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(National Geographic)   Antibiotic resistant bacteria now killing 23,000 Americans every year. EVERYBODY FARKING PANIC   (news.nationalgeographic.com) divider line 134
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2014-05-01 09:56:32 AM
1) Quit screaming for a farking z Pac every time you sniffle
2) Quit asking for AB for your snot nosed brat. Unless they have a high fever indicating a bacterial infection, AB will not work on an ear infection.
3) Quit doing C-sections because it is "easier"; kids need the microbes from the vajayjay.
4) Step away from the Purell. You are breeding superbugs with your freakiness about germs.And they are making money off of you.
5) Stop being such a farking germaphobe. YOU NEED THEM GERMS.
6) Take some farking probiotics.

\farkin' people...
\\ farkin' corporations making money off of people
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2014-05-01 10:11:37 AM

silo123j: 1) Quit screaming for a farking z Pac every time you sniffle
2) Quit asking for AB for your snot nosed brat. Unless they have a high fever indicating a bacterial infection, AB will not work on an ear infection.
3) Quit doing C-sections because it is "easier"; kids need the microbes from the vajayjay.
4) Step away from the Purell. You are breeding superbugs with your freakiness about germs.And they are making money off of you.
5) Stop being such a farking germaphobe. YOU NEED THEM GERMS.
6) Take some farking probiotics.

\farkin' people...
\\ farkin' corporations making money off of people
\\\ fark fark farkity fark.


All of this.  Also when you actually DO need antibiotics, finish the script, there's a reason a certain amount is prescribed.
 
2014-05-01 11:42:47 AM
That's one nasty mo-fo bacteria to rack up a body count like that, yo.
 
2014-05-01 11:42:55 AM
So long as I'm not one of those 23,000, everything is groovy. More elbow room!
 
2014-05-01 11:43:12 AM
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2014-05-01 11:44:36 AM

silo123j: 1) Quit screaming for a farking z Pac every time you sniffle
2) Quit asking for AB for your snot nosed brat. Unless they have a high fever indicating a bacterial infection, AB will not work on an ear infection.
3) Quit doing C-sections because it is "easier"; kids need the microbes from the vajayjay.
4) Step away from the Purell. You are breeding superbugs with your freakiness about germs.And they are making money off of you.
5) Stop being such a farking germaphobe. YOU NEED THEM GERMS.
6) Take some farking probiotics.

\farkin' people...
\\ farkin' corporations making money off of people
\\\ fark fark farkity fark.


What you've listed is minor compared to antibiotics in the food supply.
 
2014-05-01 11:45:02 AM
Or, you know, you could just wash your damn hands already.

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2014-05-01 11:45:50 AM
"Genetics is working against us, almost like a science-fiction story"

Sounds more like science-fact to me, and a natural progression.  Sure antibiotics are overused, but isn't this bound to happen eventually either way?  Evolution and stuff.
 
2014-05-01 11:46:35 AM
This is why I go for a weekly swim in he James River. If I let my e-coli, petroleum  & Kepone levels drop, I'm a goner.
 
2014-05-01 11:47:12 AM
I know its the camel's nose under the tent, but 23,000 is statistically noise, which is why this doesnt get more play.  LIke silo123 and PluckYew pointed out, we're doing it to ourselves.  I fear that 23,000 will be 230,000 soon, and by then itll be too late to do much about it.
 
2014-05-01 11:47:36 AM
But there's no such thing as evolution!!1!

On a serious note, as a comparison, in the US 33,561 people died in car accidents in 2012.
 
2014-05-01 11:48:08 AM

nekom: silo123j: 1) Quit screaming for a farking z Pac every time you sniffle
2) Quit asking for AB for your snot nosed brat. Unless they have a high fever indicating a bacterial infection, AB will not work on an ear infection.
3) Quit doing C-sections because it is "easier"; kids need the microbes from the vajayjay.
4) Step away from the Purell. You are breeding superbugs with your freakiness about germs.And they are making money off of you.
5) Stop being such a farking germaphobe. YOU NEED THEM GERMS.
6) Take some farking probiotics.

\farkin' people...
\\ farkin' corporations making money off of people
\\\ fark fark farkity fark.

All of this.  Also when you actually DO need antibiotics, finish the script, there's a reason a certain amount is prescribed.


Are u 2 teh tarded?

#4: purell is not an anti biotic. It's gelatinized ethanol.

