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(North Jersey)   Senior prank gone wild after 60 students arrested for trashing, peeing on school   (northjersey.com) divider line 69
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2014-05-01 10:31:13 AM  
Senior pranks have gotten ridiculous lately, it's more about destruction and vandalism.

Associates of mine moved a porta-potty into the school's center garden. An annoyance to the school, but nothing was damaged.
 
2014-05-01 10:44:58 AM  

marius2: Senior pranks have gotten ridiculous lately, it's more about destruction and vandalism.

Associates of mine moved a porta-potty into the school's center garden. An annoyance to the school, but nothing was damaged.


While we didn't actually destroy anything, there were threats to call the FBI for fraud after we took a sheet of official school letterhead and created a letter with a photocopied signature of our dean saying all sorts of crazy stuff about prom. How the very conservative, private Christian school would provide designated drivers because the students would be drinking, handing out condoms and providing rooms to practice safe sex, etc. Mailed them out to every junior and senior parent out there. A few days later about 40-50 parents actually came by to demand why the school sent out such a disturbing letter.

We actually covered our tracks pretty well. Had one guy buy stamps who lived about 30 miles away, sent about 20 letters with each person who was in on it to different post offices so they couldn't zero in on the zip code. It was great.
 
2014-05-01 10:53:03 AM  
scottydoesntknow:

We actually covered our tracks pretty well. Had one guy buy stamps who lived about 30 miles away, sent about 20 letters with each person who was in on it to different post offices so they couldn't zero in on the zip code. It was great.

Hahah, that's great!
 
2014-05-01 11:07:08 AM  

marius2: Senior pranks have gotten ridiculous lately, it's more about destruction and vandalism.

Associates of mine moved a porta-potty into the school's center garden. An annoyance to the school, but nothing was damaged.


Precisely. A great prank should be unique, well thought-out, and not cause damage. These were just kids who were harboring a grudge against their school
 
2014-05-01 11:51:22 AM  
Even worse, the seniors at my old school spray painted fences of properties across from the school. It was private property... families homes. They just had little quotes like "What if you were going to die? What made you stop thinking you ever were?" and "SENIOR PRANK 2014!"

I would have facepalmed, alas I feared crashing.
 
2014-05-01 12:31:50 PM  
That's not a prank. That's just trashing the place.
 
2014-05-01 12:32:11 PM  
How the hell does one, or even a group of people piss on the entire school?

That I could see being serious, but if they're just pissing in the hallways, rub their nose in it and make'em clean it up.
 
2014-05-01 12:34:18 PM  
Our senior prank was a group of us picking up and carrying the Principal's Yugo into the gym during lunchtime.
 
2014-05-01 12:34:22 PM  
 "My kid's going to an Ivy League school," a father added.

Hmm. Something is wrong about this sentence.

 "My kid was going to an Ivy League school," a father added.

There we go, all better.
 
2014-05-01 12:37:06 PM  

marius2: scottydoesntknow:

We actually covered our tracks pretty well. Had one guy buy stamps who lived about 30 miles away, sent about 20 letters with each person who was in on it to different post offices so they couldn't zero in on the zip code. It was great.

Hahah, that's great!


I guess I understand mailing from different post offices but why buy the stamps 30 miles away?
 
2014-05-01 12:37:23 PM  
When did pranks stop being about laughs and having fun as opposed to how much damage you can cause?

Nice parenting there, folks. Your children are all pieces of shiat! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
 
2014-05-01 12:37:29 PM  

Delightful Mister Horse: "My kid's going to an Ivy League school," a father added.

Hmm. Something is wrong about this sentence.

 "My kid was going to an Ivy League school," a father added.

There we go, all better.


This!
 
2014-05-01 12:38:20 PM  
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2014-05-01 12:39:12 PM  
Why do kids think vandalism = prank?  A prank is harmless and funny.  If you break something and do not intend on replacing that item it's vandalism.
 
2014-05-01 12:39:16 PM  
"I am just angry right now," said another woman, who sat in the spectator session of the courtroom. "These students have rights. They should be able to say whether they want to be recorded or not."

Tough titty.Your little snowflake committed vandalism and got caught.
 
2014-05-01 12:39:35 PM  
More than 60 members of Teaneck High School's senior class were arrested this morning after a senior prank that police said involved urinating in the hallways of the high school, smearing Vaseline on walls, flipping desks and littering the school with balloons and other debris.

