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2014-05-01 07:15:06 PM  
3 votes:
Oh, who the hell cares? It's better than tagging walls, telephone poles, windows, mailboxes, etc.

2014-05-01 05:41:02 PM  
3 votes:
I think we're all a little perverted in some ways. It's dead, who cares. Eat it and move on.
2014-05-01 07:37:50 PM  
2 votes:
On a dead whale is about the only place graffiti is ok with me.
2014-05-01 07:09:26 PM  
2 votes:
It's better than a wall, I mean it is temporary.
2014-05-01 07:03:46 PM  
2 votes:
Wait I thought graffiti made stuff more valuable?  Isn't that what all the Bansky masturbators tell me.
2014-05-01 05:29:36 PM  
2 votes:
What a dork.
2014-05-01 08:30:05 PM  
1 vote:

rbuzby: On a dead whale is about the only place graffiti is ok with me.

good point - I'd have to agree
2014-05-01 08:28:19 PM  
1 vote:

sethen320: I cant think pf a single good reason that someone would see a tagged dead whale and think "Hey, a crime has been committed. Call the cops".

Farking dumbasses. All of them.

Me neither.  Unless being a teenaged attention whore dolt is now illegal.  I mean, a building where people have to live or might not wish to drive past and see where you lifted your leg and pissed on it every day, yeah.  That sh*t f*cks with property values for property the tagger doesn't own, and costs money to remove.  A dead, bloated animal carcass?  Meh.  Poor thing.
2014-05-01 08:02:34 PM  
1 vote:

dolphkhan: how can you top that for bragging rights?

I found a good job that will allow me to pay off my degree and rent a nice place and my pretty girlfriend ironed my shirt for the interview?
2014-05-01 07:30:44 PM  
1 vote:
Perverted is not applying some spray paint to a dead whale. Perverted is farking a dead dog in a ditch outside a preschool in the middle of the day. I would also accept many of the horrible internet things that I cannot unsee. You know the ones I mean. But not tagging a dead whale. It's dead and in a few weeks/months it will be no more. I wouldn't do it but really, not a big deal and certain not perverted.
2014-05-01 07:08:41 PM  
1 vote:
Was there any graffiti on the bowl of petunias lying nearby?
2014-05-01 07:07:20 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-05-01 06:17:31 PM  
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The sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man trying to return soup at a deli.
2014-05-01 05:55:06 PM  
1 vote:
Permanently "tag" whomever did this.
2014-05-01 05:36:31 PM  
1 vote:
That'll teach you to wander onto Calamari turf, Blubbo!

*snaps tentacles and dances down boardwalk*
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