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(CBC)   Just as well there's only one game tonight to open up Round 2, with the carnage to subby's bracket last night. This Original 6 match-up between long term rivals has potential to be epic. Habs - Bruins @7:30ET   (cbc.ca ) divider line
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2014-05-01 10:03:29 PM  
Marchand and Eller should have dropped the sticks... Dropped the gloves... And then both at the same time, turned and punched Pierre.
 
2014-05-01 10:03:30 PM  
i miss having prust on the rags.
 
2014-05-01 10:03:33 PM  
Hip check rulings seem to change from game to game.
 
2014-05-01 10:04:02 PM  

caira: There are so many jinxes flying around that the hockey gods don't know which to enforce first...


Just send a TARDIS to Trenzalore to make it complete.
 
2014-05-01 10:04:18 PM  
Krecji...dammit.

/getting more and more pissed
 
2014-05-01 10:04:37 PM  

buckeyebrain: Marchand and Eller should have dropped the sticks... Dropped the gloves... And then both at the same time, turned and punched Pierre.


the one thing that would unite habs fans and bruins fans
 
2014-05-01 10:04:47 PM  

4NSpy: Hip check rulings seem to change from game to game.


probably your bias more than anything
 
2014-05-01 10:04:54 PM  
oh jarome

always the bridesmaid, never the bride
 
2014-05-01 10:05:11 PM  

soopey: Mrs. Soopey and I bought this house a year and a half ago and the distance between the living room in the refrigerator is about as far as you can go in the house without going up or down stairs to get a beer. Sucks trying to fit in a snarky fark comment during play stoppage and get a refill.


Two words. Ice. Cooler.

Set it near your feet. Get a small one that doesn't take up a lot of space. You can keep a couple in there for a fast change. Refill cooler during intermission if necessary.
 
2014-05-01 10:05:14 PM  
Uh, hey gang, have I missed anything?
 
2014-05-01 10:05:14 PM  
grrr
 
2014-05-01 10:05:20 PM  

buckeyebrain: Marchand and Eller should have dropped the sticks... Dropped the gloves... And then both at the same time, turned and punched Pierre.


Dammit, now I'm disappointed that didn't happen.
 
2014-05-01 10:05:24 PM  

jaylectricity: keylock71: I really hate the USA chants...

Me too. *grunt* me like my house. Me no like your house.


Yeah, nationalistic ra ra bullshiat.

Ugh, so many chances for the Bruins wasted...
 
2014-05-01 10:05:29 PM  

buckeyebrain: Marchand and Eller should have dropped the sticks... Dropped the gloves... And then both at the same time, turned and punched Pierre.


Where's the funny button on my phone?
 
2014-05-01 10:05:58 PM  
Bruins are done for this one...hate to say it boys.
 
2014-05-01 10:06:02 PM  

Earguy: Uh, hey gang, have I missed anything?


Some light bondage.
 
2014-05-01 10:06:18 PM  
Keep Calm and Bergeron.
 
2014-05-01 10:06:33 PM  

That guy on the bike: buckeyebrain: Marchand and Eller should have dropped the sticks... Dropped the gloves... And then both at the same time, turned and punched Pierre.

the one thing that would unite habs fans and bruins fans


Nah, that would be hating on Bergman. Remember, most Habs fans are in Canada, they don't have to put up with McGuire.
 
2014-05-01 10:06:34 PM  

Earguy: Uh, hey gang, have I missed anything?


Bondage, masterdon, and the Canadiens not needing a goalie.
 
2014-05-01 10:06:35 PM  

Earguy: Uh, hey gang, have I missed anything?


Canadiens trolling Rask
 
2014-05-01 10:06:52 PM  

4NSpy: Hip check rulings seem to change from game to game.


That one isn't not a penalty anywhere (but at the Forum, with Francophone refs, evidently).

Seriously, that was pretty much a textbook open-ice hip check.  I was loving teh NBC announcers asking if the Habs player was "interfered with"...when the Habs player was stickhandling the puck.  No interference possible if you've got the farking puck.
 
2014-05-01 10:06:57 PM  

jaylectricity: soopey: Mrs. Soopey and I bought this house a year and a half ago and the distance between the living room in the refrigerator is about as far as you can go in the house without going up or down stairs to get a beer. Sucks trying to fit in a snarky fark comment during play stoppage and get a refill.

