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(CBC)   Just as well there's only one game tonight to open up Round 2, with the carnage to subby's bracket last night. This Original 6 match-up between long term rivals has potential to be epic. Habs - Bruins @7:30ET   (cbc.ca ) divider line
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2014-05-01 08:43:04 PM  

soopey: Desharnais just speared Marchand in the groin and pretended like nothing happened.


After the faking he's been doing lately, he'd have to have a severed limb to get a ref to believe him.
 
2014-05-01 08:43:06 PM  
DO. NOT. LET. UP. HABS.
 
2014-05-01 08:43:34 PM  
Craptastic turnover.
 
2014-05-01 08:44:28 PM  
sad
 
2014-05-01 08:44:32 PM  

soopey: Desharnais just speared Marchand in the groin and pretended like nothing happened.


And to think everyone was shooting at the Habs to trade the little fella, when he's clearly made himself so at home! (wipes at fatherly tear)
 
2014-05-01 08:44:50 PM  
Missed most of the game so far, what's the story been?
 
2014-05-01 08:44:58 PM  

That guy on the bike: DO. NOT. LET. UP. HABS.


i240.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-01 08:45:09 PM  

WinoRhino: ColSanders: soopey: That Captain Morgans white rum song has been stuck in my head for two weeks.

Same here. The scary thing is, I kind of like the song.

That, and the Pixies cover used in that other commercial...

GIGAAAAANTIC... GIGAAAAANTIC... GIGAAAAANTIC...


Is that the Pixies lead singer?
 
2014-05-01 08:45:14 PM  
Bruins' passing has sucked.
 
2014-05-01 08:45:16 PM  
Mother&^^%^&.... well, Bruins lost game 1 against the Wings.
 
2014-05-01 08:45:42 PM  
WHA??? Hubby gets home and another goal?? Woot!
 
2014-05-01 08:46:10 PM  

Anderson's Pooper: NeoCortex42: 1) Where does he get his suits?  I assume they're all custom made.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFPuMzza9hk 


A quick trip to fabric land with Grapes.

I have no idea what he does with them afterwards but he has re-worn some of them.


A lot of them end up in charity auctions. Love him or hate him, Don donates a ton of time and money to various charities.
 
2014-05-01 08:46:22 PM  
No puck luck at all.
 
2014-05-01 08:46:48 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: WinoRhino: ColSanders: soopey: That Captain Morgans white rum song has been stuck in my head for two weeks.

Same here. The scary thing is, I kind of like the song.

That, and the Pixies cover used in that other commercial...

GIGAAAAANTIC... GIGAAAAANTIC... GIGAAAAANTIC...

Is that the Pixies lead singer?


No, since the Pixies' lead singer is a guy. Black Francis.  Though I believe the song Gigantic was sung by Kim Deal, the bassist, and that isn't her either.
 
2014-05-01 08:47:51 PM  

dietbubba: Missed most of the game so far, what's the story been?


Great pressure by the Bruins, but the Habs are actually putting the puck in the net.
 
2014-05-01 08:48:16 PM  

fatalvenom: No puck luck at all.


you make your own luck
 
2014-05-01 08:48:19 PM  

caira: soopey: Desharnais just speared Marchand in the groin and pretended like nothing happened.

And to think everyone was shooting at the Habs to trade the little fella, when he's clearly made himself so at home! (wipes at fatherly tear)


"Shouting", even...

/damn you, autocorrect
//this is Montreal, we don't so anything so vulgarly American as shoot things
///we set shiat on fire instead
 
2014-05-01 08:48:30 PM  
THROW THAT DAMN CHURCH KEY OUT!

/use a monkey's paw instead
 
2014-05-01 08:48:53 PM  
Mgontreal D game plan to deal with the forecheck: chip the puck away and then put yourself in a vulnerable position by turning your back on the attacking forward to draw a penalty or force them to abort the hit.
 
2014-05-01 08:49:20 PM  

caira: soopey: Desharnais just speared Marchand in the groin and pretended like nothing happened.

And to think everyone was shooting at the Habs to trade the little fella, when he's clearly made himself so at home! (wipes at fatherly tear)


i'm ashamed to say that i was one of those people.  but in my defense, he did get a big contract from one good year with 2 productive wingers.  glad to see that he has turned his game around.  even more glad to see how Bourque has turned it around in the playoffs
 
2014-05-01 08:50:05 PM  
I like this score very much. Hope it holds up.
 
2014-05-01 08:51:35 PM  
pierre is gonna JO therrien during the next commercial break
 
2014-05-01 08:52:18 PM  
And Marchand takes an elbow to the face.
 
2014-05-01 08:53:44 PM  
Finally got the damn kids to bed.

Bourbon and hockey time.

2-0 HABS?! WTF??!?!
 
2014-05-01 08:53:56 PM  

soopey: And Marchand takes an elbow to the face.


Good. Goooooood.
 