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2014-05-01 12:40:46 PM  
In the fall of my senior year, the chess team wrote, "Mr Principal** sucks dick" using grass seed on the berm facing the football field.  The message slept dormant all winter and was clearly legible when the grass greened up in the spring.  Don't mess with the chess team.

** they used the principal's real name
 
2014-05-01 12:40:49 PM  

abhorrent1: That's not a prank. That's just trashing the place.

 
2014-05-01 12:42:27 PM  
"They are all good kids," one mother said as she left the courtroom. "My kid's going to an Ivy League school," a father added.

Sure about that, pops?
They do screen applicants. Lately they have been checking criminal records, mostly to cut down on the incidents of snuggle struggle, but yeah, A jacket can keep you out of a sheepskin.
 
2014-05-01 12:45:01 PM  
"My kid's going to an Ivy League school," a father added

Ok let's look at demographics"

30% of the student body get free or reduced lunch and "In Mathematics, 24.8% were partial proficient, 61.8% proficient and 13.4% advanced proficient (vs. statewide averages of 18.4% partial, 57.9% proficient and 23.7% advanced)"

I highly doubt your vandal kid is going to an Ivy League school.
 
2014-05-01 12:46:28 PM  
Nail the doors closed with a 2 x 4 with the words "SENIOR PLANK!" written on it.
 
2014-05-01 12:47:12 PM  

ArkAngel: marius2: Senior pranks have gotten ridiculous lately, it's more about destruction and vandalism.

Associates of mine moved a porta-potty into the school's center garden. An annoyance to the school, but nothing was damaged.

Precisely. A great prank should be unique, well thought-out, and not cause damage. These were just kids who were harboring a grudge against their school


I agree.  Ours was lame and minor.  We collected every trashcan in the school and stacked them up in one top floor bathroom.  It filled it up floor to ceiling.  But ultimately it was lame.
 
2014-05-01 12:48:52 PM  
"My kid's going to an Ivy League school," a father added.

Well... until this little incident that is lol.

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2014-05-01 12:53:13 PM  
My group of friends was considering camping on the front lawn of the high school the night before the last day of school. We decided to call it off when we heard some of the idiots we graduated with were going to cause havoc that night. They ended up spray painting all over the outside of the building, throwing trash bins down steps, etc, etc. Thank God we canceled, we would've somehow been guilty of association with them.

Looking back, it would've been great to crawl out of the tent while everyone was walking into the building that morning...what could've been.
 
2014-05-01 12:55:16 PM  

TNel: "My kid's going to an Ivy League school," a father added

Ok let's look at demographics"

30% of the student body get free or reduced lunch and "In Mathematics, 24.8% were partial proficient, 61.8% proficient and 13.4% advanced proficient (vs. statewide averages of 18.4% partial, 57.9% proficient and 23.7% advanced)"

I highly doubt your vandal kid is going to an Ivy League school.


I am not so sure academics would keep him out.  Both W. Bush and Kerry got into Yale and only were able to maintain C averages. If ivy league schools are going to allow rich morons in, they probably let a few underprivaleged morons in as well.
 
2014-05-01 12:59:06 PM  
Our class spray painted the tires of the school bus fleet.  No damage to the building or vehicles and the day-glo colors went well with "school bus yellow."
 
2014-05-01 12:59:42 PM  
Some of my associates got in at night, moved all the desks out into the hallway, put up a "foreclosure" notice at each entrance and then chained the doors closed.
 
2014-05-01 01:00:21 PM  
just another day in dirty jerz
 
2014-05-01 01:04:19 PM  

Maud Dib: "I am just angry right now," said another woman, who sat in the spectator session of the courtroom. "These students have rights. They should be able to say whether they want to be recorded or not."

Tough titty.Your little snowflake committed vandalism and got caught.


Yep, the students have rights.
The right to remain silent, the right to consult an attorney,...
They should be filming and photographing the parents too!  Maybe then you'll learn to raise your kids a bit better.
 
2014-05-01 01:09:15 PM  
Glad to see that school spirit is alive and well.

You are supposed to prank your rival school, assholes, not your own. Pranks at your own school should be on people in authority. Now, you'll all be on double-secret probation -- the ones not tossing salads in the county lock-up, that is.
 
2014-05-01 01:13:04 PM  
Yeah, Teneck. 

