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(CBC)   Just as well there's only one game tonight to open up Round 2, with the carnage to subby's bracket last night. This Original 6 match-up between long term rivals has potential to be epic. Habs - Bruins @7:30ET   (cbc.ca ) divider line
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2014-05-01 08:24:50 AM  
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2014-05-01 08:26:43 AM  

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Round 1: The Fallen


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2014-05-01 08:28:45 AM  
imageshack.com?
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Hey it mostly worked for you guys last year... can't quite "Go B's"  so Go "Not Habs"!!!
 
2014-05-01 08:33:53 AM  
Are the riot police on call? In both cities??
 
2014-05-01 08:40:06 AM  
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2014-05-01 08:49:46 AM  
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This is going to be fun.
 
2014-05-01 08:52:08 AM  

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2014-05-01 08:57:32 AM  
Primitive Screwhead:

Xanadude??? WTF?!?!?!???!?

Hahahahaaha.
 
2014-05-01 09:01:40 AM  
i1045.photobucket.com
i1045.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-01 09:02:57 AM  

fatalvenom: Primitive Screwhead:

Xanadude??? WTF?!?!?!???!?

Hahahahaaha.


It even got retweeted by T&R and it's one of the worst photochops I've done in a while. :)
 
2014-05-01 09:13:48 AM  
That's awesome.
 
2014-05-01 09:32:15 AM  
I suppose if we're going to have only one game tonight that the introductory salvo between two old school enemies is the way to go.

Too bad Canada's lone hope for The Cup coming home in June* won't make it out of round two.  But the war over the next week or two should be pretty epic.

/yes, yes, yes I know, The Cup lives in the HHoF in Toronto.  However for the last 20 years or so it's only been seen south of the border in June
//usually being tightly grasped by what seems to be a trollish little gnome trying to smile for the cameras while a deluge of boos rain down upon him
 
2014-05-01 09:49:01 AM  
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Hockey time?
 
2014-05-01 09:52:29 AM  

WhiskeySticks: [thumbs1.ebaystatic.com image 152x225]
Hockey time?


Is that a diving watch?
 
2014-05-01 09:54:44 AM  

Primitive Screwhead: WhiskeySticks: [thumbs1.ebaystatic.com image 152x225]
Hockey time?

Is that a diving watch?


Nah, but they do have em if you really want one. God awful look them though.

www.sportsblink.com
 
2014-05-01 09:58:09 AM  
*look to them...

too early to function.
 
2014-05-01 10:03:05 AM  
More hockey!
 
2014-05-01 10:27:36 AM  
Meanwhile in Montreal, they have begun preparations for tonight's playoff game.

wpmedia.sports.nationalpost.com

www.thestar.com
 
2014-05-01 10:42:22 AM  
fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net
 
2014-05-01 10:43:48 AM  
My only regret from round 1 is that Cooke will be able to lace up again for the playoffs.
 
2014-05-01 10:48:29 AM  

Publikwerks: My only regret from round 1 is that Cooke will be able to lace up again for the playoffs.



img.ccrd.clearchannel.com

Mr. Seabrook can make things happen.
 
2014-05-01 11:09:13 AM  

WhiskeySticks: Publikwerks: My only regret from round 1 is that Cooke will be able to lace up again for the playoffs.


[img.ccrd.clearchannel.com image 600x300]

Mr. Seabrook can make things happen.


If he does, I know many bars in North America where he will never have to buy a drink again.

Seriously, how many teams has Cooke farked with his dirty play? You know, I don't wish injury on any player, but ....
 
2014-05-01 12:53:38 PM  

Publikwerks: WhiskeySticks: Publikwerks: My only regret from round 1 is that Cooke will be able to lace up again for the playoffs.


[img.ccrd.clearchannel.com image 600x300]

Mr. Seabrook can make things happen.

If he does, I know many bars in North America where he will never have to buy a drink again.

Seriously, how many teams has Cooke farked with his dirty play? You know, I don't wish injury on any player, but ....


Although I'm still pissed about Backes, I look to #7 and #65 to keep Cooke in line.

I would be delighted with four shutouts in a row.
 
2014-05-01 01:09:47 PM  
My only solace is that one of these teams is guaranteed not to move on.

/Preferably the Habs, by a very slight margin
//That, and the staggering potential for BONUS HOCKEY
 
2014-05-01 01:27:50 PM  
AND NOW!!  Sailor Jerry Rum and Milestones Present!!

The Official Fark NHL Playoff Thread Checklist!!

1)Post 'shops, macros and images hyping your team.
2)Post 'shops, macros and images mocking your teams opponent
3)Cindy Criesby
4)WTF is up with these start times?
5)Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
6)Smug Detroit fans
7)Annoying Leafs fans
8)ITG Bruins Fans
9)Rioting Canucks fans
10)Arrogant Habs fans
11)Trolling for Penguins fans
12)__________ is strong in this advanced stat
13)__________ is weak in this advanced sat
14)Neither team has the edge in this advanced stat
15)This advanced stat is constantly overlooked
16)STFU about advanced stats
17)ICE GIRLS!!!!
18)Atlantic complaining
19)Giant, in depth post from desertgeek
20)Why is this guy in the lineup?
21)Why isn't this guy in the lineup?
22)Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
23)Someone comes back late and finds their team has tied/taken the lead
24)BONUS HOCKEY!
25)SOON.jpg
26)The nightly Don Cherry outfit image
27)The Docisms of Doc Emrick
28)In between periods/tv break NSFW links
29)toomuchman.jpg
30)Muting Pierre MacGuire
31)Active stick
32)TIED!(along with accompanying soft B&D pics)
33)(Goalies name here) says NO!
34)BOBOROVSKY!!!
 
2014-05-01 02:34:20 PM  

Rev.K: [fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net image 850x814]


I love Iggy but fark I cannot cheer for Boston. Ever.
 
2014-05-01 02:45:58 PM  
I hate the Bruins so much that I would trade Bruins getting swept for a flare up of Ulcerative Colitis. shiatting out blood for weeks is more preferable to the Bruins moving on and potentially winning another Cup.
It must not happen again. Maybe in the future it'll be fine when this team is different but these current players? Oh hell no.
 
2014-05-01 02:53:16 PM  
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2014-05-01 02:57:39 PM  
Bruins/Habs/Pens/Rags haters...don't worry, no matter which team makes it, they will get beat by Chicago in the Cup Finals.
 
2014-05-01 03:01:14 PM  

WhiskeySticks: Bruins/Habs/Pens/Rags haters...don't worry, no matter which team makes it, they will get beat by Chicago in the Cup Finals.


Wouldn't count on Minny or the Kings. There is a major upset coming.
 
2014-05-01 03:04:08 PM  

ontariolightning: WhiskeySticks: Bruins/Habs/Pens/Rags haters...don't worry, no matter which team makes it, they will get beat by Chicago in the Cup Finals.

Wouldn't count on Minny or the Kings. There is a major upset coming.


We know. Habs over B's in 7.
 
2014-05-01 03:06:05 PM  
Also I have the WWE Network now. I got unblock-US and am paying with paypal so it thinks i am an american.  I get to watch extreme rules this sunday!
 
2014-05-01 03:08:17 PM  

WhiskeySticks: ontariolightning: WhiskeySticks: Bruins/Habs/Pens/Rags haters...don't worry, no matter which team makes it, they will get beat by Chicago in the Cup Finals.

Wouldn't count on Minny or the Kings. There is a major upset coming.

We know. Habs over B's in 7.


I said that also. We'll see. Not sure why Bruins guys in here think it will be easy. Bruins have not so good history against Mtl in the playoffs.
 
2014-05-01 03:10:26 PM  
Now that my beloved Blue Jackets are out of it, I just want good, mean hockey.  With lots of BONUS hockey.
 
2014-05-01 03:21:33 PM  

dietbubba: Now that my beloved Blue Jackets Sharks are out of it, I just want good, mean hockey.  With lots of BONUS hockey.


FTFM

/death, taxes, early Sharks exit
//but like a battered wife, I keep going back
 
2014-05-01 03:22:46 PM  
I find it deliciously ironic that the person in last place in the Fark bracket pick 'em, is a bracket titled "Go Flyers screw the Pens!"
 
2014-05-01 03:30:23 PM  

andychrist420: dietbubba: Now that my beloved Blue Jackets Sharks are out of it, I just want good, mean hockey.  With lots of BONUS hockey.

FTFM

/death, taxes, early Sharks exit
//but like a battered wife, I keep going back



Loyalty is a good quality if you don't take it to extremes.
If someone you're fiercely loyal to goes on a murderous rampage and you know about it but do nothing, that makes you a bad person. Loyal. But bad.
Sticking with a team where year after year they disappoint? Loyal, yes. Stupid, yes.
At some point you cut your losses and begin anew. Or you die cheering for a pathetic team that causes you more misery than happiness.
 
2014-05-01 03:34:44 PM  
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2014-05-01 03:50:34 PM  
oi61.tinypic.comDoes anyone wanna console these two? I bet they are pretty sad.
 
2014-05-01 03:52:51 PM  
ontariolightning:  Bruins have not so good history against Mtl in the playoffs.

Really?  In the last 27 years, they faced each other in the playoffs 17 times.  Bs advanced 11 out of those 17 matchups.

Bruins in 5.

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2014-05-01 03:55:10 PM  
Thank you Powers That Be.
 
2014-05-01 03:55:52 PM  

WhiskeySticks: Primitive Screwhead: WhiskeySticks: [thumbs1.ebaystatic.com image 152x225]
Hockey time?

Is that a diving watch?

Nah, but they do have em if you really want one. God awful look them though.


Haha, good one.

Go Habs, simply because Bruins fans post too many repetitive pictures.
 
2014-05-01 04:08:29 PM  

21-37-42: ontariolightning:  Bruins have not so good history against Mtl in the playoffs.

Really?  In the last 27 years, they faced each other in the playoffs 17 times.  Bs advanced 11 out of those 17 matchups.

Bruins in 5.

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huh? Check your facts again.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Montreal_Canadiens_seasons

I'm sure you can count.
 
2014-05-01 04:09:36 PM  

ontariolightning: I love Iggy but fark I cannot cheer for Boston. Ever.


Lucky for me, that is not a problem I have.
 
2014-05-01 04:09:47 PM  

ontariolightning: [oi61.tinypic.com image 600x450]Does anyone wanna console these two? I bet they are pretty sad.


Can you please stop posting pics of chicks with dicks.
 
2014-05-01 04:14:51 PM  

21-37-42: ontariolightning:  Bruins have not so good history against Mtl in the playoffs.

Really?  In the last 27 years, they faced each other in the playoffs 17 times.  Bs advanced 11 out of those 17 matchups.

Bruins in 5.


Also you were cherrypicking and began at the year that boston began beating Mtl.,

If you began years prior to 87, mtl won most of the series. You didnt trick anyone
 
2014-05-01 04:26:11 PM  

ontariolightning: I hate the Bruins so much that I would trade Bruins getting swept for a flare up of Ulcerative Colitis. shiatting out blood for weeks is more preferable to the Bruins moving on and potentially winning another Cup.
It must not happen again. Maybe in the future it'll be fine when this team is different but these current players? Oh hell no.


You need to step away from the hockey for a while.
 
2014-05-01 04:34:15 PM  

Lando Lincoln: ontariolightning: I hate the Bruins so much that I would trade Bruins getting swept for a flare up of Ulcerative Colitis. shiatting out blood for weeks is more preferable to the Bruins moving on and potentially winning another Cup.
It must not happen again. Maybe in the future it'll be fine when this team is different but these current players? Oh hell no.

You need to step away from the hockey for a while.


oi61.tinypic.com

redtreetimes.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-05-01 04:47:24 PM  

ontariolightning: 21-37-42: ontariolightning:  Bruins have not so good history against Mtl in the playoffs.

Really?  In the last 27 years, they faced each other in the playoffs 17 times.  Bs advanced 11 out of those 17 matchups.

Bruins in 5.

Also you were cherrypicking and began at the year that boston began beating Mtl.,

If you began years prior to 87, mtl won most of the series. You didnt trick anyone


Sorry, wasn't "cherry picking".  There is a very clear delineation between what happened prior to 1987 (18-0 in favor of the Canadians) and since.

If you're a Habs fan who can remember well back past 1987, then I understand the boast.  I'm a Bruin fan and can remember back to when they had our number (too many men on the ice) prior to 1987.  Seems pretty different of late to me with the Bs taking the last 2 in a row and 7 of the last 11 going back to 1987.

Stand by my prediction, Bs in 5 to make it 3 straight playoffs going through the Habs to get to the Conf finals
 
2014-05-01 05:35:12 PM  

ontariolightning: Does anyone wanna console these two? I bet they are pretty sad.


That one on the left looks like she's got a big, meaty vagina.
 
2014-05-01 05:37:36 PM  

fatalvenom: ontariolightning: Does anyone wanna console these two? I bet they are pretty sad.

That one on the left looks like she's got a big, meaty vagina.


I bet those two are tied together.
 
2014-05-01 05:37:43 PM  

21-37-42: ontariolightning:  Bruins have not so good history against Mtl in the playoffs.

Really?  In the last 27 years, they faced each other in the playoffs 17 times.  Bs advanced 11 out of those 17 matchups.

Bruins in 5.

[img.fark.net image 720x640]


That's not stupid.... Habs fans sit when they pee.
 
2014-05-01 05:42:58 PM  
My predictions for the rest of the playoffs:  Hockey in 7!
 
2014-05-01 05:49:09 PM  

WhiskeySticks: fatalvenom: ontariolightning: Does anyone wanna console these two? I bet they are pretty sad.

That one on the left looks like she's got a big, meaty vagina.

I bet those two are tied together.