2014-05-01 08:53:59 PM  
commercial = beer
 
2014-05-01 08:54:14 PM  

soopey: And Marchand takes an elbow to the face.


wish it were my elbow
 
2014-05-01 08:54:43 PM  

Rev.K: Finally got the damn kids to bed.

Bourbon and hockey time.

2-0 HABS?! WTF??!?!


The way the game is going, you may want to go to bed too.
 
2014-05-01 08:54:43 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: THROW THAT DAMN CHURCH KEY OUT!

/use a monkey's paw instead


I always found my wedding ring made a great bottle opener.  That could be the only reason to get married again.
 
2014-05-01 08:54:51 PM  

soopey: And Marchand takes an elbow to the face.


... and there was great rejoicing.
 
2014-05-01 08:55:01 PM  

Rev.K: Bourbon and hockey time.


Sigh.  I'm out of bourbon.  Two margaritas and I'm not sufficiently intoxicated.

Oh, and Go Habs.
 
2014-05-01 08:55:20 PM  
@DownGoesBrown: Nice to see a Bourque come through in the playoffs in Boston.
 
2014-05-01 08:55:25 PM  

soopey: And Marchand takes an elbow to the face.


Couldn't happen to a more deserving guy, except Cooke or Lucic
 
2014-05-01 08:55:27 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: THROW THAT DAMN CHURCH KEY OUT!

/use a monkey's paw instead


OMG, it's gone! It's gone!
 
2014-05-01 08:55:32 PM  

That guy on the bike: caira: soopey: Desharnais just speared Marchand in the groin and pretended like nothing happened.

And to think everyone was shooting at the Habs to trade the little fella, when he's clearly made himself so at home! (wipes at fatherly tear)

i'm ashamed to say that i was one of those people.  but in my defense, he did get a big contract from one good year with 2 productive wingers.  glad to see that he has turned his game around.  even more glad to see how Bourque has turned it around in the playoffs


Frankly, I think we should trade him - when he's good, he's good, but he's overpaid, and it's not like we're short on play-making centres. He's a "problem" a lot of other teams would be happy to have, I reckon we could get a decent return.
 
2014-05-01 08:55:36 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: I like this score very much. Hope it holds up.


because 2 goal leads have been so successful this year, so far?
 
2014-05-01 08:56:52 PM  
LOL at "Bennie and the Jets" on the house organ.
 
2014-05-01 08:57:04 PM  
Bonjour!  What's shaking?  A 2-0 lead for MTL?  I like.

I have to enjoy tonight - sadly I will be out tomorrow night, will probably miss all of the hockey :( But it's a small price to pay to be able to see everything else for the rest of the weekend.
 
2014-05-01 08:58:11 PM  
i1045.photobucket.com

For all the Leafs butthurt
 
2014-05-01 08:58:47 PM  

caira: That guy on the bike: caira: soopey: Desharnais just speared Marchand in the groin and pretended like nothing happened.

And to think everyone was shooting at the Habs to trade the little fella, when he's clearly made himself so at home! (wipes at fatherly tear)

i'm ashamed to say that i was one of those people.  but in my defense, he did get a big contract from one good year with 2 productive wingers.  glad to see that he has turned his game around.  even more glad to see how Bourque has turned it around in the playoffs

Frankly, I think we should trade him - when he's good, he's good, but he's overpaid, and it's not like we're short on play-making centres. He's a "problem" a lot of other teams would be happy to have, I reckon we could get a decent return.


i'd trade him for 3rd line grinder and a draft pick.  time to move Chucky to center anyway
 
2014-05-01 08:58:49 PM  

sno man: cameroncrazy1984: I like this score very much. Hope it holds up.

because 2 goal leads have been so successful this year, so far?


Well, hence the "hope" part.
 
2014-05-01 08:59:16 PM  
Jeeeesus put the puck on net when you have the chance..FFS...
 
2014-05-01 08:59:32 PM  
long change drink
 
2014-05-01 08:59:54 PM  

idesofmarch: Bonjour!  What's shaking?  A 2-0 lead for MTL?  I like.

I have to enjoy tonight - sadly I will be out tomorrow night, will probably miss all of the hockey :( But it's a small price to pay to be able to see everything else for the rest of the weekend.


only one tomorrow too, Wild/Hawks @9:30ET...
 
2014-05-01 09:00:00 PM  
Did every Bruin shorten his stick by a foot?
 
2014-05-01 09:00:08 PM  
Is it just me or is the puck spending more time in the Habs' zone than Boston's?
 
2014-05-01 09:00:48 PM  

fatalvenom: [i1045.photobucket.com image 300x300]

For all the Leafs butthurt


Awesome!  Hey how was the golf the other day?
 
2014-05-01 09:01:08 PM  

jaylectricity: Did every Bruin shorten his stick by a foot?


They were in the pool!
 
2014-05-01 09:01:09 PM  
BRUINS PP!!
 
2014-05-01 09:01:31 PM  
Finally a PP for Boston. Hopefully that can get something started.
 
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