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2014-05-01 12:12:07 PM  
Why the hell were the prop claws even sharp?
 
2014-05-01 01:03:14 PM  
He's the Wolverine, it would've grown back.
 
2014-05-01 01:20:34 PM  

naughtyrev: He's the Wolverine, it would've grown back.


True, but definitely a design oversight at Weapon X.  They should have given him an adamantium rod for his weener that extends when's got a boner.
 
2014-05-01 01:24:10 PM  

Diogenes: naughtyrev: He's the Wolverine, it would've grown back.

True, but definitely a design oversight at Weapon X.  They should have given him an adamantium rod for his weener that extends when's got a boner.


Brings a whole new meaning to "Strip"

/obscure?
 
2014-05-01 01:30:59 PM  
"Hey, Hugh...You'd better take those claws off before you jack, man."
 
2014-05-01 01:33:01 PM  

Diogenes: naughtyrev: He's the Wolverine, it would've grown back.

True, but definitely a design oversight at Weapon X.  They should have given him an adamantium rod for his weener that extends when's got a boner.


Magneto would have had a good time with that.
 
2014-05-01 01:34:13 PM  

MayoSlather: Diogenes: naughtyrev: He's the Wolverine, it would've grown back.

True, but definitely a design oversight at Weapon X.  They should have given him an adamantium rod for his weener that extends when's got a boner.

Magneto would have had a good time with that.


ROFL

"Penis goes in.  Penis goes out.  Penis goes in.  Penis goes out..."
 
2014-05-01 01:39:32 PM  

MayoSlather: Diogenes: naughtyrev: He's the Wolverine, it would've grown back.

True, but definitely a design oversight at Weapon X.  They should have given him an adamantium rod for his weener that extends when's got a boner.

Magneto would have had a good time with that.


So would Ian McKellan.

NTTAWWT
 
2014-05-01 01:42:37 PM  
On a side note, Graham Norton has a better talk show than anyone in the US. If Arsineo Hall had taken a tip from his format, he might be more successful.
 
2014-05-01 01:42:56 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: "Hey, Hugh...You'd better take those claws off before you jack, man."


Now everyone in the office is looking at me and the water all over my monitor...
 
2014-05-01 01:47:46 PM  

Saborlas: Why the hell were the prop claws even sharp?


They weren't.
 
2014-05-01 01:48:58 PM  
I would like to lick his parineum.
 
2014-05-01 01:49:27 PM  
Hugh Jackman almost sliced off his manhood with Wolverine claws

My wife says "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" ala Darth Vader in Episode III.
 
2014-05-01 01:59:41 PM  

Diogenes: MayoSlather: Diogenes: naughtyrev: He's the Wolverine, it would've grown back.

True, but definitely a design oversight at Weapon X.  They should have given him an adamantium rod for his weener that extends when's got a boner.

Magneto would have had a good time with that.

ROFL

"Penis goes in.  Penis goes out.  Penis goes in.  Penis goes out..."


Awesome.  Wolverine is a drinker too.  'Oh you want to take a piss?  We'll see about that.'  Or, in the future possibly.  'You're walking your daughter down the isle, giving her away, let's make this moment truly special.
 
2014-05-01 02:01:20 PM  
I tried to cover myself and cut my inner thigh - it was just the inner thigh thankfully! The metal claws had to go - you can't have bits and pieces flying off."

Would rather have my "bits" fly off than bleeding out in thirty seconds.

/femoral artery says what?
 
2014-05-01 02:02:52 PM  
I thought he lost his manhood when he hosted the Tonys.
 
2014-05-01 02:12:33 PM  
Hugh Jackman almost sliced off his manhood with Wolverine claws

You know, this would be really hysterical if it had absolutely nothing to do with the movies.
 
2014-05-01 02:20:36 PM  
Speaking of Wolverine's claws, what's the deal with them in the upcoming X-Men movie?
 
2014-05-01 02:26:16 PM  

chewielouie: Speaking of Wolverine's claws, what's the deal with them in the upcoming X-Men movie?


Being bones? You missed seeing the 2nd Wolverine movie? The metal was stripped out of him
 
2014-05-01 02:28:42 PM  
OMG I love this thread. Laughing my ass off.

/No
//I have nothing to contribute.
 
2014-05-01 02:30:23 PM  
"manhood"

So FARK turned into either a Harlequin Romance or a Penthouse Forum when I wasn't looking?
 
