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(KGW Portland)   Cat saves its human in a mobile home fire. Josie and the Pussycats want you to have a safe Caturday   (kgw.com ) divider line 234
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2014-05-02 08:01:27 PM  
5 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-05-04 03:19:08 AM  
4 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-05-02 09:26:48 PM  
4 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-05-02 07:21:33 PM  
4 votes:
i.imgur.com
Yobbery......thought of you. :D
2014-05-04 08:39:35 PM  
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
"Murica!" :D
2014-05-04 01:07:48 PM  
3 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-05-04 12:55:27 PM  
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-05-04 09:26:25 AM  
3 votes:
www.dumpaday.com
2014-05-03 05:46:03 PM  
3 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-05-03 02:31:07 PM  
3 votes:

lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 640x607]


img.fark.net
2014-05-03 11:36:47 AM  
3 votes:
Hey, everybody, just poppiing in. Sorry to be MIA so much.

farm7.staticflickr.com

Haven't read all the thread, but I want to send hugs and luck to everyone that needs it.
2014-05-03 01:00:56 AM  
3 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-05-02 09:30:25 PM  
3 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-05-02 09:22:13 PM  
3 votes:

quantum_jellyroll: I'm now officially admitted and tagged, x-rayed, and in a gown with my drawers showing out the back.
I feel like I'm half-buzzed.


What a half-buzzed QJ in a hospital gown might look like:

img.fark.net

Srsly though, I hope everything turns out all right!  Sending you what few healthy thoughts I possess.  And lots of hugs.  Good luck and keep us posted eh!  Buddy the Amazing Wonderdog says if you feel scared, just imagine him snuggled up next to you and rub his tummy and everyting will be OK.
2014-05-02 08:44:33 PM  
3 votes:

yobbery: quantum_jellyroll: Wish me luck.

QJ, Sending tons of good vibes your way. Keep us posted as much as you can.


reneau.smugmug.com
2014-05-01 08:34:54 PM  
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
Happy that the folks in the story made it out okay...kitteh, too!
2014-05-01 08:18:37 PM  
3 votes:
Happy CaturMayDay!

bigsislilsis.com
2014-05-05 11:14:28 AM  
2 votes:
i76.photobucket.com
2014-05-05 11:10:39 AM  
2 votes:
i76.photobucket.com
2014-05-05 11:08:50 AM  
2 votes:
i76.photobucket.com
2014-05-04 08:42:04 PM  
2 votes:
www.smugmug.com
2014-05-04 06:04:33 PM  
2 votes:

lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 640x427]
Just gave Lily her cricket toy to play with...got some action shots. Sorry they're so dark.


So cute!

img.fark.net
2014-05-04 09:25:46 AM  
2 votes:
lolcat.com
2014-05-04 09:21:17 AM  
2 votes:
allhumorpic.com
2014-05-04 09:16:54 AM  
2 votes:
media.moddb.com
2014-05-04 09:00:08 AM  
2 votes:
laughingsquid.com
2014-05-04 07:38:08 AM  
2 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-05-03 10:52:54 PM  
2 votes:

lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 500x229]
I, for one, would like to see some pics of a pudgy Biscuit! :D


img.fark.net

I, also, might enjoy a shot or two of a bigger-boned Biscuit... :)
2014-05-03 08:19:33 PM  
2 votes:
maynerdkitty what a stinker! :) i love the " who me? I'm not in here to steal grain. I came in here chasing a, um..a lizard to give to King George. Yeah, that's the ticket!
2014-05-03 06:38:56 PM  
2 votes:
i236.photobucket.com
2014-05-03 06:33:43 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-05-03 06:11:41 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-05-03 05:49:20 PM  
2 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-05-03 05:42:00 PM  
2 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-05-03 05:35:45 PM  
2 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-05-03 05:34:12 PM  
2 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-05-03 05:32:50 PM  
2 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-05-03 05:14:19 PM  
2 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-05-03 05:11:42 PM  
2 votes:
i236.photobucket.com
2014-05-03 05:08:06 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
Good idea, I think I'll go get one! :D
2014-05-03 04:09:49 PM  
2 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-05-03 03:02:43 PM  
2 votes:
i236.photobucket.com
2014-05-02 10:38:45 PM  
2 votes:
You have to be old experienced to get this one.

reneau.smugmug.com
2014-05-02 09:45:50 PM  
2 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-05-02 09:35:45 PM  
2 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-05-02 09:34:59 PM  
2 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-05-02 09:28:49 PM  
2 votes:
img.fark.net
2014-05-02 09:24:13 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-05-02 09:22:28 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-05-02 09:19:41 PM  
2 votes:
www.smugmug.com
2014-05-02 09:18:11 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-05-02 09:03:53 PM  
2 votes:

quantum_jellyroll: I'm now officially admitted and tagged, x-rayed, and in a gown with my drawers showing out the back.


