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(Fanbolt)   Hugh Jackman almost sliced off his manhood with Wolverine claws   ( fanbolt.com) divider line
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2014-05-01 01:30:59 PM  
6 votes:
"Hey, Hugh...You'd better take those claws off before you jack, man."
2014-05-01 01:34:13 PM  
2 votes:

MayoSlather: Diogenes: naughtyrev: He's the Wolverine, it would've grown back.

True, but definitely a design oversight at Weapon X.  They should have given him an adamantium rod for his weener that extends when's got a boner.

Magneto would have had a good time with that.


ROFL

"Penis goes in.  Penis goes out.  Penis goes in.  Penis goes out..."
2014-05-01 01:03:14 PM  
2 votes:
He's the Wolverine, it would've grown back.
2014-05-01 07:40:37 PM  
1 vote:

fang06554: Hugh Neuterman doesn't have the same ring to it.


More like Hugh Wishladies.
2014-05-01 06:31:37 PM  
1 vote:
So now that his adamantium claws are gone, he just gets a lot a big boners?
2014-05-01 06:29:39 PM  
1 vote:
Hugh Neuterman doesn't have the same ring to it.
2014-05-01 02:42:31 PM  
1 vote:
I'm surprised that it took this long for him to figure out "metal claw props" = bad

He had a similar incident (courtesy of Famke Janssen sneaking in her mom, and a bunch of lady friends to waive dollar bills at Hugh during a nude scene in X-Men 2).

Though my favorite prank from that movie series has to be the simplest.  James Marsden, had to stand on an apple box to appear taller next to one of the boys in the train station. As a prank, Tyler Mane, who plays Sabretooth, went into Marsden's trailer and set an apple box in his bathroom with a note - "This is so you can reach your sink."
2014-05-01 01:49:27 PM  
1 vote:
Hugh Jackman almost sliced off his manhood with Wolverine claws

My wife says "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" ala Darth Vader in Episode III.
2014-05-01 01:42:56 PM  
1 vote:

Sin_City_Superhero: "Hey, Hugh...You'd better take those claws off before you jack, man."


Now everyone in the office is looking at me and the water all over my monitor...
2014-05-01 01:39:32 PM  
1 vote:

MayoSlather: Diogenes: naughtyrev: He's the Wolverine, it would've grown back.

True, but definitely a design oversight at Weapon X.  They should have given him an adamantium rod for his weener that extends when's got a boner.

Magneto would have had a good time with that.


So would Ian McKellan.

NTTAWWT
2014-05-01 01:33:01 PM  
1 vote:

Diogenes: naughtyrev: He's the Wolverine, it would've grown back.

True, but definitely a design oversight at Weapon X.  They should have given him an adamantium rod for his weener that extends when's got a boner.


Magneto would have had a good time with that.
2014-05-01 01:20:34 PM  
1 vote:

naughtyrev: He's the Wolverine, it would've grown back.


True, but definitely a design oversight at Weapon X.  They should have given him an adamantium rod for his weener that extends when's got a boner.
 
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