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(TMZ)   Porn stars call for boycott of Samuel L. Jackson movies after he joked that Captain America should learn about RedTube   (tmz.com ) divider line
    More: Silly, Samuel L Jackson, Captain America, RedTube, Tanya Tate, Nick Fury, adult movies  
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2014-05-01 04:44:19 PM  
9 votes:
YES HE DESERVES SOME PORN, AND I HOPE HE WANKS IN HELL
2014-05-01 05:00:46 PM  
5 votes:
i1282.photobucket.com
2014-05-01 06:21:47 PM  
4 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: therecksays: Farker Soze: And, they add, "Superheroes don't steal porn."

Right, and I'm sure Vivid or whoever paid DC licensing fees to create titles like Batman XXX a Porn Parody and such.

Wasn't that Buttman? Or, em, whatever you guys were talking about I don't know.

Nope, there's been a whole series of "Not ___________: A Porn Parody" films, or just plain stuff like "Avengers: XXX Parody" films, using the actual names and likenesses of comic book characters.

Here's Chyna as She Hulk from both She Hulk XXX: A Porn Parody and The Avengers XXX: A Porn Parody

[iv1.lisimg.com image 411x600]

And yes, someone was paid to paint the clenis green so it resembled a stalk of broccoli.


4.bp.blogspot.com
2014-05-01 05:33:47 PM  
4 votes:

Zombie DJ: I have my eye on you.


upload.wikimedia.org
2014-05-01 05:47:23 PM  
3 votes:

therecksays: Farker Soze: And, they add, "Superheroes don't steal porn."

Right, and I'm sure Vivid or whoever paid DC licensing fees to create titles like Batman XXX a Porn Parody and such.

Wasn't that Buttman? Or, em, whatever you guys were talking about I don't know.


Nope, there's been a whole series of "Not ___________: A Porn Parody" films, or just plain stuff like "Avengers: XXX Parody" films, using the actual names and likenesses of comic book characters.

Here's Chyna as She Hulk from both She Hulk XXX: A Porn Parody and The Avengers XXX: A Porn Parody

iv1.lisimg.com

And yes, someone was paid to paint the clenis green so it resembled a stalk of broccoli.
2014-05-01 05:25:58 PM  
3 votes:
I like Redtube, the picture quality is really quite good. You can see each tear rolling down the cheeks of the girl as she's got Mandingo prodding her esophagus.
2014-05-01 04:45:24 PM  
3 votes:

Gaddiel: FriarReb98: Nothing against their bodies of work, but in general if you're in porn it's because you have a bit of a lack of sound judgement going on.  Or daddy issues, either way, I'm good with the results.

Or have a goody body, no sexual hang ups and could use some cash.


Yeah! Being in porn is liberating and empowering! And they could stop doing heroin whenever they want!
2014-05-01 03:53:45 PM  
3 votes:

dittybopper: Sybarite: Porn stars; you may be able to piss on them, but don't piss them off.

What about pissing in them?


I would assume it's rude NOT to.
2014-05-01 05:42:28 PM  
2 votes:
Didn't he star in Shaft?
2014-05-01 05:38:35 PM  
2 votes:
Jeez, chill out porn starts. Hey,what's up their butt anyway?
2014-05-01 05:23:17 PM  
2 votes:

Crewmannumber6: I usually only need 2 minutes of porn at a time.


Woah....we got us a superman here....
2014-05-01 05:20:56 PM  
2 votes:
By the time the intro credits are done I'm done.
2014-05-01 05:03:41 PM  
2 votes:
Mentat:

So THAT'S how he put that eye out!
2014-05-01 04:47:27 PM  
2 votes:

JohnBigBootay: Tr0mBoNe: Rev. Skarekroe: Don't porn studios put short clips of their own stuff on those streaming sites to convince people to buy the whole film?

Yep. They're right below the full length versions that blessed souls upload soon after.

Here's what I am wondering... why do they even make full-length porn movies?


http://www.allvoices.com/people/Kevin_Nealon/video/62965860-kevin-ne al on---porn-review

interested, interested, more interested, very interested...and then I suddenly lost interest.
2014-05-01 04:43:04 PM  
2 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com
2014-05-01 04:41:20 PM  
2 votes:

Tr0mBoNe: Rev. Skarekroe: Don't porn studios put short clips of their own stuff on those streaming sites to convince people to buy the whole film?

Yep. They're right below the full length versions that blessed souls upload soon after.


Here's what I am wondering... why do they even make full-length porn movies?
2014-05-02 09:15:05 AM  
1 vote:

I_Am_Weasel: So this "redtube" is that a .com or a .net?


.gov

THANKS OBAMA
2014-05-01 11:55:28 PM  
1 vote:

Mentat: [i1282.photobucket.com image 700x417]


You'll shoot your eye out?
Skr
2014-05-01 09:19:43 PM  
1 vote:

Diogenes: I'm not familiar with what a "boycott" is and Urban Dictionary is blocked at work.  Can someone explain what that is?


Pretty much what it sounds like. A girl lays her boytoy face down on a bed and then pegs him. She obviously likes Mr. Jackson a lot.
2014-05-01 08:59:17 PM  
1 vote:

Gone to Plaid: talkertopc: I've been very hesitant about visiting porn sites in the last few years(since I switched from Linux to Windows for work, and also after cleaning computer malware that people got by visiting porn sites. These days I only visit a couple of picture sites that never even caused my anti malware to burp.

So what do people think of the safety of the sites mentioned in this thread so far:

Redtube
Xhamster
Porntube
theHun
NudeVista
Xvideos

I use noscript to prevent malware by advertisement.