Meanwhile, in front of LJ Silver Memorial Hospital
www.smugmug.com
/Get better my friend!
2014-05-02 08:53:02 PM  
2 votes:

quantum_jellyroll: quantum_jellyroll: Private QJ checking in!
I'm not officially admitted and tagged, x-rayed, and in a gown with my drawers showing out the back.
Gosh, this is invigorating!
(said nobody in a hospital gown)

That was supposed to say "now" rather than "not"

I'm now officially admitted and tagged, x-rayed, and in a gown with my drawers showing out the back.

I feel like I'm half-buzzed.


yee haw, the buns are still in the wrapper, and the hotdogs are waiting to get themselves in hot water. :)
2014-05-02 07:59:56 PM  
2 votes:
So, most of us who live in areas that get seasons (Ahem - WINTER) probably have a tote not unlike this one.  This one is just for my winter hats/scarves/gloves/etc (the mister has his own tote).  In a rush one morning this past winter I pulled the tote from the closet and grabbed what I needed.  Mr. Station sent me this photo not long after:
http://i204.photobucket.com

(the mister also informed me that in attempting to re-configure his comfort, Buster managed to roll himself *and* the tote off the table and onto the floor.
2014-05-02 07:42:50 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-05-02 07:08:07 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-05-02 06:48:40 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-05-02 05:28:47 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-05-02 04:18:31 PM  
2 votes:

in2it: This is cool and would be easy to make

[i.imgur.com image 630x420]


img.fark.net
2014-05-02 03:01:43 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-05-02 10:13:43 AM  
2 votes:
i236.photobucket.com
2014-05-02 10:06:33 AM  
2 votes:
www.teamousebooks.com
2014-05-01 10:28:31 PM  
2 votes:
i.chzbgr.com
2014-05-01 08:51:07 PM  
2 votes:
i.chzbgr.com
2014-05-01 08:48:21 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-05-01 08:29:39 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-05-05 11:40:20 PM  
1 vote:
Lily: Thanky much for the TF!

Mrs. vudutek made scratch tortillas and pico de gallo tonight, I fried up some beer-battered tilapia, and we nommed on some yummy fish tacos.

img.fark.net
2014-05-05 08:10:31 PM  
1 vote:
www.smugmug.com
2014-05-05 08:04:09 PM  
1 vote:
yobbery.smugmug.com
2014-05-05 07:57:35 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-05-05 07:55:03 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-05-05 07:53:04 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-05-05 07:52:18 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-05-05 07:45:42 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-05-05 07:43:26 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-05-05 07:42:01 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-05-05 07:41:13 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-05-05 07:40:26 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-05-05 07:38:35 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-05-05 07:33:51 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-05-05 06:23:53 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
Chores are all done, and I have the ribs on the grill. Gave Lily her gooshy fud treat, and put a couple drops of olive oil in it. She has a soft coat, but has dander, so I thought I would try it to see if it helps. The weather looks like it might turn....the radio station is saying a chance of t-storms. I'm okay with that....as long as my ribs are done! :D
2014-05-05 11:18:18 AM  
1 vote:
i76.photobucket.com
2014-05-05 11:13:14 AM  
1 vote:
i76.photobucket.com
2014-05-05 11:12:31 AM  
1 vote:
i76.photobucket.com
2014-05-05 11:12:05 AM  
1 vote:
i667.photobucket.com
2014-05-05 11:11:26 AM  
1 vote:
i76.photobucket.com
2014-05-05 11:10:01 AM  
1 vote:
i76.photobucket.com
2014-05-05 11:08:14 AM  
1 vote:
i76.photobucket.com
2014-05-05 11:08:10 AM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-05-05 11:06:36 AM  
1 vote:
i76.photobucket.com
2014-05-05 11:02:28 AM  
1 vote:

I thought this was funny. Probably more true than we know...LOL. Who knows what our kitties do while we sleep!



i76.photobucket.com
2014-05-05 10:40:29 AM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-05-05 10:15:52 AM  
1 vote:

lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 639x640]
Huffing kittehs is a hard habit to break..... :D


I have a slightly different take, on that pic..  ;)

img.fark.net
2014-05-05 06:05:11 AM  
1 vote:
Yep, it's Monday....

img.fark.net
2014-05-05 05:12:09 AM  
1 vote:

laulaja: looks to me like burrowing owl singing Ooooklahoma.