TNel: "My kid's going to an Ivy League school," a father added

Ok let's look at demographics"

30% of the student body get free or reduced lunch and "In Mathematics, 24.8% were partial proficient, 61.8% proficient and 13.4% advanced proficient (vs. statewide averages of 18.4% partial, 57.9% proficient and 23.7% advanced)"

I highly doubt your vandal kid is going to an Ivy League school.


Poison Ivy League. I.e. Rutgers.

But yeah, Teaneck is ghetto. This level of "prank" doesn't surprise me.
 
2014-05-01 01:13:37 PM  

TNel: "My kid's going to an Ivy League school," a father added

Ok let's look at demographics"

30% of the student body get free or reduced lunch and "In Mathematics, 24.8% were partial proficient, 61.8% proficient and 13.4% advanced proficient (vs. statewide averages of 18.4% partial, 57.9% proficient and 23.7% advanced)"

I highly doubt your vandal kid is going to an Ivy League school.


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'You've done some solid work here Joel, but let's be honest.  It's just not Ivy League, now is it?'
 
2014-05-01 01:17:47 PM  
From Yahoo News:
"TEANECK, N.J. (AP) - Sixty-two students were arrested Thursday after police said they broke into their high school overnight for a senior class prank, urinating in hallways, greasing doorknobs with petroleum jelly and taping hot dogs to lockers. "
 
2014-05-01 01:19:14 PM  
"They are all good kids," one mother said as she left the courtroom.

Yes, vandalism is a hallmark of good kids.
 
2014-05-01 01:24:06 PM  
"They are all good kids," one mother said

Oh Jersey, you so fun-nay!
 
2014-05-01 01:28:15 PM  
I don't really get the senior prank thing...  Hey, let's thank the people who worked their asses off for the last 3 - 6 years to make sure we graduate and have some decent opportunities by making their lives even more difficult (even the non-destructive ones cost time for cleanup, and often it's the caretakers who have to do it).

Having said that, a good prank should both flatter the target and make them laugh.  The Yugo in the gym is a perfect example.  You wouldn't target someone you hate with such a funny prank, and any person in their right mind would see that, have a good laugh, and probably take a picture to put on the office bulletin board!

I do miss the old days of the engineering hell raising committee in undergrad.  Engineering pranks are the best pranks.
 
2014-05-01 01:30:40 PM  
when i was a sophomore in high school, the senior prank was to insert a oral sex porn tape after the credits on the school-wide news program that was being shown via closed circuit TV.  the punchline actually came for a student with thick glasses that sat in the back.  while we were laughing our asses off, he shrugged and said "what's the big deal? she's eating fried chicken!"
 
2014-05-01 01:35:52 PM  
"This is gonna be so rad and edgy!"

"What are we we doing for senior prank?"

"We're gonna piss everywhere and break sh*t!"

"Are we awesome, or what?"
 
2014-05-01 01:36:51 PM  
I remember some guys putting a car in the school lobby. And another year they took a clunker and half buried it nose down right at the front entrance. Surprised they didn't hit utility lines or something.
 
2014-05-01 01:37:24 PM  
When I was a senior in high school, our senior prank involved making a ginormous 8 foot long joint to stick in the mouth of the giant sculpted Tiger head hanging on the front of our school. It was hilarious. And nothing like pranks nowadays.
 
2014-05-01 01:38:21 PM  

bearcats1983: Looking back, it would've been great to crawl out of the tent while everyone was walking into the building that morning...what could've been.


You probably would have been waken up by police screaming at you to get on the ground with your hands behind your back.
 
2014-05-01 01:39:58 PM  

echomike23: when i was a sophomore in high school, the senior prank was to insert a oral sex porn tape after the credits on the school-wide news program that was being shown via closed circuit TV.  the punchline actually came for a student with thick glasses that sat in the back.  while we were laughing our asses off, he shrugged and said "what's the big deal? she's eating fried chicken!"


You went to HS with Leeroy Jenkins?
 
2014-05-01 01:40:57 PM  
Nice to see my alma mater in the news today
 
2014-05-01 01:46:56 PM  

H31N0US: Yeah, Teneck.  TNel: "My kid's going to an Ivy League school," a father added

Ok let's look at demographics"

30% of the student body get free or reduced lunch and "In Mathematics, 24.8% were partial proficient, 61.8% proficient and 13.4% advanced proficient (vs. statewide averages of 18.4% partial, 57.9% proficient and 23.7% advanced)"

I highly doubt your vandal kid is going to an Ivy League school.