I bet they are linked together...usually with a large Pyrex object.
 
2014-05-01 05:49:19 PM  
oi59.tinypic.com
 
2014-05-01 05:54:28 PM  

fatalvenom: WhiskeySticks: fatalvenom: ontariolightning: Does anyone wanna console these two? I bet they are pretty sad.

That one on the left looks like she's got a big, meaty vagina.

I bet those two are tied together.

I bet they are linked together...usually with a large Pyrex object.


www.thingsifoundatthethriftstore.com

Like this?
 
2014-05-01 06:06:03 PM  

WhiskeySticks: fatalvenom: WhiskeySticks: fatalvenom: ontariolightning: Does anyone wanna console these two? I bet they are pretty sad.

That one on the left looks like she's got a big, meaty vagina.

I bet those two are tied together.

I bet they are linked together...usually with a large Pyrex object.

Like this?


Yeah, exactly.
 
2014-05-01 06:06:08 PM  
I just hope it goes to 7 games, it should be a great series to watch.
 
2014-05-01 06:06:12 PM  

fatalvenom: WhiskeySticks: fatalvenom: ontariolightning: Does anyone wanna console these two? I bet they are pretty sad.

That one on the left looks like she's got a big, meaty vagina.

I bet those two are tied together.

I bet they are linked together...usually with a large Pyrex object.


Like Cindy and Pierre
 
2014-05-01 06:09:31 PM  
Already feeling the love and the Pens aren't even playing this evening.
 
2014-05-01 06:10:51 PM  

fatalvenom: [i1045.photobucket.com image 250x215]
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the only way Marchand wins a fight is if the guy he fights misses and falls
 
2014-05-01 06:10:59 PM  

2wolves: Already feeling the love and the Pens aren't even playing this evening.


That'll happen, people seem to have an irrational hatred for the Pens.
 
2014-05-01 06:11:59 PM  

change1211: I just hope it goes to 7 games, it should be a great series to watch.


The first half of this game may be ugly. These guys have been off a while...
 
2014-05-01 06:13:53 PM  

change1211: 2wolves: Already feeling the love and the Pens aren't even playing this evening.

That'll happen, people seem to have an irrational hatred for the Pens.


Boston seems to be hated more by Canadians than Americans (Vancouver, Toronto, Ottawa, Montreal fans)
Canadians seem to be indifferent to Penguins and Americans despise Penguins.
 
2014-05-01 06:14:15 PM  

ontariolightning: fatalvenom: [i1045.photobucket.com image 250x215]
[i1045.photobucket.com image 275x168]

the only way Marchand wins a fight is if the guy he fights misses and falls


Or if he clips them, can't discount that as a possibility.

sno man: change1211: I just hope it goes to 7 games, it should be a great series to watch.

The first half of this game may be ugly. These guys have been off a while...


I hope I'll get to watch it, I'm sitting at work waiting for a mechanic to show up. However games like this are always a blast to watch.
 
2014-05-01 06:18:00 PM  

ontariolightning: change1211: 2wolves: Already feeling the love and the Pens aren't even playing this evening.

That'll happen, people seem to have an irrational hatred for the Pens.

Boston seems to be hated more by Canadians than Americans (Vancouver, Toronto, Ottawa, Montreal fans)
Canadians seem to be indifferent to Penguins and Americans despise Penguins.


You seem to be right, I think I'll break the trend by hating everyone. That seems perfectly reasonable, right?
 
2014-05-01 06:22:40 PM  

change1211: ontariolightning: change1211: 2wolves: Already feeling the love and the Pens aren't even playing this evening.

That'll happen, people seem to have an irrational hatred for the Pens.

Boston seems to be hated more by Canadians than Americans (Vancouver, Toronto, Ottawa, Montreal fans)
Canadians seem to be indifferent to Penguins and Americans despise Penguins.

You seem to be right, I think I'll break the trend by hating everyone. That seems perfectly reasonable, right?


No.  I suffered through too many consecutive years when the Pens sucked Zamboni shavings for hating them now.
 
2014-05-01 06:36:10 PM  
home.comcast.net
 
2014-05-01 06:36:21 PM  
May a meteor smite the arena!

/why yes, I do dislike both teams, why do you ask?
 
2014-05-01 06:38:22 PM  

21-37-42: ontariolightning:  Bruins have not so good history against Mtl in the playoffs.

Really?  In the last 27 years, they faced each other in the playoffs 17 times.  Bs advanced 11 out of those 17 matchups.

Bruins in 5.


Agreed. Yeah, once upon a time, the B's were under a Habs Hex, from Ken Farking Dryden to Too Many Men & the Demise of Don Cherry.

Those days are past.

/waves from literland
 
2014-05-01 06:38:53 PM  
Let's Go, Bruins!!!

Teaching tonight... second to last class. Hopefully, next week won't impede my hockey viewing.

And just to reiterate:

Let's Go, Bruins!!!!
 
2014-05-01 06:39:56 PM  
it's about time.

www.allhabs.net
 
2014-05-01 06:41:34 PM  
Who I want to win in Round 2: Bruins, Rangers, Anaheim, Minnesota (despite Cooke)

Who I'm predicting to win: Bruins in 7, Penguins in 6, Kings in 6, Hawks in 6
 
2014-05-01 06:42:15 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Those days are past.

/waves from literland



Let's hope so!!

Got to admit, I'm nervous... Bruins have done well against the Habs recently, but us old farks can remember a time when the farking Canadiens regularly ruined our playoff fun.

No predictions from me, anyway.
 
2014-05-01 06:43:22 PM  
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2014-05-01 06:44:00 PM  
They just showed Xanadude on NBCSN....HAHAHAHHAHA
 
2014-05-01 06:46:44 PM  
so today i get home and see that my new aero helmet came in the mail and the first thing i said was "Awesome sauce!"
 
2014-05-01 06:49:30 PM  
That guy on the bike:

My inner Habs fan/historian (same thing, basically) just got a happy. Here, have some more:

i.imm.ioupload.wikimedia.org

upload.wikimedia.org

upload.wikimedia.org

i.imgur.com



Oh, and there's something really weird going on with my phone - it replaced my alarm ringtone this morning with the theme to The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly . I'm on Android Jellybean, anyone know what might be up?
 
2014-05-01 06:50:11 PM  
home from work in time to put the goalie gear up to dry, then meeting teammates to watch together - I look forward to the carnage and camaraderie - see you all in a few hours
 
2014-05-01 06:51:05 PM  

That guy on the bike: so today i get home and see that my new aero helmet came in the mail and the first thing i said was "Awesome sauce!"


Did you drink?
 
2014-05-01 06:51:19 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-01 06:51:43 PM  

caira: That guy on the bike:

My inner Habs fan/historian (same thing, basically) just got a happy. Here, have some more:

[i.imm.io image 300x441][upload.wikimedia.org image 300x461] [upload.wikimedia.org image 300x227] [upload.wikimedia.org image 300x230] [i.imgur.com image 300x176]

Oh, and there's something really weird going on with my phone - it replaced my alarm ringtone this morning with the theme to The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly . I'm on Android Jellybean, anyone know what might be up?


Newsy LaLonde would be very happy with your post
 
2014-05-01 06:52:26 PM  
Seriously pumped for this.  I WILL be sports entertained!

A primer for tonight, Let's see if the CBC dude can top this!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msVwLc8fz8Q

/Also, who is that at 1:23 flipping off, whoever?
 
2014-05-01 06:54:23 PM  

andychrist420: That guy on the bike: so today i get home and see that my new aero helmet came in the mail and the first thing i said was "Awesome sauce!"

Did you drink?


of course.  i had a Hop Rising in my fridge just in case a situation like this came up
 
2014-05-01 06:54:46 PM  
I just got a reminder text about a potluck tonight that I RSVPed to last week.
*smashes head on table repeatedly*

A night of hockey under my new comforter in my ridiculously comfy bed sounded wonderful. So cold.

This game I will DVR, so have a great thread.
 
2014-05-01 06:55:13 PM  

BobBastard: Seriously pumped for this.  I WILL be sports entertained!

A primer for tonight, Let's see if the CBC dude can top this!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msVwLc8fz8Q

/Also, who is that at 1:23 flipping off, whoever?


Jay Miller!
 
2014-05-01 06:56:47 PM  
Habs & Bruins tonight. I got the V&T going on.
i.imgur.com
I will give the Habs fans credit for one thing.

i.imgur.com

Awesome striped T-shirts on strippers

/Theme night!.
 
2014-05-01 06:56:54 PM  

ontariolightning: [oi59.tinypic.com image 768x828]


Nice church pic but god can't help you now
 
2014-05-01 06:57:05 PM  

fatalvenom: They just showed Xanadude on NBCSN....HAHAHAHHAHA


Damn! Missed it.
 
2014-05-01 06:57:39 PM  

That guy on the bike: andychrist420: That guy on the bike: so today i get home and see that my new aero helmet came in the mail and the first thing i said was "Awesome sauce!"

Did you drink?

of course.  i had a Hop Rising in my fridge just in case a situation like this came up


I got 2xIPA on hand for when I run out of Tonic Water.
 
2014-05-01 06:58:14 PM  
Bruins in 6
Rangers in 7 (keepin' the dream alive)
LA in 6
Chicago in 5
 
2014-05-01 06:59:15 PM  
assets.sbnation.com
 
2014-05-01 07:00:39 PM  

soopey: That guy on the bike: andychrist420: That guy on the bike: so today i get home and see that my new aero helmet came in the mail and the first thing i said was "Awesome sauce!"

Did you drink?

of course.  i had a Hop Rising in my fridge just in case a situation like this came up

I got 2xIPA on hand for when I run out of Tonic Water.


wise choice, i already moved on to Flying Dog IPA
 
2014-05-01 07:02:31 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-01 07:03:08 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-01 07:04:16 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-01 07:04:54 PM  
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2014-05-01 07:05:53 PM  

irishman4: [img.fark.net image 480x480]


Whatever.  ESPN would never report on hockey.
 
2014-05-01 07:06:22 PM  

nyseattitude: ontariolightning: [oi59.tinypic.com image 768x828]

Nice church pic but god can't help you now


lol that is the House of Commons and the liberal party. Dude in the jersey is Justin Trudeau. Canadas next Prime Minister.
 
2014-05-01 07:06:57 PM  

Wish to talk about the old days?

img.fark.net

The Schenley Park Casino was the site of Pittsburgh's first organized hockey game in 1895

between students from a local college and Queen's University.

 
2014-05-01 07:07:10 PM  

21-37-42: Stand by my prediction, Bs in 5 to make it 3 straight playoffs going through the Habs to get to the Conf finals


They didn't play last year.
 
2014-05-01 07:07:12 PM  

andychrist420: irishman4: [img.fark.net image 480x480]

Whatever.  ESPN would never report on hockey.


you raise a great point
 
2014-05-01 07:07:19 PM  
hockey!
 
2014-05-01 07:08:12 PM  

irishman4: [img.fark.net image 480x480]


geeze i throw one Newsy LaLonde comment out there and you post this.  i'm pretty sure he only won one Cup anyway
 
2014-05-01 07:09:00 PM  
scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2014-05-01 07:10:19 PM  
And because I had my computer thieved during the game last night

fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net
 
2014-05-01 07:10:34 PM  
Seabass is ready.  Are you ready?

www4.images.coolspotters.com
 
2014-05-01 07:11:30 PM  
fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net
 
2014-05-01 07:11:55 PM  
cam neely towering over jack edwards. jack is such a twerp. neely also a beast tho
 
2014-05-01 07:13:39 PM  
This is going to be a fun series! I am choosing a tonic water/rum with some lime as my warm up drink. I have zilch tolerance so things will get interesting in a hurry.
 
2014-05-01 07:14:57 PM  

cyberbenali: And because I had my computer thieved during the game last night


Your 2015 Stanley Cup Champion San Jose Sharks!
 
2014-05-01 07:15:20 PM  
i1348.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-01 07:16:34 PM  
media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com
 
2014-05-01 07:16:55 PM  
REALLY?!?!

NO ONE posted THIS yet??

p.twimg.com
 
2014-05-01 07:17:39 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-01 07:19:03 PM  

soopey: Habs & Bruins tonight. I got the V&T going on.
[i.imgur.com image 600x683]
I will give the Habs fans credit for one thing.

[i.imgur.com image 640x600]

Awesome striped T-shirts on strippers

/Theme night!.


Tonight it's 90 Min IPA for me.

I will say this about Montreal. I'm not a world traveler but I have been all over North America.
Montreal has the best looking women I've ever laid eyes on. It's not even contest.
 
2014-05-01 07:20:30 PM  
I just had a scary thought.  I pray to God Doug Wilson is not considering Torts for Sharks coach.  I know it's a long shot, but I can't see Mclellan behind the bench next year.  I'd like to see Robinson get a shot.
 
2014-05-01 07:21:06 PM  
Let's go B's!

Hockey on the television and a fridge full of Heady Topper.  I'm a happy PBJ Time.
 
2014-05-01 07:21:57 PM  

geom_00: REALLY?!?!

NO ONE posted THIS yet??


I got half a laugh out of Mrs. Soopey.
 
2014-05-01 07:22:29 PM  

soopey: geom_00: REALLY?!?!

NO ONE posted THIS yet??

I got half a laugh out of Mrs. Soopey.


Same here with Mrs. PBJ
 
2014-05-01 07:22:32 PM  

It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time: Let's go B's!

Hockey on the television and a fridge full of Heady Topper.  I'm a happy PBJ Time.


Go DIAF.
 
2014-05-01 07:22:59 PM  

pbs.twimg.com

 
2014-05-01 07:25:07 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: soopey: Habs & Bruins tonight. I got the V&T going on.
[i.imgur.com image 600x683]
I will give the Habs fans credit for one thing.