If that caused germ resistance the first time a berry dropped into a bog and fermented, all higher life forms on earth would've been doomed.

Stop talking out yr arse.
 
2014-05-01 11:48:58 AM

silo123j: 1) Quit screaming for a farking z Pac every time you sniffle
2) Quit asking for AB for your snot nosed brat. Unless they have a high fever indicating a bacterial infection, AB will not work on an ear infection.
3) Quit doing C-sections because it is "easier"; kids need the microbes from the vajayjay.
4) Step away from the Purell. You are breeding superbugs with your freakiness about germs.And they are making money off of you.
5) Stop being such a farking germaphobe. YOU NEED THEM GERMS.
6) Take some farking probiotics.

\farkin' people...
\\ farkin' corporations making money off of people
\\\ fark fark farkity fark.


And don't forget to wash those hands.
 
2014-05-01 11:49:29 AM

silo123j: AB will not work on an ear infection.


Yes it will, most ear infections are bacterial
 
2014-05-01 11:49:47 AM
those people just need more antibiotics.
 
2014-05-01 11:50:02 AM

silo123j: 1) Quit screaming for a farking z Pac every time you sniffle
2) Quit asking for AB for your snot nosed brat. Unless they have a high fever indicating a bacterial infection, AB will not work on an ear infection.
3) Quit doing C-sections because it is "easier"; kids need the microbes from the vajayjay.
4) Step away from the Purell. You are breeding superbugs with your freakiness about germs.And they are making money off of you.
5) Stop being such a farking germaphobe. YOU NEED THEM GERMS.
6) Take some farking probiotics.

\farkin' people...
\\ farkin' corporations making money off of people
\\\ fark fark farkity fark.


I agree with all of these except #4.  Hand sanitizers are alcohol based, which destroys everything inside a bacteria cell at once.
They can't ever build a resistance to it.
 
2014-05-01 11:50:23 AM
I'm confused as to why an English rock band is suddenly the authority on drug resistant superbugs.
 
2014-05-01 11:51:39 AM
I think it was 60 Minutes that did a story recently that there's no profit in anti-biotic development so drug companies have stopped doing research to combat super bugs.
 
2014-05-01 11:53:21 AM

silo123j: 4) Step away from the Purell. You are breeding superbugs with your freakiness about germs.And they are making money off of you


Purell isn't an antibiotic.  It's an alcohol gel, essentially a brute force sanitization method.  As such, I'm not particularly concerned about it.  Everything else is right on.

/soap and water work just as well.
 
2014-05-01 11:53:48 AM
JimmyFartpants: silo123j: 1) Quit screaming for a farking z Pac every time you sniffle
2) Quit asking for AB for your snot nosed brat. Unless they have a high fever indicating a bacterial infection, AB will not work on an ear infection.
3) Quit doing C-sections because it is "easier"; kids need the microbes from the vajayjay.
4) Step away from the Purell. You are breeding superbugs with your freakiness about germs.And they are making money off of you.
5) Stop being such a farking germaphobe. YOU NEED THEM GERMS.
6) Take some farking probiotics.

\farkin' people...
\\ farkin' corporations making money off of people
\\\ fark fark farkity fark.

I agree with all of these except #4.  Hand sanitizers are alcohol based, which destroys everything inside a bacteria cell at once.
They can't ever build a resistance to it.

.>>> plus you can drink it if you want!
 
2014-05-01 11:54:55 AM

PluckYew: I think it was 60 Minutes that did a story recently that there's no profit in anti-biotic development so drug companies have stopped doing research to combat super bugs.


On the one hand, 60 minutes blows up everything into a conspiracy to get the little guy.  On the other hand, this sounds entirely plausible, since new antibiotics wouldn't be widely deployed but held in reserve to deal with serious cases, making them not very profitable.
 
2014-05-01 11:55:15 AM

PluckYew: silo123j: 1) Quit screaming for a farking z Pac every time you sniffle
2) Quit asking for AB for your snot nosed brat. Unless they have a high fever indicating a bacterial infection, AB will not work on an ear infection.
3) Quit doing C-sections because it is "easier"; kids need the microbes from the vajayjay.
4) Step away from the Purell. You are breeding superbugs with your freakiness about germs.And they are making money off of you.
5) Stop being such a farking germaphobe. YOU NEED THEM GERMS.
6) Take some farking probiotics.