Poison Ivy League. I.e. Rutgers.

But yeah, Teaneck is ghetto. This level of "prank" doesn't surprise me.


Teaneck isn't a ghetto, the schools are ghettos because all the Jews in town send their kids to private schools.

Oh, I'm not defending Rutgers, but Teaneck High kids won't be accepted to Rutgers either.

/Knows woman who teaches special ed at Teaneck High School.
 
2014-05-01 01:52:29 PM  

TNel: bearcats1983: Looking back, it would've been great to crawl out of the tent while everyone was walking into the building that morning...what could've been.

You probably would have been waken up by police screaming at you to get on the ground with your hands behind your back.


Knowing the cops attitudes toward high school kids in my town - yes, you're probably 100% correct. I can see them arresting us for trespassing, curfew, camping in an unauthorized zone, etc, etc.
 
2014-05-01 01:53:44 PM  

Fissile: H31N0US: Yeah, Teneck.  TNel: "My kid's going to an Ivy League school," a father added

Ok let's look at demographics"

30% of the student body get free or reduced lunch and "In Mathematics, 24.8% were partial proficient, 61.8% proficient and 13.4% advanced proficient (vs. statewide averages of 18.4% partial, 57.9% proficient and 23.7% advanced)"

I highly doubt your vandal kid is going to an Ivy League school.

Poison Ivy League. I.e. Rutgers.

But yeah, Teaneck is ghetto. This level of "prank" doesn't surprise me.

Teaneck isn't a ghetto, the schools are ghettos because all the Jews in town send their kids to private schools.

Oh, I'm not defending Rutgers, but Teaneck High kids won't be accepted to Rutgers either.

/Knows woman who teaches special ed at Teaneck High School.


Another non-racist.
 
2014-05-01 01:57:04 PM  
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2014-05-01 01:58:08 PM  

TNel: "My kid's going to an Ivy League school," a father added

Ok let's look at demographics"

30% of the student body get free or reduced lunch and "In Mathematics, 24.8% were partial proficient, 61.8% proficient and 13.4% advanced proficient (vs. statewide averages of 18.4% partial, 57.9% proficient and 23.7% advanced)"

I highly doubt your vandal kid is going to an Ivy League school.


Well...they let practically anyone into Brown.
 
2014-05-01 02:01:09 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Fissile: H31N0US: Yeah, Teneck.  TNel: "My kid's going to an Ivy League school," a father added

Ok let's look at demographics"

30% of the student body get free or reduced lunch and "In Mathematics, 24.8% were partial proficient, 61.8% proficient and 13.4% advanced proficient (vs. statewide averages of 18.4% partial, 57.9% proficient and 23.7% advanced)"

I highly doubt your vandal kid is going to an Ivy League school.

Poison Ivy League. I.e. Rutgers.

But yeah, Teaneck is ghetto. This level of "prank" doesn't surprise me.

Teaneck isn't a ghetto, the schools are ghettos because all the Jews in town send their kids to private schools.

Oh, I'm not defending Rutgers, but Teaneck High kids won't be accepted to Rutgers either.

/Knows woman who teaches special ed at Teaneck High School.

Another non-racist.



There's actually a really funny joke built right into the line you highlighted.
 
2014-05-01 02:07:01 PM  

Pangea: DROxINxTHExWIND: Fissile: H31N0US: Yeah, Teneck.  TNel: "My kid's going to an Ivy League school," a father added

Ok let's look at demographics"

30% of the student body get free or reduced lunch and "In Mathematics, 24.8% were partial proficient, 61.8% proficient and 13.4% advanced proficient (vs. statewide averages of 18.4% partial, 57.9% proficient and 23.7% advanced)"

I highly doubt your vandal kid is going to an Ivy League school.

Poison Ivy League. I.e. Rutgers.

But yeah, Teaneck is ghetto. This level of "prank" doesn't surprise me.

Teaneck isn't a ghetto, the schools are ghettos because all the Jews in town send their kids to private schools.

Oh, I'm not defending Rutgers, but Teaneck High kids won't be accepted to Rutgers either.

/Knows woman who teaches special ed at Teaneck High School.

Another non-racist.


There's actually a really funny joke built right into the line you highlighted.



Tried to find it. Might be something that's obscure to me.
 
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