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(CBC)   Just as well there's only one game tonight to open up Round 2, with the carnage to subby's bracket last night. This Original 6 match-up between long term rivals has potential to be epic. Habs - Bruins @7:30ET   (cbc.ca ) divider line 1342
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2014-05-01 09:19:15 PM  
so salty. lets go bruins. get one early
 
2014-05-01 09:19:16 PM  

BATMANATEE: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: BATMANATEE: Price has the horseshoe tonight.

How many has he crammed up there? About a stable's worth.

The RCMP Musical Ride has been cancelled until after the playoffs because Price has all the horseshoes.


Carey Price, the only NHL player with a farrier clause in his contract
 
2014-05-01 09:19:38 PM  
i didn't know Randy Moss was into horse racing.
 
2014-05-01 09:19:53 PM  
Coors Light is advertising that they've put another hole in the top of their cans. Wow.

/PHRASING!
 
2014-05-01 09:20:53 PM  
i guess i'd prefer the habs to the bs given how it went with the bs last year

you know

after the rags sweep pittsburgh

.. a man can dream
 
2014-05-01 09:21:00 PM  

NeoCortex42: soopey: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: BATMANATEE: Price has the horseshoe tonight.

How many has he crammed up there? About a stable's worth.

Seems like it. Good thing for him Suffolk Downs is just up the street. He can replenish his supply.

That explains the fire. He had to cover his theft of all the horseshoes.


I'll be sure to call 911 to report this crime to the authorities. I would hope all of you would as well. We need an in depth investigation by the government. Carey Price should be fully prosecuted for this egregious infraction of the law.
 
2014-05-01 09:21:00 PM  
...and filter pawned, appropriately.
 
2014-05-01 09:21:15 PM  

soopey: Willing to furnish a reference?



Kseniya Simonova

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-05-01 09:21:43 PM  

That guy on the bike: ontariolightning: STONE COLD STONE COLD STONE COLD

BAH GAWG KING


HE'S BROKEN IN HALF!  THAT MAN HAD A FAMILY!!!

/I miss good ol' JR
 
2014-05-01 09:23:55 PM  
Ugh... Not the score I wanted to see coming out of class.

C'mon Bruins, pick it up!

Heading home with the game on the radio.

farking Habs...
 
2014-05-01 09:24:21 PM  
I wonder how much Progressive shelled out for Michael Buffer. Doesn't he charge like a million dollars to use his trademark?
 
2014-05-01 09:25:09 PM  

andychrist420: That guy on the bike: ontariolightning: STONE COLD STONE COLD STONE COLD

BAH GAWG KING

HE'S BROKEN IN HALF!  THAT MAN HAD A FAMILY!!!

/I miss good ol' JR


BUSINESS IS ABOUT TO PICK UP IN THE THIRD PERIOD KING
 
2014-05-01 09:25:13 PM  

keylock71: Ugh... Not the score I wanted to see coming out of class.

C'mon Bruins, pick it up!

Heading home with the game on the radio.

farking Habs...


If the B's come back and win this we're gonna need you to drive around for the rest of the series.
 
2014-05-01 09:25:20 PM  

4NSpy: I wonder how much Progressive shelled out for Michael Buffer. Doesn't he charge like a million dollars to use his trademark?


It was either that or "Let's get ready to Gumbel!"
 
2014-05-01 09:25:24 PM  

4NSpy: I wonder how much Progressive shelled out for Michael Buffer. Doesn't he charge like a million dollars to use his trademark?


free insurance
 
2014-05-01 09:25:33 PM  
i.kinja-img.com

hope someone refilled poor tuukka's water bottle in the intermission
 
2014-05-01 09:25:46 PM  

jaylectricity: keylock71: Ugh... Not the score I wanted to see coming out of class.

C'mon Bruins, pick it up!

Heading home with the game on the radio.

farking Habs...

If the B's come back and win this we're gonna need you to drive around for the rest of the series.


And bring the rest of us beer.
 
2014-05-01 09:26:32 PM  
ctrl+f "andychrist420"

ctrl+f "mastodon"

.. price is still safe, habs fans.

for now.
 
2014-05-01 09:27:56 PM  

4NSpy: I wonder how much Progressive shelled out for Michael Buffer. Doesn't he charge like a million dollars to use his trademark?