\farkin' people...
\\ farkin' corporations making money off of people
\\\ fark fark farkity fark.

What you've listed is minor compared to antibiotics in the food supply.


Oh, and #3: it aint the vajayjay, it's the forced anal leakage. Just rub yr kid in shiat, same dif.
 
2014-05-01 11:57:17 AM
 
2014-05-01 11:57:18 AM
I blame doctors for overprescribing and patients for stopping their regimen as soon as they start feeling better.
 
2014-05-01 11:57:50 AM
silo123j
1) Quit screaming for a farking z Pac every time you sniffle
2) Quit asking for AB for your snot nosed brat. Unless they have a high fever indicating a bacterial infection, AB will not work on an ear infection.
3) Quit doing C-sections because it is "easier"; kids need the microbes from the vajayjay.
4) Step away from the Purell. You are breeding superbugs with your freakiness about germs.And they are making money off of you.
5) Stop being such a farking germaphobe. YOU NEED THEM GERMS.
6) Take some farking probiotics.
\farkin' people...
\\ farkin' corporations making money off of people
\\\ fark fark farkity fark.


Link
It isn't just about personal habits here.  Corporations act all corporationary, acting in the short-term not caring about the future.
 
2014-05-01 11:58:03 AM
Close all the ports.
 
2014-05-01 11:58:04 AM

Serious Post on Serious Thread: nekom: silo123j: 1) Quit screaming for a farking z Pac every time you sniffle
2) Quit asking for AB for your snot nosed brat. Unless they have a high fever indicating a bacterial infection, AB will not work on an ear infection.
3) Quit doing C-sections because it is "easier"; kids need the microbes from the vajayjay.
4) Step away from the Purell. You are breeding superbugs with your freakiness about germs.And they are making money off of you.
5) Stop being such a farking germaphobe. YOU NEED THEM GERMS.
6) Take some farking probiotics.

\farkin' people...
\\ farkin' corporations making money off of people
\\\ fark fark farkity fark.

All of this.  Also when you actually DO need antibiotics, finish the script, there's a reason a certain amount is prescribed.

Are u 2 teh tarded?

#4: purell is not an anti biotic. It's gelatinized ethanol.

If that caused germ resistance the first time a berry dropped into a bog and fermented, all higher life forms on earth would've been doomed.

Stop talking out yr arse.


Do you understand what germ resistance is? Hitting bugs with antibiotics doesn't make them more deadly or harder for your immune system to kill.

Any method you use to kill germs that does not kill every last one of them creates a strain that that particular method is just a bit less effective at killing. Because they're all descended from the ones that didn't get killed in the first round.

Repeated exposure to ethanol wouldn't make a bug that is hard or impossible to kill, thus dooming us all. It'd make a bug that is hard or impossible to kill with ethanol.
 
2014-05-01 11:58:05 AM

silo123j: 1) Quit screaming for a farking z Pac every time you sniffle
2) Quit asking for AB for your snot nosed brat. Unless they have a high fever indicating a bacterial infection, AB will not work on an ear infection.
3) Quit doing C-sections because it is "easier"; kids need the microbes from the vajayjay.
4) Step away from the Purell. You are breeding superbugs with your freakiness about germs.And they are making money off of you.
5) Stop being such a farking germaphobe. YOU NEED THEM GERMS.
6) Take some farking probiotics.

\farkin' people...
\\ farkin' corporations making money off of people
\\\ fark fark farkity fark.


I read somewhere that germs are bad.  Now you're telling me I need germs?  Clearly you need to pick a position and stick to it.
 
2014-05-01 11:59:06 AM

nekom: silo123j: 1) Quit screaming for a farking z Pac every time you sniffle
2) Quit asking for AB for your snot nosed brat. Unless they have a high fever indicating a bacterial infection, AB will not work on an ear infection.
3) Quit doing C-sections because it is "easier"; kids need the microbes from the vajayjay.
4) Step away from the Purell. You are breeding superbugs with your freakiness about germs.And they are making money off of you.
5) Stop being such a farking germaphobe. YOU NEED THEM GERMS.
6) Take some farking probiotics.

\farkin' people...
\\ farkin' corporations making money off of people
\\\ fark fark farkity fark.

All of this.  Also when you actually DO need antibiotics, finish the script, there's a reason a certain amount is prescribed.


