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2014-05-01 05:44:11 PM  

EbolaNYC: Jeez, chill out porn starts. Hey,what's up their butt anyway?


Did you mean to write porn tarts?
 
2014-05-01 05:45:34 PM  
Attention women who take dick on camera for money :

there is zero difference amongst you, regardless of which website you appear on.

thanks.
 
2014-05-01 05:47:23 PM  

therecksays: Farker Soze: And, they add, "Superheroes don't steal porn."

Right, and I'm sure Vivid or whoever paid DC licensing fees to create titles like Batman XXX a Porn Parody and such.

Wasn't that Buttman? Or, em, whatever you guys were talking about I don't know.


Nope, there's been a whole series of "Not ___________: A Porn Parody" films, or just plain stuff like "Avengers: XXX Parody" films, using the actual names and likenesses of comic book characters.

Here's Chyna as She Hulk from both She Hulk XXX: A Porn Parody and The Avengers XXX: A Porn Parody

iv1.lisimg.com

And yes, someone was paid to paint the clenis green so it resembled a stalk of broccoli.
 
2014-05-01 05:53:57 PM  

gaslight: [www.be-something.com image 723x381]


Pay for porn? Really? That'll never catch on.


what point WAS she trying to make?
 
2014-05-01 05:54:07 PM  
Wait wait wait. You mean there is pornography on the internet!??!?!? When did this happen? I must investigate when I get home.
 
2014-05-01 05:54:27 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: therecksays: Farker Soze: And, they add, "Superheroes don't steal porn."

Right, and I'm sure Vivid or whoever paid DC licensing fees to create titles like Batman XXX a Porn Parody and such.

Wasn't that Buttman? Or, em, whatever you guys were talking about I don't know.

Nope, there's been a whole series of "Not ___________: A Porn Parody" films, or just plain stuff like "Avengers: XXX Parody" films, using the actual names and likenesses of comic book characters.

Here's Chyna as She Hulk from both She Hulk XXX: A Porn Parody and The Avengers XXX: A Porn Parody

[iv1.lisimg.com image 411x600]

And yes, someone was paid to paint the clenis green so it resembled a stalk of broccoli.


Eh, I'd do her just to say I did.
 
2014-05-01 05:59:17 PM  
Really all they'd have to do is make a joke about watching porn and have him get flustered

I can't imagine steve rogers went to see any of the adult films of his era
 
2014-05-01 06:00:51 PM  

Crudbucket: Gaddiel: FriarReb98: Nothing against their bodies of work, but in general if you're in porn it's because you have a bit of a lack of sound judgement going on.  Or daddy issues, either way, I'm good with the results.

Or have a goody body, no sexual hang ups and could use some cash.

Yeah! Being in porn is liberating and empowering! And they could stop doing heroin whenever they want!


Now that's an unfair characterization, a lot of starlets are into pot instead. And maybe coke too.
 
2014-05-01 06:01:06 PM  
The same company that owns Brazzers, Twistys, Digital Playground, Mofos and Mydirtyhobby also owns YouPorn, Pornhub, Xtube, Tube8 and Spankwire. They also manage all of Wicked Pictures' websites. It's a company called MindGeek, and they seem to be trying to own all the porn on the internet.
 
2014-05-01 06:02:06 PM  
I've been very hesitant about visiting porn sites in the last few years(since I switched from Linux to Windows for work, and also after cleaning computer malware that people got by visiting porn sites. These days I only visit a couple of picture sites that never even caused my anti malware to burp.

So what do people think of the safety of the sites mentioned in this thread so far:

Redtube
Xhamster
Porntube
theHun
NudeVista
Xvideos

I use noscript to prevent malware by advertisement.
 
2014-05-01 06:12:37 PM  

Crotchrocket Slim: Crudbucket: Gaddiel: FriarReb98: Nothing against their bodies of work, but in general if you're in porn it's because you have a bit of a lack of sound judgement going on.  Or daddy issues, either way, I'm good with the results.

