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2014-05-01 03:00:12 PM  
Porn stars; you may be able to piss on them, but don't piss them off.
 
2014-05-01 03:08:24 PM  
Don't porn studios put short clips of their own stuff on those streaming sites to convince people to buy the whole film?
 
2014-05-01 03:19:36 PM  

Rev. Skarekroe: Don't porn studios put short clips of their own stuff on those streaming sites to convince people to buy the whole film?


Yep. They're right below the full length versions that blessed souls upload soon after.
 
2014-05-01 03:50:23 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: Rev. Skarekroe: Don't porn studios put short clips of their own stuff on those streaming sites to convince people to buy the whole film?

Yep. They're right below the full length versions that blessed souls upload soon after.



They *do* post 5-10 minute clips but the more proactive studios frequent the most used sites and make sure no one is posting the full length vids (or most likely have deals with the sites).  There's plenty of short clips but you can't find the full clip of the same vid anywhere - that's a reason.


....I mean, so I've heard.
 
2014-05-01 03:52:30 PM  

Sybarite: Porn stars; you may be able to piss on them, but don't piss them off.


What about pissing in them?
 
2014-05-01 03:53:45 PM  

dittybopper: Sybarite: Porn stars; you may be able to piss on them, but don't piss them off.

What about pissing in them?


I would assume it's rude NOT to.
 
2014-05-01 04:02:51 PM  
wat?
 
2014-05-01 04:15:59 PM  
www.be-something.com


Pay for porn? Really? That'll never catch on.
 
2014-05-01 04:18:57 PM  
So this "redtube" is that a .com or a .net?
 
2014-05-01 04:26:38 PM  
Nothing against their bodies of work, but in general if you're in porn it's because you have a bit of a lack of sound judgement going on.  Or daddy issues, either way, I'm good with the results.
 
2014-05-01 04:41:20 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: Rev. Skarekroe: Don't porn studios put short clips of their own stuff on those streaming sites to convince people to buy the whole film?

Yep. They're right below the full length versions that blessed souls upload soon after.


Here's what I am wondering... why do they even make full-length porn movies?
 
2014-05-01 04:42:13 PM  

FriarReb98: Nothing against their bodies of work, but in general if you're in porn it's because you have a bit of a lack of sound judgement going on.  Or daddy issues, either way, I'm good with the results.


I've got something against their bodies...
 
2014-05-01 04:43:04 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-05-01 04:43:21 PM  

FriarReb98: Nothing against their bodies of work, but in general if you're in porn it's because you have a bit of a lack of sound judgement going on.  Or daddy issues, either way, I'm good with the results.


Or have a goody body, no sexual hang ups and could use some cash.
 
2014-05-01 04:43:59 PM  
I usually only need 2 minutes of porn at a time.
 
2014-05-01 04:44:19 PM  
YES HE DESERVES SOME PORN, AND I HOPE HE WANKS IN HELL
 
2014-05-01 04:44:40 PM  
I have my eye on you.
 
2014-05-01 04:45:15 PM  
Congratulations, you got in the news! Sadly you got in the news as humorless twats. Have fun with that.
 
2014-05-01 04:45:24 PM  

Gaddiel: FriarReb98: Nothing against their bodies of work, but in general if you're in porn it's because you have a bit of a lack of sound judgement going on.  Or daddy issues, either way, I'm good with the results.

Or have a goody body, no sexual hang ups and could use some cash.


Yeah! Being in porn is liberating and empowering! And they could stop doing heroin whenever they want!
 
2014-05-01 04:46:23 PM  

JohnBigBootay: Here's what I am wondering... why do they even make full-length porn movies?


Some people (not me, of course) watch porn for many, many hours at at time.
 
2014-05-01 04:46:34 PM  
And, they add, "Superheroes don't steal porn."

Right, and I'm sure Vivid or whoever paid DC licensing fees to create titles like Batman XXX a Porn Parody and such.
 
2014-05-01 04:47:02 PM  
Don't those sites have a significant amount of amateur stuff too?  If so, how is referencing Redtube any different than promoting Youtube?  Sure, they both have their share of improperly uploaded copyrighted content, but if it's people uploading their own videos for the world to see, then you you can't stop that.
 
2014-05-01 04:47:04 PM  

FriarReb98: Nothing against their bodies of work, but in general if you're in porn it's because you have a bit of a lack of sound judgement going on.  Or daddy issues, either way, I'm good with the results.


Yes, because no one would voluntarily go into that business.  Hell, it's a crap job like McDonald's and Wal-Mart, and they should be paid accordingly (minimum wage, no bennies, have to rely on food stamps to make up the diff).
 