[i.imgur.com image 640x600]

Awesome striped T-shirts on strippers

/Theme night!.

Tonight it's 90 Min IPA for me.

I will say this about Montreal. I'm not a world traveler but I have been all over North America.
Montreal has the best looking women I've ever laid eyes on. It's not even contest.


My Uncle stopped in Montreal for an evening last Summer before making his way out to my wedding. He says "I forgot how hot the women in Montreal are! We have nothing in Nova Scotia!".
 
2014-05-01 07:26:22 PM  
so anxious.

stubhub had tickets in the balcony for $150 today, was so tempting.
 
2014-05-01 07:27:22 PM  
Die Hard is on AMC. Best Christmas movie ever.
 
2014-05-01 07:28:20 PM  
I can't pull for either of these teams so it's time to put on the black and white stripes.

LET'S GO REFS!!!
 
2014-05-01 07:28:42 PM  

irishman4: so anxious.

stubhub had tickets in the balcony for $150 today, was so tempting.


geeze i payed that much for regular season at le bell
 
2014-05-01 07:28:53 PM  
Don't really have a dog in this particular fight (yet) but since the Pens won't be playing the Flyers I figure this will be the most entertaining Round 2 matchup.

So ...

img.fark.net
 
2014-05-01 07:28:59 PM  

That guy on the bike: irishman4: [img.fark.net image 480x480]

geeze i throw one Newsy LaLonde comment out there and you post this.  i'm pretty sure he only won one Cup anyway


Nah, I made the crack about "Habs fan" and "historian" being the same thing. I love that .jpg, so mission accomplished - now I just want to see one with a shot of the Leafs GM trying to justify the Clarkson deal captioned "I'm not saying it was aliens . . . "
 
2014-05-01 07:29:18 PM  

soopey: Die Hard is on AMC. Best Christmas movie ever.


"the weather outside is frightful. Dum-dee-dum delightful."
 
2014-05-01 07:29:30 PM  
i1045.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-01 07:29:37 PM  
Why is Kenny Alpert on my screen ugh!

/3 Fist Pumps!
 
2014-05-01 07:29:54 PM  

soopey: Die Hard is on AMC. Best Christmas movie ever.


Ha!  I say "Shoot the glass" whenever Johnny Boychuk winds up a backscratcher.
 
2014-05-01 07:30:24 PM  
GAAAAHHHHHHH...KENNY ALBERT????

REALLY????!???
 
2014-05-01 07:30:45 PM  
im in love with bruins treadmill girl
 
2014-05-01 07:31:11 PM  

cyberbenali: [i.imgur.com image 290x205]


Minus points for riffing on the CPC Action Plan logo.  All announcements, no action. You don't want that to rub off do you?
 
2014-05-01 07:31:25 PM  

geom_00: REALLY?!?!

NO ONE posted THIS yet??


Oh, and this is the other reason Habs fans like to talk about the past: we don't have to listen to pop music from 1910.
 
2014-05-01 07:31:26 PM  
No love for either of the teams, so let's have a good clean game with no headshots, no nutshots, and plenty of overtime.
 
2014-05-01 07:31:30 PM  

fatalvenom: GAAAAHHHHHHH...KENNY ALBERT????

REALLY????!???


w8 wut, where is doc
 
2014-05-01 07:31:56 PM  

caira: That guy on the bike: irishman4: [img.fark.net image 480x480]

geeze i throw one Newsy LaLonde comment out there and you post this.  i'm pretty sure he only won one Cup anyway

Nah, I made the crack about "Habs fan" and "historian" being the same thing. I love that .jpg, so mission accomplished - now I just want to see one with a shot of the Leafs GM trying to justify the Clarkson deal captioned "I'm not saying it was aliens . . . "


you can't help but laugh at Toronto.  Clarkson, Phaneuf, Finger.  but they are still no where as bad as the Isles when it comes to screwing over their fans
 
2014-05-01 07:32:48 PM  

irishman4: fatalvenom: GAAAAHHHHHHH...KENNY ALBERT????

REALLY????!???

w8 wut, where is doc


Doing what you're doing tonight, getting wasted and being glad he doesn't have to actually hold a conversation with Pierre.
 
2014-05-01 07:32:55 PM  
 
2014-05-01 07:33:08 PM  

sno man: cyberbenali: [i.imgur.com image 290x205]

Minus points for riffing on the CPC Action Plan logo.  All announcements, no action. You don't want that to rub off do you?


I hadn't thought of it like that. Of course I don't. I was coming up short on memes in English.
 
2014-05-01 07:33:14 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: No love for either of the teams, so let's have a good clean game with no headshots, no nutshots, and plenty of overtime.


Eh? You're too nice. If this were Bruins-Leafs, I'd be cheering for decapitations.
 
2014-05-01 07:36:17 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: No love for either of the teams, so let's have a good clean game with no headshots, no nutshots, and plenty of overtime.


The first 2 aren't happening.
 
2014-05-01 07:36:29 PM  

soopey: irishman4: fatalvenom: GAAAAHHHHHHH...KENNY ALBERT????

REALLY????!???

w8 wut, where is doc

Doing what you're doing tonight, getting wasted and being glad he doesn't have to actually hold a conversation with Pierre.


It's hard to hold a conversation with Pierre when he's usually wearing Crosby's ballgag.
 
2014-05-01 07:37:12 PM  
Rene needs to hang it up
 
2014-05-01 07:37:23 PM  
2 pumps, for the second round.
 
2014-05-01 07:37:25 PM  

fantstore.com

 
2014-05-01 07:38:06 PM  

That guy on the bike: Rene needs to hang it up


Your mom needs to hang it up.
 
2014-05-01 07:38:18 PM  

That guy on the bike: Rene needs to hang it up


I was going to make a comment on this. Besides tradition, what keeps him around? He's terrible. He can't hit the low notes.
 
2014-05-01 07:38:20 PM  

That guy on the bike: Rene needs to hang it up


you shut your whore mouth!
 
2014-05-01 07:38:32 PM  

That guy on the bike: Rene needs to hang it up


You pitchy, dawg.
 
2014-05-01 07:38:53 PM  
Dinner at a vegetarian Indian restaurant, not sure how much hockey I'll see tonight.

My liver will thank me.
 
2014-05-01 07:39:01 PM  
Let's go Habs!!
 
2014-05-01 07:39:09 PM  

That guy on the bike: Rene needs to hang it up


I like it. The fact that he's not some amazing vocalist just encourages the fans to sing along, which always sounds awesome.
 
2014-05-01 07:39:10 PM  

cyberbenali: sno man: cyberbenali: [i.imgur.com image 290x205]

Minus points for riffing on the CPC Action Plan logo.  All announcements, no action. You don't want that to rub off do you?

I hadn't thought of it like that. Of course I don't. I was coming up short on memes in English.


Don't be afraid of the french, most of the Boston fans aren't even going to get the english ones.. lol
 
2014-05-01 07:39:13 PM  
i202.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-01 07:39:20 PM  
Hit chara every chance you get. It will wear him down. Thats what leafs did. Nearly won
 
2014-05-01 07:39:41 PM  

Publikwerks: That guy on the bike: Rene needs to hang it up

Your mom needs to hang it up.


well yeah she does too.  But back to the point, Rene gets worse and worse every year.  the "garden tradition" needs to change
 
2014-05-01 07:39:55 PM  

i36.photobucket.com

GO! GO! BACK & GOLD!!

 
2014-05-01 07:39:59 PM  
4! 4 Fist pumps! Montreal is FARKED!!
 
2014-05-01 07:40:01 PM  
Your organ player is awesome though.
 
2014-05-01 07:40:13 PM  
4 Rene-pumps for the sweep!!!!!
 
2014-05-01 07:40:17 PM  

ontariolightning: Hit chara every chance you get. It will wear him down. Thats what leafs did. Nearly won


He's like The Hulk. Hitting him only makes him angrier, and stronger.
 
2014-05-01 07:40:41 PM  

ontariolightning: Hit chara every chance you get. It will wear him down. Thats what leafs did. Nearly won


i2.cdn.turner.com
 
2014-05-01 07:41:39 PM  

sno man: cyberbenali: sno man: cyberbenali: [i.imgur.com image 290x205]

Minus points for riffing on the CPC Action Plan logo.  All announcements, no action. You don't want that to rub off do you?

I hadn't thought of it like that. Of course I don't. I was coming up short on memes in English.

Don't be afraid of the french, most of the Boston fans aren't even going to get the english ones.. lol


cdn.25stanley.com
 
2014-05-01 07:41:57 PM  

That guy on the bike: Publikwerks: That guy on the bike: Rene needs to hang it up

Your mom needs to hang it up.

well yeah she does too.  But back to the point, Rene gets worse and worse every year.  the "garden tradition" needs to change


I hereby propose a moratorium on B's playoff appearances until - nah, I can't even keep a straight face. Go Habs!
 
2014-05-01 07:42:06 PM  
Crowd is fired up tonight!
 
2014-05-01 07:44:50 PM  
look alive carey, you siv
 
2014-05-01 07:46:27 PM  
Kenny Albert sounds like he'd rather be taking a nap than calling this game.

/Tuuuuuuuuukka!
 
2014-05-01 07:47:13 PM  
kenny farking albert is depressing as hell. get off my tv. someone put jack edwards in the booth for the love of god
 
2014-05-01 07:47:44 PM  

cyberbenali: sno man: cyberbenali: sno man: cyberbenali: [i.imgur.com image 290x205]

Minus points for riffing on the CPC Action Plan logo.  All announcements, no action. You don't want that to rub off do you?

I hadn't thought of it like that. Of course I don't. I was coming up short on memes in English.

Don't be afraid of the french, most of the Boston fans aren't even going to get the english ones.. lol


HAÏSSANTS HAÏRONT
 
2014-05-01 07:47:58 PM  

cyberbenali: sno man: cyberbenali: sno man: cyberbenali: [i.imgur.com image 290x205]

Minus points for riffing on the CPC Action Plan logo.  All announcements, no action. You don't want that to rub off do you?

I hadn't thought of it like that. Of course I don't. I was coming up short on memes in English.

Don't be afraid of the french, most of the Boston fans aren't even going to get the english ones.. lol

[cdn.25stanley.com image 400x300]


cyberbenali: sno man: cyberbenali: sno man: cyberbenali: [i.imgur.com image 290x205]

Minus points for riffing on the CPC Action Plan logo.  All announcements, no action. You don't want that to rub off do you?

I hadn't thought of it like that. Of course I don't. I was coming up short on memes in English.

Don't be afraid of the french, most of the Boston fans aren't even going to get the english ones.. lol

[cdn.25stanley.com image 400x300]


My french is a little weak, "just long enough to hate the world"  or just long enough to be hated by the world"?
 
2014-05-01 07:48:24 PM  
I wonder how fast behind ythe TV is from the radio station. I think I might just have to put on Bob Beers.
 
2014-05-01 07:48:28 PM  

irishman4: kenny farking albert is depressing as hell. get off my tv. someone put jack edwards in the booth for the love of god


Ha, I can watch CBC on Hockeystreams.  RDS if I want to improve my French.
 
2014-05-01 07:49:27 PM  

soopey: I wonder how fast behind ythe TV is from the radio station. I think I might just have to put on Bob Beers.


we dont get that out here in the western ma boonies
 
2014-05-01 07:49:36 PM  
I don't know why but I was thinking round 2 didn't start until tomorrow. Sweet!

Go(h) Canada!
 
2014-05-01 07:50:16 PM  
merlot line picking up play lets go
 
2014-05-01 07:50:16 PM  

sno man: cyberbenali: sno man: cyberbenali: sno man: cyberbenali: [i.imgur.com image 290x205]

Minus points for riffing on the CPC Action Plan logo.  All announcements, no action. You don't want that to rub off do you?

I hadn't thought of it like that. Of course I don't. I was coming up short on memes in English.

Don't be afraid of the french, most of the Boston fans aren't even going to get the english ones.. lol

[cdn.25stanley.com image 400x300]

cyberbenali: sno man: cyberbenali: sno man: cyberbenali: [i.imgur.com image 290x205]

Minus points for riffing on the CPC Action Plan logo.  All announcements, no action. You don't want that to rub off do you?

I hadn't thought of it like that. Of course I don't. I was coming up short on memes in English.

Don't be afraid of the french, most of the Boston fans aren't even going to get the english ones.. lol

[cdn.25stanley.com image 400x300]

My french is a little weak, "just long enough to hate the world"  or just long enough to be hated by the world"?


That's the direct translation. En bon Québécois it's "but just long enough to be hated by everyone".

Too close for my comfort.
 
2014-05-01 07:51:20 PM  

irishman4: [img.fark.net image 480x480]


Actually, they are not quite as bad as Oiler fans. At least Montreal makes the playoffs semi-regularly. Edmonton still calls itself "City of Champions"
 
2014-05-01 07:51:47 PM  
shiat, my first drink is gone and I poured myself a double. Supper doesn't get here for another 40 mins.
 
2014-05-01 07:52:11 PM  
Price is in shutdown mode.

Fleury would have let in 3 goals by now
 
2014-05-01 07:53:11 PM  

irishman4: soopey: I wonder how fast behind ythe TV is from the radio station. I think I might just have to put on Bob Beers.

we dont get that out here in the western ma boonies


That sucks. The answer is the TV broadcast is about 30 seconds ahead of the radio. Thank god for DVR. I can pause and sync up.
 
2014-05-01 07:53:53 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: irishman4: [img.fark.net image 480x480]

Actually, they are not quite as bad as Oiler fans. At least Montreal makes the playoffs semi-regularly. Edmonton still calls itself "City of Champions"


Bien sûr qu'ils s'appellent « champions », eux, a Montréal, ça va sans dire !
 
