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2014-05-01 07:52:42 PM  
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Snooki Punch: I just got a manicure for the first time in my life last weekend. I didn't really want to, but I was a bridesmaid and did what the bride said. Anyway, I found the whole process terribly confusing. Relax your hands. Now put your wrists on the foamy thing. No, now bring your hands closer to me. Now I'm going to use the little pointy thing to get rid of your cuticles. Now put your hands near the fan. But not too close to the fan. All the other girls knew the drill, but I was just plain confused. It was like visiting a Catholic Church when you don't know when to sit, stand, or kneel. So confusing.


I was given a gift certificate for my birthday once for a free manicure. I'm not really a girly girl, but I'd never had one before, and was curious what all the fuss was about. The whole business was owned and run by a very strict Vietnamese family who often spoke to each other in the parlor in their own language, so for all I know they were making fun of me.

I had the same issue with the routine (having never had one before), but it's the closest I ever felt to being an American P.O.W. in a Viet Cong re-education facility.
2014-05-01 07:38:17 PM  
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I just got a manicure for the first time in my life last weekend. I didn't really want to, but I was a bridesmaid and did what the bride said. Anyway, I found the whole process terribly confusing. Relax your hands. Now put your wrists on the foamy thing. No, now bring your hands closer to me. Now I'm going to use the little pointy thing to get rid of your cuticles. Now put your hands near the fan. But not too close to the fan. All the other girls knew the drill, but I was just plain confused. It was like visiting a Catholic Church when you don't know when to sit, stand, or kneel. So confusing.
 
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