2014-05-01 04:47:27 PM  

JohnBigBootay: Tr0mBoNe: Rev. Skarekroe: Don't porn studios put short clips of their own stuff on those streaming sites to convince people to buy the whole film?

Yep. They're right below the full length versions that blessed souls upload soon after.

Here's what I am wondering... why do they even make full-length porn movies?


http://www.allvoices.com/people/Kevin_Nealon/video/62965860-kevin-ne al on---porn-review

interested, interested, more interested, very interested...and then I suddenly lost interest.
 
2014-05-01 04:50:10 PM  

Crudbucket: Gaddiel: FriarReb98: Nothing against their bodies of work, but in general if you're in porn it's because you have a bit of a lack of sound judgement going on.  Or daddy issues, either way, I'm good with the results.

Or have a goody body, no sexual hang ups and could use some cash.

Yeah! Being in porn is liberating and empowering! And they could stop doing heroin whenever they want!


Well all my experience is with male porn performers, but yeah it sort of is. The drugs on the other hand, that habit is hard as fark to give up.
 
2014-05-01 04:51:38 PM  
Adult actress Catalina Cruz is demanding a boycott of Jackson's films ... saying Hollywood vehemently opposes piracy of mainstream movies ... but somehow thinks it's okay for people to steal a 5-minute porn clip.

XXX actress Tanya Tate says piracy impacts her directly ... because she produces her own web content. "I would gladly send a catalog of adult movies I have directed to Mr. Jackson if he would be so kind as to recant the comment."


I'm disappointed that neither of them came up with the "We like getting screwed, but we don't want to get screwed!" soundbite.
 
2014-05-01 04:52:39 PM  
First of all, why would I want to see today's pr0n?  Just a bunch of hate farking scenes.

Classic pr0n is where it's at~! :D

/or so I've heard
 
2014-05-01 04:52:47 PM  
i65.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-01 04:53:22 PM  
Redtube? Shiat. Xhamster/Porntube the safe way to go.

/theHun is still around, after 15+ years.
 
2014-05-01 04:57:30 PM  
If they're being ripped off why aren't they going after Redtube? If you've got a legal case, make it.
 
2014-05-01 04:59:40 PM  

FriarReb98: Nothing against their bodies of work, but in general if you're in porn it's because you have a bit of a lack of sound judgement going on.a gag reflex Or daddy issues, either way, I'm good with the results.


FTFY
 
2014-05-01 05:00:46 PM  
i1282.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-01 05:01:18 PM  

Farker Soze: And, they add, "Superheroes don't steal porn."

Right, and I'm sure Vivid or whoever paid DC licensing fees to create titles like Batman XXX a Porn Parody and such.


Wasn't that Buttman? Or, em, whatever you guys were talking about I don't know.
 
2014-05-01 05:02:20 PM  

Farker Soze: And, they add, "Superheroes don't steal porn."

Right, and I'm sure Vivid or whoever paid DC licensing fees to create titles like Batman XXX a Porn Parody and such.


Parodies are clearly protected in copyright law as free speech.
I don't really buy that porn movies are the same thing as a parody though.  They're should be required to make some sort of legitimate statement (so I'd maybe allow "Nailin' Palin" given her conservative views).

Plus I liked it better when they had to get creative about sex-themed homonyms for character names, etc.  Watching Mr Spock nail Uhura is entertaining and all, but watching Mr. Spunk bang UWhoreU was a classic.
 
2014-05-01 05:03:41 PM  
Mentat:

So THAT'S how he put that eye out!
 
2014-05-01 05:10:33 PM  

DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: Redtube? Shiat. Xhamster/Porntube the safe way to go.

/theHun is still around, after 15+ years.


NudeVista rocks it these days because they collect from multiple sites and have a good search engine.

/Or so I've heard
 
2014-05-01 05:16:41 PM  
Here is a red tube taining aid, hope it helps.

static7.depositphotos.com
 
2014-05-01 05:20:56 PM  
By the time the intro credits are done I'm done.
 
2014-05-01 05:23:17 PM  

Crewmannumber6: I usually only need 2 minutes of porn at a time.


Woah....we got us a superman here....
 
2014-05-01 05:25:58 PM  
I like Redtube, the picture quality is really quite good. You can see each tear rolling down the cheeks of the girl as she's got Mandingo prodding her esophagus.
 
2014-05-01 05:26:47 PM  

UberDave: They *do* post 5-10 minute clips but the more proactive studios frequent the most used sites and make sure no one is posting the full length vids (or most likely have deals with the sites). There's plenty of short clips but you can't find the full clip of the same vid anywhere - that's a reason.


RedTube, xHampster and Xvideos are just previews for the torrent.... or so I've heard from friends.
 