YupYupYup..!  And a happy one, at that..unlike this poor juvenile..

img.fark.net

/..all Mothers/parents will unnerstand this..
//..as will most males..  :P
///..caption mine, photo credit in lower left..
2014-05-05 04:33:05 AM  
1 vote:
reneau.smugmug.com
2014-05-04 11:37:04 PM  
1 vote:
Pilbury Dough Cat

i.imgur.com
2014-05-04 11:07:41 PM  
1 vote:
Good morning, class. Good morning, class. Class? Class!? SHUT UP!!!!! Thank you.

i.imgur.com
2014-05-04 10:40:39 PM  
1 vote:
Hey you! Feed us!

i.imgur.com
2014-05-04 08:52:31 PM  
1 vote:

yobbery: [www.smugmug.com image 398x215]


That is too cute!  Reminds me a bit of:

img.fark.net
2014-05-04 08:50:41 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-05-04 08:47:39 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-05-04 08:43:25 PM  
1 vote:
www.smugmug.com
2014-05-04 08:34:48 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-05-04 08:07:49 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-05-04 06:49:08 PM  
1 vote:

Real Women Drink Akvavit: [www.enchanted-tails.com image 332x563]


I think my post is jealous of your post.
2014-05-04 05:25:57 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-05-04 04:12:35 PM  
1 vote:

tigerose: Just trying not to get too jittery.


Relax..  You'll do just fine..  :)

img.fark.net
2014-05-04 03:33:31 PM  
1 vote:
i236.photobucket.com
2014-05-04 02:49:38 PM  
1 vote:

gremlin1: Jack has hiccups. Have you ever tried to get your dog to breath into a paper bag. I think the surprise is going to be enough to get him to quit.

[grmmmie.smugmug.com image 400x225]


have you checked your licker cabinet?
2014-05-04 02:28:38 PM  
1 vote:
Jack has hiccups. Have you ever tried to get your dog to breath into a paper bag. I think the surprise is going to be enough to get him to quit.

grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-05-04 02:21:49 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-05-04 02:20:38 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
Well, I got my pasta salad made. Jeez! I bought a box of tissues on Friday, and it's half gone already!  I am so tired of this!! I was going to try and mow the back yard, but I think it will have to wait until maybe tomorrow.
2014-05-04 12:14:07 PM  
1 vote:
So..

Spent yesterday..in part..figgerin' out stuffs..  Started double-dose mood meds last nite..decided how to synch them up with the pain pills..  Just took 2nd double-dose and regular pain dose..  Noon..Midnight..  That be my sched.. (held off on the pain-pills fer six hours, to line the dosages up..)   Werks fer home, werks fer work..  Honestly wonderin' what sort'a change I'll see..or not..double-downing on the mood-meds, starting not much more than 12 hours ago..  Is a whole new world..  Disney..?  Aladdin..?  Sounds about right..  :P

Here's a cat..  :D

(..not mine..)

img.fark.net
2014-05-04 12:09:49 PM  
1 vote:
i236.photobucket.com
2014-05-04 12:03:29 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
your kitteh and Lily are similar......but Lily doesn't drool. :D
2014-05-04 11:48:20 AM  
1 vote:

quantum_jellyroll: ArmednHammered:
Hmmm... FARK won't let me post pictures, some sort of XSS attempt warning, must investigate further. ;-(

That's what happened to me last week or so, remember?
It's a NoScript thing (at least that what it was for me)
I got the word from the NoScript folks to add a line to the NoScript XSS tab under Options.
I can't post it verbatim because Fark boogers it up....

You can read the conversation here and get the solution..


Thank you! Lets give it a try with some artichokes for RWDA:

img.fark.net
See that one in back on the left? That's Bob. I told him to keep his head down but he just wouldn't listen. The pickers got him two days later.
2014-05-04 11:10:43 AM  
1 vote:

lilyspad: syzygy whizz: My 'middle kids' - (Wimsey and D'Artagnan) are due for their 3 year rabies boosters.

Aren't they the two who had to go to the vet not too long ago for cuts?  My memory sucks.


Thanks for asking...D'Artagnan had to go to the vet, but Wimsey manages to stay out of trouble for the most part.
Don't know whether it's his temperament...or his short-but-incredibly-dense coat.
I'll take it and call it a win.

I just found a bunch of extra scritches (musta gotten them on sale a while back then forgot all about them)...
could you give them to Lily from me and the clowder?
2014-05-04 11:10:41 AM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-05-04 10:31:47 AM  
1 vote:
i236.photobucket.com
2014-05-04 10:13:05 AM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
I have too much to do....must try to get caught up a bit today.
2014-05-04 10:10:03 AM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
Morning! I wasn't quite as congested last night, so I actually slept a bit. I might just survive this crap!
2014-05-04 09:32:16 AM  
1 vote:
i.chzbgr.com
2014-05-04 09:25:36 AM  
1 vote:
27.media.tumblr.com
2014-05-04 09:20:04 AM  
1 vote:
images.sodahead.com
2014-05-04 09:19:00 AM  
1 vote:
1.bp.blogspot.com
2014-05-04 09:16:11 AM  
1 vote:
i.chzbgr.com
2014-05-04 09:07:05 AM  
1 vote:
i.chzbgr.com
2014-05-04 05:43:26 AM  
1 vote:

spinach gunk: lajimi: [i236.photobucket.com image 409x500]

Bwainfweeeze!