A very big this; that's how some AB resistant bacteria start.  People start feeling better once they begin taking the ABs, then stop instead of finishing it off.
 
2014-05-01 12:00:27 PM
Too bad I cant read the page because of the farking SUBSCRIBE NOW popup that wont go away
 
2014-05-01 12:00:36 PM

JimmyFartpants: silo123j: 1) Quit screaming for a farking z Pac every time you sniffle
2) Quit asking for AB for your snot nosed brat. Unless they have a high fever indicating a bacterial infection, AB will not work on an ear infection.
3) Quit doing C-sections because it is "easier"; kids need the microbes from the vajayjay.
4) Step away from the Purell. You are breeding superbugs with your freakiness about germs.And they are making money off of you.
5) Stop being such a farking germaphobe. YOU NEED THEM GERMS.
6) Take some farking probiotics.

\farkin' people...
\\ farkin' corporations making money off of people
\\\ fark fark farkity fark.

I agree with all of these except #4.  Hand sanitizers are alcohol based, which destroys everything inside a bacteria cell at once.
They can't ever build a resistance to it.


That's not the point. Point is, if you are constantly disinfecting your hands and everything in your home like any germaphobe, you are not building up your immune system. Then when get sick you get really farking sick.
 
2014-05-01 12:01:03 PM

silo123j: 1) Quit screaming for a farking z Pac every time you sniffle
2) Quit asking for AB for your snot nosed brat. Unless they have a high fever indicating a bacterial infection, AB will not work on an ear infection.
3) Quit doing C-sections because it is "easier"; kids need the microbes from the vajayjay.
4) Step away from the Purell. You are breeding superbugs with your freakiness about germs.And they are making money off of you.
5) Stop being such a farking germaphobe. YOU NEED THEM GERMS.
6) Take some farking probiotics.

\farkin' people...
\\ farkin' corporations making money off of people
\\\ fark fark farkity fark.


Did/do all of these except the probiotics.  Hand sanitizer melts my skin off, and irritates the hell our of my kids' skin.

There is one problem.  The school looks at you kinda weird if you haven't taken your kid to see a health professional for anything except shots and you can't remember their doctor's name.

It's not that they don't get sick, it's just that we don't run to the doctor to get a 10 day course of antibiotics for a disease that typically is fought off in 7-10 days or less.
 
2014-05-01 12:03:41 PM

silo123j: 1) Quit screaming for a farking z Pac every time you sniffle
2) Quit asking for AB for your snot nosed brat. Unless they have a high fever indicating a bacterial infection, AB will not work on an ear infection.
3) Quit doing C-sections because it is "easier"; kids need the microbes from the vajayjay.
4) Step away from the Purell. You are breeding superbugs with your freakiness about germs.And they are making money off of you.
5) Stop being such a farking germaphobe. YOU NEED THEM GERMS.
6) Take some farking probiotics.

\farkin' people...
\\ farkin' corporations making money off of people
\\\ fark fark farkity fark.


So those of us who have lived without healthcare most of our lives are superbug killing machines?
 
2014-05-01 12:03:51 PM
I've been assured by farkers that there are too many people on the planet earf as it is and mother Gaia is exacting her revenge for Chevy Suburbans.

This is why i suppport the following measures to thin the heard, especially the poors: Free Abortions for All! (mandatory for the poors), Free Guns for All! (especially the poors), Economic Policies that Continue to Push More Monies to the top 1%!, Lower Employment for Young Minorities and Women! Increased Mining for Gems/Minerals in 3rd World Nations for Lower Pay! Increased Spending on Education but with Poorer Results than Other Nations! Continuation of 2 Party Political System that Villifies One Another on Nation Media!

Once the revolution gets into full swing we should be down to sustainable population numbers within 36-48 months and the planet will be safe again.
 
2014-05-01 12:03:53 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: I blame doctors for overprescribing and patients for stopping their regimen as soon as they start feeling better.


I blame money hungry hospitals. I worked in a hospital for 6 months and had staph infection 3 times. My service dog had it once.   :/
 
2014-05-01 12:04:09 PM

Delta1212: Serious Post on Serious Thread: nekom: silo123j: 1) Quit screaming for a farking z Pac every time you sniffle
2) Quit asking for AB for your snot nosed brat. Unless they have a high fever indicating a bacterial infection, AB will not work on an ear infection.
3) Quit doing C-sections because it is "easier"; kids need the microbes from the vajayjay.
4) Step away from the Purell. You are breeding superbugs with your freakiness about germs.And they are making money off of you.
5) Stop being such a farking germaphobe. YOU NEED THEM GERMS.
6) Take some farking probiotics.

