Snooki Punch: I just got a manicure for the first time in my life last weekend. I didn't really want to, but I was a bridesmaid and did what the bride said. Anyway, I found the whole process terribly confusing. Relax your hands. Now put your wrists on the foamy thing. No, now bring your hands closer to me. Now I'm going to use the little pointy thing to get rid of your cuticles. Now put your hands near the fan. But not too close to the fan. All the other girls knew the drill, but I was just plain confused. It was like visiting a Catholic Church when you don't know when to sit, stand, or kneel. So confusing.
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