2014-05-01 02:31:09 PM  

BeerBear: chewielouie: Speaking of Wolverine's claws, what's the deal with them in the upcoming X-Men movie?

Being bones? You missed seeing the 2nd Wolverine movie? The metal was stripped out of him


No. He is still largely admantium - his claws, on the other hand, were lopped off in the finale. When they grew back, only the bones did.
 
2014-05-01 02:31:12 PM  

show me: Diogenes: naughtyrev: He's the Wolverine, it would've grown back.

True, but definitely a design oversight at Weapon X.  They should have given him an adamantium rod for his weener that extends when's got a boner.

Brings a whole new meaning to "Strip"

/obscure?


Perhaps.  I know I don't get it. :-(
 
2014-05-01 02:32:55 PM  

BeerBear: chewielouie: Speaking of Wolverine's claws, what's the deal with them in the upcoming X-Men movie?

Being bones? You missed seeing the 2nd Wolverine movie? The metal was stripped out of him

Spoiler Alert

Not exactly. The metal was sliced off by the gigantic adamantium samurai dude. He then tried to extract wolverines bone marrow so he could get his healing abilities.

 
2014-05-01 02:42:31 PM  
I'm surprised that it took this long for him to figure out "metal claw props" = bad

He had a similar incident (courtesy of Famke Janssen sneaking in her mom, and a bunch of lady friends to waive dollar bills at Hugh during a nude scene in X-Men 2).

Though my favorite prank from that movie series has to be the simplest.  James Marsden, had to stand on an apple box to appear taller next to one of the boys in the train station. As a prank, Tyler Mane, who plays Sabretooth, went into Marsden's trailer and set an apple box in his bathroom with a note - "This is so you can reach your sink."
 
2014-05-01 03:21:23 PM  

Diogenes: show me: Diogenes: naughtyrev: He's the Wolverine, it would've grown back.

True, but definitely a design oversight at Weapon X.  They should have given him an adamantium rod for his weener that extends when's got a boner.

Brings a whole new meaning to "Strip"

/obscure?

Perhaps.  I know I don't get it. :-(


One of Adam Ant's (singer from the '80s and '90s) big hits was "Strip". He is much better known for "Goody Two Shoes."
 
2014-05-01 04:15:34 PM  

Diogenes: "manhood"

So FARK turned into either a Harlequin Romance or a Penthouse Forum when I wasn't looking?


At least it wasn't "throbbing".
 
2014-05-01 04:19:04 PM  

meathome: Though my favorite prank from that movie series has to be the simplest. James Marsden, had to stand on an apple box to appear taller next to one of the boys in the train station. As a prank, Tyler Mane, who plays Sabretooth, went into Marsden's trailer and set an apple box in his bathroom with a note - "This is so you can reach your sink."


I worked at a radio station when X3 came out - got to meet Anna Paquin, "Bobby Drake", pin-guy (one of the Brotherhood), and...um...Speedy-Girl?

Anyway, not a one of them is over 5'6. I, being 6'4, had to contain my laughter. I'm used to everyone being smaller than me, but come ON.

// they were telling me about Dan Cudmore (the guy that plays Piotr/Colossus) - "He's a bit bigger than you, and - my god! - the muscles."
// apparently, during one of the "move-in" scenes, he's carrying a gigantic TV (not a flat-panel) under one arm
// they all thought it was an prop, but nope - real (and real heavy) TV
 
2014-05-01 04:26:34 PM  
AND with claws that come out in times of stress or excitement..

Not sure if not thought out well, or inspired by kellogg's sanitarium...
 
2014-05-01 04:47:47 PM  
Oh god...there's a picture I so want to post...but I would so get banned.  So so banned....
 
2014-05-01 05:11:28 PM  
He keeps telling different versions of this story. It's almost like he's full of shiat.
 
2014-05-01 06:29:39 PM  
Hugh Neuterman doesn't have the same ring to it.
 
2014-05-01 06:31:37 PM  
So now that his adamantium claws are gone, he just gets a lot a big boners?
 
2014-05-01 07:10:29 PM  

BeerBear: chewielouie: Speaking of Wolverine's claws, what's the deal with them in the upcoming X-Men movie?

Being bones? You missed seeing the 2nd Wolverine movie? The metal was stripped out of him


There was a second wolverine movie? I'm not even joking here. I thought the first one was a bomb. Wasn't it the one with deadpool superman 'I have every power'?
 
