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(Cincinnati Bell)   Hundreds of black birds fill woman's house, closely followed by hundreds of White Walkers with glowing blue eyes   (cincinnatibell.net) divider line 37
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2014-05-01 05:54:20 PM  
She was only waiting for this moment to arrive.
 
2014-05-01 06:02:05 PM  
Maybe she was making a dainty dish
 
2014-05-01 06:03:17 PM  
I can't even bring myself to tell this lady that her problem could simply be solved by closing the damper and/or installing a cheap mesh chimney cap.
 
2014-05-01 06:18:42 PM  
Winter is coming.
 
2014-05-01 06:24:25 PM  
Homer, I'm not sure I'm comfortable sleeping with a group of crows in the bedroom in the night.
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It's a murder, honey. A group of crows is called a murder.
 
2014-05-01 06:32:25 PM  
They probably been done seen about everything.
 
2014-05-01 06:43:22 PM  

farkingismybusiness: Homer, I'm not sure I'm comfortable sleeping with a group of crows in the bedroom in the night.

It's a murder, honey. A group of crows is called a murder.


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2014-05-01 06:53:00 PM  
The Dark is rising, Will Stanton.  The Dark is rising.
 
2014-05-01 06:53:30 PM  
How many pies can she make?
 
2014-05-01 06:55:01 PM  

brap: I can't even bring myself to tell this lady that her problem could simply be solved by closing the damper and/or installing a cheap mesh chimney cap.


Well yeah, but it'd be funnier to stick a flame thrower up the chimney just as they're flocking in.

This lady needs to look at the plus side, free food, if she roasts them.
 
2014-05-01 06:57:18 PM  
I just want a group of crows to hang in my yard, I have done everything the books/web says, but no go.  Too many damned dogs in the neighborhood.

This sucks though.
 
2014-05-01 06:58:15 PM  
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2014-05-01 06:59:07 PM  
Yeah, just gotta say this because I didn't get the opportunity to participate in earlier discussions on the subject... But I'm pretty butthurt about that spoiler from HBO last week.  I made the conscious decision to only read one book ahead of the series so that things stay fresh for me (though splitting the third book even farked that up for me), so when the show apparently cherry picked something from well ahead of where I've read, I did have a bit of a shakes-tiny-fist moment.

/*shakes tiny fist*
 
2014-05-01 07:07:29 PM  

farkingismybusiness: Homer, I'm not sure I'm comfortable sleeping with a group of crows in the bedroom in the night.
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It's a murder, honey. A group of crows is called a murder.


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Nevermore
 
2014-05-01 07:24:34 PM  
Interested...

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2014-05-01 07:27:23 PM  
Use Video tag, subby.
 
2014-05-01 07:45:41 PM  
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2014-05-01 07:52:00 PM  
Whars implant, WHAR...
 
2014-05-01 08:01:20 PM  
Alexis Machine?
 
2014-05-01 08:03:23 PM  
Was the house once owned by Tippi Hedren?
 
2014-05-01 08:04:28 PM  
Why doesn't she close and latch the damper?
 
2014-05-01 08:06:00 PM  
Bird sh*t. Bird sh*t everywhere.
It's called a damper honey. Close it.
 
2014-05-01 08:10:10 PM  
Psychopomps.
 
2014-05-01 08:11:13 PM  

JoieD'Zen: She was only waiting for this moment to arrive.


Win. That explains why she didn't close the damper.
 
2014-05-01 08:11:17 PM  
George Stark wanted for questioning.
 
2014-05-01 08:26:42 PM  
Won't that be a dainty dish to set before the king?
 
2014-05-01 08:35:46 PM  

brap: I can't even bring myself to tell this lady that her problem could simply be solved by closing the damper and/or installing a cheap mesh chimney cap.


Last fall, the squirrels chewed through the mesh chimney cap. And then I found out the flue was stuck open. I got at least 3 birds a week in the house for 2 weeks until I could get someone out to fix the flue.

This week, a woodpecker has decided my new chimney cap is a shiny tree and has been hammering at it every few hours.
 
2014-05-01 08:41:28 PM  
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The culprit will hang.
 
2014-05-01 09:16:48 PM  
i.imgur.com

I don't see how even one could fit.
 
2014-05-01 09:55:37 PM  
Get a cat
 
2014-05-01 10:06:08 PM  

Fark like a Barsoomian: [img.fark.net image 765x765]
The culprit will hang.


Ahh.. so THAT'S the reason people started calling me Gandolf after I started to keep my beard in a braid
 
2014-05-01 10:29:30 PM  
 
2014-05-01 11:42:02 PM  

GleeUnit: Yeah, just gotta say this because I didn't get the opportunity to participate in earlier discussions on the subject... But I'm pretty butthurt about that spoiler from HBO last week.  I made the conscious decision to only read one book ahead of the series so that things stay fresh for me (though splitting the third book even farked that up for me), so when the show apparently cherry picked something from well ahead of where I've read, I did have a bit of a shakes-tiny-fist moment.

/*shakes tiny fist*


As someone who's read all 5, don't worry, they didn't do that.  They picked something that hasn't been written yet at all, and spoiled THAT.
 
2014-05-01 11:42:27 PM  
Zima is still annoying

www.slate.com
 
2014-05-02 02:51:15 AM  

BluVeinThrobber: [img.fark.net image 263x192]


Ok, phew. I thought I was the only one that pictured this.
 
2014-05-02 12:41:34 PM  
Nochnoy Dozor (Night Watch) is strangely lacking in this thread. Allow me to correct this:

www.hongpong.com
 
2014-05-02 01:32:03 PM  
It's such a mystery that Chimney swifts are roosting in her chimney! Derp.
 
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