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(CBC)   Just as well there's only one game tonight to open up Round 2, with the carnage to subby's bracket last night. This Original 6 match-up between long term rivals has potential to be epic. Habs - Bruins @7:30ET   ( divider line
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2014-05-01 11:36:45 PM  
3 votes:
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2014-05-01 09:55:57 PM  
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2014-05-02 01:42:36 PM  
2 votes:
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2014-05-02 11:34:41 AM  
1 vote:

jaylectricity: This is why your opinion is shiat. You tell me why YOU dislike him and maybe I'll reconsider.

You know how they say some people have a face for radio? Pierre McGuire has a voice for newspaper.
2014-05-02 07:10:47 AM  
1 vote:

jaylectricity: ontariolightning: Anyway Bruins fans annoy me so you're all racists. And that's just the way it is

Oh, so I annoy you?

Great. Now I have Pesci voice in my head.

MrJesus: As someone who learned to love hockey watching the Habs of the 1970's, I enthusiastically endorse "Invisible Dryden" for nomination to the meme list for this year.

Doesn't stand a chance against Mastodon Curse of 2014.

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2014-05-02 12:14:31 AM  
1 vote:

ontariolightning: jaylectricity: ontariolightning: jaylectricity: ontariolightning: Wonder if Boston fans realize that Iginla is black

We like black people now, didn't ya know?

sometimes its hard to tell.

Most of us voted for Obama. Twice.

i wouldnt have voted obama once. Hes too conservative

You shoulda seen the other guy.
2014-05-01 11:48:04 PM  
1 vote:

MrJesus: he didn't have goddamned farking brooskie asking him stupid goddamned farking questions after every goddamned farking game, OKAY BROOKSIE? HAD ENOUGH?

Yeah, Torts fought back against a tough NY media. Vancouver media is probably as soft as their team.
2014-05-01 11:41:08 PM  
1 vote:

Primitive Screwhead: 2wolves: sno man: MrJesus: I called Torts to the Sharks last night. Gimee my street cred. It will be the perfect match of consistent failure.

I would be really surprised if Torts gets an NHL gig for a while... I wonder how good his Russian is?

He has time to work on it.

Like starting up a jukebox without a dime. Aaaaayyyyyy!!!!

someone else posted this in a hockey thread a few weeks ago, I was so proud...
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2014-05-01 11:39:24 PM  
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2014-05-01 11:35:25 PM  
1 vote:

cameroncrazy1984: jaylectricity: He gets insights from coaches and players


I have been paying attention to your posts for years. Your opinion means nothing because you are wrong so often.
2014-05-01 11:34:00 PM  
1 vote:
One game.for.the night and 1200+ posts.

Suck it NBA fans
2014-05-01 11:28:55 PM  
1 vote:
Well over to Reddit to jerk off to amateur porn.

Jesus f*ck, how much bourbon did I drink?
2014-05-01 11:23:33 PM  
1 vote:


I think Woooo Rask is Tuuka's younger brother in the OHL.
2014-05-01 11:20:35 PM  
1 vote:

fatalvenom: Primitive Screwhead: x2!

I just snapped my circa 1998 Innovative Graphite shaft with replaceable hot glue heads over my knee. It spooked the old lady because she's never seen anyone snap that shaft, especially someone going snomonster.

My knee cap hurts, and I want FRANCOPHONES to die...can the fark god help me out????

Mange d'la marde, criss de tête carrée.

2014-05-01 11:17:25 PM  
1 vote:

cyberbenali: soopey: Polish Hussar: cyberbenali: So, in other news, I am going to finally be a published scientist. An unemployed one, but published

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Nice! What journal? Got an abstract link? Or full link on arxiv?

It's not public yet but it's been unconditionally accepted. It will be published in Ecosphere, the open access journal of Ecology.

Love their February swimsuit issue.

2014-05-01 11:15:23 PM  
1 vote:

Fubegra: change1211: Heh, I never said anything but I didn't see us going anywhere this year. I just didnt think Torts was a good fit.

I'm getting the feeling that if your team hires Tortorella, it's going to be blown up completely.

Torts to the Sharks, then?
2014-05-01 11:12:21 PM  
1 vote:

Primitive Screwhead: x2!

