caddisfly: We need a Fark filter for "Imma". Also, stolen beer tastes better.
LazyMedia: That should be spelled I'ma, subby. Imma would be pronounced like Emma, and the second m makes no sense whatsoever.
Gonz: LazyMedia: That should be spelled I'ma, subby. Imma would be pronounced like Emma, and the second m makes no sense whatsoever.Personally, when I use it- and I do, frequently, in texts with my wife- I prefer I'mma. That's how it's saved in my phone dictionary, so I can Swype it.
Zombies ate my neighbors: False imprisonment seems a bit of an overcharge if the dude didn't even realize other people where in there.
cgraves67: This guy sounds like a human seagull.
germ78: "Imma gonna" makes no sense since Imma is a contraction of "I'm gonna" or "I'm finna".
mark12A: "..................Antelope Road, 1/32 mile." Whoa. Very old school./"and over here you got your FM"//More Science High alum
buckler: Or even this.
MBooda: buckler: Or even this.FS's prescience never ceases to amaze me. Dash-mounted GPSr voice, at least a quarter of a century before it actually happened./combined with zeno's paradox
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