2014-05-01 05:28:01 PM  

fusillade762: If they're being ripped off why aren't they going after Redtube? If you've got a legal case, make it.


I thought RedTube, PornHub, XHamster, and nearly every porn site out there was owned by the same Belgian company or something.
 
2014-05-01 05:28:07 PM  

Uzzah: Adult actress Catalina Cruz is demanding a boycott of Jackson's films ... saying Hollywood vehemently opposes piracy of mainstream movies ... but somehow thinks it's okay for people to steal a 5-minute porn clip.

XXX actress Tanya Tate says piracy impacts her directly ... because she produces her own web content. "I would gladly send a catalog of adult movies I have directed to Mr. Jackson if he would be so kind as to recant the comment."

I'm disappointed that neither of them came up with the "We like getting screwed, but we don't want to get screwed!" soundbite.


And yet the stupid whore wants to send him her entire catalog FOR FREE....solid business plan there, Tits McGee....
 
2014-05-01 05:33:47 PM  

Zombie DJ: I have my eye on you.


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-05-01 05:33:54 PM  
I'm not familiar with what a "boycott" is and Urban Dictionary is blocked at work.  Can someone explain what that is?
 
2014-05-01 05:37:21 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: So this "redtube" is that a .com or a .net?


.org
 
2014-05-01 05:37:33 PM  

JohnBigBootay: Tr0mBoNe: Rev. Skarekroe: Don't porn studios put short clips of their own stuff on those streaming sites to convince people to buy the whole film?

Yep. They're right below the full length versions that blessed souls upload soon after.

Here's what I am wondering... why do they even make full-length porn movies?


Because all movies must come to an end.
 
2014-05-01 05:37:54 PM  
www.neuroticmonkey.com
 
2014-05-01 05:38:35 PM  
Jeez, chill out porn starts. Hey,what's up their butt anyway?
 
2014-05-01 05:42:28 PM  
Didn't he star in Shaft?
 
2014-05-01 05:44:11 PM  

EbolaNYC: Jeez, chill out porn starts. Hey,what's up their butt anyway?


Did you mean to write porn tarts?
 
2014-05-01 05:45:34 PM  
Attention women who take dick on camera for money :

there is zero difference amongst you, regardless of which website you appear on.

thanks.
 
2014-05-01 05:47:23 PM  

therecksays: Farker Soze: And, they add, "Superheroes don't steal porn."

Right, and I'm sure Vivid or whoever paid DC licensing fees to create titles like Batman XXX a Porn Parody and such.

Wasn't that Buttman? Or, em, whatever you guys were talking about I don't know.


Nope, there's been a whole series of "Not ___________: A Porn Parody" films, or just plain stuff like "Avengers: XXX Parody" films, using the actual names and likenesses of comic book characters.

Here's Chyna as She Hulk from both She Hulk XXX: A Porn Parody and The Avengers XXX: A Porn Parody

iv1.lisimg.com

And yes, someone was paid to paint the clenis green so it resembled a stalk of broccoli.
 
2014-05-01 05:53:57 PM  

gaslight: [www.be-something.com image 723x381]


Pay for porn? Really? That'll never catch on.


what point WAS she trying to make?
 
2014-05-01 05:54:07 PM  
Wait wait wait. You mean there is pornography on the internet!??!?!? When did this happen? I must investigate when I get home.
 
2014-05-01 05:54:27 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: therecksays: Farker Soze: And, they add, "Superheroes don't steal porn."

Right, and I'm sure Vivid or whoever paid DC licensing fees to create titles like Batman XXX a Porn Parody and such.

Wasn't that Buttman? Or, em, whatever you guys were talking about I don't know.

Nope, there's been a whole series of "Not ___________: A Porn Parody" films, or just plain stuff like "Avengers: XXX Parody" films, using the actual names and likenesses of comic book characters.

Here's Chyna as She Hulk from both She Hulk XXX: A Porn Parody and The Avengers XXX: A Porn Parody

[iv1.lisimg.com image 411x600]

And yes, someone was paid to paint the clenis green so it resembled a stalk of broccoli.


Eh, I'd do her just to say I did.
 
2014-05-01 05:59:17 PM  
Really all they'd have to do is make a joke about watching porn and have him get flustered

I can't imagine steve rogers went to see any of the adult films of his era
 
2014-05-01 06:00:51 PM  

Crudbucket: Gaddiel: FriarReb98: Nothing against their bodies of work, but in general if you're in porn it's because you have a bit of a lack of sound judgement going on.  Or daddy issues, either way, I'm good with the results.

Or have a goody body, no sexual hang ups and could use some cash.