Or have a goody body, no sexual hang ups and could use some cash.

Yeah! Being in porn is liberating and empowering! And they could stop doing heroin whenever they want!

Now that's an unfair characterization, a lot of starlets are into pot instead. And maybe coke too.


And fake ecstasy.
 
2014-05-01 06:21:12 PM  

havocmike: Attention women who take dick on camera for money :

there is zero difference amongst you, regardless of which website you appear on.

thanks.


There's some that stand out, but fewer and fewer. We're not likely to see another Stoya or Kayden Kross anytime soon. The money's just not there anymore, and the performers are expected to do a whole hell of a lot more than they used to, right from the start. So if a girl is hot enough for mainstream modelling, she should go that route, or go to college and get a regular job. Because the girl taking two cocks in every whole while a few more guys pee on her is making about as much as someone working the cash register at CostCo.
 
2014-05-01 06:21:47 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: therecksays: Farker Soze: And, they add, "Superheroes don't steal porn."

Right, and I'm sure Vivid or whoever paid DC licensing fees to create titles like Batman XXX a Porn Parody and such.

Wasn't that Buttman? Or, em, whatever you guys were talking about I don't know.

Nope, there's been a whole series of "Not ___________: A Porn Parody" films, or just plain stuff like "Avengers: XXX Parody" films, using the actual names and likenesses of comic book characters.

Here's Chyna as She Hulk from both She Hulk XXX: A Porn Parody and The Avengers XXX: A Porn Parody

[iv1.lisimg.com image 411x600]

And yes, someone was paid to paint the clenis green so it resembled a stalk of broccoli.


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-05-01 06:25:35 PM  

LectertheChef: The same company that owns Brazzers, Twistys, Digital Playground, Mofos and Mydirtyhobby also owns YouPorn, Pornhub, Xtube, Tube8 and Spankwire. They also manage all of Wicked Pictures' websites. It's a company called MindGeek, and they seem to be trying to own all the porn on the internet.


THIS is the important point... this "protest" by portn stars is just noise added to the media to publicize these types of sites.
 
2014-05-01 06:26:45 PM  

fusillade762: If they're being ripped off why aren't they going after Redtube? If you've got a legal case, make it.


I didn't read the article, so I may be wrong.  And I think protests like this are silly- the market moves on and all that.  I think their issue is that the perfectly legal (amateur, preview clips) videos are free, and thus the sheer majority of people don't buy or rent porn anymore.
 
2014-05-01 06:29:57 PM  

talkertopc: I've been very hesitant about visiting porn sites in the last few years(since I switched from Linux to Windows for work, and also after cleaning computer malware that people got by visiting porn sites. These days I only visit a couple of picture sites that never even caused my anti malware to burp.

So what do people think of the safety of the sites mentioned in this thread so far:

Redtube
Xhamster
Porntube
theHun
NudeVista
Xvideos

I use noscript to prevent malware by advertisement.


Just go to tblop.com
 
2014-05-01 06:30:08 PM  

DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: Redtube? Shiat. Xhamster/Porntube the safe way to go.

/theHun is still around, after 15+ years.


Ahh TheHun,15+ years of my father forgetting to close his browser window...
 
2014-05-01 06:30:31 PM  

theflatline: [www.neuroticmonkey.com image 850x566]


Oh sweet Jebus, that's disturbing.
 
2014-05-01 06:31:25 PM  

talkertopc: I've been very hesitant about visiting porn sites in the last few years(since I switched from Linux to Windows for work, and also after cleaning computer malware that people got by visiting porn sites. These days I only visit a couple of picture sites that never even caused my anti malware to burp.

So what do people think of the safety of the sites mentioned in this thread so far:

Redtube
Xhamster
Porntube
theHun
NudeVista
Xvideos

I use noscript to prevent malware by advertisement.