[img.fark.net image 541x741]

How is you and teh Princess doing this week btw?


The Princess is being her darling self, she's good at it.

i236.photobucket.com
2014-05-03 11:47:43 PM  
1 vote:
i445.photobucket.com

i445.photobucket.com

The kitties got new collars in honor of Star Wars day tomorrow.
2014-05-03 11:20:02 PM  
1 vote:
Good evening Caturday, Kinda glad I was asleep all day, missed all the snow coming down (even if it is still coming down out there).  Called mum for her birthday, and now to wish Hector the happy birfday too.

Got to check up on B the 8 legged, she was sitting on top of her foam log house adding more webs.  Even for her it was housework today.

Hope all are feeling better or still good, and hope tonight goes nice and quietly (after the hockey game is over)

And a cat:

img.fark.net
2014-05-03 10:52:04 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-05-03 10:00:31 PM  
1 vote:
i236.photobucket.com
2014-05-03 09:13:24 PM  
1 vote:

OlderGuy: tigerose: lilyspad: tigerose: .do you know a couple of Vicks??

Haha! No. But you can still adopt me...... :D

We would need a joint savings account for bail money...

I think there are groups out there who would pay you for filming your.. uh  activities....  and then we could watch !


I dunno if you are old enough....:)
2014-05-03 08:54:02 PM  
1 vote:
i236.photobucket.com
2014-05-03 08:41:08 PM  
1 vote:

Series of pix of "cute baby animals" on main pg later'n us.  Took too long getting here, link died en route.
Absence since last time caused by 2 recycle runs: plastic mostly H2O bottles to Kuliga Park (SW in Delhi Twp, "Garden Spot of OH" say their community-border signs) & cardboard, paper & aluminium tins (squashed, they & plastic bottles all from HarmonyLodge) to Monfort Hts Elem who get $$ therefrom.
Just realised, this is 1st yr in almost forever that we haven't watched the Derby!  Didna get home from recycle run in time to hear, so don't even know who won. Why did I think there was a Sport location here?

i.imgur.com

So my friend received a 5lb gummi bear as a gift. Naturally, this is what he did with it...subbed by JaxenGrey 10 hrs ago.
754 reddit comments, best mile long by person who ate whole thing in course of few days, with uncomfortable results.
258 imgur comments, top: LadyHaywire: Personally, I would have chopped his head off, scooped out the middle and then stuffed it with mini gummi bears but this is cool too.
2014-05-03 08:15:12 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
I, for one, would like to see some pics of a pudgy Biscuit! :D
2014-05-03 08:13:20 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-05-03 08:11:16 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
I would go for that, if I could actually sleep! I'm running on "zombie mode" right now. Gonna finish this beer, eat, and go to bed. Yeah, I know it's only 5 here....but if I can get in even 4 hours straight, I'm all for it.
2014-05-03 08:01:54 PM  
1 vote:

lilyspad: Snuffybud: 6:24 according to my newspaper

I think they should throw everyone for a loop, and run in the opposite direction! Now THAT would be entertaining!! :D


My little Mountain is a great grandson of Seattle Slew, he was raced a long time and took home a lot of money for his owners. He was given to me as a companion to Castle as they will not adopt a horse to home without another horse for company. They told me he had a back injury and could never be ridden, we found he had (and still has) a nasty fungus infection in the bottom of his feet. We have it almost cleared up and find that he has nothing wrong with his back at all, he just didn't want to move with his sore feet.
I have ridden him a few times and discovered that he has never been trained as a riding horse. He only knows, go, stop, and turn left! I can pull him around to turn right but if we are in the ring working and he is going clockwise, he will suddenly stop and try to go the other way. Too funny to see his face, what is this madness, he says.
img.fark.net
The little stinker has learned to get in the garage/shop/feed room and knock over the empty feed bins.
img.fark.net
I stacked all kinds of stuff in the doorway to keep him out once I discovered why the feed cans were tipped over. The pile of road apples behind the table saw was a dead giveaway.
img.fark.net
I had one tiny opening because I was going in and out getting tools and equipment to work in the yard. I did not think a horse could get through this. Castle would never even try because he is not comfortable in tight spaces.
img.fark.netThe "who me?" look I got when I surprised him in the garage, he backed up over the air hose, past the chainsaw gas, and out the little opening without knocking stuff over or getting tangled. Castle was waiting for him outside the door.

/I know I need to straighten out the shop but I only have split days off and too much to do on those days
//Thought that no sane horse would even try to get in there.
/// Mountain is very clever and not afraid to get into small spaces.
//// wonder how much trouble he got into when he was at the track, he knows lots of funny little tricks that people have taught him over the years. He will sneak a sip of coffee if he can, he loves peppermints and Guinness stout.
2014-05-03 08:01:35 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-05-03 06:36:10 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-05-03 06:30:30 PM  
1 vote:

tigerose: lilyspad: tigerose: .do you know a couple of Vicks??