Yeah! Being in porn is liberating and empowering! And they could stop doing heroin whenever they want!


Now that's an unfair characterization, a lot of starlets are into pot instead. And maybe coke too.
 
2014-05-01 06:01:06 PM  
The same company that owns Brazzers, Twistys, Digital Playground, Mofos and Mydirtyhobby also owns YouPorn, Pornhub, Xtube, Tube8 and Spankwire. They also manage all of Wicked Pictures' websites. It's a company called MindGeek, and they seem to be trying to own all the porn on the internet.
 
2014-05-01 06:02:06 PM  
I've been very hesitant about visiting porn sites in the last few years(since I switched from Linux to Windows for work, and also after cleaning computer malware that people got by visiting porn sites. These days I only visit a couple of picture sites that never even caused my anti malware to burp.

So what do people think of the safety of the sites mentioned in this thread so far:

Redtube
Xhamster
Porntube
theHun
NudeVista
Xvideos

I use noscript to prevent malware by advertisement.
 
2014-05-01 06:12:37 PM  

Crotchrocket Slim: Crudbucket: Gaddiel: FriarReb98: Nothing against their bodies of work, but in general if you're in porn it's because you have a bit of a lack of sound judgement going on.  Or daddy issues, either way, I'm good with the results.

Or have a goody body, no sexual hang ups and could use some cash.

Yeah! Being in porn is liberating and empowering! And they could stop doing heroin whenever they want!

Now that's an unfair characterization, a lot of starlets are into pot instead. And maybe coke too.


And fake ecstasy.
 
2014-05-01 06:21:12 PM  

havocmike: Attention women who take dick on camera for money :

there is zero difference amongst you, regardless of which website you appear on.

thanks.


There's some that stand out, but fewer and fewer. We're not likely to see another Stoya or Kayden Kross anytime soon. The money's just not there anymore, and the performers are expected to do a whole hell of a lot more than they used to, right from the start. So if a girl is hot enough for mainstream modelling, she should go that route, or go to college and get a regular job. Because the girl taking two cocks in every whole while a few more guys pee on her is making about as much as someone working the cash register at CostCo.
 
2014-05-01 06:21:47 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: therecksays: Farker Soze: And, they add, "Superheroes don't steal porn."

Right, and I'm sure Vivid or whoever paid DC licensing fees to create titles like Batman XXX a Porn Parody and such.

Wasn't that Buttman? Or, em, whatever you guys were talking about I don't know.

Nope, there's been a whole series of "Not ___________: A Porn Parody" films, or just plain stuff like "Avengers: XXX Parody" films, using the actual names and likenesses of comic book characters.

Here's Chyna as She Hulk from both She Hulk XXX: A Porn Parody and The Avengers XXX: A Porn Parody

[iv1.lisimg.com image 411x600]

And yes, someone was paid to paint the clenis green so it resembled a stalk of broccoli.


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-05-01 06:25:35 PM  

LectertheChef: The same company that owns Brazzers, Twistys, Digital Playground, Mofos and Mydirtyhobby also owns YouPorn, Pornhub, Xtube, Tube8 and Spankwire. They also manage all of Wicked Pictures' websites. It's a company called MindGeek, and they seem to be trying to own all the porn on the internet.


THIS is the important point... this "protest" by portn stars is just noise added to the media to publicize these types of sites.
 
2014-05-01 06:26:45 PM  

fusillade762: If they're being ripped off why aren't they going after Redtube? If you've got a legal case, make it.


I didn't read the article, so I may be wrong.  And I think protests like this are silly- the market moves on and all that.  I think their issue is that the perfectly legal (amateur, preview clips) videos are free, and thus the sheer majority of people don't buy or rent porn anymore.
 
2014-05-01 06:29:57 PM  

talkertopc: I've been very hesitant about visiting porn sites in the last few years(since I switched from Linux to Windows for work, and also after cleaning computer malware that people got by visiting porn sites. These days I only visit a couple of picture sites that never even caused my anti malware to burp.

So what do people think of the safety of the sites mentioned in this thread so far:

Redtube
Xhamster
Porntube
theHun
NudeVista
Xvideos

I use noscript to prevent malware by advertisement.


Just go to tblop.com
 
2014-05-01 06:30:08 PM  

DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: Redtube? Shiat. Xhamster/Porntube the safe way to go.

/theHun is still around, after 15+ years.


Ahh TheHun,15+ years of my father forgetting to close his browser window...
 
2014-05-01 06:30:31 PM  

theflatline: [www.neuroticmonkey.com image 850x566]


Oh sweet Jebus, that's disturbing.
 