My regulars are:

Tube8
Redtube
Pornhub
Youporn
Eskimotube

I always use firefox with adblock and I've never had issues with pop-ups, autoscripts or McAfee malicious website warnings.
 
2014-05-01 06:36:22 PM  
How much is a "shack" of porn? Is that metric or something? I'm not into that weird Euro fetish stuff.
 
2014-05-01 06:56:24 PM  

downstairs: fusillade762: If they're being ripped off why aren't they going after Redtube? If you've got a legal case, make it.

I didn't read the article, so I may be wrong.  And I think protests like this are silly- the market moves on and all that.  I think their issue is that the perfectly legal (amateur, preview clips) videos are free, and thus the sheer majority of people don't buy or rent porn anymore.


Basically.  Which is weird, because you think they'd know that most guys are quick on the trigger enough to be satisfied by two or three preview clips.

Really though, if RedTube is such a notorious source of "stolen" films then why hasn't any porn company gone after them yet?  Hell, the feds sent a bunch of armed agents to New Zealand just so we could drag a fat guy back to our courts, and RedTube is US based.
 
2014-05-01 07:07:20 PM  

r1niceboy: I like Redtube, the picture quality is really quite good. You can see each tear rolling down the cheeks of the girl as she's got Mandingo prodding her esophagus.


Uh...you could just NOT watch rape porn (whether it's mouth/ass/vaginal/other)?

I mean, I tend to like porn where the woman at least gets to pretend like she's enjoying herself. The rape-simulation stuff, the abuse and domination and so on...just turns me off. So I don't watch it.
 
2014-05-01 07:08:39 PM  

Gone to Plaid: talkertopc: I've been very hesitant about visiting porn sites in the last few years(since I switched from Linux to Windows for work, and also after cleaning computer malware that people got by visiting porn sites. These days I only visit a couple of picture sites that never even caused my anti malware to burp.

So what do people think of the safety of the sites mentioned in this thread so far:

Redtube
Xhamster
Porntube
theHun
NudeVista
Xvideos

I use noscript to prevent malware by advertisement.

My regulars are:

Tube8
Redtube
Pornhub
Youporn
Eskimotube

I always use firefox with adblock and I've never had issues with pop-ups, autoscripts or McAfee malicious website warnings.


Never had any problems with redtube or xhamster.
 
2014-05-01 07:12:52 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: therecksays: Farker Soze: 
Here's Chyna as She Hulk from both She Hulk XXX: A Porn Parody and The Avengers XXX: A Porn Parody

[iv1.lisimg.com image 411x600]

And yes, someone was paid to paint the clenis green so it resembled a stalk of broccoli.



I saw that and remember thinking:  She has the weirdest boner right now.
 
2014-05-01 07:12:57 PM  

mongbiohazard: theflatline: [www.neuroticmonkey.com image 850x566]

Oh sweet Jebus, that's disturbing.


Roger nails mommy and the daughter.  Although sadly not at the same time.
 
2014-05-01 07:14:02 PM  

Gone to Plaid: talkertopc: I've been very hesitant about visiting porn sites in the last few years(since I switched from Linux to Windows for work, and also after cleaning computer malware that people got by visiting porn sites. These days I only visit a couple of picture sites that never even caused my anti malware to burp.

So what do people think of the safety of the sites mentioned in this thread so far:

Redtube
Xhamster
Porntube
theHun
NudeVista
Xvideos

I use noscript to prevent malware by advertisement.

My regulars are:

Tube8
Redtube
Pornhub
Youporn
Eskimotube

I always use firefox with adblock and I've never had issues with pop-ups, autoscripts or McAfee malicious website warnings.


on redtube I had to block redtubelive.com on my router to keep it from popping a new window. It wasn't doing anything in the window because of my noscript but it was still annoying to have to close the window.
 