Haha! No. But you can still adopt me...... :D

We would need a joint savings account for bail money...


Hahahaha....true!
2014-05-03 06:20:13 PM  
1 vote:

lilyspad: tigerose: .do you know a couple of Vicks??

Haha! No. But you can still adopt me...... :D


We would need a joint savings account for bail money...
2014-05-03 06:17:26 PM  
1 vote:

Snuffybud: 6:24 according to my newspaper


I think they should throw everyone for a loop, and run in the opposite direction! Now THAT would be entertaining!! :D
2014-05-03 06:15:31 PM  
1 vote:

tigerose: .do you know a couple of Vicks??


Haha! No. But you can still adopt me...... :D
2014-05-03 05:55:26 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-05-03 05:48:26 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-05-03 05:47:57 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-05-03 05:44:58 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-05-03 05:41:10 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
QJ, I hope you are having fun terrorizing the nurses! (seriously, though....hope you're doing okay!)
2014-05-03 05:39:30 PM  
1 vote:

lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 500x254]
Hai Gremlin!!!


img.fark.net

I guess between NASCAR and the Derby it's pretty quiet around here today.
I hope you're feeling better.
2014-05-03 05:37:48 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
Hai Tigerose!
2014-05-03 05:23:21 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-05-03 05:15:08 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-05-03 04:58:33 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-05-03 04:44:31 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-05-03 04:43:52 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-05-03 04:42:36 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-05-03 04:39:58 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net

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2014-05-03 04:38:04 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-05-03 04:27:33 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-05-03 04:26:54 PM  
1 vote:
This one's just for you, lily...

img.fark.net
2014-05-03 04:20:07 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-05-03 04:19:18 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-05-03 04:17:55 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net

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2014-05-03 04:07:16 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-05-03 04:03:41 PM  
1 vote:
Finally reached temp end of thread.  Better get to posting before A) library closes and kicks me out and, 2) big rumbling thunderstorm arrives.  HERE WE GO...

img.fark.net
2014-05-03 03:37:19 PM  
1 vote:
And, if all goes according to plan..  My desired Endgame..

img.fark.net
2014-05-03 03:28:45 PM  
1 vote:

spinach gunk: Anyone for sandwiches?

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Dont forget the 'cat'demints...
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img.fark.net
2014-05-03 03:21:22 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com  i.imgur.com
At ft of Lucky Seeming Pg7:
Pic 1, same medal for Pig Walk as last yr. Ribbon printed differently.
Pic 2, for Hector, saved 3-8-13 when spinach gunk fetched it for someone or somecat other's Natal Anniv, Gotcha Day or similar.
Pig Walk not as enjoyable this yr as last, 99.4% own fault. Ignored or misread directions, began from wrong location so no rendezvous  with chorus mates until all finnished. Walk T appears to be brown this time; won't get one as pick-up directions next to absent for early collectors of numbered bibs.
Chorusmate didn't get bib yesterday but today just prior to start, given Walk T to wear.
Purrsonal time was 1:02:06 from initial start.  Chorus mate who got us into this managed :54.  Had rendezvous  been possible,. I couldn't've kept up.
Coulda picked up cue as Plumbicon's chorus mates all got theirs ahead of time.
i.imgur.comThis has Pigcasso on front; brown Walk Ts didn't appear to. At least these'll be loud enough at 5:30AM reporting time.
Pl's concerned tho that sound trailer might not be allowed in; he didn't think of this til last eve, already too late to seek clearance.  Org said backpacks wouldna be allowed this yr, but I saw some little ones worn.  Also saw at last 4 goggies walking 5k w their masters/ mistresses; one bitty Yorkie needed run to keep up, but also bitty enough to be carried from time to time.
2014-05-03 02:48:32 PM  
1 vote:
..and, now..my second target afore sleep..  (NOTE:  I have no dog (horse) in this hunt..  I just want to see a brand new Triple-Crown winner..  Top Horse t'day has my backing..  This is the first step on the path..bring on the Game..!!!)

img.fark.net
2014-05-03 02:21:13 PM  
1 vote:

lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 480x640]


img.fark.net
2014-05-03 01:12:52 PM  
1 vote:
It's a quiet Caturday afternoon. Everyone doing yahd wuk?
2014-05-03 11:28:39 AM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
I might have to go lay down for a bit....
2014-05-03 11:19:05 AM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-05-03 10:25:25 AM  
1 vote:
Now I just have to work on the resizing....
img.fark.net
2014-05-03 10:23:55 AM  
1 vote:
I finally figured out how to caption some fun pics of Poster...
img.fark.net
2014-05-03 09:56:22 AM  
1 vote:
i236.photobucket.com
2014-05-03 09:13:03 AM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-05-03 09:05:29 AM  
1 vote:

Squilax: And additionally, while we (were) discussing weird cat behavior, I wonder if anyone else's cats reach out gently to pet the human-face? Lazerface (aka "Minicat" - she never grew past 5month old size) will gently, slowly, reach out her front paws and very softly pet my face. Darndest thing... Mr. Squilax insists she's petting us because we pet her lil face but I think there *must* be a nefarious purpose behind it...


