The little girl just wanted to know what category to put this person in.  Boy, or girl.   Pretty simple stuff for a four year old.  But the mother wasn't having that.  Categories are bad!

Just because some people, as adults,  don't fit neatly into categories, whether by choice or circumstance, doesn't mean that categories don't exist.  Categories are how we make sense of the world.  Even as toddlers.

So just tell the damned kid it's a girl and stop confusing her!
 
2014-05-02 01:15:26 AM
If you think the flapping problem of naked jogging is bad, do yourself a favor and don't look for videos of naked skydiving.

Awww, geez, you had to go and do it, didn't you.
 
2014-05-02 01:47:31 AM

cgraves67: You have to wonder at the ancient Greeks who did gymnastics, wrestling, and other sports in the nude. Not to mention the Celts who fought in the nude.


Wrestling nude isnt gay unless you make eye contact.
 
2014-05-02 02:06:27 AM
Yeah, no. That sounds super uncomfortable, there's no way I'm running without a sports bra.

Though, apparently the men's cross country team where I went to undergrad liked to practice in the buff with someone sent to run up ahead on the trail to serve as lookout, so who knows, maybe it's not so bad.
 
2014-05-02 08:35:48 AM
having just this past saturday participated in a nudist resort 5k, i can tell you all that most people do not experience any sort of pain.

and most resorts are like the one i go to...you CAN wear clothes for the race. most wear nothing but shoes (someone in this thread mentioned they'd have to wear shoes...i couldn't imagine doing the race without them!). some ladies wear sport bras...i only recall seeing 1 bra this year, though, and it was just a regular bra. some wore bottoms...i saw 1 guy with a jock strap, 1 guy in teenage mutant ninja turtles boxer briefs (his wife wore a longhorns jersey and either panties or bikini bottom...their 5 year old son wore "the flash" briefs), and a couple of ladies wearing bikini bottoms.

and, i have to clarify this in EVERY thread about nudism: the clientelle runs the entire spectrum of age, race, body type, attractiveness, etc. of course they're not ALL folks you really want to see naked, and NOBODY CARES, since it's about feeling comfortable without constraints, relaxing, socializing, swimming, soaking in the hot tub, etc...not about being seen in a sexual manner nude
 
2014-05-02 09:56:10 AM

Somacandra: Ouch. No thanks. I can't imagine that feels fine on the balls that keep hitting everything and the breasts that jump up and down. Good on people who do it, but no thanks :-)


As a guy who has run a few distances in the buff, I can say that, at least in my case, the boys realize pretty quickly that they're not going to get any outside help, so they self-stabilize. May also be because the legs & core are getting all the blood flow, but I suspect there's a legitimate biological process that occurs.

On the downside, it's not very impressive-looking... but I'm a grower, so I'm used to it :/
 
2014-05-02 10:15:32 AM

Sentient: Somacandra: Ouch. No thanks. I can't imagine that feels fine on the balls that keep hitting everything and the breasts that jump up and down. Good on people who do it, but no thanks :-)

As a guy who has run a few distances in the buff, I can say that, at least in my case, the boys realize pretty quickly that they're not going to get any outside help, so they self-stabilize. May also be because the legs & core are getting all the blood flow, but I suspect there's a legitimate biological process that occurs.

On the downside, it's not very impressive-looking... but I'm a grower, so I'm used to it :/


ha, same here...but seriously, the people who ARE looking aren't talking about it. it's not the right place for it. believe me, i'm looking at the women, but not doing anything to give any of them the impression that i'm looking "in that way". as many of my fellow nudists have stated at times "everyone looks, but acting on it is a much different thing altogether"
 
2014-05-02 11:06:54 AM
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2014-05-02 11:30:42 AM

charttn: Don't you hate it when you run in a nude race and all you get is a shirt?
[mealsandmiles.com image 480x360]


During my running years, I would never run a race unless I got a free t-shirt.  So I guess this one is out.
 
2014-05-02 03:52:53 PM

cgraves67: You have to wonder at the ancient Greeks who did gymnastics, wrestling, and other sports in the nude. Not to mention the Celts who fought in the nude.


Probably because all their underwear was in the laundry that day.
 
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