Two words. Ice. Cooler.

Set it near your feet. Get a small one that doesn't take up a lot of space. You can keep a couple in there for a fast change. Refill cooler during intermission if necessary.


I usually grab two or three. They get emptied before thy get warm. No ice needed.
 
2014-05-01 10:06:58 PM  

Earguy: Uh, hey gang, have I missed anything?


If you happen to be a Bruin, about half a dozen open net shots.
 
2014-05-01 10:07:16 PM  

fatalvenom: Bruins are done for this one...hate to say it boys.


4 mins is lots of time.
 
2014-05-01 10:07:19 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: buckeyebrain: Marchand and Eller should have dropped the sticks... Dropped the gloves... And then both at the same time, turned and punched Pierre.

Dammit, now I'm disappointed that didn't happen.


PPV?  Worth at least $45
 
2014-05-01 10:07:28 PM  

Earguy: Uh, hey gang, have I missed anything?


you owe us 12 minutes worth of tied and commercial break  posts
 
2014-05-01 10:07:32 PM  

Earguy: Uh, hey gang, have I missed anything?


Five swing-and-a-miss by Bruins
 
2014-05-01 10:07:40 PM  

irishman4: 4NSpy: Hip check rulings seem to change from game to game.

probably your bias more than anything


I love a good hip check and wish they were more legal, but they often call them for going too low. There's like 4 cm of thigh that you can hit with your butt or else its a penalty now.
 
2014-05-01 10:07:46 PM  

NeoCortex42: Earguy: Uh, hey gang, have I missed anything?

If you happen to be a Bruin, about half a dozen open net shots.


Ha!
 
2014-05-01 10:07:46 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: caira: There are so many jinxes flying around that the hockey gods don't know which to enforce first...

Just send a TARDIS to Trenzalore to make it complete.


On it

img.fark.net
 
2014-05-01 10:07:49 PM  

MrJesus: oh jarome

always the bridesmaid, never the bride


I've got my eye on you.
 
2014-05-01 10:08:20 PM  
Manchuk just leveled Vanek.
 
2014-05-01 10:08:56 PM  
JEEZUS
 
2014-05-01 10:09:01 PM  
krecji is having a bad night


COME ON YOU ASS HOLES
 
2014-05-01 10:09:23 PM  
Geeeyeeez - me thinks Montreal has had some great luck this period (aside from giving up two goals, of course)
 
2014-05-01 10:09:41 PM  

Rev.K: MrJesus: oh jarome

always the bridesmaid, never the bride

I've got my eye on you.


He's a good guy but this Cup trade before retirement shtick has only worked once in recent memory and it took a couple initial failures first at that.
 
2014-05-01 10:09:47 PM  
*hyuuuumng*
 
2014-05-01 10:09:50 PM  
I have to admit, this third period has been much better than the 1st two....

/mainly because those bear types have managed to find the back of the net for a change
 
2014-05-01 10:09:50 PM  

irishman4: krecji is having a bad night


COME ON YOU MASS HOLES


FTFY
 
2014-05-01 10:10:29 PM  

fatalvenom: Krecji...dammit.

/getting more and more pissed


He'll come around.

When the Bruins play their game, they beat this team. So what if they lose a game or two on flukes or sloppy play?

They are just as good on the road as they are at home. I just feel bad for the home crowd.

Unless they keep up the USA chants. And I can't even totally blame them because the sound guys are baiting them with certain songs and such.
 
2014-05-01 10:10:48 PM  
YES!
 
2014-05-01 10:10:51 PM  

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2014-05-01 10:10:54 PM  
ahhhh crap
 
2014-05-01 10:10:55 PM  
MOTHERFARKER - UGH
 
2014-05-01 10:10:58 PM  
Boom!
 
2014-05-01 10:10:59 PM  
RETIDE!
 
2014-05-01 10:11:00 PM  
Did Price just jump about three feet in the air?


Wooooooo!  Tied again!
 
2014-05-01 10:11:02 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-01 10:11:03 PM  
MOTHERF*CKIN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
 
2014-05-01 10:11:07 PM  
Tied! Tied! Tied! Holy farking shiat!
 
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