She's searching for strategic biological weaknesses in order to kill you with least resistance.
2014-05-03 08:21:21 AM  
1 vote:
img.opposingviews.com
2014-05-03 05:18:10 AM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-05-02 10:24:05 PM  
1 vote:

lajimi: [i236.photobucket.com image 409x500]


Bwainfweeeze!

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How is you and teh Princess doing this week btw?
2014-05-02 10:02:48 PM  
1 vote:

spinach gunk: Either way he's still consuming a respectable amount and seems quite contented otherwise so we'll just roll with that.


Great to hear he's holding his own. :o)
www.smugmug.com
/Just like us...good days and bad days, but with more treats.
2014-05-02 10:01:27 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-05-02 09:53:47 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-05-02 09:44:36 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-05-02 09:41:57 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-05-02 09:32:34 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
I'm fading fast, guize. I'm going to go heat up some leftovers, and go to bed. Thanks for all the LOL's! :D
2014-05-02 09:31:41 PM  
1 vote:
Help! everyone, talk me out of getting another cat.
I admit I have a calico addiction.
I have more than I can afford right now.
Li-Ion is a psycho around Cassie, another female is not a good idea.
Will Cassie take to a very young lady?
I may have already named her and I haven't even met her yet.
It's not a good idea, It's not a good idea, It's not a good idea.


Have to got o bed now, I will check back in the morning.
2014-05-02 09:28:23 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-05-02 09:28:00 PM  
1 vote:
img.fark.net
2014-05-02 09:13:31 PM  
1 vote:
www.smugmug.com
2014-05-02 08:58:57 PM  
1 vote:

tigerose: yee haw, the buns are still in the wrapper, and the hotdogs are waiting to get themselves in hot water. :)


Hahahaha!!!  OMG, that is one of the funniest things you have EVER said!!!  I've got tears!  Jeezus...you made my face hurt!  :D  And no typos.....
2014-05-02 08:42:30 PM  
1 vote:

quantum_jellyroll: I'm now officially admitted and tagged, x-rayed, and in a gown with my drawers showing out the back.


What you should REALLY do, is get buck-nekkid, and put the gown on backwards!!
2014-05-02 08:35:01 PM  
1 vote:
Private QJ checking in!
I'm not officially admitted and tagged, x-rayed, and in a gown with my drawers showing out the back.
Gosh, this is invigorating!
(said nobody in a hospital gown)
2014-05-02 08:29:51 PM  
1 vote:

quantum_jellyroll: Well, it's late and I have a busy day tomorrow.
I need to shut everything down and pack it up to take with me.
Busy! Busy! Busy!


Fingers crossed....
yobbery.smugmug.com
2014-05-02 08:13:09 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-05-02 08:11:36 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-05-02 08:02:40 PM  
1 vote:
i236.photobucket.com
2014-05-02 07:33:22 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-05-02 07:06:02 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-05-02 06:59:17 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
Well, prolly not that many. I have noticed, however, that beer is the only thing that dulls the pain at the back of my soft palate that makes it painful to swallow, so I got that goin' for me. :D
2014-05-02 06:45:14 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-05-02 06:43:30 PM  
1 vote:

Linux_Yes: catribs are awesome!   catribs and cold beer.


Kind of small, though. Too hard to nibble dem. :D
2014-05-02 06:35:16 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-05-02 06:32:40 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-05-02 05:17:37 PM  
1 vote:

Diocletian's Last Cabbage: or burning up on rearentry).


That sounds like it could be painful!!  *I hope it's a small apple*  :D
2014-05-02 04:00:17 PM  
1 vote:

ProcrastinationStation: Well heeeeelllloooo Caturday!
Been up since 4:45am (BAH!).  Had to drive the mister to the train station so he could set out for his business trip.....  Suppose a 10 min drive to train station beats an hour drive to Boston/airport....

Buster's been keeping his eye out for Caturday...
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Happy Caturday, buster!

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2014-05-02 03:46:17 PM  
1 vote:

Spiralmonkey: quantum_jellyroll: Wall of text


Be careful in hospital, you never know what might be lurking in the men's room.


[img.fark.net image 540x731] (nearly shat myself)


i1134.photobucket.com

And just because I "can" (get it, can? lololol!)...

img.fark.net
2014-05-02 02:32:34 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-05-02 02:31:20 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-05-02 02:30:28 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-05-02 02:24:38 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-05-02 09:34:02 AM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
credit lajimi 6-21-13.  Doubt  that's him de-pictured.
Got last mtrl for Belles NL 11P EDT yesterday, now just paste, paginate & print when get some toner. Also send out entire PDF cuz I can -- sadly ~25 recipients of hard copies'll miss  Scouts event,  starts today & runs til Sun.  Not my  fault they haven't e-mail! Best git crackin on  alla that --
& best Caturday luck to q_j who can sure use it!  Pillow suggestion's quite  good idea.
2014-05-02 08:37:50 AM  
1 vote:

lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 550x412]
Morning! Still trying to decide if I should go in today. I have lots to do at work, but don't want to spread whatever this is to anyone else. UGH.


