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(CBC)   Brace yourselves, America: Rob Ford, on if he loses re-election: "Once I'm done, I'm done. I'm going to California"   (cbc.ca) divider line 154
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2014-05-01 10:27:45 AM
By then he'll have spent all his days with as a mayor unkind, Smoked all his stuff and drank all all his wine.

Then there was much rejoicing.
 
2014-05-01 10:36:39 AM
Hey Rob, crack is also illegal in Cali.
 
2014-05-01 10:52:10 AM
With an achin' in his heart?
 
2014-05-01 11:15:35 AM
I don't think so.
 
2014-05-01 11:19:53 AM
Justin Bieber or Rob Ford, Canada!  Not both!

i595.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-01 11:27:25 AM

Doctor Funkenstein: Justin Bieber or Rob Ford, Canada!  Not both!

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Hey, they're America's hat. They have to keep both and take Kanye and the Kardashian sisters too
 
2014-05-01 11:31:14 AM

ArkAngel: Doctor Funkenstein: Justin Bieber or Rob Ford, Canada!  Not both!

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Hey, they're America's hat. They have to keep both and take Kanye and the Kardashian sisters too


Whoah, we're just trying to keep things fair here, not start a war.
 
2014-05-01 11:36:13 AM
Just shows he doesn't know much about America. The right state for a fellow like him is Florida.
 
2014-05-01 11:37:40 AM

Private_Citizen: Just shows he doesn't know much about America. The right state for a fellow like him is Florida.


This - he can't come to California. the crack and the drunkeness are fine, but......he's fat.
 
2014-05-01 11:37:53 AM

strangeguitar: With an achin' in his heart?


He will drink all your wine.
 
2014-05-01 11:37:56 AM
So remember Toronto, If you not only want him out of office, but would also like to run him out of the city, this is how you do it.
 
2014-05-01 11:38:33 AM
Might I suggest the city of Weed?
 
2014-05-01 11:38:47 AM
Only if he promises to eat Justin Bieber, whatever that is.
 
2014-05-01 11:39:22 AM
So its deeply offensive to want to do a relatively above average blonde chick?

I mean sure.. he is not exactly a good looking man.. but most women go for the man in power over looks anyway so shouldnt she be happy that he would pay her such a compliment?
 
2014-05-01 11:39:31 AM
He would be a welcome upgrade compared to anyone on the San Francisco Board of Stupidvisors.
 
2014-05-01 11:39:38 AM
How many people get to say "I only smoke crack when I'm drunk" in public and still keep their high-profile job?
 
2014-05-01 11:40:30 AM

ArkAngel: Doctor Funkenstein: Justin Bieber or Rob Ford, Canada!  Not both!

[i595.photobucket.com image 640x400]

Hey, they're America's hat. They have to keep both and take Kanye and the Kardashian sisters too


Would that make Cali the United States' fat ass?
 
2014-05-01 11:40:34 AM

jso2897: Private_Citizen: Just shows he doesn't know much about America. The right state for a fellow like him is Florida.

This - he can't come to California. the crack and the drunkeness are fine, but......he's fat.


And he apparently has a problem with gay people...
 
2014-05-01 11:40:41 AM
Cool.
 
2014-05-01 11:41:41 AM

El Dudereno: Only if he promises to eat Justin Bieber, whatever that is.


i595.photobucket.com
Well, this is a fine mess you've gotten us into.

/i'm not proud that i have this picture so readily available
 
2014-05-01 11:42:04 AM

Private_Citizen: Just shows he doesn't know much about America. The right state for a fellow like him is Florida.


The problem is that he's got a record in Florida:
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2014-05-01 11:43:47 AM

Private_Citizen: Just shows he doesn't know much about America. The right state for a fellow like him is Florida.


He doesn't look like the kind of guy that enjoys humidity.
 
2014-05-01 11:45:07 AM

Headso: jso2897: Private_Citizen: Just shows he doesn't know much about America. The right state for a fellow like him is Florida.

This - he can't come to California. the crack and the drunkeness are fine, but......he's fat.

And he apparently has a problem with gay people...


He'll fit in in Porterville... Only town to pass a resolution in support of Prop 8, and the mayor who declared June 2013 LGBT Pride Month was removed from office for doing so.
 
2014-05-01 11:45:46 AM
Will he stay in a hotel?

We are all just prisoners here, of our own device...
 
2014-05-01 11:48:26 AM
cdn.rsvlts.com
 
2014-05-01 11:49:22 AM
Ford, Bieber.....they are sending both of them?


