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2014-05-01 01:22:46 PM
Thith ithn't newth.
 
2014-05-01 01:47:47 PM
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2014-05-01 02:55:58 PM
Thufferin' thuccotash!
 
2014-05-01 03:16:08 PM
Lith!!
 
2014-05-01 03:19:17 PM
Thut up, thubby!
 
2014-05-01 03:21:58 PM
Doth it lead to the ghey?
 
2014-05-01 03:25:13 PM
Obvious tag off in a corner with its thumb up its ass.
 
2014-05-01 03:27:10 PM
Oh thit.  I thucked my thumb till third grathe.
 
2014-05-01 03:29:54 PM

MooseBayou: Doth it lead to the ghey?


Mostly jutht an oral fixthashun. Exthept for me, cauthe I wath ghey in like the third or forth grade.
 
2014-05-01 03:36:49 PM
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2014-05-01 04:00:17 PM
No thit, Therlock!
 
2014-05-01 04:09:32 PM
No Thit Therlock. Thilly Thods.
 
2014-05-01 04:16:18 PM
*affecth
 
2014-05-01 04:22:24 PM
Actually. It might lead to the ghey...
But I have thucked my thumb thince I wath born and thill do and there ith nothing wrong with my theech.
Thill thleep with my blankey too.
 
2014-05-01 04:36:46 PM
I thought thith was news fawty yearth ago.....
 
2014-05-01 04:38:51 PM
I used a little demented Struwwelpeter to fix my kid's habit...

The Story of Little Suck-A-Thumb

One day, Mamma said, "Conrad dear, 
I must go out and leave you here. 
But mind now, Conrad, what I say, 
Don't suck your thumb while I'm away. 
The great tall tailor always comes 
To little boys that suck their thumbs. 
And ere they dream what he's about 
He takes his great sharp scissors 
And cuts their thumbs clean off, - and then
You know, they never grow again."

Mamma had scarcely turn'd her back, 
The thumb was in, alack! alack!
The door flew open, in he ran, 
The great, long, red-legged scissorman. 
Oh! children, see! the tailor's come 
And caught our little Suck-a-Thumb.

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Snip! Snap! Snip! the scissors go;
And Conrad cries out - Oh! Oh! Oh! 
Snip! Snap! Snip! They go so fast; 
That both his thumbs are off at last.
Mamma comes home; there Conrad stands, 
And looks quite sad, and shows his hands;- 
"Ah!" said Mamma "I knew he'd come 
To naughty little Suck-a-Thumb."
 
2014-05-01 04:59:12 PM
Article fails to mention that lisping women can give awesome blow jobs.
 
2014-05-01 05:37:35 PM

Sybarite: Thufferin' thuccotash!


You're dethpicable!
 
2014-05-01 05:51:48 PM

Odd Bird: Obvious tag off in a corner with its thumb up its ass.


Picture of Subby:

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FOR YOUR PROFILE, SUBBY:

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2014-05-01 06:03:34 PM
Came for Hoffmann's tailor and his scissors.  Leaving satisfied, and in a hurry.
 
2014-05-01 07:17:05 PM
My eight year old still lets his guard down now and then, when he's tired or scared of something on TV, and that thumb slips in there. Luckily I can hear the damn thing across the house and remind him to stop.

/mom ears.
 
2014-05-01 07:21:09 PM

Gobliz: Actually. It might lead to the ghey...
But I have thucked my thumb thince I wath born and thill do and there ith nothing wrong with my theech.
Thill thleep with my blankey too.


wonders if there is a tumblr for that fetish?
 
2014-05-01 08:22:24 PM

Odd Bird: Obvious Obviouth tag off in a corner with its ith thumb up its ith ass ath.


FTFY
 
2014-05-01 08:25:31 PM
That's fine and dandy, but what if you like to suck the whole fist and not just the thumb?

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2014-05-02 01:14:34 AM
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2014-05-02 07:48:29 AM

steklo: That's fine and dandy, but what if you like to suck the whole fist and not just the thumb?


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In that case, she is to be bathed and brought to my quarters.
 
2014-05-02 08:34:27 AM

frontwheeldriver: Gobliz: Actually. It might lead to the ghey...
But I have thucked my thumb thince I wath born and thill do and there ith nothing wrong with my theech.
Thill thleep with my blankey too.

wonders if there is a tumblr for that fetish?


Idk. But I hope so. Thumb suckers are so cute.
 
2014-05-02 01:27:52 PM
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2014-05-02 02:53:44 PM
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