Stay home and take care of yourself. It won't do you any good to wear yourself out and making it worse.
You could try this old fashioned cure all.
grmmmie.smugmug.com
2014-05-02 07:42:08 AM  
1 vote:
Josie and the Pussycat(s)?
3.bp.blogspot.com
2014-05-02 07:12:53 AM  
1 vote:
Good Meowning! thank you q_j for the update. Sending prayers! I would almost suggest you bring a bottle of foaming hand soap. For your nurses. Smells nice, and won't dry the skin? They will be eager to use it. :)

Need to go shower and start getting into my outfit. Shoes go on first!
2014-05-01 11:28:08 PM  
1 vote:
reneau.smugmug.com
2014-05-01 10:31:42 PM  
1 vote:
Wall of text alert

I had another appointment at the cardiologist today.
I had to stop for a blood test before going to the appointment.
It turned into a roller coaster ride and I just about have whiplash from all the twists and turns.
This is gonna be one of those TMI things, so you may want to skip to the next Weeners...
I got out without any further braids.
I was told that since we weren't having any luck with all the diuretics, they were going to admit me to the hospital.
"OK, you're the doctor..."
She went off to get stuff arranged and left me sitting in the exam room.

I sent a text to several friends to let them know.
I also called the neighbor across the street to let her know she was going to need to feed Mr. Kitty.
Shortly after I got all that handled, she came back in and told me there was a change of plans.
They wanted to do another 80mg IV diuretic, bump my diuretic pills and see me again Monday.
"OK, you're the doctor..."
I sent out another text saying there was a change of plans and that they were going to be letting me go home after all.
I called the neighbor across the street back to let her know she wouldn't need to feed Mr. Kitty after all.

A gal came in and inserted an IV, set out the paraphernalia and the bottle of piss-juice and said a nurse would be right with me.
A few minutes later, she came back with a second, much bigger bottle of piss-juice.
A few minutes later, she came back and took the big bottle and came back with two medium bottles.
Then I waited.
And I waited.
And I waited some more.

Then my doctor came back in and told me there was another change of plans.
The results from the blood draw had come back in the interim and some of the numbers weren't good.
Those numbers indicated that my kidneys aren't performing up to snuff, and that the level of diuretics they were planning on giving me might not be so prudent. They needed to do some consulting amongst themselves and would probably be sending me to the hospital after all.
They told me to sit tight and wait a few more minutes.

About 40 minutes later, they came back and told me they had decided to go ahead and do the IV piss-juice.
They also bumped the diuretic pills I was to take tonight.
They also doubled my potassium supplement.
They also wanted me to come back Friday instead of Monday as well as have another blood draw.
Oh! And while they were at it, they decided that I needed to have my pacemaker removed and replaced with model that also has a defibrillator. (I don't know it will have wi-fi or accept K-cups).

tl:dr version...

I go in Friday.
I figure they'll throw me in the hospital and try to get as much water off of me as possible over the weekend.
Then Monday (assuming they get enough fluid off), they'll slice me and do the pacemaker switch.

If they're as smart as they should be, they should sell me to the gypsies and call it a successful day.

Sorry for the wall of text, but I just wanted to pass the word along.
Wish me luck.

And a critter..

reneau.smugmug.com
2014-05-01 10:15:57 PM  
1 vote:

tigerose: Real Women Drink Akvavit: tigerose: Tomorrow I'm doing a living history presentation for a first grade class. One of my props is jar of rubber leeches...:) Civil war nurse..I do some music too..should be fun..the best news yet is that I fit in my smaller chemise!

Oh, congrats! Were you trying to lose weight? I am so bad at the losing weight thing. I lost some weight, then gained some back. Then I lost another weight or some and gained some of that back. So I'm still down some pounds, but not like a normal person who is supposed to be losing weight would be. But that's ok! I'm gonna die some day anyway and then I truly will no longer give a crap, because then the weight will come off naturally. It really does all work out in the end!