Are we actually at war now?
 
2014-05-01 11:51:46 AM
He would guarantee a republican win in 2016 if he was the VP candidate.
 
2014-05-01 11:53:14 AM
The raw sewage of our humanity _always_ travels south. David Frum, Ted Cruz, Fat Bastard, and Justin Beaver. There's some kind of American poultice that draws them out like puss.
 
2014-05-01 11:53:28 AM

Doctor Funkenstein: El Dudereno: Only if he promises to eat Justin Bieber, whatever that is.

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Well, this is a fine mess you've gotten us into.

/i'm not proud that i have this picture so readily available


Ha!

/ Beiber is all of Canada's douchebaggery condensed into one vaguely human form, and ejected from the country like the detritus that he is
// Very efficient means of garbage disposal
 
2014-05-01 11:54:59 AM

Phil Moskowitz: There's some kind of American poultice


it's spelled poutine
 
2014-05-01 11:55:14 AM
Will fit right in. Un-noticed.
 
2014-05-01 11:55:30 AM

Doctor Funkenstein: El Dudereno: Only if he promises to eat Justin Bieber, whatever that is.

[i595.photobucket.com image 620x347]
Well, this is a fine mess you've gotten us into.

/i'm not proud that i have this picture so readily available


That's the first time I've seen that.  LOL, hilarious.
 
2014-05-01 11:56:27 AM

strangeguitar: With an achin' in his heart?


Someone told him there's a girl out there.
 
2014-05-01 11:56:31 AM

bloatboy: He would be a welcome upgrade compared to anyone on the San Francisco Board of Stupidvisors.


Spoken like a true "I don't actually live there" San Franciscan.
 
2014-05-01 11:57:59 AM

Foundling: Might I suggest the city of Weed?


Nah, get him a trailer in San Bernardino county.
 
2014-05-01 11:58:36 AM

strangeguitar: With an achin' in his heart?


Damn you... you stole it...  But Beautiful....
 
2014-05-01 11:58:52 AM

wantingout: He would guarantee a republican win in 2016 if he was the VP candidate.


Liberal please, that's Nancy Pelosi's running mate hands down. A druggy and a dummy.
 
2014-05-01 11:59:05 AM
Ok, time to start manning our Canadian border.  This shiat has got to stop.
 
2014-05-01 11:59:05 AM
They sent us Celine Dion , and I said nothing. They sent us Justin Bieber, and I said nothing.
 
2014-05-01 12:01:57 PM
Canadakotans not welcome. Deport bieber
 
2014-05-01 12:02:08 PM
In exchange, we'll send them back Justin Bieber, Celine Dion and Nickelback.  We'll keep Avril Lavigne, though.
 
2014-05-01 12:02:35 PM

cgraves67: Private_Citizen: Just shows he doesn't know much about America. The right state for a fellow like him is Florida.

He doesn't look like the kind of guy that enjoys humidity.


Oh, it gets humid in Toronto in the summer. That's how he earned his nickname 'Sweaty Bob.'
 
2014-05-01 12:04:06 PM

Doctor Funkenstein: Justin Bieber or Rob Ford, Canada!  Not both!

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Apparently there was some kind of altercation between the two of them recently. LINK

Do I smell a new reality series?
 
2014-05-01 12:04:58 PM
I like this guy. I hope he turns it around and becomes Canada's new Queen.
 
2014-05-01 12:05:22 PM
I'll take Undesirable Alien Classifications for 100, Alex.
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2014-05-01 12:05:39 PM

mutterfark: Foundling: Might I suggest the city of Weed?

Nah, get him a trailer in San Bernardino county.


How about a Winnebago in Mojave?
 
2014-05-01 12:07:47 PM
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Rob Ford thinks he's coming to California?  Let's go protect that northern border...
 
2014-05-01 12:09:00 PM

Petit_Merdeux: strangeguitar: With an achin' in his heart?

He will drink all your wine.


Well he has smoked his stuff.
 
2014-05-01 12:11:05 PM

LibertyHiller: mutterfark: Foundling: Might I suggest the city of Weed?

Nah, get him a trailer in San Bernardino county.

How about a Winnebago in Mojave?


That don't apply to Bobby.
 
2014-05-01 12:11:22 PM

LibertyHiller: mutterfark: Foundling: Might I suggest the city of Weed?

Nah, get him a trailer in San Bernardino county.

How about a Winnebago in Mojave?


www.turtletrack.org
Watch out for Cowboy.
 
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