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(Philly.com)   Seriously, who spray-paints graffiti on a dead whale?   (philly.com) divider line 107
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2014-05-01 05:27:56 PM  
barfblog.com
 
2014-05-01 05:29:36 PM  
What a dork.
 
2014-05-01 05:36:31 PM  
That'll teach you to wander onto Calamari turf, Blubbo!

*snaps tentacles and dances down boardwalk*
 
2014-05-01 05:41:02 PM  
I think we're all a little perverted in some ways. It's dead, who cares. Eat it and move on.
 
2014-05-01 05:55:06 PM  
Permanently "tag" whomever did this.
 
2014-05-01 05:58:19 PM  
Slowly raises hand.
 
2014-05-01 06:04:38 PM  
That's not graffiti. That's a tattoo. A bad one, but still...
 
2014-05-01 06:11:58 PM  
Apparently the brothers at Tau Epsilon Phi.
 
2014-05-01 06:14:07 PM  
I tried with a live one, but it kept squirming and was all like "whhoooo whoooop eckeckeeeeeek" or whatever the hell sound they make, and I couldn't hold my breath very long with all of the salt water and lobsters pinching me and such. Dead ones are far easier.
 
2014-05-01 06:17:31 PM  
www.eatsleeplivefilm.com
The sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man trying to return soup at a deli.
 
2014-05-01 07:03:46 PM  
Wait I thought graffiti made stuff more valuable?  Isn't that what all the Bansky masturbators tell me.
 
2014-05-01 07:03:58 PM  
That Banksy is one clever bloke.
 
2014-05-01 07:04:46 PM  
I expect nothing less from anyone in that area. Hell the guy/gal who did it is more than likely in their 40s.
 
2014-05-01 07:04:51 PM  
I thought it just had too much to drink and was passed out...
 
2014-05-01 07:05:15 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

I'll have my revenge
 
2014-05-01 07:07:20 PM  
i1126.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-01 07:08:41 PM  
Was there any graffiti on the bowl of petunias lying nearby?
 
2014-05-01 07:09:26 PM  
It's better than a wall, I mean it is temporary.
 
2014-05-01 07:10:34 PM  
Is this a euphemism for what I do to your mom every night?
 
2014-05-01 07:11:12 PM  

Phony_Soldier: That Banksy is one clever bloke.


*shakes fists*

/7 minutes too late
 
2014-05-01 07:13:48 PM  

Phony_Soldier: That Banksy is one clever bloke.


Humpbanksy?
 
2014-05-01 07:15:06 PM  
Oh, who the hell cares? It's better than tagging walls, telephone poles, windows, mailboxes, etc.

PEOPLE GET SO OUTRAGED OVER NOTHING AND THIS PISSES ME OFF!!!
 
2014-05-01 07:16:11 PM  
The comments in the Philly paper made me grin. City of Brotherly love my aunt fanny.
 
2014-05-01 07:16:26 PM  

Dragonflew: Oh, who the hell cares? It's better than tagging walls, telephone poles, windows, mailboxes, etc.

PEOPLE GET SO OUTRAGED OVER NOTHING AND THIS PISSES ME OFF!!!


Lighten up Francis
 
2014-05-01 07:17:47 PM  
The best part is the guy arguing in the background of the video.
 
2014-05-01 07:19:52 PM  
I'd take a wild guess and say it was a member of a fraternity with the letters Tau Epsilon Phi.
 
2014-05-01 07:20:06 PM  
I don't get the uproar. It was dead. Farmers brand cattle every minute. With hot metal.

Now I want a hamburger, but it might anger my surgeon.
 
2014-05-01 07:24:10 PM  

Arachnophobe: [i1126.photobucket.com image 332x500]


Came for the Fluke ref. Leaving perverted.
 
2014-05-01 07:26:37 PM  
I can't throw stones, I tagged some whales in my day.
 
2014-05-01 07:27:06 PM  
A-holes from NEW JERSEY!  THAT'S who.
 
2014-05-01 07:28:07 PM  
Someone with a really strong stomach and no gag reflex. That thing has to be RIPE by now.

And with everything else going on, who the hell cares?
 
2014-05-01 07:28:12 PM  
Pffft! If you owned that whale, you'd be thrilled that it's worth so much more now.
 
2014-05-01 07:28:13 PM  
Just explode it.  (waiting for the infamous link)
 
2014-05-01 07:28:27 PM  
I can't even understand what the fark the problem is supposed to be.
 