My regulars are:

Tube8
Redtube
Pornhub
Youporn
Eskimotube

I always use firefox with adblock and I've never had issues with pop-ups, autoscripts or McAfee malicious website warnings.


I'm afraid to ask what they're doing with their noses.
2014-05-01 08:08:47 PM  
1 vote:

Crewmannumber6: I usually only need 2 minutes of porn at a time.


2 minutes geez you must really like the acting
2014-05-01 07:12:52 PM  
1 vote:

FirstNationalBastard: therecksays: Farker Soze: 
Here's Chyna as She Hulk from both She Hulk XXX: A Porn Parody and The Avengers XXX: A Porn Parody

[iv1.lisimg.com image 411x600]

And yes, someone was paid to paint the clenis green so it resembled a stalk of broccoli.



I saw that and remember thinking:  She has the weirdest boner right now.
2014-05-01 06:30:08 PM  
1 vote:

DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: Redtube? Shiat. Xhamster/Porntube the safe way to go.

/theHun is still around, after 15+ years.


Ahh TheHun,15+ years of my father forgetting to close his browser window...
2014-05-01 06:21:12 PM  
1 vote:

havocmike: Attention women who take dick on camera for money :

there is zero difference amongst you, regardless of which website you appear on.

thanks.


There's some that stand out, but fewer and fewer. We're not likely to see another Stoya or Kayden Kross anytime soon. The money's just not there anymore, and the performers are expected to do a whole hell of a lot more than they used to, right from the start. So if a girl is hot enough for mainstream modelling, she should go that route, or go to college and get a regular job. Because the girl taking two cocks in every whole while a few more guys pee on her is making about as much as someone working the cash register at CostCo.
2014-05-01 06:12:37 PM  
1 vote:

Crotchrocket Slim: Crudbucket: Gaddiel: FriarReb98: Nothing against their bodies of work, but in general if you're in porn it's because you have a bit of a lack of sound judgement going on.  Or daddy issues, either way, I'm good with the results.

Or have a goody body, no sexual hang ups and could use some cash.

Yeah! Being in porn is liberating and empowering! And they could stop doing heroin whenever they want!

Now that's an unfair characterization, a lot of starlets are into pot instead. And maybe coke too.


And fake ecstasy.
2014-05-01 05:54:07 PM  
1 vote:
Wait wait wait. You mean there is pornography on the internet!??!?!? When did this happen? I must investigate when I get home.
2014-05-01 05:44:11 PM  
1 vote:

EbolaNYC: Jeez, chill out porn starts. Hey,what's up their butt anyway?


Did you mean to write porn tarts?
2014-05-01 05:33:54 PM  
1 vote:
I'm not familiar with what a "boycott" is and Urban Dictionary is blocked at work.  Can someone explain what that is?
2014-05-01 05:28:07 PM  
1 vote:

Uzzah: Adult actress Catalina Cruz is demanding a boycott of Jackson's films ... saying Hollywood vehemently opposes piracy of mainstream movies ... but somehow thinks it's okay for people to steal a 5-minute porn clip.

XXX actress Tanya Tate says piracy impacts her directly ... because she produces her own web content. "I would gladly send a catalog of adult movies I have directed to Mr. Jackson if he would be so kind as to recant the comment."

I'm disappointed that neither of them came up with the "We like getting screwed, but we don't want to get screwed!" soundbite.


And yet the stupid whore wants to send him her entire catalog FOR FREE....solid business plan there, Tits McGee....
2014-05-01 04:51:38 PM  
1 vote:
Adult actress Catalina Cruz is demanding a boycott of Jackson's films ... saying Hollywood vehemently opposes piracy of mainstream movies ... but somehow thinks it's okay for people to steal a 5-minute porn clip.

XXX actress Tanya Tate says piracy impacts her directly ... because she produces her own web content. "I would gladly send a catalog of adult movies I have directed to Mr. Jackson if he would be so kind as to recant the comment."


I'm disappointed that neither of them came up with the "We like getting screwed, but we don't want to get screwed!" soundbite.
2014-05-01 04:47:04 PM  
1 vote:

FriarReb98: Nothing against their bodies of work, but in general if you're in porn it's because you have a bit of a lack of sound judgement going on.  Or daddy issues, either way, I'm good with the results.


Yes, because no one would voluntarily go into that business.  Hell, it's a crap job like McDonald's and Wal-Mart, and they should be paid accordingly (minimum wage, no bennies, have to rely on food stamps to make up the diff).
2014-05-01 04:46:34 PM  
1 vote:
And, they add, "Superheroes don't steal porn."

Right, and I'm sure Vivid or whoever paid DC licensing fees to create titles like Batman XXX a Porn Parody and such.
2014-05-01 04:43:59 PM  
1 vote:
I usually only need 2 minutes of porn at a time.
2014-05-01 04:18:57 PM  
1 vote:
So this "redtube" is that a .com or a .net?
2014-05-01 03:50:23 PM  
1 vote:

Tr0mBoNe: Rev. Skarekroe: Don't porn studios put short clips of their own stuff on those streaming sites to convince people to buy the whole film?

Yep. They're right below the full length versions that blessed souls upload soon after.



They *do* post 5-10 minute clips but the more proactive studios frequent the most used sites and make sure no one is posting the full length vids (or most likely have deals with the sites).  There's plenty of short clips but you can't find the full clip of the same vid anywhere - that's a reason.


....I mean, so I've heard.
2014-05-01 03:19:36 PM  
1 vote:

Rev. Skarekroe: Don't porn studios put short clips of their own stuff on those streaming sites to convince people to buy the whole film?


Yep. They're right below the full length versions that blessed souls upload soon after.
2014-05-01 03:00:12 PM  
1 vote:
Porn stars; you may be able to piss on them, but don't piss them off.
 
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