2014-05-01 06:31:25 PM  

talkertopc: I've been very hesitant about visiting porn sites in the last few years(since I switched from Linux to Windows for work, and also after cleaning computer malware that people got by visiting porn sites. These days I only visit a couple of picture sites that never even caused my anti malware to burp.

So what do people think of the safety of the sites mentioned in this thread so far:

Redtube
Xhamster
Porntube
theHun
NudeVista
Xvideos

I use noscript to prevent malware by advertisement.


My regulars are:

Tube8
Redtube
Pornhub
Youporn
Eskimotube

I always use firefox with adblock and I've never had issues with pop-ups, autoscripts or McAfee malicious website warnings.
 
2014-05-01 06:36:22 PM  
How much is a "shack" of porn? Is that metric or something? I'm not into that weird Euro fetish stuff.
 
2014-05-01 06:56:24 PM  

downstairs: fusillade762: If they're being ripped off why aren't they going after Redtube? If you've got a legal case, make it.

I didn't read the article, so I may be wrong.  And I think protests like this are silly- the market moves on and all that.  I think their issue is that the perfectly legal (amateur, preview clips) videos are free, and thus the sheer majority of people don't buy or rent porn anymore.


Basically.  Which is weird, because you think they'd know that most guys are quick on the trigger enough to be satisfied by two or three preview clips.

Really though, if RedTube is such a notorious source of "stolen" films then why hasn't any porn company gone after them yet?  Hell, the feds sent a bunch of armed agents to New Zealand just so we could drag a fat guy back to our courts, and RedTube is US based.
 
2014-05-01 07:07:20 PM  

r1niceboy: I like Redtube, the picture quality is really quite good. You can see each tear rolling down the cheeks of the girl as she's got Mandingo prodding her esophagus.


Uh...you could just NOT watch rape porn (whether it's mouth/ass/vaginal/other)?

I mean, I tend to like porn where the woman at least gets to pretend like she's enjoying herself. The rape-simulation stuff, the abuse and domination and so on...just turns me off. So I don't watch it.
 
2014-05-01 07:08:39 PM  

Gone to Plaid: talkertopc: I've been very hesitant about visiting porn sites in the last few years(since I switched from Linux to Windows for work, and also after cleaning computer malware that people got by visiting porn sites. These days I only visit a couple of picture sites that never even caused my anti malware to burp.

So what do people think of the safety of the sites mentioned in this thread so far:

Redtube
Xhamster
Porntube
theHun
NudeVista
Xvideos

I use noscript to prevent malware by advertisement.

My regulars are:

Tube8
Redtube
Pornhub
Youporn
Eskimotube

I always use firefox with adblock and I've never had issues with pop-ups, autoscripts or McAfee malicious website warnings.


Never had any problems with redtube or xhamster.
 
2014-05-01 07:12:52 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: therecksays: Farker Soze: 
Here's Chyna as She Hulk from both She Hulk XXX: A Porn Parody and The Avengers XXX: A Porn Parody

[iv1.lisimg.com image 411x600]

And yes, someone was paid to paint the clenis green so it resembled a stalk of broccoli.



I saw that and remember thinking:  She has the weirdest boner right now.
 
2014-05-01 07:12:57 PM  

mongbiohazard: theflatline: [www.neuroticmonkey.com image 850x566]

Oh sweet Jebus, that's disturbing.


Roger nails mommy and the daughter.  Although sadly not at the same time.
 
2014-05-01 07:14:02 PM  

Gone to Plaid: talkertopc: I've been very hesitant about visiting porn sites in the last few years(since I switched from Linux to Windows for work, and also after cleaning computer malware that people got by visiting porn sites. These days I only visit a couple of picture sites that never even caused my anti malware to burp.

So what do people think of the safety of the sites mentioned in this thread so far:

Redtube
Xhamster
Porntube
theHun
NudeVista
Xvideos

I use noscript to prevent malware by advertisement.

My regulars are:

Tube8
Redtube
Pornhub
Youporn
Eskimotube

I always use firefox with adblock and I've never had issues with pop-ups, autoscripts or McAfee malicious website warnings.


on redtube I had to block redtubelive.com on my router to keep it from popping a new window. It wasn't doing anything in the window because of my noscript but it was still annoying to have to close the window.
 
2014-05-01 07:16:27 PM  
If they got rid of porn on the internet, there would be no websites except one that says to bring the porn back.
 
2014-05-01 07:32:07 PM  

theflatline: [www.neuroticmonkey.com image 850x566]


I look at that, then I look at the pics of Lexi Belle's Buffy film, and wonder why anyone would bother to be that cheap.
 
2014-05-01 07:45:37 PM  

kroonermanblack: r1niceboy: I like Redtube, the picture quality is really quite good. You can see each tear rolling down the cheeks of the girl as she's got Mandingo prodding her esophagus.

