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(TMZ)   Porn stars call for boycott of Samuel L. Jackson movies after he joked that Captain America should learn about RedTube   (tmz.com) divider line 122
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2014-05-01 03:00:12 PM  
Porn stars; you may be able to piss on them, but don't piss them off.
 
2014-05-01 03:08:24 PM  
Don't porn studios put short clips of their own stuff on those streaming sites to convince people to buy the whole film?
 
2014-05-01 03:19:36 PM  

Rev. Skarekroe: Don't porn studios put short clips of their own stuff on those streaming sites to convince people to buy the whole film?


Yep. They're right below the full length versions that blessed souls upload soon after.
 
2014-05-01 03:50:23 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: Rev. Skarekroe: Don't porn studios put short clips of their own stuff on those streaming sites to convince people to buy the whole film?

Yep. They're right below the full length versions that blessed souls upload soon after.



They *do* post 5-10 minute clips but the more proactive studios frequent the most used sites and make sure no one is posting the full length vids (or most likely have deals with the sites).  There's plenty of short clips but you can't find the full clip of the same vid anywhere - that's a reason.


....I mean, so I've heard.
 
2014-05-01 03:52:30 PM  

Sybarite: Porn stars; you may be able to piss on them, but don't piss them off.


What about pissing in them?
 
2014-05-01 03:53:45 PM  

dittybopper: Sybarite: Porn stars; you may be able to piss on them, but don't piss them off.

What about pissing in them?


I would assume it's rude NOT to.
 
2014-05-01 04:02:51 PM  
wat?
 
2014-05-01 04:15:59 PM  
www.be-something.com


Pay for porn? Really? That'll never catch on.
 
2014-05-01 04:18:57 PM  
So this "redtube" is that a .com or a .net?
 
2014-05-01 04:26:38 PM  
Nothing against their bodies of work, but in general if you're in porn it's because you have a bit of a lack of sound judgement going on.  Or daddy issues, either way, I'm good with the results.
 
2014-05-01 04:41:20 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: Rev. Skarekroe: Don't porn studios put short clips of their own stuff on those streaming sites to convince people to buy the whole film?

Yep. They're right below the full length versions that blessed souls upload soon after.


Here's what I am wondering... why do they even make full-length porn movies?
 
2014-05-01 04:42:13 PM  

FriarReb98: Nothing against their bodies of work, but in general if you're in porn it's because you have a bit of a lack of sound judgement going on.  Or daddy issues, either way, I'm good with the results.


I've got something against their bodies...
 
2014-05-01 04:43:04 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-05-01 04:43:21 PM  

FriarReb98: Nothing against their bodies of work, but in general if you're in porn it's because you have a bit of a lack of sound judgement going on.  Or daddy issues, either way, I'm good with the results.


Or have a goody body, no sexual hang ups and could use some cash.
 
2014-05-01 04:43:59 PM  
I usually only need 2 minutes of porn at a time.
 
2014-05-01 04:44:19 PM  
YES HE DESERVES SOME PORN, AND I HOPE HE WANKS IN HELL
 
2014-05-01 04:44:40 PM  
I have my eye on you.
 
2014-05-01 04:45:15 PM  
Congratulations, you got in the news! Sadly you got in the news as humorless twats. Have fun with that.
 
2014-05-01 04:45:24 PM  

Gaddiel: FriarReb98: Nothing against their bodies of work, but in general if you're in porn it's because you have a bit of a lack of sound judgement going on.  Or daddy issues, either way, I'm good with the results.

Or have a goody body, no sexual hang ups and could use some cash.


Yeah! Being in porn is liberating and empowering! And they could stop doing heroin whenever they want!
 
2014-05-01 04:46:23 PM  

JohnBigBootay: Here's what I am wondering... why do they even make full-length porn movies?


Some people (not me, of course) watch porn for many, many hours at at time.
 
2014-05-01 04:46:34 PM  
And, they add, "Superheroes don't steal porn."

Right, and I'm sure Vivid or whoever paid DC licensing fees to create titles like Batman XXX a Porn Parody and such.
 
2014-05-01 04:47:02 PM  
Don't those sites have a significant amount of amateur stuff too?  If so, how is referencing Redtube any different than promoting Youtube?  Sure, they both have their share of improperly uploaded copyrighted content, but if it's people uploading their own videos for the world to see, then you you can't stop that.
 
2014-05-01 04:47:04 PM  

FriarReb98: Nothing against their bodies of work, but in general if you're in porn it's because you have a bit of a lack of sound judgement going on.  Or daddy issues, either way, I'm good with the results.


Yes, because no one would voluntarily go into that business.  Hell, it's a crap job like McDonald's and Wal-Mart, and they should be paid accordingly (minimum wage, no bennies, have to rely on food stamps to make up the diff).
 
2014-05-01 04:47:27 PM  

JohnBigBootay: Tr0mBoNe: Rev. Skarekroe: Don't porn studios put short clips of their own stuff on those streaming sites to convince people to buy the whole film?

Yep. They're right below the full length versions that blessed souls upload soon after.

Here's what I am wondering... why do they even make full-length porn movies?


http://www.allvoices.com/people/Kevin_Nealon/video/62965860-kevin-ne al on---porn-review

interested, interested, more interested, very interested...and then I suddenly lost interest.
 
2014-05-01 04:50:10 PM  

Crudbucket: Gaddiel: FriarReb98: Nothing against their bodies of work, but in general if you're in porn it's because you have a bit of a lack of sound judgement going on.  Or daddy issues, either way, I'm good with the results.

Or have a goody body, no sexual hang ups and could use some cash.

Yeah! Being in porn is liberating and empowering! And they could stop doing heroin whenever they want!