2014-05-01 07:16:27 PM  
If they got rid of porn on the internet, there would be no websites except one that says to bring the porn back.
 
2014-05-01 07:32:07 PM  

theflatline: [www.neuroticmonkey.com image 850x566]


I look at that, then I look at the pics of Lexi Belle's Buffy film, and wonder why anyone would bother to be that cheap.
 
2014-05-01 07:45:37 PM  

kroonermanblack: r1niceboy: I like Redtube, the picture quality is really quite good. You can see each tear rolling down the cheeks of the girl as she's got Mandingo prodding her esophagus.

Uh...you could just NOT watch rape porn (whether it's mouth/ass/vaginal/other)?

I mean, I tend to like porn where the woman at least gets to pretend like she's enjoying herself. The rape-simulation stuff, the abuse and domination and so on...just turns me off. So I don't watch it.


Why do you care what he's watching? Are you roommates?
 
2014-05-01 07:46:23 PM  

FriarReb98: Nothing against their bodies of work, but in general if you're in porn it's because you have a bit of a lack of sound judgement going on.  Or daddy issues, either way, I'm good with the results.


...except for that Japanese Dobby chick.
 
2014-05-01 07:47:13 PM  
Redtube smurf farkfeast FTW
 
2014-05-01 07:47:26 PM  

jaylectricity: on redtube I had to block redtubelive.com on my router to keep it from popping a new window. It wasn't doing anything in the window because of my noscript but it was still annoying to have to close the window.


Actually I stand corrected...Redtube caused some pop-ups recently so I have since stopped going there.  No issues with the others though.
 
2014-05-01 07:47:40 PM  

Trocadero: How much is a "shack" of porn? Is that metric or something? I'm not into that weird Euro fetish stuff.


It's about the same amount as a love shack. Just don't ask why the roof is rusted.
 
2014-05-01 07:50:07 PM  

dittybopper: Sybarite: Porn stars; you may be able to piss on them, but don't piss them off.

What about pissing in them?


C'mon:

You get a boner, slap her t:tties around some, then stick it inside her and pee.
 
2014-05-01 07:53:16 PM  

Gone to Plaid: jaylectricity: on redtube I had to block redtubelive.com on my router to keep it from popping a new window. It wasn't doing anything in the window because of my noscript but it was still annoying to have to close the window.

Actually I stand corrected...Redtube caused some pop-ups recently so I have since stopped going there.  No issues with the others though.


their lily Thai videos and that one Indian chick's videos also cause popups for me, but that's not a problem.
 
2014-05-01 08:08:47 PM  

Crewmannumber6: I usually only need 2 minutes of porn at a time.


2 minutes geez you must really like the acting
 
2014-05-01 08:18:47 PM  

kroonermanblack: r1niceboy: I like Redtube, the picture quality is really quite good. You can see each tear rolling down the cheeks of the girl as she's got Mandingo prodding her esophagus.

Uh...you could just NOT watch rape porn (whether it's mouth/ass/vaginal/other)?

I mean, I tend to like porn where the woman at least gets to pretend like she's enjoying herself. The rape-simulation stuff, the abuse and domination and so on...just turns me off. So I don't watch it.


Do they not have categories on Redtube?

/semi-serious question; I could swear they do, but I've never frequented that site.
//don't think it's for lack of categories, though
///too many to name, FTW!
 
2014-05-01 08:42:26 PM  

ten foiled hats: Do they not have categories on Redtube?


Yes. It wouldn't be much good without them.
 
2014-05-01 08:50:28 PM  
I have never once paid for porn, unless you count the free dvd with purchase of a vibrator, & I never intend to. Not when there is free legal porn all over the internet.

Do less porn & you might not be so butt hurt people.
 
2014-05-01 08:53:55 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: So this "redtube" is that a .com or a .net?


Google Wank Tube it's much better than Redtube. It even categorizes all the different types of porn on the front page for you.
 