Uh...you could just NOT watch rape porn (whether it's mouth/ass/vaginal/other)?

I mean, I tend to like porn where the woman at least gets to pretend like she's enjoying herself. The rape-simulation stuff, the abuse and domination and so on...just turns me off. So I don't watch it.


Why do you care what he's watching? Are you roommates?
 
2014-05-01 07:46:23 PM  

FriarReb98: Nothing against their bodies of work, but in general if you're in porn it's because you have a bit of a lack of sound judgement going on.  Or daddy issues, either way, I'm good with the results.


...except for that Japanese Dobby chick.
 
2014-05-01 07:47:13 PM  
Redtube smurf farkfeast FTW
 
2014-05-01 07:47:26 PM  

jaylectricity: on redtube I had to block redtubelive.com on my router to keep it from popping a new window. It wasn't doing anything in the window because of my noscript but it was still annoying to have to close the window.


Actually I stand corrected...Redtube caused some pop-ups recently so I have since stopped going there.  No issues with the others though.
 
2014-05-01 07:47:40 PM  

Trocadero: How much is a "shack" of porn? Is that metric or something? I'm not into that weird Euro fetish stuff.


It's about the same amount as a love shack. Just don't ask why the roof is rusted.
 
2014-05-01 07:50:07 PM  

dittybopper: Sybarite: Porn stars; you may be able to piss on them, but don't piss them off.

What about pissing in them?


C'mon:

You get a boner, slap her t:tties around some, then stick it inside her and pee.
 
2014-05-01 07:53:16 PM  

Gone to Plaid: jaylectricity: on redtube I had to block redtubelive.com on my router to keep it from popping a new window. It wasn't doing anything in the window because of my noscript but it was still annoying to have to close the window.

Actually I stand corrected...Redtube caused some pop-ups recently so I have since stopped going there.  No issues with the others though.


their lily Thai videos and that one Indian chick's videos also cause popups for me, but that's not a problem.
 
2014-05-01 08:08:47 PM  

Crewmannumber6: I usually only need 2 minutes of porn at a time.


2 minutes geez you must really like the acting
 
2014-05-01 08:18:47 PM  

kroonermanblack: r1niceboy: I like Redtube, the picture quality is really quite good. You can see each tear rolling down the cheeks of the girl as she's got Mandingo prodding her esophagus.

Uh...you could just NOT watch rape porn (whether it's mouth/ass/vaginal/other)?

I mean, I tend to like porn where the woman at least gets to pretend like she's enjoying herself. The rape-simulation stuff, the abuse and domination and so on...just turns me off. So I don't watch it.


Do they not have categories on Redtube?

/semi-serious question; I could swear they do, but I've never frequented that site.
//don't think it's for lack of categories, though
///too many to name, FTW!
 
2014-05-01 08:42:26 PM  

ten foiled hats: Do they not have categories on Redtube?


Yes. It wouldn't be much good without them.
 
2014-05-01 08:50:28 PM  
I have never once paid for porn, unless you count the free dvd with purchase of a vibrator, & I never intend to. Not when there is free legal porn all over the internet.

Do less porn & you might not be so butt hurt people.
 
2014-05-01 08:53:55 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: So this "redtube" is that a .com or a .net?


Google Wank Tube it's much better than Redtube. It even categorizes all the different types of porn on the front page for you.
 
2014-05-01 08:55:28 PM  

nimawai: I have never once paid for porn, unless you count the free dvd with purchase of a vibrator, & I never intend to. Not when there is free legal porn all over the internet.

Do less porn & you might not be so butt hurt people.


I see what you did there.
 
2014-05-01 08:59:17 PM  

Gone to Plaid: talkertopc: I've been very hesitant about visiting porn sites in the last few years(since I switched from Linux to Windows for work, and also after cleaning computer malware that people got by visiting porn sites. These days I only visit a couple of picture sites that never even caused my anti malware to burp.

So what do people think of the safety of the sites mentioned in this thread so far:

Redtube
Xhamster
Porntube
theHun
NudeVista
Xvideos

I use noscript to prevent malware by advertisement.

My regulars are:

Tube8
Redtube
Pornhub
Youporn
Eskimotube

I always use firefox with adblock and I've never had issues with pop-ups, autoscripts or McAfee malicious website warnings.


I'm afraid to ask what they're doing with their noses.
 
2014-05-01 09:17:49 PM  
Isn't "boycott" another word for "abstinence?" Yeah, I'd give this about 20 minutes.
 
Skr
2014-05-01 09:19:43 PM  

Diogenes: I'm not familiar with what a "boycott" is and Urban Dictionary is blocked at work.  Can someone explain what that is?


