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(CBC)   Just as well there's only one game tonight to open up Round 2, with the carnage to subby's bracket last night. This Original 6 match-up between long term rivals has potential to be epic. Habs - Bruins @7:30ET   (cbc.ca) divider line 1342
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2014-05-01 08:24:50 AM
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2014-05-01 08:26:43 AM

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Round 1: The Fallen


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2014-05-01 08:28:45 AM
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Hey it mostly worked for you guys last year... can't quite "Go B's"  so Go "Not Habs"!!!
 
2014-05-01 08:33:53 AM
Are the riot police on call? In both cities??
 
2014-05-01 08:40:06 AM
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2014-05-01 08:49:46 AM
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This is going to be fun.
 
2014-05-01 08:52:08 AM

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2014-05-01 08:57:32 AM
Primitive Screwhead:

Xanadude??? WTF?!?!?!???!?

Hahahahaaha.
 
2014-05-01 09:01:40 AM
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2014-05-01 09:02:57 AM

fatalvenom: Primitive Screwhead:

Xanadude??? WTF?!?!?!???!?

Hahahahaaha.


It even got retweeted by T&R and it's one of the worst photochops I've done in a while. :)
 
2014-05-01 09:13:48 AM
That's awesome.
 
2014-05-01 09:32:15 AM
I suppose if we're going to have only one game tonight that the introductory salvo between two old school enemies is the way to go.

Too bad Canada's lone hope for The Cup coming home in June* won't make it out of round two.  But the war over the next week or two should be pretty epic.

/yes, yes, yes I know, The Cup lives in the HHoF in Toronto.  However for the last 20 years or so it's only been seen south of the border in June
//usually being tightly grasped by what seems to be a trollish little gnome trying to smile for the cameras while a deluge of boos rain down upon him
 
2014-05-01 09:49:01 AM
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Hockey time?
 
2014-05-01 09:52:29 AM

WhiskeySticks: [thumbs1.ebaystatic.com image 152x225]
Hockey time?


Is that a diving watch?
 
2014-05-01 09:54:44 AM

Primitive Screwhead: WhiskeySticks: [thumbs1.ebaystatic.com image 152x225]
Hockey time?

Is that a diving watch?


Nah, but they do have em if you really want one. God awful look them though.

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2014-05-01 09:58:09 AM
*look to them...

too early to function.
 
2014-05-01 10:03:05 AM
More hockey!
 
2014-05-01 10:27:36 AM
Meanwhile in Montreal, they have begun preparations for tonight's playoff game.

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2014-05-01 10:42:22 AM
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2014-05-01 10:43:48 AM
My only regret from round 1 is that Cooke will be able to lace up again for the playoffs.
 
2014-05-01 10:48:29 AM

Publikwerks: My only regret from round 1 is that Cooke will be able to lace up again for the playoffs.



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Mr. Seabrook can make things happen.
 
2014-05-01 11:09:13 AM

WhiskeySticks: Publikwerks: My only regret from round 1 is that Cooke will be able to lace up again for the playoffs.


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Mr. Seabrook can make things happen.


If he does, I know many bars in North America where he will never have to buy a drink again.

Seriously, how many teams has Cooke farked with his dirty play? You know, I don't wish injury on any player, but ....
 
2014-05-01 12:53:38 PM

Publikwerks: WhiskeySticks: Publikwerks: My only regret from round 1 is that Cooke will be able to lace up again for the playoffs.


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Mr. Seabrook can make things happen.

If he does, I know many bars in North America where he will never have to buy a drink again.

Seriously, how many teams has Cooke farked with his dirty play? You know, I don't wish injury on any player, but ....


Although I'm still pissed about Backes, I look to #7 and #65 to keep Cooke in line.

I would be delighted with four shutouts in a row.
 
2014-05-01 01:09:47 PM
My only solace is that one of these teams is guaranteed not to move on.