2014-05-01 07:40:37 PM  

fang06554: Hugh Neuterman doesn't have the same ring to it.


More like Hugh Wishladies.
 
2014-05-01 08:43:08 PM  

usttsdw: BeerBear: chewielouie: Speaking of Wolverine's claws, what's the deal with them in the upcoming X-Men movie?

Being bones? You missed seeing the 2nd Wolverine movie? The metal was stripped out of him

Spoiler Alert

Not exactly. The metal was sliced off by the gigantic adamantium samurai dude. He then tried to extract wolverines bone marrow so he could get his healing abilities.


Yeah, I saw it. Didn't like it. When does he get his Adamantium claws back? Has he ever lost them in the comics?
 
2014-05-01 09:13:05 PM  

chewielouie: usttsdw: BeerBear: chewielouie: Speaking of Wolverine's claws, what's the deal with them in the upcoming X-Men movie?

Being bones? You missed seeing the 2nd Wolverine movie? The metal was stripped out of him

Spoiler Alert

Not exactly. The metal was sliced off by the gigantic adamantium samurai dude. He then tried to extract wolverines bone marrow so he could get his healing abilities.

Yeah, I saw it. Didn't like it. When does he get his Adamantium claws back? Has he ever lost them in the comics?


Yes, after Wolverine sliced open Magneto gut, Magneto ripped the adamantium out of him before falling into coma from the near mortal wound (X title crossover around Wolverine issue 75).

As for why his Claws are bones in the movie, if the movie is following the concept that days of the future past comic used. Wolverine mind from the future is sent into the past, once the issue is resolve, it returns and the one in the past is unaware of what happened over the that time. (This was done to Kitty in the comics)

X-men first class took place in the 60's, before Wolverine had the adamantium plated onto his bones.
 
2014-05-01 10:12:57 PM  

Teufelaffe: Diogenes: "manhood"

So FARK turned into either a Harlequin Romance or a Penthouse Forum when I wasn't looking?

At least it wasn't "throbbing".


Or "sparkling"? Oh my!
 
2014-05-01 10:47:36 PM  

Savage Belief: MayoSlather: Diogenes: naughtyrev: He's the Wolverine, it would've grown back.

True, but definitely a design oversight at Weapon X.  They should have given him an adamantium rod for his weener that extends when's got a boner.

Magneto would have had a good time with that.

So would Ian McKellan.

NTTAWWT


This is why I love this place
 
2014-05-01 10:48:38 PM  

Diogenes: MayoSlather: Diogenes: naughtyrev: He's the Wolverine, it would've grown back.

True, but definitely a design oversight at Weapon X.  They should have given him an adamantium rod for his weener that extends when's got a boner.

Magneto would have had a good time with that.

ROFL

"Penis goes in.  Penis goes out.  Penis goes in.  Penis goes out..."


You, too!


Lulz
 
2014-05-01 10:56:51 PM  
He should have neutered Singer.
 
2014-05-02 01:47:33 AM  

Diogenes: MayoSlather: Diogenes: naughtyrev: He's the Wolverine, it would've grown back.

True, but definitely a design oversight at Weapon X.  They should have given him an adamantium rod for his weener that extends when's got a boner.

Magneto would have had a good time with that.

ROFL

"Penis goes in.  Penis goes out.  Penis goes in.  Penis goes out..."


static5.businessinsider.com
 
2014-05-02 10:13:26 AM  

Facetious_Speciest: Hugh Jackman almost sliced off his manhood with Wolverine claws

My wife says "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" ala Darth Vader in Episode III.


Why is your wife so concerned about Hugh Jackman's dick? I'd keep an eye on her.
 
2014-05-02 04:46:05 PM  

kroonermanblack: BeerBear: chewielouie: Speaking of Wolverine's claws, what's the deal with them in the upcoming X-Men movie?

Being bones? You missed seeing the 2nd Wolverine movie? The metal was stripped out of him

There was a second wolverine movie? I'm not even joking here. I thought the first one was a bomb. Wasn't it the one with deadpool superman 'I have every power'?


Yep there was a second one. It featured the Silver Samurai as the villain. I thought it was pretty decent. The first one however yeah that one sucked balls.
 
2014-05-02 07:37:13 PM  

MechaPyx: Yep there was a second one. It featured the Silver Samurai as the villain. I thought it was pretty decent. The first one however yeah that one sucked balls.


Thought both were pretty bad, but the first one was definitely worse.
 
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