2014-05-01 07:54:07 PM  
images.lpcdn.ca
 
2014-05-01 07:54:12 PM  

ontariolightning: Price is in shutdown mode.

Fleury would have let in 3 goals by now


YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH

He would have only let in two!!

/I can has Zatkoff?
/or Vokoun>
 
2014-05-01 07:55:00 PM  
Glove save by Carey!
 
2014-05-01 07:55:00 PM  
price tho
 
2014-05-01 07:55:29 PM  
Wow. Price is having a good start.
 
2014-05-01 07:55:58 PM  

ColSanders: I don't know why but I was thinking round 2 didn't start until tomorrow. Sweet!

Go(h) Canada!


Hate on NBC, but they don't dick around the playoff schedule like ABC does for the NBA.
 
2014-05-01 07:56:11 PM  

Marisyana: irishman4: kenny farking albert is depressing as hell. get off my tv. someone put jack edwards in the booth for the love of god

Ha, I can watch CBC on Hockeystreams.  RDS if I want to improve my French.


I can watch CBC on my basic cable package!  No French though.
 
2014-05-01 07:56:12 PM  
Go Blackout! Go Electromagnetic Pulse grenade! Go Union Strike for Only Boston and The Habs!
 
2014-05-01 07:56:17 PM  
cyberbenali:

Et pizza chiante.

(I gather Boston pizza, with or without the capital, is like Australian poutine. Sadly, I am appealing from experience on the latter.)
 
2014-05-01 07:56:50 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: ColSanders: I don't know why but I was thinking round 2 didn't start until tomorrow. Sweet!

Go(h) Canada!

Hate on NBC, but they don't dick around the playoff schedule like ABC does for the NBA.


yea. part of that is the nba too though, they want every game on no competition. 3 days between games is absurd.  basketball players are such ninnies.
 
2014-05-01 07:56:50 PM  

change1211: Wow. Price is having a good start.


^THIS
 
2014-05-01 07:57:51 PM  
No no, stick stays on the ice, not in someone's side.
 
2014-05-01 07:57:51 PM  
DICKS!  DICKS AD! AGAIN!
 
2014-05-01 07:58:03 PM  

Polish Hussar: Marisyana: irishman4: kenny farking albert is depressing as hell. get off my tv. someone put jack edwards in the booth for the love of god

Ha, I can watch CBC on Hockeystreams.  RDS if I want to improve my French.

I can watch CBC on my basic cable package!  No French though.


That's because you can spit from where you are and hit Canada.  I'm in Virginia.

/resists joke about the Polish guy getting the first penalty
 
2014-05-01 07:58:18 PM  
Weak tripping penalty does not bode well for the Bruins.
 
2014-05-01 07:58:21 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: ColSanders: I don't know why but I was thinking round 2 didn't start until tomorrow. Sweet!

Go(h) Canada!

Hate on NBC, but they don't dick around the playoff schedule like ABC does for the NBA.


wait until the game goes into OT on Saturday afternoon.  evidently the 3 hour preshow for the Kentucky Derby is more important to them than bonus hockey
 
2014-05-01 07:58:26 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: ColSanders: I don't know why but I was thinking round 2 didn't start until tomorrow. Sweet!

Go(h) Canada!

Hate on NBC, but they don't dick around the playoff schedule like ABC does for the NBA.


Game two of this series starts at 12:30 pm EDT. Your definition of "not screwing" seems to bear a perilous amount with President Clinton's.
 
2014-05-01 07:58:59 PM  
Francophone call!!!!!
 
2014-05-01 07:59:36 PM  

soopey: irishman4: soopey: I wonder how fast behind ythe TV is from the radio station. I think I might just have to put on Bob Beers.

we dont get that out here in the western ma boonies

That sucks. The answer is the TV broadcast is about 30 seconds ahead of the radio. Thank god for DVR. I can pause and sync up.


It has always been radio first, then TV. Radio is nearly instantaneous, TV later, DVR box even later.

What you need is a radio that can pause.
 
2014-05-01 07:59:46 PM  

ontariolightning: 21-37-42: ontariolightning:  Bruins have not so good history against Mtl in the playoffs.

Really?  In the last 27 years, they faced each other in the playoffs 17 times.  Bs advanced 11 out of those 17 matchups.

Bruins in 5.

Also you were cherrypicking and began at the year that boston began beating Mtl.,

If you began years prior to 87, mtl won most of the series. You didnt trick anyone


I don't think Montreal's success in the 1960's is going to affect what happens this year.
 
2014-05-01 08:00:43 PM  
Woohoo!  Go refs!
 
2014-05-01 08:00:50 PM  
PK might be good for the bruins if they kill it. tuuka hasnt had to work. gotta get him involved.
 
2014-05-01 08:00:54 PM  

fatalvenom: Francophone call!!!!!


Ring! Ring! Ring! Ring! Ring! Ring! Ring! Francophone!
 
2014-05-01 08:01:10 PM  

caira: cyberbenali:

Et pizza chiante.

(I gather Boston pizza, with or without the capital, is like Australian poutine. Sadly, I am appealing from experience on the latter.)


or Thai poutine. It's all about the curds. I was talking to someone who is originally from MA (but a Habs fan so he's cool). He told me a story where he drove 5 hours to Stanstead, my local crossing, to get cheese curds. CBSA didn't even bat an eyeball when he told them his reason.

SUBBAN!!!!!
 
2014-05-01 08:01:20 PM  
ET LE BUT!
 
2014-05-01 08:01:22 PM  
Habs PP goal. 1-0 Montreal
 
2014-05-01 08:01:32 PM  
ahhhh fark me what a farking mush. sorry bruins fans
 
2014-05-01 08:01:35 PM  
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!
 
2014-05-01 08:01:48 PM  
Bleh...
 
2014-05-01 08:01:49 PM  
Well, shiat. Rask was looking good at first there.
 
2014-05-01 08:01:50 PM  
SUBBAN SUBBAN SUBBAN SUCK IT SUCK SUCK IT
 
2014-05-01 08:02:03 PM  

llortcM_yllort: ontariolightning: 21-37-42: ontariolightning:  Bruins have not so good history against Mtl in the playoffs.

Really?  In the last 27 years, they faced each other in the playoffs 17 times.  Bs advanced 11 out of those 17 matchups.

Bruins in 5.

Also you were cherrypicking and began at the year that boston began beating Mtl.,

If you began years prior to 87, mtl won most of the series. You didnt trick anyone

I don't think Montreal's success in the 1960's is going to affect what happens this year.


I don't know, maybe if one of the championship banners falls on Rask's head at a crucial moment in game 3.
 
2014-05-01 08:02:13 PM  
Suban-actural!
 
2014-05-01 08:02:34 PM  
Habs score on weak penalty. More diving to ensue. News at 11.
 
2014-05-01 08:02:43 PM  

ontariolightning: SUBBAN SUBBAN SUBBAN SUCK IT SUCK SUCK IT


so you're not a leafs fan?
 
2014-05-01 08:02:46 PM  
www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-05-01 08:03:09 PM  
HAÏSSANTS ONT DE QUOI HAÏR
 
2014-05-01 08:03:10 PM  
If you are a fan of documentaries, history, or hockey (wakka wakka), you need to watch this trailer: http://animalnewyork.com/2014/soviet-hockey-documentary-red-army-goes - cannes/

I apologize if it has already been posted.

Looks amazing.
 
2014-05-01 08:03:19 PM  
Subban scoring the first goal = Habs' giant bird to Bruins
 
2014-05-01 08:03:52 PM  

caira: cyberbenali:

Et pizza chiante.

(I gather Boston pizza, with or without the capital, is like Australian poutine. Sadly, I am appealing from experience on the latter.)


Boston Pizza was started by two Greek guys in Calgary.  So yea pretty much Australian poutine.
 
2014-05-01 08:03:56 PM  

jaylectricity: soopey: irishman4: soopey: I wonder how fast behind ythe TV is from the radio station. I think I might just have to put on Bob Beers.

we dont get that out here in the western ma boonies

That sucks. The answer is the TV broadcast is about 30 seconds ahead of the radio. Thank god for DVR. I can pause and sync up.

It has always been radio first, then TV. Radio is nearly instantaneous, TV later, DVR box even later.

What you need is a radio that can pause.


Radio was behind TV by about 30 seconds. I had to pause the TV.
 
2014-05-01 08:04:15 PM  
GODDAMMIT!
 
2014-05-01 08:04:41 PM  

Marisyana: Subban scoring the first goal = Habs' giant bird to Bruins


If only it could have been Gallagher on the assist . . .
 
2014-05-01 08:04:54 PM  

irishman4: ontariolightning: SUBBAN SUBBAN SUBBAN SUCK IT SUCK SUCK IT

so you're not a leafs fan?


Nah, he can't troll when his team isn't in the playoffs, so he became a Habs fan.

Wait, my team was eliminated.  Why am I still here?
 
2014-05-01 08:05:45 PM  

irishman4: ontariolightning: SUBBAN SUBBAN SUBBAN SUCK IT SUCK SUCK IT

so you're not a leafs fan?


pro Canadian teams and anti american teams
 
2014-05-01 08:05:46 PM  

irishman4: ontariolightning: SUBBAN SUBBAN SUBBAN SUCK IT SUCK SUCK IT

so you're not a leafs fan?


He was, but grew disenchanted with the utter mess that the Leafs organization has been for the past decade and declared he was done with the Leafs and was now a Habs fan (the team most of his family supports) at the end of the regular season.
 
2014-05-01 08:05:48 PM  
Habs look like they're all four inches shorter than the Bruins.
 
2014-05-01 08:05:49 PM  
llortcM_yllort:

Wait, my team was eliminated.  Why am I still here?

Because FARK playoff hockey threads are the best ever?
 
2014-05-01 08:05:49 PM  

caira: llortcM_yllort: ontariolightning: 21-37-42: ontariolightning:  Bruins have not so good history against Mtl in the playoffs.

Really?  In the last 27 years, they faced each other in the playoffs 17 times.  Bs advanced 11 out of those 17 matchups.

Bruins in 5.

Also you were cherrypicking and began at the year that boston began beating Mtl.,

If you began years prior to 87, mtl won most of the series. You didnt trick anyone

I don't think Montreal's success in the 1960's is going to affect what happens this year.

I don't know, maybe if one of the championship banners falls on Rask's head at a crucial moment in game 3.


Newsy will be up there whistling with a pair of scissors in his hand

/third time mentioning him tonight for me
 
2014-05-01 08:05:58 PM  

caira: Marisyana: Subban scoring the first goal = Habs' giant bird to Bruins

If only it could have been Gallagher on the assist . . .


Or Emelin. Or Pacioretty.
 
2014-05-01 08:05:59 PM  

caira: Marisyana: Subban scoring the first goal = Habs' giant bird to Bruins

If only it could have been Gallagher on the assist . . .


steeshes.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-05-01 08:06:04 PM  

llortcM_yllort: irishman4: ontariolightning: SUBBAN SUBBAN SUBBAN SUCK IT SUCK SUCK IT

so you're not a leafs fan?

Nah, he can't troll when his team isn't in the playoffs, so he became a Habs fan.

Wait, my team was eliminated.   Why am I still here?


I meant "how am I going to still troll?" since I'm still watching, of course.
 
2014-05-01 08:06:07 PM  

caira: Marisyana: Subban scoring the first goal = Habs' giant bird to Bruins

If only it could have been Gallagher on the assist . . .


Real Gallagher or fake Gallagher?
 
2014-05-01 08:06:15 PM  

llortcM_yllort: irishman4: ontariolightning: SUBBAN SUBBAN SUBBAN SUCK IT SUCK SUCK IT

so you're not a leafs fan?

Nah, he can't troll when his team isn't in the playoffs, so he became a Habs fan.

Wait, my team was eliminated.  Why am I still here?


Why the hell not?
 
2014-05-01 08:07:28 PM  

caira: OtherLittleGuy: ColSanders: I don't know why but I was thinking round 2 didn't start until tomorrow. Sweet!

Go(h) Canada!

Hate on NBC, but they don't dick around the playoff schedule like ABC does for the NBA.

Game two of this series starts at 12:30 pm EDT. Your definition of "not screwing" seems to bear a perilous amount with President Clinton's.


As opposed for games every four games or so to make them last into summer.
 
2014-05-01 08:07:33 PM  
Jesus Christ NBC nobody cares but the Kentucky Derby stop with the farking banner ads.
 
2014-05-01 08:08:25 PM  
i like how the crowd boos subban like every building boos chara.
 
2014-05-01 08:08:42 PM  

caira: OtherLittleGuy: ColSanders: I don't know why but I was thinking round 2 didn't start until tomorrow. Sweet!

Go(h) Canada!

Hate on NBC, but they don't dick around the playoff schedule like ABC does for the NBA.

Game two of this series starts at 12:30 pm EDT. Your definition of "not screwing" seems to bear a perilous amount with President Clinton's.


That's in honour of the Kentucky Derby,  *hoping for double or triple overtime*  serve them right for not doing it after the race. *spits*
 
2014-05-01 08:08:48 PM  

soopey: Jesus Christ NBC nobody cares but the Kentucky Derby stop with the farking banner ads.


I care. I care plenty.
 
2014-05-01 08:09:04 PM  
Bruins not being all that physical. That's not good.
 
2014-05-01 08:09:20 PM  
Okay, Bruins, make for the bondage macros.
 