\farkin' people...
\\ farkin' corporations making money off of people
\\\ fark fark farkity fark.

All of this.  Also when you actually DO need antibiotics, finish the script, there's a reason a certain amount is prescribed.

Are u 2 teh tarded?

#4: purell is not an anti biotic. It's gelatinized ethanol.

If that caused germ resistance the first time a berry dropped into a bog and fermented, all higher life forms on earth would've been doomed.

Stop talking out yr arse.

Do you understand what germ resistance is? Hitting bugs with antibiotics doesn't make them more deadly or harder for your immune system to kill.

Any method you use to kill germs that does not kill every last one of them creates a strain that that particular method is just a bit less effective at killing. Because they're all descended from the ones that didn't get killed in the first round.

Repeated exposure to ethanol wouldn't make a bug that is hard or impossible to kill, thus dooming us all. It'd make a bug that is hard or impossible to kill with ethanol.


You r alive. Therefore u r wrong.
 
2014-05-01 12:05:40 PM

CruJones: "Genetics is working against us, almost like a science-fiction story"

Sounds more like science-fact to me, and a natural progression.  Sure antibiotics are overused, but isn't this bound to happen eventually either way?  Evolution and stuff.


When you're raised on a bible instead of a science book, anything "discoveries" that are suddenly realized by you seem far too good to be true, and thus as if fiction suddenly became reality when it was actually there all along, yet you were told to ignore it.

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-05-01 12:05:47 PM
On the upside, if a global pandemic kills off a sizable percentage of people, unemployment will decrease, and the minimum wage would likely go up!

That's a win for the left!
 
2014-05-01 12:06:10 PM
Kill it with Fire!
 
2014-05-01 12:08:24 PM

cowgirl toffee: The My Little Pony Killer: I blame doctors for overprescribing and patients for stopping their regimen as soon as they start feeling better.

I blame money hungry hospitals. I worked in a hospital for 6 months and had staph infection 3 times. My service dog had it once.   :/


I blame Obama.
 
2014-05-01 12:09:23 PM

Delta1212: Serious Post on Serious Thread: nekom: silo123j: 1) Quit screaming for a farking z Pac every time you sniffle
2) Quit asking for AB for your snot nosed brat. Unless they have a high fever indicating a bacterial infection, AB will not work on an ear infection.
3) Quit doing C-sections because it is "easier"; kids need the microbes from the vajayjay.
4) Step away from the Purell. You are breeding superbugs with your freakiness about germs.And they are making money off of you.
5) Stop being such a farking germaphobe. YOU NEED THEM GERMS.
6) Take some farking probiotics.

\farkin' people...
\\ farkin' corporations making money off of people
\\\ fark fark farkity fark.

All of this.  Also when you actually DO need antibiotics, finish the script, there's a reason a certain amount is prescribed.

Are u 2 teh tarded?

#4: purell is not an anti biotic. It's gelatinized ethanol.

If that caused germ resistance the first time a berry dropped into a bog and fermented, all higher life forms on earth would've been doomed.

Stop talking out yr arse.

Do you understand what germ resistance is? Hitting bugs with antibiotics doesn't make them more deadly or harder for your immune system to kill.

Any method you use to kill germs that does not kill every last one of them creates a strain that that particular method is just a bit less effective at killing. Because they're all descended from the ones that didn't get killed in the first round.

Repeated exposure to ethanol wouldn't make a bug that is hard or impossible to kill, thus dooming us all. It'd make a bug that is hard or impossible to kill with ethanol.


Not really. Ethanol is like fire for germs. They don't become resistant. If they didn't die, they didn't get exposed enough.
 
2014-05-01 12:10:52 PM
"our immune system needs practice"

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X29lF43mUlo
 
2014-05-01 12:13:08 PM

Serious Post on Serious Thread: #4: purell is not an anti biotic. It's gelatinized ethanol.


And ehtanol kills bacteria. So you are saying it's not an antibiotic because it's not from a pharma company?

ProTip: Maybe you need to back off calling other people stupid until you stop saying stupid crap in public.
 