Well all my experience is with male porn performers, but yeah it sort of is. The drugs on the other hand, that habit is hard as fark to give up.
 
2014-05-01 04:51:38 PM  
Adult actress Catalina Cruz is demanding a boycott of Jackson's films ... saying Hollywood vehemently opposes piracy of mainstream movies ... but somehow thinks it's okay for people to steal a 5-minute porn clip.

XXX actress Tanya Tate says piracy impacts her directly ... because she produces her own web content. "I would gladly send a catalog of adult movies I have directed to Mr. Jackson if he would be so kind as to recant the comment."


I'm disappointed that neither of them came up with the "We like getting screwed, but we don't want to get screwed!" soundbite.
 
2014-05-01 04:52:39 PM  
First of all, why would I want to see today's pr0n?  Just a bunch of hate farking scenes.

Classic pr0n is where it's at~! :D

/or so I've heard
 
2014-05-01 04:52:47 PM  
i65.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-01 04:53:22 PM  
Redtube? Shiat. Xhamster/Porntube the safe way to go.

/theHun is still around, after 15+ years.
 
2014-05-01 04:57:30 PM  
If they're being ripped off why aren't they going after Redtube? If you've got a legal case, make it.
 
2014-05-01 04:59:40 PM  

FriarReb98: Nothing against their bodies of work, but in general if you're in porn it's because you have a bit of a lack of sound judgement going on.a gag reflex Or daddy issues, either way, I'm good with the results.


FTFY
 
2014-05-01 05:00:46 PM  
i1282.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-01 05:01:18 PM  

Farker Soze: And, they add, "Superheroes don't steal porn."

Right, and I'm sure Vivid or whoever paid DC licensing fees to create titles like Batman XXX a Porn Parody and such.


Wasn't that Buttman? Or, em, whatever you guys were talking about I don't know.
 
2014-05-01 05:02:20 PM  

Farker Soze: And, they add, "Superheroes don't steal porn."

Right, and I'm sure Vivid or whoever paid DC licensing fees to create titles like Batman XXX a Porn Parody and such.


Parodies are clearly protected in copyright law as free speech.
I don't really buy that porn movies are the same thing as a parody though.  They're should be required to make some sort of legitimate statement (so I'd maybe allow "Nailin' Palin" given her conservative views).

Plus I liked it better when they had to get creative about sex-themed homonyms for character names, etc.  Watching Mr Spock nail Uhura is entertaining and all, but watching Mr. Spunk bang UWhoreU was a classic.
 
2014-05-01 05:03:41 PM  

Mentat:


So THAT'S how he put that eye out!
 
2014-05-01 05:10:33 PM  

DrSansabeltNoShiatSlacks: Redtube? Shiat. Xhamster/Porntube the safe way to go.

/theHun is still around, after 15+ years.


NudeVista rocks it these days because they collect from multiple sites and have a good search engine.

/Or so I've heard
 
2014-05-01 05:16:41 PM  
Here is a red tube taining aid, hope it helps.

static7.depositphotos.com
 
2014-05-01 05:20:56 PM  
By the time the intro credits are done I'm done.
 
2014-05-01 05:23:17 PM  

Crewmannumber6: I usually only need 2 minutes of porn at a time.


Woah....we got us a superman here....
 
2014-05-01 05:25:58 PM  
I like Redtube, the picture quality is really quite good. You can see each tear rolling down the cheeks of the girl as she's got Mandingo prodding her esophagus.
 
2014-05-01 05:26:47 PM  

UberDave: They *do* post 5-10 minute clips but the more proactive studios frequent the most used sites and make sure no one is posting the full length vids (or most likely have deals with the sites). There's plenty of short clips but you can't find the full clip of the same vid anywhere - that's a reason.


RedTube, xHampster and Xvideos are just previews for the torrent.... or so I've heard from friends.
 
2014-05-01 05:28:01 PM  

fusillade762: If they're being ripped off why aren't they going after Redtube? If you've got a legal case, make it.


I thought RedTube, PornHub, XHamster, and nearly every porn site out there was owned by the same Belgian company or something.
 
2014-05-01 05:28:07 PM  

Uzzah: Adult actress Catalina Cruz is demanding a boycott of Jackson's films ... saying Hollywood vehemently opposes piracy of mainstream movies ... but somehow thinks it's okay for people to steal a 5-minute porn clip.

XXX actress Tanya Tate says piracy impacts her directly ... because she produces her own web content. "I would gladly send a catalog of adult movies I have directed to Mr. Jackson if he would be so kind as to recant the comment."

I'm disappointed that neither of them came up with the "We like getting screwed, but we don't want to get screwed!" soundbite.


And yet the stupid whore wants to send him her entire catalog FOR FREE....solid business plan there, Tits McGee....
 
2014-05-01 05:33:47 PM  

Zombie DJ: I have my eye on you.


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-05-01 05:33:54 PM  
I'm not familiar with what a "boycott" is and Urban Dictionary is blocked at work.  Can someone explain what that is?
 
2014-05-01 05:37:21 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: So this "redtube" is that a .com or a .net?


.org
 
2014-05-01 05:37:33 PM  

JohnBigBootay: Tr0mBoNe: Rev. Skarekroe: Don't porn studios put short clips of their own stuff on those streaming sites to convince people to buy the whole film?

Yep. They're right below the full length versions that blessed souls upload soon after.

Here's what I am wondering... why do they even make full-length porn movies?


Because all movies must come to an end.
 
2014-05-01 05:37:54 PM  
www.neuroticmonkey.com
 
2014-05-01 05:38:35 PM  
Jeez, chill out porn starts. Hey,what's up their butt anyway?
 
2014-05-01 05:42:28 PM  
Didn't he star in Shaft?
 
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