2014-05-01 08:09:35 PM  

caira: Marisyana: Subban scoring the first goal = Habs' giant bird to Bruins

If only it could have been Gallagher on the assist . . .


i was so excited when they drafted him since we share the same last name.  i was finally able to get a sweater with my name and not have it be cheesy
 
2014-05-01 08:09:36 PM  

soopey: Jesus Christ NBC nobody cares but the Kentucky Derby stop with the farking banner ads.


I care. Protip: #20 Wicked Strong, and whatever horse John Valazquez is riding.
 
2014-05-01 08:09:40 PM  

soopey: jaylectricity: soopey: irishman4: soopey: I wonder how fast behind ythe TV is from the radio station. I think I might just have to put on Bob Beers.

we dont get that out here in the western ma boonies

That sucks. The answer is the TV broadcast is about 30 seconds ahead of the radio. Thank god for DVR. I can pause and sync up.

It has always been radio first, then TV. Radio is nearly instantaneous, TV later, DVR box even later.

What you need is a radio that can pause.

Radio was behind TV by about 30 seconds. I had to pause the TV.


Weird. That's the first time I've heard of that happening. Wait a minute. Are you talking about the internet stream or an actual radio with an antenna?
 
2014-05-01 08:09:59 PM  

soopey: Jesus Christ NBC nobody cares but the Kentucky Derby stop with the farking banner ads.


media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com
 
2014-05-01 08:10:04 PM  

soopey: Bruins not being all that physical. That's not good.


Looong series, friend, but yeah.
 
2014-05-01 08:10:34 PM  

Polish Hussar: irishman4: ontariolightning: SUBBAN SUBBAN SUBBAN SUCK IT SUCK SUCK IT

so you're not a leafs fan?

He was, but grew disenchanted with the utter mess that the Leafs organization has been for the past decade and declared he was done with the Leafs and was now a Habs fan (the team most of his family supports) at the end of the regular season.


what he said
 
2014-05-01 08:10:36 PM  

jaylectricity: soopey: jaylectricity: soopey: irishman4: soopey: I wonder how fast behind ythe TV is from the radio station. I think I might just have to put on Bob Beers.

we dont get that out here in the western ma boonies

That sucks. The answer is the TV broadcast is about 30 seconds ahead of the radio. Thank god for DVR. I can pause and sync up.

It has always been radio first, then TV. Radio is nearly instantaneous, TV later, DVR box even later.

What you need is a radio that can pause.

Radio was behind TV by about 30 seconds. I had to pause the TV.

Weird. That's the first time I've heard of that happening. Wait a minute. Are you talking about the internet stream or an actual radio with an antenna?


Good old terrestrial FM radio from an antenna not more than 15 miles from me.
 
2014-05-01 08:10:59 PM  

sno man: caira: OtherLittleGuy: ColSanders: I don't know why but I was thinking round 2 didn't start until tomorrow. Sweet!

Go(h) Canada!

Hate on NBC, but they don't dick around the playoff schedule like ABC does for the NBA.

Game two of this series starts at 12:30 pm EDT. Your definition of "not screwing" seems to bear a perilous amount with President Clinton's.

That's in honour of the Kentucky Derby,  *hoping for double or triple overtime*  serve them right for not doing it after the race. *spits*


that happened a about 4-5 years ago and they switched the game to NBCsports.  of course this was when NBCsports wasn't on all tvs so they screwed a lot of people.
 
2014-05-01 08:11:00 PM  

That guy on the bike: caira: llortcM_yllort: ontariolightning: 21-37-42: ontariolightning:  Bruins have not so good history against Mtl in the playoffs.

Really?  In the last 27 years, they faced each other in the playoffs 17 times.  Bs advanced 11 out of those 17 matchups.

Bruins in 5.

Also you were cherrypicking and began at the year that boston began beating Mtl.,

If you began years prior to 87, mtl won most of the series. You didnt trick anyone

I don't think Montreal's success in the 1960's is going to affect what happens this year.

I don't know, maybe if one of the championship banners falls on Rask's head at a crucial moment in game 3.

Newsy will be up there whistling with a pair of scissors in his hand

/third time mentioning him tonight for me


Newsy is a smart man. I like Rask, was originally gonna have the banner drop on Chára's head, but I'm petty sure he'd just bite a hole in it to see through and play the rest of the game wearing it like a poncho.
 
2014-05-01 08:11:15 PM  
let it go krug


farkkkkkkkkk
 
2014-05-01 08:11:28 PM  
Way to fuk that one up..
 
2014-05-01 08:11:30 PM  
Price is ON tonight
 
2014-05-01 08:11:31 PM  
WHAT THE FARK...THE MOTHER FARK?????!?!???!???
 
2014-05-01 08:12:45 PM  

soopey: Bruins not being all that physical. That's not good.


Feeling them out.
 
2014-05-01 08:13:16 PM  
What was the question Pierre?
 
2014-05-01 08:13:37 PM  
So, do I need to update my "Bruins I actually quite like" rule? It's all the four letter names - Rask, Iggy, Krug . . .
 
2014-05-01 08:13:43 PM  
Carey Price 2014 Olympic gold medalist, Conn Smythe & Stanley Cup Champion.
 
2014-05-01 08:14:12 PM  
"Yes."
"What was the question?"
"Who's asking a question?"
"You said 'yes'"

/facepalm
 
2014-05-01 08:15:36 PM  

NeoCortex42: "Yes."
"What was the question?"
"Who's asking a question?"
"You said 'yes'"

/facepalm


www.nature.com
 
2014-05-01 08:16:14 PM  
That was way offsides.
 
2014-05-01 08:16:31 PM  
Montreal played the perfect road period so lets watch don cherry talk up the bruins
 
2014-05-01 08:16:34 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: NeoCortex42: "Yes."
"What was the question?"
"Who's asking a question?"
"You said 'yes'"

/facepalm

[www.nature.com image 400x324]


That's exactly where my mind went as they just kept going.
 
2014-05-01 08:17:21 PM  

ontariolightning: Carey Price 2014 Olympic gold medalist, Conn Smythe & Stanley Cup Champion.


Also a duck.
 
2014-05-01 08:17:38 PM  
So close....
 
2014-05-01 08:17:44 PM  
Boston Pizza hockey tie-in fun fact...  The son of one of the guys that started BP is the shiny new GM in Calgary...
BPhtiff2.... The one in Gravenhurst ON has a annual pond hockey tournament just off the patio on Lake Muskoka's Gravenhurst Bay.
 
2014-05-01 08:18:32 PM  

ontariolightning: Montreal played the perfect road period so lets watch don cherry talk up the bruins


Other than getting a pp goal, the bruins had that period.
 
2014-05-01 08:18:53 PM  
So far, the Bruins' plan seems to be to dump it into Subban's corner and run him.
 
2014-05-01 08:19:04 PM  

soopey: jaylectricity: soopey: jaylectricity: soopey: irishman4: soopey: I wonder how fast behind ythe TV is from the radio station. I think I might just have to put on Bob Beers.

we dont get that out here in the western ma boonies

That sucks. The answer is the TV broadcast is about 30 seconds ahead of the radio. Thank god for DVR. I can pause and sync up.

It has always been radio first, then TV. Radio is nearly instantaneous, TV later, DVR box even later.

What you need is a radio that can pause.

Radio was behind TV by about 30 seconds. I had to pause the TV.

Weird. That's the first time I've heard of that happening. Wait a minute. Are you talking about the internet stream or an actual radio with an antenna?

Good old terrestrial FM radio from an antenna not more than 15 miles from me.


I'll check my radio in the second period. Maybe it's Comcast that is so far behind.
 
2014-05-01 08:19:32 PM  
That Captain Morgans white rum song has been stuck in my head for two weeks.
 
2014-05-01 08:19:38 PM  
C'mon Jumala Hitto Lepakko Mies....
 
2014-05-01 08:19:43 PM  
Popeye's is in Canada.  This makes me happy.
 
2014-05-01 08:19:59 PM  
does anyone have cbc stream? tia
 
2014-05-01 08:20:20 PM  
fatalvenom-liver saffir simpson scale:

Katrina.
 
2014-05-01 08:20:45 PM  

irishman4: soopey: Jesus Christ NBC nobody cares but the Kentucky Derby stop with the farking banner ads.

I care. Protip: #20 Wicked Strong, and whatever horse John Valazquez is riding.


Nah, bet on Secretariat


img.fark.net
 
2014-05-01 08:21:09 PM  
i847.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-01 08:21:27 PM  

Marisyana: Popeye's is in Canada.  This makes me happy.


ive never seen any
 
2014-05-01 08:21:33 PM  

fatalvenom: fatalvenom-liver saffir simpson scale:

Katrina.


Yikes. I hope you reinforced the toilet. The storm surge tomorrow morning might do more damage.
 
2014-05-01 08:22:04 PM  

That guy on the bike: sno man: caira: OtherLittleGuy: ColSanders: I don't know why but I was thinking round 2 didn't start until tomorrow. Sweet!

Go(h) Canada!

Hate on NBC, but they don't dick around the playoff schedule like ABC does for the NBA.

Game two of this series starts at 12:30 pm EDT. Your definition of "not screwing" seems to bear a perilous amount with President Clinton's.

That's in honour of the Kentucky Derby,  *hoping for double or triple overtime*  serve them right for not doing it after the race. *spits*

that happened a about 4-5 years ago and they switched the game to NBCsports.  of course this was when NBCsports wasn't on all tvs so they screwed a lot of people.


Was that that long ago?  I loved everyone's heads exploding (most didn't have Versus, as it was called at the time as I recall)
 
2014-05-01 08:22:11 PM  

That guy on the bike: sno man: caira: OtherLittleGuy: ColSanders: I don't know why but I was thinking round 2 didn't start until tomorrow. Sweet!

Go(h) Canada!

Hate on NBC, but they don't dick around the playoff schedule like ABC does for the NBA.

Game two of this series starts at 12:30 pm EDT. Your definition of "not screwing" seems to bear a perilous amount with President Clinton's.

That's in honour of the Kentucky Derby,  *hoping for double or triple overtime*  serve them right for not doing it after the race. *spits*

that happened a about 4-5 years ago and they switched the game to NBCsports.  of course this was when NBCsports wasn't on all tvs so they screwed a lot of people.


It definitely wasn't even called NBCSN at the time.  It was either still called VS or OLN.  And I missed the announcement of the switch (and was without Internet that day), so I went batshiat.
 
2014-05-01 08:22:38 PM  

ontariolightning: Marisyana: Popeye's is in Canada.  This makes me happy.

ive never seen any


But ... there was a commercial ... with a web address of popeyes.ca ...

/Grapes' suit is shiny
//pretty sure he's drunk
 
2014-05-01 08:22:55 PM  

soopey: fatalvenom: fatalvenom-liver saffir simpson scale:

Katrina.

Yikes. I hope you reinforced the toilet. The storm surge tomorrow morning might do more damage.


I just hope that one gentleman doesnt decide to float all the Heineken outta my fridge.
 
2014-05-01 08:22:58 PM  
Look, I just want to let all my fellow Boston fans know that the first goal might have been my fault. I have just learned my wife opened my first beer of the game using this:

lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2014-05-01 08:23:20 PM  

soopey: That Captain Morgans white rum song has been stuck in my head for two weeks.


Same here. The scary thing is, I kind of like the song.
 
2014-05-01 08:23:35 PM  
Someone needs to post a screencap of Don Cherry.  The man looks like the bastard child of Auric Goldfinger and an alligator.
 
2014-05-01 08:24:10 PM  

WinoRhino: Look, I just want to let all my fellow Boston fans know that the first goal might have been my fault. I have just learned my wife opened my first beer of the game using this:


Throw the wench into the Charles as an offering!
 
2014-05-01 08:24:27 PM  

WinoRhino: Look, I just want to let all my fellow Boston fans know that the first goal might have been my fault. I have just learned my wife opened my first beer of the game using this:

[lh5.googleusercontent.com image 270x480]


Run outside, spin around 3 times, and spit.
 
2014-05-01 08:24:54 PM  

sno man: Was that that long ago? I loved everyone's heads exploding (most didn't have Versus, as it was called at the time as I recall)


Found it.  It was 2007, and it was the Preakness.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NHL_on_NBC#2007_playoffs_controversy
 
2014-05-01 08:25:08 PM  

WinoRhino: Look, I just want to let all my fellow Boston fans know that the first goal might have been my fault. I have just learned my wife opened my first beer of the game using this:


That's it. Off the Tobin you go.
 
2014-05-01 08:25:31 PM  

ColSanders: soopey: That Captain Morgans white rum song has been stuck in my head for two weeks.

Same here. The scary thing is, I kind of like the song.


That, and the Pixies cover used in that other commercial...

GIGAAAAANTIC... GIGAAAAANTIC... GIGAAAAANTIC...
 
2014-05-01 08:25:37 PM  

Polish Hussar: Someone needs to post a screencap of Don Cherry.  The man looks like the bastard child of Auric Goldfinger and an alligator.


Reminds me of the human gold statues I saw in Paris
 
2014-05-01 08:25:39 PM  

WinoRhino: Look, I just want to let all my fellow Boston fans know that the first goal might have been my fault. I have just learned my wife opened my first beer of the game using this:


That biatch....
 
2014-05-01 08:25:55 PM  

ColSanders: soopey: That Captain Morgans white rum song has been stuck in my head for two weeks.

Same here. The scary thing is, I kind of like the song.


It's catchy. Might have to go on my skiing playlist for next winter.
 
2014-05-01 08:26:26 PM  

Polish Hussar: WinoRhino: Look, I just want to let all my fellow Boston fans know that the first goal might have been my fault. I have just learned my wife opened my first beer of the game using this:

[lh5.googleusercontent.com image 270x480]

Run outside, spin around 3 times, and spit.


My wife is Polish and you have "Polish" in your username. I will do exactly what you suggest. It's crazy enough to work... BRB.
 