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yes I have been working on it..for about a year now..very slow. Less snacks, unless they are veggies/fruit..carrots with hummus is n awesome snack..drinking ice cold water..lots..one srving, as often as possible etc. I have not stepped on the scale, but my clothes are not fitting the way they were. :)


I hear that's how you're supposed to do it! Unfortunately, I see the doctor every month at least and they weigh me there. Bah! Oh, well. I always manage to drown my sorrows in a non-fat, sugar free iced mocha with an extra shot of espresso and NO WHIP on my way home. Before it used to be just "mocha", so I'm getting better. A wee bit. In tiny bursts. lol!

ts4.mm.bing.net
2014-05-01 10:09:19 PM  
1 vote:

lilyspad: Real Women Drink Akvavit: I'm gonna die some day anyway

But we don't want it to be anytime soon, dear!!! :D


Well, I guess instead of staring at the refrigerator I should look within for these magical things called "nutrients", huh? Cuz I have had nothing today but a tiny bag of Funyuns and a very fancy spiced dark chocolate bar. (and coffee, but that's a given for me)

OlderGuy: Real Women Drink Akvavit: OlderGuy: TGIC !    Hey folks.. it actually stopped raining here.. yesterday afternoon the weather goddess had mercy on us and split east and west.. they got pounded, we got some sun.... water table seems to be 3" under the ground...

Lucky you! Not so lucky us who really, really, really need some rain. It's in the 90's here and we're in a drought. :'-(

Remind me how upset I was about the drought when winter rolls around and I'm sitting on my roof watching the neighborhood wash away. El Nino is here this year and I'm on a flood plain. :-/

Have you had localized flooding out that way this year? I've heard when the water table is so shallow like that, it can be hell on things like, oh, the foundation to your house when it rains, even if it's not too terribly much. That would be really sucky right there.

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Everything around here is a sponge... apparently most of the neighborhood used to be a swamp.. the side street by my house was a short dead end .. my house and the one across the street face the former dead end street, but our addresses are for the main street intersecting.. everything downhill from me is flat and slow to drain.. I have an underground creek under my back yard, which keeps my grass green the entire summer, while everybody else has brown crunchy lawns..  the daycare two doors down brings the kids to my yard to play, which is ok.. and no dogs, so no land mines to navigate.... Fred does his thing in the mulch around back, so no problems there...   I have a full basement, and the sump pump runs a lot.. even have a backup pump installed for real heavy rains....  no foundation issues yet....


An underground creek? Does it actually come above ground at some point further away? That would be kinda cool!

I also totally just pictured you as the neighborhood water baron in case of drought.

i.chzbgr.com
2014-05-01 09:35:45 PM  
1 vote:

reigning.cats.and.dogs: 80% of my zoo...  Mollie was likely hiding from the scary, slobbering beasties...

[fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net image 850x637]  *again - pic sizing...  it's big, I know...  sorry...



No reason to be sorry! In case you forgot, a lot of us are over 40 & we need bigger pictures!

Yay! Caturday!
2014-05-01 09:21:02 PM  
1 vote:

lilyspad: yobbery: CATURDAY!!!
[www.smugmug.com image 200x133]
/Yes,I know I owe a few email replies and phone calls and I promise to get to them this weekend. Life right now is out of completely out of control.

Hope it's all okay!  :D


www.smugmug.com
2014-05-01 09:10:54 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-05-01 09:06:49 PM  
1 vote:
CATURDAY!!!
www.smugmug.com
/Yes,I know I owe a few email replies and phone calls and I promise to get to them this weekend. Life right now is out of completely out of control.
2014-05-01 08:57:52 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2014-05-01 08:56:08 PM  
1 vote:

tigerose: Tomorrow I'm doing a living history presentation for a first grade class. One of my props is jar of rubber leeches...:) Civil war nurse..I do some music too..should be fun..the best news yet is that I fit in my smaller chemise!


Oh, congrats! Were you trying to lose weight? I am so bad at the losing weight thing. I lost some weight, then gained some back. Then I lost another weight or some and gained some of that back. So I'm still down some pounds, but not like a normal person who is supposed to be losing weight would be. But that's ok! I'm gonna die some day anyway and then I truly will no longer give a crap, because then the weight will come off naturally. It really does all work out in the end!

whyevolutionistrue.files.wordpress.com
2014-05-01 08:52:01 PM  
1 vote:

reigning.cats.and.dogs: lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 497x600]

I wanna be a Koala!!!


The skwerl may be the Fark mascot, but I'm pretty sure the koala is the spirit animal.
2014-05-01 08:51:58 PM  
1 vote:
Tomorrow I'm doing a living history presentation for a first grade class. One of my props is jar of rubber leeches...:) Civil war nurse..I do some music too..should be fun..the best news yet is that I fit in my smaller chemise!
2014-05-01 08:48:26 PM  
1 vote:
i.chzbgr.com
2014-05-01 08:34:36 PM  
1 vote:

lilyspad: [i.imgur.com image 500x320]
Yea...I'm sick again. DAMBIT!!! I've got too much to do at work. Came home early today...hopefully will feel better tomorrow. Happy Caturday!!


You got really bad allergies or are you other sickly? They both suck, but dang, you need a break from whatever it is.

presumptuousinsect.files.wordpress.com
2014-05-01 08:02:39 PM  
1 vote:
oi56.tinypic.com
 
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