Pretty much what it sounds like. A girl lays her boytoy face down on a bed and then pegs him. She obviously likes Mr. Jackson a lot.
 
2014-05-01 09:41:25 PM  

talkertopc: So what do people think of the safety of the sites mentioned in this thread so far:


Well, xhamster I visit safely by leaving noscript totally blocking everything, do a control-U to bring up the html, find the embedded mp4 URL and then watch on VLC, or download with wget.

But then that's me.

You can sort of do the same with Motherless, but they filter on user agent.  So no wget unless you want to mess with command line switches.  I forget if straight VLC works.  I find it easiest just to download with lynx from there.

But yeah, the rep of such sites having malware expoits lurking in their ads is pretty infamous.
 
2014-05-01 09:41:33 PM  

fusillade762: ten foiled hats: Do they not have categories on Redtube?

Yes. It wouldn't be much good without them.


Hey, man, we used to just buy Penthouse and such and be grateful, no matter what was in it.  We considered it all kinds of good.  God bless this new-fangled...what do the kids call it?  "Internet porn"?  Redtube may be fine without categories.

On the other hand, there were a lot of ads in the back of Penthouse and such.  I would've been somewhat displeased had Penthouse and such featured whole issues of that...

...and My God, if I couldn't pick categories?  If they just dropped random stuff?  I...well, I may enjoy internet porn a bit less.  Not saying I'd give it up, not by a damned sight, I'd be looking for that diamond in the rough, so to speak, but man.  "Let me check out [your site here].  Oh, sh*t, she-male?  Nooooooooo, thank you.  I'll check back later.  You...y'all have fun."

Yeah, you're essentially right.  There would still be some good, but point to you.  And I thought about that entirely too much.

/sorry if distracted typing, B's down but cut lead
//sorry for sports in wrong tab
///B'S TIE!  B'S TIE!!!
//hockey tab unendurable during game
/now me too
(B'S TIE!!!)
 
2014-05-01 10:12:03 PM  
there's porn on the internet?
 
2014-05-01 10:22:11 PM  

Kid Shelleen: I_Am_Weasel: So this "redtube" is that a .com or a .net?

.org

(asm)
 
2014-05-01 10:28:29 PM  

UberDave: Tr0mBoNe: Rev. Skarekroe: Don't porn studios put short clips of their own stuff on those streaming sites to convince people to buy the whole film?

Yep. They're right below the full length versions that blessed souls upload soon after.


They *do* post 5-10 minute clips...


And that's all I need.
 
2014-05-01 11:06:03 PM  
Well this thread has been VERY educational.
 
2014-05-01 11:55:28 PM  

Mentat: [i1282.photobucket.com image 700x417]


You'll shoot your eye out?
 
2014-05-02 12:31:40 AM  

Gone to Plaid: talkertopc: I've been very hesitant about visiting porn sites in the last few years(since I switched from Linux to Windows for work, and also after cleaning computer malware that people got by visiting porn sites. These days I only visit a couple of picture sites that never even caused my anti malware to burp.

So what do people think of the safety of the sites mentioned in this thread so far:

Redtube
Xhamster
Porntube
theHun
NudeVista
Xvideos

I use noscript to prevent malware by advertisement.

My regulars are:

Tube8
Redtube
Pornhub
Youporn
Eskimotube

I always use firefox with adblock and I've never had issues with pop-ups, autoscripts or McAfee malicious website warnings.


No love for youjizz?
 
2014-05-02 01:46:49 AM  

Brick-House: Here is a red tube taining aid, hope it helps.

[static7.depositphotos.com image 850x566]


Hotlinked and watermarked - appropriately enough for this thread.

/I think I saw a tit. Hard to tell, though - the channel's scrambled.
 
2014-05-02 02:03:35 AM  
Nudevista.com
largeporntube.com
megaskanks.com
motherless.com
epornium
 
2014-05-02 02:19:43 AM  

JohnBigBootay: Tr0mBoNe: Rev. Skarekroe: Don't porn studios put short clips of their own stuff on those streaming sites to convince people to buy the whole film?

Yep. They're right below the full length versions that blessed souls upload soon after.

Here's what I am wondering... why do they even make full-length porn movies?


I think it's a holdover from the days of VHS. Not much point heading out to the video store and going behind that curtain if you're going to come back with a 5 minute flick.

//which is probably a holdover from the porno theatres
//which is probably a holdover from burlesque
//which is probably a holdover from prostitutes charging by the hour
 
2014-05-02 02:41:11 AM  
FTFA: Jackson -- aka Nick Fury -- was at a news conference for the new Capt. America movie when he was asked to name one of the best pop culture achievements of the last 50 years.

