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(PCWorld)   When you're a major wireless company, you buy a television provider. When you buy a television provider, people look at you funny. When people look at you funny, you'll get your ass kicked. Don't become a wireless company. Buy DirecTV   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, DirecTV, cable operators, WhatsApp, U.S. TV  
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2014-05-01 01:25:00 PM  
3 votes:
When you make stupid, asinine commercials, with a worn-out premise, I change the channel. When I change the channel, I find something else to watch. When I find something else to watch another damn DirecTV commercial comes on. When another DirecTV commercial comes on, I throw a bowling ball into my TV. Don't make me throw a bowling ball into my TV. Make better commercials.
2014-05-01 01:09:23 PM  
2 votes:
Buy "high".
Sell sober.
2014-05-01 01:29:04 PM  
1 vote:

netringer: ChipNASA: Zombies ate my neighbors: I personally refuse to give any of my money directly to AT&T... so if this happens, buh-bye DSL, Hello god awful arse-raping cable company. At least the cable company doesn't use the worst possible phone system for support... and has local people in their call center. (In other words, they use lube).

Get a Roku, get Amazon Prime, Hulu and netflix and cut the cable.

fark them.....saving about $125 a month and I watch anything I want on demand.

Cool!  How does it get that stuff?

Oh. You need a wire.

Neighbors unsecured wireless connection.
2014-05-01 12:39:33 PM  
1 vote:
So, this is interesting...

AT&T buys TCI Cable (among others).
AT&T sold their cable assets to Comcast.
AT&T then was bought by SBC, changed their name to AT&T.
AT&T starts its own business, Uverse.
and now AT&T wants to buy DirecTV.

This is madness.
This is AT&T.
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