I just snapped my circa 1998 Innovative Graphite shaft with replaceable hot glue heads over my knee. It spooked the old lady because she's never seen anyone snap that shaft, especially someone going snomonster.

My knee cap hurts, and I want FRANCOPHONES to die...can the fark god help me out????
2014-05-01 11:07:24 PM  
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2014-05-01 10:59:17 PM  
1 vote:
TOO MUCH MAN goes undetected?

Weather girls not happy

Wow, that puck was just sitting there....ready for a goal
2014-05-01 10:59:12 PM  
1 vote:
Invisible Dryden!
2014-05-01 10:57:46 PM  
1 vote:

BATMANATEE: Why does OT not have commercials, I have to piss like a racehorse.

(Sponsored Link - Watch the Kentucky Derby, Saturday on NBC)
2014-05-01 10:55:39 PM  
1 vote:

BATMANATEE: Why does OT not have commercials, I have to piss like a racehorse.

Racehorses just piss right where they are.  Are you on your couch?  Will anyone muck your stall?
2014-05-01 10:53:28 PM  
1 vote:

cyberbenali: ytterbium: Rask has one of the best, maybe THE best, goalie masks in the NHL.

If one of these teams were my team, I'd be writhing. How's everyone holding up?

Terribly. I have to pee so badly from rum and nerves.

Use the empties.
2014-05-01 10:36:05 PM  
1 vote:

jaylectricity: 4NSpy: Publikwerks: ontariolightning: @stats_canada: Boston Pizza is currently the least popular restaurant in Quebec

WTF is the deal with Boston Pizza. It's not from Boston, and while Boston has some kick ass pies, I would say they are known for their pizza like New York or Chicago. So....?

Boston Pizza is an italian food chain founded in Edmonton Albert by a Greek guy.

The food is below average.

I dislike Greek pizza joints. Bad crust, weird greasy cheese.

... weird curly hairs in the food.
2014-05-01 10:35:55 PM  
1 vote:

TheManofPA: OtherLittleGuy: MASTADON!


And I'll form the head!

/wait, what are we doing?
2014-05-01 10:34:19 PM  
1 vote:
Boston: Rob Ford
Montreal: Dzhokhar Tsarnaev
2014-05-01 10:12:27 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-05-01 10:11:41 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-05-01 09:54:39 PM  
1 vote:

soopey: Pierre needs to learn what the word omnipresent actually means

He's sharing that Word-of-the-Day calendar with Milbury
2014-05-01 09:51:07 PM  
1 vote:

2wolves: Bahsten has the loudest pipes in the league.

Loud pipes save goals
2014-05-01 09:42:29 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-05-01 09:35:42 PM  
1 vote:
And now the PP.
2014-05-01 09:19:16 PM  
1 vote:

BATMANATEE: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: BATMANATEE: Price has the horseshoe tonight.

How many has he crammed up there? About a stable's worth.

The RCMP Musical Ride has been cancelled until after the playoffs because Price has all the horseshoes.

Carey Price, the only NHL player with a farrier clause in his contract
2014-05-01 09:12:40 PM  
1 vote:

Lando Lincoln: WinoRhino: ColSanders: soopey: That Captain Morgans white rum song has been stuck in my head for two weeks.

Same here. The scary thing is, I kind of like the song.

That, and the Pixies cover used in that other commercial...


I'm glad to see a song about a girl screwing a black guy with a huge dick is now commercially viable.

That's a disturbing dangling modifier.
2014-05-01 09:06:34 PM  
1 vote:

Publikwerks: JESUS, they can't buy a goal

That's because the Price is too good tonight.
2014-05-01 08:21:09 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-05-01 08:20:20 PM  
1 vote:
fatalvenom-liver saffir simpson scale:

2014-05-01 08:03:19 PM  
1 vote:
Subban scoring the first goal = Habs' giant bird to Bruins
2014-05-01 07:27:22 PM  
1 vote:
Die Hard is on AMC. Best Christmas movie ever.
2014-05-01 07:11:30 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-05-01 03:52:51 PM  
1 vote:
ontariolightning:  Bruins have not so good history against Mtl in the playoffs.

Really?  In the last 27 years, they faced each other in the playoffs 17 times.  Bs advanced 11 out of those 17 matchups.

Bruins in 5.

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2014-05-01 09:52:29 AM  
1 vote:

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Hockey time?

Is that a diving watch?
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