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(TMZ)   Porn stars call for boycott of Samuel L. Jackson movies after he joked that Captain America should learn about RedTube   (tmz.com ) divider line
    More: Silly, Samuel L Jackson, Captain America, RedTube, Tanya Tate, Nick Fury, adult movies  
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2014-05-01 11:55:28 PM  

Mentat: [i1282.photobucket.com image 700x417]


You'll shoot your eye out?
 
2014-05-02 12:31:40 AM  

Gone to Plaid: talkertopc: I've been very hesitant about visiting porn sites in the last few years(since I switched from Linux to Windows for work, and also after cleaning computer malware that people got by visiting porn sites. These days I only visit a couple of picture sites that never even caused my anti malware to burp.

So what do people think of the safety of the sites mentioned in this thread so far:

Redtube
Xhamster
Porntube
theHun
NudeVista
Xvideos

I use noscript to prevent malware by advertisement.

My regulars are:

Tube8
Redtube
Pornhub
Youporn
Eskimotube

I always use firefox with adblock and I've never had issues with pop-ups, autoscripts or McAfee malicious website warnings.


No love for youjizz?
 
2014-05-02 01:46:49 AM  

Brick-House: Here is a red tube taining aid, hope it helps.

[static7.depositphotos.com image 850x566]


Hotlinked and watermarked - appropriately enough for this thread.

/I think I saw a tit. Hard to tell, though - the channel's scrambled.
 
2014-05-02 02:03:35 AM  
Nudevista.com
largeporntube.com
megaskanks.com
motherless.com
epornium
 
2014-05-02 02:19:43 AM  

JohnBigBootay: Tr0mBoNe: Rev. Skarekroe: Don't porn studios put short clips of their own stuff on those streaming sites to convince people to buy the whole film?

Yep. They're right below the full length versions that blessed souls upload soon after.

Here's what I am wondering... why do they even make full-length porn movies?


I think it's a holdover from the days of VHS. Not much point heading out to the video store and going behind that curtain if you're going to come back with a 5 minute flick.

//which is probably a holdover from the porno theatres
//which is probably a holdover from burlesque
//which is probably a holdover from prostitutes charging by the hour
 
2014-05-02 02:41:11 AM  
FTFA: Jackson -- aka Nick Fury -- was at a news conference for the new Capt. America movie when he was asked to name one of the best pop culture achievements of the last 50 years.

Anyone in the press who asks this kind of question of an actor should be flayed alive. Unless you get an answer like this, who the fark could possibly care about Samuel L. Jackson's opinion on this subject - as if he's ever given the matter enough thought to give a good answer.

I would give good money to steel-boot in the taint whoever asked that question.

/feed dirty for clicking on TMZ because they're just as bad
 
2014-05-02 07:21:46 AM  

MagSeven: kroonermanblack: r1niceboy: I like Redtube, the picture quality is really quite good. You can see each tear rolling down the cheeks of the girl as she's got Mandingo prodding her esophagus.

Uh...you could just NOT watch rape porn (whether it's mouth/ass/vaginal/other)?

I mean, I tend to like porn where the woman at least gets to pretend like she's enjoying herself. The rape-simulation stuff, the abuse and domination and so on...just turns me off. So I don't watch it.

Why do you care what he's watching? Are you roommates?


I bolded my reason for commenting. Ya, it's kind of tongue in cheek from him, but you don't have to watch facial abuse stuff, and his comment seemed not 'I am sexually excited by crying girls' but more of the 'all women in porn are shamed, on drugs, abused, etc.'
 
2014-05-02 09:11:51 AM  

FriarReb98: theflatline: [www.neuroticmonkey.com image 850x566]

I look at that, then I look at the pics of Lexi Belle's Buffy film, and wonder why anyone would bother to be that cheap.


Seriously?  I know what I'm doing later...
 
2014-05-02 09:15:05 AM  

I_Am_Weasel: So this "redtube" is that a .com or a .net?


.gov

THANKS OBAMA
 
2014-05-02 11:07:32 AM  
I don't go for the porn movies when I visit sites like that. I look for the armature stuff or the fake pickup porn/casting couch videos. I do go for the dolled up women in most porn movies with the heavy makeup and long fingernails. I try to find videos of more natural looking women that appear as women I might meet in life.
 
2014-05-02 11:19:20 AM  
img3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-05-02 11:48:30 AM  
cliphunter
 
2014-05-02 12:08:38 PM  

Profedius: I don't go for the porn movies when I visit sites like that. I look for the armature stuff


upload.wikimedia.org

You're a sick f*cker.
 
2014-05-02 12:09:37 PM  

Profedius: I don't go for the porn movies when I visit sites like that. I look for the armature stuff or the fake pickup porn/casting couch videos. I do go for the dolled up women in most porn movies with the heavy makeup and long fingernails. I try to find videos of more natural looking women that appear as women I might meet in life.


Something something your mom?

/jk
 
2014-05-02 12:10:39 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Profedius: I don't go for the porn movies when I visit sites like that. I look for the armature stuff

[upload.wikimedia.org image 800x351]

You're a sick f*cker.


i478.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-02 01:27:19 PM  

robertus: YES HE DESERVES SOME PORN, AND I HOPE HE WANKS IN HELL


I just need to give this comment some love.
 
2014-05-02 02:13:14 PM  

Diogenes: I'm not familiar with what a "boycott" is and Urban Dictionary is blocked at work.  Can someone explain what that is?


This might help. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0039242/
 
2014-05-02 02:20:46 PM  

memtastic: [img3.wikia.nocookie.net image 360x270]


FELLATIO, MOTHERfarkER!!  DO YOU SUCK IT?
 
2014-05-02 02:24:02 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Profedius: I don't go for the porn movies when I visit sites like that. I look for the armature stuff

[upload.wikimedia.org image 800x351]

You're a sick f*cker.


I hate typos so much. lol
 
2014-05-02 02:31:14 PM  

Rev. Skarekroe: Don't porn studios put short clips of their own stuff on those streaming sites to convince people to buy the whole film?


It works, too.

But, complaining about piracy is just 'the thing to do' even if you are still making record profits.
 
2014-05-02 07:16:59 PM  

LectertheChef: The same company that owns Brazzers, Twistys, Digital Playground, Mofos and Mydirtyhobby also owns YouPorn, Pornhub, Xtube, Tube8 and Spankwire. They also manage all of Wicked Pictures' websites. It's a company called MindGeek, and they seem to be trying to own all the porn on the internet.


Tube8 is owned by penthouse. I know wikipedia says otherwise. Wikipedia is wrong.
 
2014-05-02 07:20:46 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Profedius: I don't go for the porn movies when I visit sites like that. I look for the armature stuff

[upload.wikimedia.org image 800x351]

You're a sick f*cker.


hey, some folks like their shock porn, watts wrong with him being attracted to it, I'm positive if we look at what gets you wound up we'd be able to spin it negative
 
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