2014-05-01 08:27:10 PM  
Ok, n00b hockey fan question time.  And I'm asking this out of genuine ignorance and curiosity.  I thought of this during "Oh Canada" and the National Anthem.  What percentage of American team players and Canadian players are actually American and Canadian respectively?  Don't many NHL players play for different countries in the Olympics? Doesn't that diminish the national pride that the respective anthems are supposed to represent?
 
2014-05-01 08:27:38 PM  

ColSanders: Ok, n00b hockey fan question time.  And I'm asking this out of genuine ignorance and curiosity.  I thought of this during "Oh Canada" and the National Anthem.  What percentage of American team players and Canadian players are actually American and Canadian respectively?  Don't many NHL players play for different countries in the Olympics? Doesn't that diminish the national pride that the respective anthems are supposed to represent?


Yes.
 
2014-05-01 08:28:12 PM  

WinoRhino: Look, I just want to let all my fellow Boston fans know that the first goal might have been my fault. I have just learned my wife opened my first beer of the game using this:

[lh5.googleusercontent.com image 270x480]


CHIMAY!
Brraggrrll-warggl-warggl-Ch-Ch-Ch-CHIMAAAAYYYY!!!!
 
2014-05-01 08:28:25 PM  
Tonight's HNiC opening montage.  Damn good stuff.
 
2014-05-01 08:28:35 PM  

sno man: That guy on the bike: sno man: caira: OtherLittleGuy: ColSanders: I don't know why but I was thinking round 2 didn't start until tomorrow. Sweet!

Go(h) Canada!

Hate on NBC, but they don't dick around the playoff schedule like ABC does for the NBA.

Game two of this series starts at 12:30 pm EDT. Your definition of "not screwing" seems to bear a perilous amount with President Clinton's.

That's in honour of the Kentucky Derby,  *hoping for double or triple overtime*  serve them right for not doing it after the race. *spits*

that happened a about 4-5 years ago and they switched the game to NBCsports.  of course this was when NBCsports wasn't on all tvs so they screwed a lot of people.

Was that that long ago?  I loved everyone's heads exploding (most didn't have Versus, as it was called at the time as I recall)


buckeyebrain: That guy on the bike: sno man: caira: OtherLittleGuy: ColSanders: I don't know why but I was thinking round 2 didn't start until tomorrow. Sweet!

Go(h) Canada!

Hate on NBC, but they don't dick around the playoff schedule like ABC does for the NBA.

Game two of this series starts at 12:30 pm EDT. Your definition of "not screwing" seems to bear a perilous amount with President Clinton's.

That's in honour of the Kentucky Derby,  *hoping for double or triple overtime*  serve them right for not doing it after the race. *spits*

that happened a about 4-5 years ago and they switched the game to NBCsports.  of course this was when NBCsports wasn't on all tvs so they screwed a lot of people.

It definitely wasn't even called NBCSN at the time.  It was either still called VS or OLN.  And I missed the announcement of the switch (and was without Internet that day), so I went batshiat.


yeah it was VS at the time.  i forgot the teams playing but i remember being at work watching and then then "the rest of the game will be on VS, lets go to Kentucky to talk about horses that won't be racing for another 2 hours!!!!"  and we only had the basic cable service at work so many plastic plates were thrown on the ground that day
 
2014-05-01 08:28:35 PM  
Millbury just use the word paucity correctly. I think he learned a new word today.
 
2014-05-01 08:28:38 PM  

ColSanders: soopey: That Captain Morgans white rum song has been stuck in my head for two weeks.

Same here. The scary thing is, I kind of like the song.


It's M.I.A. She ripped it off from an old song by a girl band called Shampoo.
 
2014-05-01 08:29:27 PM  

Polish Hussar: Tonight's HNiC opening montage.  Damn good stuff.


Thanks, man! I love these.
 
2014-05-01 08:29:49 PM  
Frog guy and intermission. Finish your drink. Get a new one.
 
2014-05-01 08:30:28 PM  

cyberbenali: Polish Hussar: Someone needs to post a screencap of Don Cherry.  The man looks like the bastard child of Auric Goldfinger and an alligator.

Reminds me of the human gold statues I saw in Paris


Just when you thing you've seen the weirdest suit ever, there's a new contender.
 
2014-05-01 08:30:39 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: CHIMAY!
Brraggrrll-warggl-warggl-Ch-Ch-Ch-CHIMAAAAYYYY!!!!


It's okay, it's okay... it's home brew in the glass. Local, Boston, home brew. Though it is a quad.
 
2014-05-01 08:31:16 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: cyberbenali: Polish Hussar: Someone needs to post a screencap of Don Cherry.  The man looks like the bastard child of Auric Goldfinger and an alligator.

Reminds me of the human gold statues I saw in Paris

Just when you thing you've seen the weirdest suit ever, there's a new contender.


Picture?
 
2014-05-01 08:32:20 PM  

soopey: Millbury just use the word paucity correctly. I think he learned a new word today.


Those desk calendars are mighty useful.
 
2014-05-01 08:33:00 PM  

Polish Hussar: Tonight's HNiC opening montage.  Damn good stuff.


Goosebumps!
 
2014-05-01 08:33:06 PM  

Marisyana: ontariolightning: Marisyana: Popeye's is in Canada.  This makes me happy.

ive never seen any

But ... there was a commercial ... with a web address of popeyes.ca ...

/Grapes' suit is shiny
//pretty sure he's drunk


ohh fried chicken joint., that cant be too healthy
 
2014-05-01 08:33:29 PM  

soopey: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: cyberbenali: Polish Hussar: Someone needs to post a screencap of Don Cherry.  The man looks like the bastard child of Auric Goldfinger and an alligator.

Reminds me of the human gold statues I saw in Paris

Just when you thing you've seen the weirdest suit ever, there's a new contender.

Picture?


Cross a picket fence with C-3PO
 
2014-05-01 08:33:51 PM  

soopey: Millbury just use the word paucity correctly. I think he learned a new word today.


Isn't that one of the signs of the Apocalypse?
 
2014-05-01 08:33:53 PM  
 
2014-05-01 08:34:27 PM  

ColSanders: Ok, n00b hockey fan question time.  And I'm asking this out of genuine ignorance and curiosity.  I thought of this during "Oh Canada" and the National Anthem.  What percentage of American team players and Canadian players are actually American and Canadian respectively?  Don't many NHL players play for different countries in the Olympics? Doesn't that diminish the national pride that the respective anthems are supposed to represent?


just a tradition like in all sports.  you could say the same for baseball
 
2014-05-01 08:34:45 PM  
pbs.twimg.com
 
2014-05-01 08:35:20 PM  

soopey: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: cyberbenali: Polish Hussar: Someone needs to post a screencap of Don Cherry.  The man looks like the bastard child of Auric Goldfinger and an alligator.

Reminds me of the human gold statues I saw in Paris

Just when you thing you've seen the weirdest suit ever, there's a new contender.

Picture?


lbmphotography.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-05-01 08:35:32 PM  

Polish Hussar: Tonight's HNiC opening montage.  Damn good stuff.


I *HOPE* rogers give him a job...
 
2014-05-01 08:35:50 PM  

That guy on the bike: just a tradition like in all sports.  you could say the same for baseball


Yeah, good point.  Hadn't thought of that.
 
2014-05-01 08:35:56 PM  

soopey: Millbury just use the word paucity correctly. I think he learned a new word today.


Me too!
 
2014-05-01 08:36:00 PM  
oi62.tinypic.com
 
2014-05-01 08:36:08 PM  

WinoRhino: Polish Hussar: WinoRhino: Look, I just want to let all my fellow Boston fans know that the first goal might have been my fault. I have just learned my wife opened my first beer of the game using this:

[lh5.googleusercontent.com image 270x480]

Run outside, spin around 3 times, and spit.

My wife is Polish and you have "Polish" in your username. I will do exactly what you suggest. It's crazy enough to work... BRB.


There's some debate about the procedure.  Some say spin and spit, others say spin and curse, and others say spin, spit, and curse just to be safe.  Aaron Sorkin wrote an explanation a few years ago.
 
2014-05-01 08:36:42 PM  
*GAME ON*
 
2014-05-01 08:36:48 PM  
Some past Don Cherry wonders http://doncherryjacketwatch.wordpress.com/
 
2014-05-01 08:38:02 PM  
Pass the Krejci on the left hand side.
 
2014-05-01 08:38:07 PM  
B's still shying away from forecheck hits. They need to chip it in behind Price and punish the D.

/Krejci just misses.
 
2014-05-01 08:38:19 PM  

sno man: Polish Hussar: Tonight's HNiC opening montage.  Damn good stuff.

I *HOPE* rogers give him a job...


Me too.  He's said on his twitter that he's got a job until the end of the playoffs, then it's wait and see.
 
2014-05-01 08:38:23 PM  

Polish Hussar: WinoRhino: Polish Hussar: WinoRhino: Look, I just want to let all my fellow Boston fans know that the first goal might have been my fault. I have just learned my wife opened my first beer of the game using this:

[lh5.googleusercontent.com image 270x480]

Run outside, spin around 3 times, and spit.

My wife is Polish and you have "Polish" in your username. I will do exactly what you suggest. It's crazy enough to work... BRB.

There's some debate about the procedure.  Some say spin and spit, others say spin and curse, and others say spin, spit, and curse just to be safe.  Aaron Sorkin wrote an explanation a few years ago.


I made sure to face east while juggling the chipmunks
 
2014-05-01 08:38:40 PM  
Bruins are choking on the shark they had for dinner
 
2014-05-01 08:38:52 PM  
HOW U NO ELEVATE KRECJI???
 
2014-05-01 08:38:55 PM  

ontariolightning: [oi62.tinypic.com image 459x816]


Two questions:
1) Where does he get his suits?  I assume they're all custom made.

2) What happens to his suits after he's worn them?  I'm imagining the greatest suit rack ever in some Goodwill somewhere.
 
2014-05-01 08:39:05 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: Some past Don Cherry wonders http://doncherryjacketwatch.wordpress.com/


A fine archive, shame they haven't updated it lately.
 
2014-05-01 08:39:16 PM  

That guy on the bike: ColSanders: Ok, n00b hockey fan question time.  And I'm asking this out of genuine ignorance and curiosity.  I thought of this during "Oh Canada" and the National Anthem.  What percentage of American team players and Canadian players are actually American and Canadian respectively?  Don't many NHL players play for different countries in the Olympics? Doesn't that diminish the national pride that the respective anthems are supposed to represent?

just a tradition like in all sports.  you could say the same for baseball


As players go, I think Montreal has more Americans, and Boston has more French-Canadians.
 
2014-05-01 08:40:07 PM  

WinoRhino: Primitive Screwhead: CHIMAY!
Brraggrrll-warggl-warggl-Ch-Ch-Ch-CHIMAAAAYYYY!!!!

It's okay, it's okay... it's home brew in the glass. Local, Boston, home brew. Though it is a quad.


I think the Bruins have more Canadian players than the Habs do anyway.
 
2014-05-01 08:40:29 PM  

NeoCortex42: ontariolightning: [oi62.tinypic.com image 459x816]

Two questions:
1) Where does he get his suits?  I assume they're all custom made.

2) What happens to his suits after he's worn them?  I'm imagining the greatest suit rack ever in some Goodwill somewhere.


I'm glad you asked.  Making a suit with Don Cherry.
 
2014-05-01 08:41:23 PM  
Desharnais just speared Marchand in the groin and pretended like nothing happened.
 
2014-05-01 08:41:48 PM  
2-0 Habs
 
2014-05-01 08:41:51 PM  
ET LE BUT!!!!!  BOURQUE
 
2014-05-01 08:42:00 PM  
Uggghhhhhh....

FUK! FUK!
 
2014-05-01 08:42:05 PM  
Wow, after some great pressure by Boston I didn't expect that.
 
2014-05-01 08:42:12 PM  

NeoCortex42: ontariolightning: [oi62.tinypic.com image 459x816]

Two questions:
1) Where does he get his suits?  I assume they're all custom made.

2) What happens to his suits after he's worn them?  I'm imagining the greatest suit rack ever in some Goodwill somewhere.


He gets them made by a guy in Hamilton.  (there is a Rick Mercer bit with Grapes and the tailor...)
Some get worn a second time...
 
2014-05-01 08:42:13 PM  
C'mon, Boston. What the Fark!
 
2014-05-01 08:42:14 PM  
A diving Weaver.  Isn't that a drink with rum in it?
 
2014-05-01 08:42:21 PM  
FOR FARKS SAKE!!!! PLAY YOUR FARKS, PLAY!!!!!
 
2014-05-01 08:42:35 PM  
One and two.
 
2014-05-01 08:42:53 PM  
YYYYYYYYES!  Get it right up ya, Boston!
 
2014-05-01 08:42:59 PM  

NeoCortex42: 1) Where does he get his suits?  I assume they're all custom made.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFPuMzza9hk 


A quick trip to fabric land with Grapes.

I have no idea what he does with them afterwards but he has re-worn some of them.
 
2014-05-01 08:43:04 PM  

soopey: Desharnais just speared Marchand in the groin and pretended like nothing happened.


After the faking he's been doing lately, he'd have to have a severed limb to get a ref to believe him.
 
2014-05-01 08:43:06 PM  
DO. NOT. LET. UP. HABS.
 
2014-05-01 08:43:34 PM  
Craptastic turnover.
 
2014-05-01 08:44:28 PM  
sad
 
2014-05-01 08:44:32 PM  

soopey: Desharnais just speared Marchand in the groin and pretended like nothing happened.