2014-05-01 12:13:35 PM

mutterfark: silo123j: 1) Quit screaming for a farking z Pac every time you sniffle
2) Quit asking for AB for your snot nosed brat. Unless they have a high fever indicating a bacterial infection, AB will not work on an ear infection.
3) Quit doing C-sections because it is "easier"; kids need the microbes from the vajayjay.
4) Step away from the Purell. You are breeding superbugs with your freakiness about germs.And they are making money off of you.
5) Stop being such a farking germaphobe. YOU NEED THEM GERMS.
6) Take some farking probiotics.

\farkin' people...
\\ farkin' corporations making money off of people
\\\ fark fark farkity fark.

So those of us who have lived without healthcare most of our lives are superbug killing machines?


The poor are like cockroaches in many ways.
 
2014-05-01 12:13:46 PM

PluckYew: silo123j: 1) Quit screaming for a farking z Pac every time you sniffle
2) Quit asking for AB for your snot nosed brat. Unless they have a high fever indicating a bacterial infection, AB will not work on an ear infection.
3) Quit doing C-sections because it is "easier"; kids need the microbes from the vajayjay.
4) Step away from the Purell. You are breeding superbugs with your freakiness about germs.And they are making money off of you.
5) Stop being such a farking germaphobe. YOU NEED THEM GERMS.
6) Take some farking probiotics.

\farkin' people...
\\ farkin' corporations making money off of people
\\\ fark fark farkity fark.


Mostly this, although the real argument against the Purell is it's not a replacement for hand-washing, but people treat it as such. It's not very effective if your hands are dirty and not very effective against viruses.

What you've listed is minor compared to antibiotics in the food supply.

And that. It's disturbing that it took us so long to realize that regularly doping healthy animals with the same antibiotics we use for people might lead to some problems. It's not like we haven't been aware of antibiotic resistance since shortly after penicillin first became widely used.
 
2014-05-01 12:14:00 PM

trevzie: silo123j: AB will not work on an ear infection.

Yes it will, most ear infections are bacterial


Yes, and ear infections typically resolve in the same amount of time with or without antibiotics. Treat the discomfort and if it persists, THEN see a doctor. Prescribing antibiotics is often irresponsible and doctors should hold public health in a higher regard.
 
2014-05-01 12:14:02 PM
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2014-05-01 12:15:01 PM

Private_Citizen: Not really. Ethanol is like fire for germs. They don't become resistant. If they didn't die, they didn't get exposed enough.


By autoclaving our petri dishes, we're breeding heat-resistant superbugs! Everybody panic!

/jk
 
2014-05-01 12:15:08 PM

Rwa2play: nekom: silo123j: 1) Quit screaming for a farking z Pac every time you sniffle
2) Quit asking for AB for your snot nosed brat. Unless they have a high fever indicating a bacterial infection, AB will not work on an ear infection.
3) Quit doing C-sections because it is "easier"; kids need the microbes from the vajayjay.
4) Step away from the Purell. You are breeding superbugs with your freakiness about germs.And they are making money off of you.
5) Stop being such a farking germaphobe. YOU NEED THEM GERMS.
6) Take some farking probiotics.

\farkin' people...
\\ farkin' corporations making money off of people
\\\ fark fark farkity fark.

All of this.  Also when you actually DO need antibiotics, finish the script, there's a reason a certain amount is prescribed.

A very big this; that's how some AB resistant bacteria start.  People start feeling better once they begin taking the ABs, then stop instead of finishing it off.


Some twits save the remainder for the next time they get sick. Saves on doctor's visits!
 
2014-05-01 12:15:10 PM

nekom: silo123j: 1) Quit screaming for a farking z Pac every time you sniffle
2) Quit asking for AB for your snot nosed brat. Unless they have a high fever indicating a bacterial infection, AB will not work on an ear infection.
3) Quit doing C-sections because it is "easier"; kids need the microbes from the vajayjay.
4) Step away from the Purell. You are breeding superbugs with your freakiness about germs.And they are making money off of you.
5) Stop being such a farking germaphobe. YOU NEED THEM GERMS.
6) Take some farking probiotics.

\farkin' people...
\\ farkin' corporations making money off of people
\\\ fark fark farkity fark.

All of this.  Also when you actually DO need antibiotics, finish the script, there's a reason a certain amount is prescribed.


And avoid visiting/being admitted to hospitals - septic shock central (autoclave them from space - only way to be sure)
 
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