Anyone in the press who asks this kind of question of an actor should be flayed alive. Unless you get an answer like this, who the fark could possibly care about Samuel L. Jackson's opinion on this subject - as if he's ever given the matter enough thought to give a good answer.

I would give good money to steel-boot in the taint whoever asked that question.

/feed dirty for clicking on TMZ because they're just as bad
 
2014-05-02 07:21:46 AM  

MagSeven: kroonermanblack: r1niceboy: I like Redtube, the picture quality is really quite good. You can see each tear rolling down the cheeks of the girl as she's got Mandingo prodding her esophagus.

Uh...you could just NOT watch rape porn (whether it's mouth/ass/vaginal/other)?

I mean, I tend to like porn where the woman at least gets to pretend like she's enjoying herself. The rape-simulation stuff, the abuse and domination and so on...just turns me off. So I don't watch it.

Why do you care what he's watching? Are you roommates?


I bolded my reason for commenting. Ya, it's kind of tongue in cheek from him, but you don't have to watch facial abuse stuff, and his comment seemed not 'I am sexually excited by crying girls' but more of the 'all women in porn are shamed, on drugs, abused, etc.'
 
2014-05-02 09:11:51 AM  

FriarReb98: theflatline: [www.neuroticmonkey.com image 850x566]

I look at that, then I look at the pics of Lexi Belle's Buffy film, and wonder why anyone would bother to be that cheap.


Seriously?  I know what I'm doing later...
 
2014-05-02 09:15:05 AM  

I_Am_Weasel: So this "redtube" is that a .com or a .net?


.gov

THANKS OBAMA
 
2014-05-02 11:07:32 AM  
I don't go for the porn movies when I visit sites like that. I look for the armature stuff or the fake pickup porn/casting couch videos. I do go for the dolled up women in most porn movies with the heavy makeup and long fingernails. I try to find videos of more natural looking women that appear as women I might meet in life.
 
2014-05-02 11:19:20 AM  
img3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-05-02 11:48:30 AM  
cliphunter
 
2014-05-02 12:08:38 PM  

Profedius: I don't go for the porn movies when I visit sites like that. I look for the armature stuff


upload.wikimedia.org

You're a sick f*cker.
 
2014-05-02 12:09:37 PM  

Profedius: I don't go for the porn movies when I visit sites like that. I look for the armature stuff or the fake pickup porn/casting couch videos. I do go for the dolled up women in most porn movies with the heavy makeup and long fingernails. I try to find videos of more natural looking women that appear as women I might meet in life.


Something something your mom?

/jk
 
2014-05-02 12:10:39 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Profedius: I don't go for the porn movies when I visit sites like that. I look for the armature stuff

[upload.wikimedia.org image 800x351]

You're a sick f*cker.


i478.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-02 01:27:19 PM  

robertus: YES HE DESERVES SOME PORN, AND I HOPE HE WANKS IN HELL


I just need to give this comment some love.
 
2014-05-02 02:13:14 PM  

Diogenes: I'm not familiar with what a "boycott" is and Urban Dictionary is blocked at work.  Can someone explain what that is?


This might help. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0039242/
 
2014-05-02 02:20:46 PM  

memtastic: [img3.wikia.nocookie.net image 360x270]


FELLATIO, MOTHERfarkER!!  DO YOU SUCK IT?
 
2014-05-02 02:24:02 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Profedius: I don't go for the porn movies when I visit sites like that. I look for the armature stuff

[upload.wikimedia.org image 800x351]

You're a sick f*cker.


I hate typos so much. lol
 
2014-05-02 02:31:14 PM  

Rev. Skarekroe: Don't porn studios put short clips of their own stuff on those streaming sites to convince people to buy the whole film?


It works, too.

But, complaining about piracy is just 'the thing to do' even if you are still making record profits.
 
2014-05-02 07:16:59 PM  

LectertheChef: The same company that owns Brazzers, Twistys, Digital Playground, Mofos and Mydirtyhobby also owns YouPorn, Pornhub, Xtube, Tube8 and Spankwire. They also manage all of Wicked Pictures' websites. It's a company called MindGeek, and they seem to be trying to own all the porn on the internet.


Tube8 is owned by penthouse. I know wikipedia says otherwise. Wikipedia is wrong.
 
2014-05-02 07:20:46 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Profedius: I don't go for the porn movies when I visit sites like that. I look for the armature stuff

[upload.wikimedia.org image 800x351]

You're a sick f*cker.


hey, some folks like their shock porn, watts wrong with him being attracted to it, I'm positive if we look at what gets you wound up we'd be able to spin it negative
 
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