And to think everyone was shooting at the Habs to trade the little fella, when he's clearly made himself so at home! (wipes at fatherly tear)
 
2014-05-01 08:44:50 PM  
Missed most of the game so far, what's the story been?
 
2014-05-01 08:44:58 PM  

That guy on the bike: DO. NOT. LET. UP. HABS.


i240.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-01 08:45:09 PM  

WinoRhino: ColSanders: soopey: That Captain Morgans white rum song has been stuck in my head for two weeks.

Same here. The scary thing is, I kind of like the song.

That, and the Pixies cover used in that other commercial...

GIGAAAAANTIC... GIGAAAAANTIC... GIGAAAAANTIC...


Is that the Pixies lead singer?
 
2014-05-01 08:45:14 PM  
Bruins' passing has sucked.
 
2014-05-01 08:45:16 PM  
Mother&^^%^&.... well, Bruins lost game 1 against the Wings.
 
2014-05-01 08:45:42 PM  
WHA??? Hubby gets home and another goal?? Woot!
 
2014-05-01 08:46:10 PM  

Anderson's Pooper: NeoCortex42: 1) Where does he get his suits?  I assume they're all custom made.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFPuMzza9hk 


A quick trip to fabric land with Grapes.

I have no idea what he does with them afterwards but he has re-worn some of them.


A lot of them end up in charity auctions. Love him or hate him, Don donates a ton of time and money to various charities.
 
2014-05-01 08:46:22 PM  
No puck luck at all.
 
2014-05-01 08:46:48 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: WinoRhino: ColSanders: soopey: That Captain Morgans white rum song has been stuck in my head for two weeks.

Same here. The scary thing is, I kind of like the song.

That, and the Pixies cover used in that other commercial...

GIGAAAAANTIC... GIGAAAAANTIC... GIGAAAAANTIC...

Is that the Pixies lead singer?


No, since the Pixies' lead singer is a guy. Black Francis.  Though I believe the song Gigantic was sung by Kim Deal, the bassist, and that isn't her either.
 
2014-05-01 08:47:51 PM  

dietbubba: Missed most of the game so far, what's the story been?


Great pressure by the Bruins, but the Habs are actually putting the puck in the net.
 
2014-05-01 08:48:16 PM  

fatalvenom: No puck luck at all.


you make your own luck
 
2014-05-01 08:48:19 PM  

caira: soopey: Desharnais just speared Marchand in the groin and pretended like nothing happened.

And to think everyone was shooting at the Habs to trade the little fella, when he's clearly made himself so at home! (wipes at fatherly tear)


"Shouting", even...

/damn you, autocorrect
//this is Montreal, we don't so anything so vulgarly American as shoot things
///we set shiat on fire instead
 
2014-05-01 08:48:30 PM  
THROW THAT DAMN CHURCH KEY OUT!

/use a monkey's paw instead
 
2014-05-01 08:48:53 PM  
Mgontreal D game plan to deal with the forecheck: chip the puck away and then put yourself in a vulnerable position by turning your back on the attacking forward to draw a penalty or force them to abort the hit.
 
2014-05-01 08:49:20 PM  

caira: soopey: Desharnais just speared Marchand in the groin and pretended like nothing happened.

And to think everyone was shooting at the Habs to trade the little fella, when he's clearly made himself so at home! (wipes at fatherly tear)


i'm ashamed to say that i was one of those people.  but in my defense, he did get a big contract from one good year with 2 productive wingers.  glad to see that he has turned his game around.  even more glad to see how Bourque has turned it around in the playoffs
 
2014-05-01 08:50:05 PM  
I like this score very much. Hope it holds up.
 
2014-05-01 08:51:35 PM  
pierre is gonna JO therrien during the next commercial break
 
2014-05-01 08:52:18 PM  
And Marchand takes an elbow to the face.
 
2014-05-01 08:53:44 PM  
Finally got the damn kids to bed.

Bourbon and hockey time.

2-0 HABS?! WTF??!?!
 
2014-05-01 08:53:56 PM  

soopey: And Marchand takes an elbow to the face.


Good. Goooooood.
 
2014-05-01 08:53:59 PM  
commercial = beer
 
2014-05-01 08:54:14 PM  

soopey: And Marchand takes an elbow to the face.


wish it were my elbow
 
2014-05-01 08:54:43 PM  

Rev.K: Finally got the damn kids to bed.

Bourbon and hockey time.

2-0 HABS?! WTF??!?!


The way the game is going, you may want to go to bed too.
 
2014-05-01 08:54:43 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: THROW THAT DAMN CHURCH KEY OUT!

/use a monkey's paw instead


I always found my wedding ring made a great bottle opener.  That could be the only reason to get married again.
 
2014-05-01 08:54:51 PM  

soopey: And Marchand takes an elbow to the face.


... and there was great rejoicing.
 
2014-05-01 08:55:01 PM  

Rev.K: Bourbon and hockey time.


Sigh.  I'm out of bourbon.  Two margaritas and I'm not sufficiently intoxicated.

Oh, and Go Habs.
 
2014-05-01 08:55:20 PM  
@DownGoesBrown: Nice to see a Bourque come through in the playoffs in Boston.
 
2014-05-01 08:55:25 PM  

soopey: And Marchand takes an elbow to the face.


Couldn't happen to a more deserving guy, except Cooke or Lucic
 
2014-05-01 08:55:27 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: THROW THAT DAMN CHURCH KEY OUT!

/use a monkey's paw instead


OMG, it's gone! It's gone!
 
2014-05-01 08:55:32 PM  

That guy on the bike: caira: soopey: Desharnais just speared Marchand in the groin and pretended like nothing happened.

And to think everyone was shooting at the Habs to trade the little fella, when he's clearly made himself so at home! (wipes at fatherly tear)

i'm ashamed to say that i was one of those people.  but in my defense, he did get a big contract from one good year with 2 productive wingers.  glad to see that he has turned his game around.  even more glad to see how Bourque has turned it around in the playoffs


Frankly, I think we should trade him - when he's good, he's good, but he's overpaid, and it's not like we're short on play-making centres. He's a "problem" a lot of other teams would be happy to have, I reckon we could get a decent return.
 
2014-05-01 08:55:36 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: I like this score very much. Hope it holds up.


because 2 goal leads have been so successful this year, so far?
 
2014-05-01 08:56:52 PM  
LOL at "Bennie and the Jets" on the house organ.
 
2014-05-01 08:57:04 PM  
Bonjour!  What's shaking?  A 2-0 lead for MTL?  I like.

I have to enjoy tonight - sadly I will be out tomorrow night, will probably miss all of the hockey :( But it's a small price to pay to be able to see everything else for the rest of the weekend.
 
2014-05-01 08:58:11 PM  
i1045.photobucket.com

For all the Leafs butthurt
 
2014-05-01 08:58:47 PM  

caira: That guy on the bike: caira: soopey: Desharnais just speared Marchand in the groin and pretended like nothing happened.

And to think everyone was shooting at the Habs to trade the little fella, when he's clearly made himself so at home! (wipes at fatherly tear)

i'm ashamed to say that i was one of those people.  but in my defense, he did get a big contract from one good year with 2 productive wingers.  glad to see that he has turned his game around.  even more glad to see how Bourque has turned it around in the playoffs

Frankly, I think we should trade him - when he's good, he's good, but he's overpaid, and it's not like we're short on play-making centres. He's a "problem" a lot of other teams would be happy to have, I reckon we could get a decent return.


i'd trade him for 3rd line grinder and a draft pick.  time to move Chucky to center anyway
 
2014-05-01 08:58:49 PM  

sno man: cameroncrazy1984: I like this score very much. Hope it holds up.

because 2 goal leads have been so successful this year, so far?


Well, hence the "hope" part.
 
2014-05-01 08:59:16 PM  
Jeeeesus put the puck on net when you have the chance..FFS...
 
2014-05-01 08:59:32 PM  
long change drink
 
2014-05-01 08:59:54 PM  

idesofmarch: Bonjour!  What's shaking?  A 2-0 lead for MTL?  I like.

I have to enjoy tonight - sadly I will be out tomorrow night, will probably miss all of the hockey :( But it's a small price to pay to be able to see everything else for the rest of the weekend.


only one tomorrow too, Wild/Hawks @9:30ET...
 
2014-05-01 09:00:00 PM  
Did every Bruin shorten his stick by a foot?
 
2014-05-01 09:00:08 PM  
Is it just me or is the puck spending more time in the Habs' zone than Boston's?
 
2014-05-01 09:00:48 PM  

fatalvenom: [i1045.photobucket.com image 300x300]

For all the Leafs butthurt


Awesome!  Hey how was the golf the other day?
 
2014-05-01 09:01:08 PM  

jaylectricity: Did every Bruin shorten his stick by a foot?


They were in the pool!
 
2014-05-01 09:01:09 PM  
BRUINS PP!!
 
2014-05-01 09:01:31 PM  
Finally a PP for Boston. Hopefully that can get something started.
 
2014-05-01 09:01:38 PM  

ColSanders: Is it just me or is the puck spending more time in the Habs' zone than Boston's?


usually Habs game.  hold back until the other team makes a mistake and then capitalize
 
2014-05-01 09:02:07 PM  

sno man: idesofmarch: Bonjour!  What's shaking?  A 2-0 lead for MTL?  I like.

I have to enjoy tonight - sadly I will be out tomorrow night, will probably miss all of the hockey :( But it's a small price to pay to be able to see everything else for the rest of the weekend.

only one tomorrow too, Wild/Hawks @9:30ET...


says pens rangers tomorrow on nhl.com
 
2014-05-01 09:02:48 PM  

4NSpy: jaylectricity: Did every Bruin shorten his stick by a foot?

They were in the pool!


Alright that's some funny sh*t right there.
 
2014-05-01 09:03:50 PM  
STONE COLD STONE COLD STONE COLD
 
2014-05-01 09:03:58 PM  
HOLY FARK PRICE!
 
2014-05-01 09:04:04 PM  
Missed a great chance on that rebound.
 
2014-05-01 09:04:22 PM  
That coffee commercial just blatantly ripped off that Ukrainian sand artist hottie.
 
2014-05-01 09:04:34 PM  
I'd watch the Premier league over horse racing any day. Both are as crooked as them come and are entirely controlled by the bookies.

2nd open net miss tonight for the Bruins.
 
2014-05-01 09:04:37 PM  
Marchand can DIAF.  It saddens me we're from the same town....
 
2014-05-01 09:04:41 PM  

ontariolightning: STONE COLD STONE COLD STONE COLD


BAH GAWG KING
 
2014-05-01 09:05:11 PM  
TING!
 
2014-05-01 09:05:14 PM  
Ting!
 
2014-05-01 09:05:16 PM  
DING
 
2014-05-01 09:05:21 PM  
PING!
 
2014-05-01 09:05:24 PM  
TING!
 
2014-05-01 09:05:25 PM  

frestcrallen: That coffee commercial just blatantly ripped off that Ukrainian sand artist hottie.


Willing to furnish a reference?

/ting!
 
2014-05-01 09:05:45 PM  
JESUS, they can't buy a goal
 
2014-05-01 09:05:54 PM  
I have not had enough alcohol yet to handle this.
 
2014-05-01 09:05:58 PM  
ok time to breath
 
2014-05-01 09:06:01 PM  
Crazy kill, thankfully it finally went out of play.
 
2014-05-01 09:06:04 PM  
Third open net miss.

/sigh.
 
2014-05-01 09:06:09 PM  

ontariolightning: sno man: idesofmarch: Bonjour!  What's shaking?  A 2-0 lead for MTL?  I like.

I have to enjoy tonight - sadly I will be out tomorrow night, will probably miss all of the hockey :( But it's a small price to pay to be able to see everything else for the rest of the weekend.

only one tomorrow too, Wild/Hawks @9:30ET...

says pens rangers tomorrow on nhl.com


*reload*  two games tomorrow... OL's at 7, mine at 9:30 hunh...
 
2014-05-01 09:06:17 PM  
Wow.
 
2014-05-01 09:06:34 PM  

Publikwerks: JESUS, they can't buy a goal


That's because the Price is too good tonight.
 
2014-05-01 09:06:43 PM  
Price has the horseshoe tonight.
 
2014-05-01 09:06:55 PM  
Holy Crap, by all right that puck should have got in the net

go habs Go!
 
2014-05-01 09:07:06 PM  

Publikwerks: JESUS, they can't buy a goal


well in this economy...
 
2014-05-01 09:07:19 PM  

That guy on the bike: HOLY FARK PRICE!


Basically the hockey equivalent of this:

img.fark.net
 
2014-05-01 09:07:56 PM  
Big save by Rask.
 
2014-05-01 09:08:51 PM  

NeoCortex42: Publikwerks: JESUS, they can't buy a goal

That's because the Price is too good tonight.


If Carey needs money, he can just sell his medal.
 
2014-05-01 09:09:29 PM  

WinoRhino: ColSanders: soopey: That Captain Morgans white rum song has been stuck in my head for two weeks.

Same here. The scary thing is, I kind of like the song.

That, and the Pixies cover used in that other commercial...

GIGAAAAANTIC... GIGAAAAANTIC... GIGAAAAANTIC...


I'm glad to see a song about a girl screwing a black guy with a huge dick is now commercially viable.
 
2014-05-01 09:09:37 PM  
The Force is strong with Price tonight.

/maybe those 9 days off have his midichlorians time to regenerate?
 
2014-05-01 09:09:51 PM  

BATMANATEE: Price has the horseshoe tonight.


How many has he crammed up there? About a stable's worth.
 
2014-05-01 09:10:22 PM  
BRUINS THIRD PERIOD GOAL DIFFERENTIAL - ACTIVATE!!
 
2014-05-01 09:10:32 PM  
CBC Long Change ---> DRINK!
 