I just checked his Wiki page out of curiosity. As of 2009, he's made over $400 million just from licensing "Let's get ready to rumble". That's farking insane.
 
2014-05-01 09:28:21 PM  
GAME ON!
 
2014-05-01 09:28:30 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-01 09:29:02 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: Lando Lincoln: WinoRhino: ColSanders: soopey: That Captain Morgans white rum song has been stuck in my head for two weeks.

Same here. The scary thing is, I kind of like the song.

That, and the Pixies cover used in that other commercial...

GIGAAAAANTIC... GIGAAAAANTIC... GIGAAAAANTIC...

I'm glad to see a song about a girl screwing a black guy with a huge dick is now commercially viable.

That's a disturbing dangling modifier.


It was intentional.
 
2014-05-01 09:29:34 PM  

NeoCortex42: 4NSpy: I wonder how much Progressive shelled out for Michael Buffer. Doesn't he charge like a million dollars to use his trademark?

I just checked his Wiki page out of curiosity. As of 2009, he's made over $400 million just from licensing "Let's get ready to rumble". That's farking insane.


Yeah, I saw it's north of $100,000 just to use the phrase.
 
2014-05-01 09:30:50 PM  
Long Change reference - DRINK
 
2014-05-01 09:31:22 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: Long Change reference - DRINK


but it's a short change period...
 
2014-05-01 09:31:38 PM  
Carey Price:  amateur cricketer
 
2014-05-01 09:31:46 PM  

4NSpy: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: Long Change reference - DRINK

but it's a short change period...


Who cares drink.
 
2014-05-01 09:31:46 PM  
That Tony's Supreme really hit the spot. Time to drink more beer!
 
2014-05-01 09:32:20 PM  
i think McGuire just got a boner saying Jagr
 
2014-05-01 09:32:25 PM  
Come on Bruins, stop playing dumb.
 
2014-05-01 09:32:48 PM  

4NSpy: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: Long Change reference - DRINK

but it's a short change period...


drink twice.... duh
 
2014-05-01 09:32:59 PM  

Polish Hussar: Carey Price:  amateur cricketer


That was a nice off-leg stroke for 6
 
2014-05-01 09:33:00 PM  
Krejci gets too cute!
 
2014-05-01 09:33:56 PM  
BROOOOOOOONS GOAL!
 
2014-05-01 09:33:58 PM  
Goal Bruins!  2-1 Habs
 
2014-05-01 09:34:06 PM  
thats one

/no angle?
//i thought it was a bad shot initally
 
2014-05-01 09:34:06 PM  
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
 
2014-05-01 09:34:11 PM  

MrJesus: ctrl+f "andychrist420"

ctrl+f "mastodon"

.. price is still safe, habs fans.

for now.


Don't worry, I'm waiting for the 3rd period for mastadon.  Or am i?  trolol
 
2014-05-01 09:34:11 PM  
Fark
 
2014-05-01 09:34:12 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-01 09:34:14 PM  
Riley Smith scores
 
2014-05-01 09:34:16 PM  
Lead cut in half!

See what happens when you finally try putting the puck on net, B's. Now tie it up.
 
2014-05-01 09:34:21 PM  
There we go.

Alright keylock, head on over to Wollaston Wine and Spirits for me. Everybody else place your order.
 
2014-05-01 09:34:33 PM  

andychrist420: MrJesus: ctrl+f "andychrist420"

ctrl+f "mastodon"

.. price is still safe, habs fans.

for now.

Don't worry, I'm waiting for the 3rd period for mastadon.  Or am i?  trolol


HOW DO YOU farkING DO THIS EVERY TIME
 
2014-05-01 09:34:38 PM  
oh boy, come habs!
 
2014-05-01 09:35:13 PM  
Merde!
 
2014-05-01 09:35:17 PM  
To quote Howie Meeker: "He was down on his knees, looking for nickels"
 
2014-05-01 09:35:19 PM  
Dammit.  I guess that's what happens when you let the other team stay in your zone 75% of the game.
 
2014-05-01 09:35:20 PM  
the garden is ELECTRIC
 
2014-05-01 09:35:25 PM  
Bs PP!
 
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