2014-05-01 07:30:40 PM  

Noishkel: A-holes from NEW JERSEY!  THAT'S who.


Would Pennsylvanians do it if the opportunity arose? http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/pennsylvania-road-crew-paint s -dead-raccoon-article-1.1133026
 
2014-05-01 07:30:44 PM  
Perverted is not applying some spray paint to a dead whale. Perverted is farking a dead dog in a ditch outside a preschool in the middle of the day. I would also accept many of the horrible internet things that I cannot unsee. You know the ones I mean. But not tagging a dead whale. It's dead and in a few weeks/months it will be no more. I wouldn't do it but really, not a big deal and certain not perverted.
 
2014-05-01 07:34:42 PM  
PETA is sending their top investigators, so don't start laughing when they arrive.  OK, don't laugh too much when they arrive.  Alright, don't push them around, and then, throw them into the ocean when they arrive. Yes, I know, but, don't do it too many times.
 
2014-05-01 07:37:06 PM  

Iron Felix: Just explode it.  (waiting for the infamous link)


In an age before minecraft, I really do wonder what the line of thinking on that was. Make it easier to haul off piece meal? In that case, why did it look like they used 40 pounds of C4?
 
2014-05-01 07:37:48 PM  
Billy Liar:
Would Pennsylvanians do it if the opportunity arose? http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/pennsylvania-road-crew-paint s -dead-raccoon-article-1.1133026

Ehh.  That's just laziness on the part of the road crew.  You don't 'lazily' spray paint dead whale.
 
2014-05-01 07:37:50 PM  
On a dead whale is about the only place graffiti is ok with me.
 
2014-05-01 07:40:11 PM  
The article is from a Philadelphia newspaper, about an offensive act committed in New Jersey.

What's that old adage about throwing stones inside a glass house? -_-
 
2014-05-01 07:41:11 PM  
After visiting Hawaii, and seeing people's names scrawled into every cactus they could get their hands on, I'd say the answer is "everyone".  People are assholes.
 
2014-05-01 07:41:34 PM  

zimbomba63: PETA is sending their top investigators, so don't start laughing when they arrive.  OK, don't laugh too much when they arrive.  Alright, don't push them around, and then, throw them into the ocean when they arrive. Yes, I know, but, don't do it too many times.


Heh... yeah I could see that from those pinheads.  What are they going to do if they find out who did it?  Abuse of a course is generally a crime in most states... but is abuse of an animal course a crime too?
 
2014-05-01 07:41:41 PM  
Maybe it was that Eskimo that blew a seal . . .
 
2014-05-01 07:44:02 PM  
"The tape's there for a reason, sir!"


Lol
 
2014-05-01 07:45:31 PM  
How empty must be the lives of anyone who could possibly be bothered by this?
 
2014-05-01 07:47:09 PM  

zimbomba63: PETA is sending their top investigators, so don't start laughing when they arrive.  OK, don't laugh too much when they arrive.  Alright, don't push them around, and then, throw them into the ocean when they arrive. Yes, I know, but, don't do it too many times.


And after you give them all wedgies DO NOT give them swirlies. Ok, as long as they're not chunky swirlies.
 
2014-05-01 07:47:29 PM  
People that live on the Jersey shore.
 
2014-05-01 07:47:51 PM  

Noishkel: zimbomba63: PETA is sending their top investigators, so don't start laughing when they arrive.  OK, don't laugh too much when they arrive.  Alright, don't push them around, and then, throw them into the ocean when they arrive. Yes, I know, but, don't do it too many times.

Heh... yeah I could see that from those pinheads.  What are they going to do if they find out who did it?  Abuse of a course is generally a crime in most states... but is abuse of an animal course a crime too?


Is that something like cooking your steak well done instead of rare (or medium rare if you get ill with rare)?

/Corpse
 
2014-05-01 07:49:11 PM  

AppleOptionEsc: Iron Felix: Just explode it.  (waiting for the infamous link)

In an age before minecraft, I really do wonder what the line of thinking on that was. Make it easier to haul off piece meal? In that case, why did it look like they used 40 pounds of C4?


They planned to vaporize it, or at least pulverize it into tiny pieces that the birds and shiat would make off with. Or something like that. Obviously the plan did not undergo a lot of analysis before it was implemented.
 
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