2014-05-01 08:55:28 PM  

nimawai: I have never once paid for porn, unless you count the free dvd with purchase of a vibrator, & I never intend to. Not when there is free legal porn all over the internet.

Do less porn & you might not be so butt hurt people.


I see what you did there.
 
2014-05-01 08:59:17 PM  

Gone to Plaid: talkertopc: I've been very hesitant about visiting porn sites in the last few years(since I switched from Linux to Windows for work, and also after cleaning computer malware that people got by visiting porn sites. These days I only visit a couple of picture sites that never even caused my anti malware to burp.

So what do people think of the safety of the sites mentioned in this thread so far:

Redtube
Xhamster
Porntube
theHun
NudeVista
Xvideos

I use noscript to prevent malware by advertisement.

My regulars are:

Tube8
Redtube
Pornhub
Youporn
Eskimotube

I always use firefox with adblock and I've never had issues with pop-ups, autoscripts or McAfee malicious website warnings.


I'm afraid to ask what they're doing with their noses.
 
2014-05-01 09:17:49 PM  
Isn't "boycott" another word for "abstinence?" Yeah, I'd give this about 20 minutes.
 
Skr
2014-05-01 09:19:43 PM  

Diogenes: I'm not familiar with what a "boycott" is and Urban Dictionary is blocked at work.  Can someone explain what that is?


Pretty much what it sounds like. A girl lays her boytoy face down on a bed and then pegs him. She obviously likes Mr. Jackson a lot.
 
2014-05-01 09:41:25 PM  

talkertopc: So what do people think of the safety of the sites mentioned in this thread so far:


Well, xhamster I visit safely by leaving noscript totally blocking everything, do a control-U to bring up the html, find the embedded mp4 URL and then watch on VLC, or download with wget.

But then that's me.

You can sort of do the same with Motherless, but they filter on user agent.  So no wget unless you want to mess with command line switches.  I forget if straight VLC works.  I find it easiest just to download with lynx from there.

But yeah, the rep of such sites having malware expoits lurking in their ads is pretty infamous.
 
2014-05-01 09:41:33 PM  

fusillade762: ten foiled hats: Do they not have categories on Redtube?

Yes. It wouldn't be much good without them.


Hey, man, we used to just buy Penthouse and such and be grateful, no matter what was in it.  We considered it all kinds of good.  God bless this new-fangled...what do the kids call it?  "Internet porn"?  Redtube may be fine without categories.

On the other hand, there were a lot of ads in the back of Penthouse and such.  I would've been somewhat displeased had Penthouse and such featured whole issues of that...

...and My God, if I couldn't pick categories?  If they just dropped random stuff?  I...well, I may enjoy internet porn a bit less.  Not saying I'd give it up, not by a damned sight, I'd be looking for that diamond in the rough, so to speak, but man.  "Let me check out [your site here].  Oh, sh*t, she-male?  Nooooooooo, thank you.  I'll check back later.  You...y'all have fun."

Yeah, you're essentially right.  There would still be some good, but point to you.  And I thought about that entirely too much.

/sorry if distracted typing, B's down but cut lead
//sorry for sports in wrong tab
///B'S TIE!  B'S TIE!!!
//hockey tab unendurable during game
/now me too
(B'S TIE!!!)
 
2014-05-01 10:12:03 PM  
there's porn on the internet?
 
2014-05-01 10:22:11 PM  

Kid Shelleen: I_Am_Weasel: So this "redtube" is that a .com or a .net?

.org

(asm)
 
2014-05-01 10:28:29 PM  

UberDave: Tr0mBoNe: Rev. Skarekroe: Don't porn studios put short clips of their own stuff on those streaming sites to convince people to buy the whole film?

Yep. They're right below the full length versions that blessed souls upload soon after.


They *do* post 5-10 minute clips...


And that's all I need.
 
2014-05-01 11:06:03 PM  
Well this thread has been VERY educational.
 
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