2014-05-01 09:10:43 PM  
Damn, this is awesome.  Why did I wait so long to start watching hockey?
 
2014-05-01 09:11:03 PM  
Time to watch the Pacers fall on their face.
 
2014-05-01 09:11:05 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: BATMANATEE: Price has the horseshoe tonight.

How many has he crammed up there? About a stable's worth.


Seems like it. Good thing for him Suffolk Downs is just up the street. He can replenish his supply.
 
2014-05-01 09:11:29 PM  

Rev.K: BRUINS THIRD PERIOD GOAL DIFFERENTIAL - ACTIVATE!!


Statement or invocation?
 
2014-05-01 09:12:24 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: BATMANATEE: Price has the horseshoe tonight.

How many has he crammed up there? About a stable's worth.


The RCMP Musical Ride has been cancelled until after the playoffs because Price has all the horseshoes.
 
2014-05-01 09:12:40 PM  

Lando Lincoln: WinoRhino: ColSanders: soopey: That Captain Morgans white rum song has been stuck in my head for two weeks.

Same here. The scary thing is, I kind of like the song.

That, and the Pixies cover used in that other commercial...

GIGAAAAANTIC... GIGAAAAANTIC... GIGAAAAANTIC...

I'm glad to see a song about a girl screwing a black guy with a huge dick is now commercially viable.


That's a disturbing dangling modifier.
 
2014-05-01 09:12:41 PM  

ColSanders: Damn, this is awesome.  Why did I wait so long to start watching hockey?


Because you believed everything Americans said about it.
 
2014-05-01 09:12:43 PM  

Lando Lincoln: WinoRhino: ColSanders: soopey: That Captain Morgans white rum song has been stuck in my head for two weeks.

Same here. The scary thing is, I kind of like the song.

That, and the Pixies cover used in that other commercial...

GIGAAAAANTIC... GIGAAAAANTIC... GIGAAAAANTIC...

I'm glad to see a song about a girl screwing a black guy with a huge dick is now commercially viable.


It's great, ain't it? And played by KIDS no less! Genius.
 
2014-05-01 09:12:43 PM  
076dd0a50e0c1255009e-bd4b8aabaca29897bc751dfaf75b290c.r40.cf1.rackcdn.com
CAREY PRICE YOU'RE MY HERO
 
2014-05-01 09:14:18 PM  
I am enjoying this game so far.

The Price has been right.
 
2014-05-01 09:14:36 PM  

ColSanders: Damn, this is awesome.  Why did I wait so long to start watching hockey?


welcome, enjoy your stay.  try to go to a game, it's 100x better
 
2014-05-01 09:15:53 PM  
"The Bruins just need to find a way to get on the board."

I'm so glad they pay that guy so much to say such insightful stuff.
 
2014-05-01 09:17:27 PM  

soopey: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: BATMANATEE: Price has the horseshoe tonight.

How many has he crammed up there? About a stable's worth.

Seems like it. Good thing for him Suffolk Downs is just up the street. He can replenish his supply.


That explains the fire. He had to cover his theft of all the horseshoes.
 
2014-05-01 09:17:34 PM  

That guy on the bike: welcome, enjoy your stay.  try to go to a game, it's 100x better


I've been to a couple of minor league games (if that's what you call them) -- Huntington Blizzard (IHL, I think), and Cincinnati Stingers back in the day.  Enjoyed the heck out of them.
 
2014-05-01 09:18:10 PM  
I will never get a Discover Card, buy a Honda or get Geico. I'd say no McDonald's but I know that only lasts a month then I break down and get a bag of cheeseburgers.
 
2014-05-01 09:19:15 PM  
so salty. lets go bruins. get one early
 
2014-05-01 09:19:16 PM  

BATMANATEE: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: BATMANATEE: Price has the horseshoe tonight.

How many has he crammed up there? About a stable's worth.

The RCMP Musical Ride has been cancelled until after the playoffs because Price has all the horseshoes.


Carey Price, the only NHL player with a farrier clause in his contract
 
2014-05-01 09:19:38 PM  
i didn't know Randy Moss was into horse racing.
 
2014-05-01 09:19:53 PM  
Coors Light is advertising that they've put another hole in the top of their cans. Wow.

/PHRASING!
 
2014-05-01 09:20:53 PM  
i guess i'd prefer the habs to the bs given how it went with the bs last year

you know

after the rags sweep pittsburgh

.. a man can dream
 
2014-05-01 09:21:00 PM  

NeoCortex42: soopey: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: BATMANATEE: Price has the horseshoe tonight.

How many has he crammed up there? About a stable's worth.

Seems like it. Good thing for him Suffolk Downs is just up the street. He can replenish his supply.

That explains the fire. He had to cover his theft of all the horseshoes.


I'll be sure to call 911 to report this crime to the authorities. I would hope all of you would as well. We need an in depth investigation by the government. Carey Price should be fully prosecuted for this egregious infraction of the law.
 
2014-05-01 09:21:00 PM  
...and filter pawned, appropriately.
 
2014-05-01 09:21:15 PM  

soopey: Willing to furnish a reference?



Kseniya Simonova

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-05-01 09:21:43 PM  

That guy on the bike: ontariolightning: STONE COLD STONE COLD STONE COLD

BAH GAWG KING


HE'S BROKEN IN HALF!  THAT MAN HAD A FAMILY!!!

/I miss good ol' JR
 
2014-05-01 09:23:55 PM  
Ugh... Not the score I wanted to see coming out of class.

C'mon Bruins, pick it up!

Heading home with the game on the radio.

farking Habs...
 
2014-05-01 09:24:21 PM  
I wonder how much Progressive shelled out for Michael Buffer. Doesn't he charge like a million dollars to use his trademark?
 
2014-05-01 09:25:09 PM  

andychrist420: That guy on the bike: ontariolightning: STONE COLD STONE COLD STONE COLD

BAH GAWG KING

HE'S BROKEN IN HALF!  THAT MAN HAD A FAMILY!!!

/I miss good ol' JR


BUSINESS IS ABOUT TO PICK UP IN THE THIRD PERIOD KING
 
2014-05-01 09:25:13 PM  

keylock71: Ugh... Not the score I wanted to see coming out of class.

C'mon Bruins, pick it up!

Heading home with the game on the radio.

farking Habs...


If the B's come back and win this we're gonna need you to drive around for the rest of the series.
 
2014-05-01 09:25:20 PM  

4NSpy: I wonder how much Progressive shelled out for Michael Buffer. Doesn't he charge like a million dollars to use his trademark?


It was either that or "Let's get ready to Gumbel!"
 
2014-05-01 09:25:24 PM  

4NSpy: I wonder how much Progressive shelled out for Michael Buffer. Doesn't he charge like a million dollars to use his trademark?


free insurance
 
2014-05-01 09:25:33 PM  
i.kinja-img.com

hope someone refilled poor tuukka's water bottle in the intermission
 
2014-05-01 09:25:46 PM  

jaylectricity: keylock71: Ugh... Not the score I wanted to see coming out of class.

C'mon Bruins, pick it up!

Heading home with the game on the radio.

farking Habs...

If the B's come back and win this we're gonna need you to drive around for the rest of the series.


And bring the rest of us beer.
 
2014-05-01 09:26:32 PM  
ctrl+f "andychrist420"

ctrl+f "mastodon"

.. price is still safe, habs fans.

for now.
 
2014-05-01 09:27:56 PM  

4NSpy: I wonder how much Progressive shelled out for Michael Buffer. Doesn't he charge like a million dollars to use his trademark?


I just checked his Wiki page out of curiosity. As of 2009, he's made over $400 million just from licensing "Let's get ready to rumble". That's farking insane.
 
2014-05-01 09:28:21 PM  
GAME ON!
 
2014-05-01 09:28:30 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-01 09:29:02 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: Lando Lincoln: WinoRhino: ColSanders: soopey: That Captain Morgans white rum song has been stuck in my head for two weeks.

Same here. The scary thing is, I kind of like the song.

That, and the Pixies cover used in that other commercial...

GIGAAAAANTIC... GIGAAAAANTIC... GIGAAAAANTIC...

I'm glad to see a song about a girl screwing a black guy with a huge dick is now commercially viable.

That's a disturbing dangling modifier.


It was intentional.
 
2014-05-01 09:29:34 PM  

NeoCortex42: 4NSpy: I wonder how much Progressive shelled out for Michael Buffer. Doesn't he charge like a million dollars to use his trademark?

I just checked his Wiki page out of curiosity. As of 2009, he's made over $400 million just from licensing "Let's get ready to rumble". That's farking insane.


Yeah, I saw it's north of $100,000 just to use the phrase.
 
2014-05-01 09:30:50 PM  
Long Change reference - DRINK
 
2014-05-01 09:31:22 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: Long Change reference - DRINK


but it's a short change period...
 
2014-05-01 09:31:38 PM  
Carey Price:  amateur cricketer
 
2014-05-01 09:31:46 PM  

4NSpy: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: Long Change reference - DRINK

but it's a short change period...


Who cares drink.
 
2014-05-01 09:31:46 PM  
That Tony's Supreme really hit the spot. Time to drink more beer!
 
2014-05-01 09:32:20 PM  
i think McGuire just got a boner saying Jagr
 
2014-05-01 09:32:25 PM  
Come on Bruins, stop playing dumb.
 
2014-05-01 09:32:48 PM  

4NSpy: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: Long Change reference - DRINK

but it's a short change period...


drink twice.... duh
 
2014-05-01 09:32:59 PM  

Polish Hussar: Carey Price:  amateur cricketer


That was a nice off-leg stroke for 6
 
2014-05-01 09:33:00 PM  
Krejci gets too cute!
 
2014-05-01 09:33:56 PM  
BROOOOOOOONS GOAL!
 
2014-05-01 09:33:58 PM  
Goal Bruins!  2-1 Habs
 
2014-05-01 09:34:06 PM  
thats one

/no angle?
//i thought it was a bad shot initally
 
2014-05-01 09:34:06 PM  
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
 
2014-05-01 09:34:11 PM  

MrJesus: ctrl+f "andychrist420"

ctrl+f "mastodon"

.. price is still safe, habs fans.

for now.


Don't worry, I'm waiting for the 3rd period for mastadon.  Or am i?  trolol
 
2014-05-01 09:34:11 PM  
Fark
 
2014-05-01 09:34:12 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-01 09:34:14 PM  
Riley Smith scores
 
2014-05-01 09:34:16 PM  
Lead cut in half!

See what happens when you finally try putting the puck on net, B's. Now tie it up.
 
2014-05-01 09:34:21 PM  
There we go.

Alright keylock, head on over to Wollaston Wine and Spirits for me. Everybody else place your order.
 
2014-05-01 09:34:33 PM  

andychrist420: MrJesus: ctrl+f "andychrist420"

ctrl+f "mastodon"

.. price is still safe, habs fans.

for now.

Don't worry, I'm waiting for the 3rd period for mastadon.  Or am i?  trolol


HOW DO YOU farkING DO THIS EVERY TIME
 
2014-05-01 09:34:38 PM  
oh boy, come habs!
 
2014-05-01 09:35:13 PM  
Merde!
 
2014-05-01 09:35:17 PM  
To quote Howie Meeker: "He was down on his knees, looking for nickels"
 
2014-05-01 09:35:19 PM  
Dammit.  I guess that's what happens when you let the other team stay in your zone 75% of the game.
 
2014-05-01 09:35:20 PM  
the garden is ELECTRIC
 
2014-05-01 09:35:25 PM  
Bs PP!
 
2014-05-01 09:35:25 PM  
Suban finally gets called on his shiat
 
2014-05-01 09:35:42 PM  
And now the PP.
 
2014-05-01 09:35:45 PM  
As I hiy "add comment"  Apparently the mere act of typing mastadon is a jinx.  I'll have to figure out how to use my powers for evil and proifit.
 
2014-05-01 09:35:59 PM  
BRUINS PP!!!

MOAR BOURBON!!!
 
2014-05-01 09:36:08 PM  
AND HOGAN DROPS THE LEG!
 
2014-05-01 09:36:18 PM  
I AM A REAL AMERICAN
 
2014-05-01 09:36:35 PM  

andychrist420: As I hiy "add comment"  Apparently the mere act of typing mastadon is a jinx.  I'll have to figure out how to use my powers for evil and proifit.


Need a manager?
 
2014-05-01 09:36:38 PM  
Easy interference call.
sandbox.yoyogames.com
 
2014-05-01 09:36:45 PM  
BRUINS WITH THE BIG BOOT!
 
2014-05-01 09:36:50 PM  

jaylectricity: There we go.

Alright keylock, head on over to Wollaston Wine and Spirits for me. Everybody else place your order.


Booker's for me, please
 
2014-05-01 09:36:58 PM  

andychrist420: As I hiy "add comment"  Apparently the mere act of typing mastadon is a jinx.  I'll have to figure out how to use my powers for evil and proifit.


I was about to reply to the same comment. It really seems to be.
 
2014-05-01 09:37:09 PM  
At least the Bruins don't play "Sweet Caroline" whenever they score a goal. I'd puke.
 
2014-05-01 09:37:15 PM  
HOW DID THAT MISS?!?!
 
2014-05-01 09:37:31 PM  
Fourth empty net missed tonight.
 
2014-05-01 09:37:31 PM  
Invisible bubble around the open net at times.
 
2014-05-01 09:37:55 PM  

irishman4: I AM A REAL AMERICAN


Man, it's been a while since I heard that song. The video was awesome.
 
2014-05-01 09:38:14 PM  

MrJesus: andychrist420: As I hiy "add comment"  Apparently the mere act of typing mastadon is a jinx.  I'll have to figure out how to use my powers for evil and proifit.

Need a manager?