/Preferably the Habs, by a very slight margin
//That, and the staggering potential for BONUS HOCKEY
 
2014-05-01 01:27:50 PM
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1)Post 'shops, macros and images hyping your team.
2)Post 'shops, macros and images mocking your teams opponent
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4)WTF is up with these start times?
5)Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
6)Smug Detroit fans
7)Annoying Leafs fans
8)ITG Bruins Fans
9)Rioting Canucks fans
10)Arrogant Habs fans
11)Trolling for Penguins fans
12)__________ is strong in this advanced stat
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14)Neither team has the edge in this advanced stat
15)This advanced stat is constantly overlooked
16)STFU about advanced stats
17)ICE GIRLS!!!!
18)Atlantic complaining
19)Giant, in depth post from desertgeek
20)Why is this guy in the lineup?
21)Why isn't this guy in the lineup?
22)Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
23)Someone comes back late and finds their team has tied/taken the lead
24)BONUS HOCKEY!
25)SOON.jpg
26)The nightly Don Cherry outfit image
27)The Docisms of Doc Emrick
28)In between periods/tv break NSFW links
29)toomuchman.jpg
30)Muting Pierre MacGuire
31)Active stick
32)TIED!(along with accompanying soft B&D pics)
33)(Goalies name here) says NO!
34)BOBOROVSKY!!!
 
2014-05-01 02:34:20 PM

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I love Iggy but fark I cannot cheer for Boston. Ever.
 
2014-05-01 02:45:58 PM
I hate the Bruins so much that I would trade Bruins getting swept for a flare up of Ulcerative Colitis. shiatting out blood for weeks is more preferable to the Bruins moving on and potentially winning another Cup.
It must not happen again. Maybe in the future it'll be fine when this team is different but these current players? Oh hell no.
 
2014-05-01 02:53:16 PM
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2014-05-01 02:57:39 PM
Bruins/Habs/Pens/Rags haters...don't worry, no matter which team makes it, they will get beat by Chicago in the Cup Finals.
 
2014-05-01 03:01:14 PM

WhiskeySticks: Bruins/Habs/Pens/Rags haters...don't worry, no matter which team makes it, they will get beat by Chicago in the Cup Finals.


Wouldn't count on Minny or the Kings. There is a major upset coming.
 
2014-05-01 03:04:08 PM

ontariolightning: WhiskeySticks: Bruins/Habs/Pens/Rags haters...don't worry, no matter which team makes it, they will get beat by Chicago in the Cup Finals.

Wouldn't count on Minny or the Kings. There is a major upset coming.


We know. Habs over B's in 7.
 
2014-05-01 03:06:05 PM
Also I have the WWE Network now. I got unblock-US and am paying with paypal so it thinks i am an american.  I get to watch extreme rules this sunday!
 
2014-05-01 03:08:17 PM

WhiskeySticks: ontariolightning: WhiskeySticks: Bruins/Habs/Pens/Rags haters...don't worry, no matter which team makes it, they will get beat by Chicago in the Cup Finals.

Wouldn't count on Minny or the Kings. There is a major upset coming.

We know. Habs over B's in 7.


I said that also. We'll see. Not sure why Bruins guys in here think it will be easy. Bruins have not so good history against Mtl in the playoffs.
 
2014-05-01 03:10:26 PM
Now that my beloved Blue Jackets are out of it, I just want good, mean hockey.  With lots of BONUS hockey.
 
2014-05-01 03:21:33 PM

dietbubba: Now that my beloved Blue Jackets Sharks are out of it, I just want good, mean hockey.  With lots of BONUS hockey.


FTFM

/death, taxes, early Sharks exit
//but like a battered wife, I keep going back
 
2014-05-01 03:22:46 PM
I find it deliciously ironic that the person in last place in the Fark bracket pick 'em, is a bracket titled "Go Flyers screw the Pens!"
 
2014-05-01 03:30:23 PM

andychrist420: dietbubba: Now that my beloved Blue Jackets Sharks are out of it, I just want good, mean hockey.  With lots of BONUS hockey.

FTFM

/death, taxes, early Sharks exit
//but like a battered wife, I keep going back



Loyalty is a good quality if you don't take it to extremes.
If someone you're fiercely loyal to goes on a murderous rampage and you know about it but do nothing, that makes you a bad person. Loyal. But bad.
Sticking with a team where year after year they disappoint? Loyal, yes. Stupid, yes.
At some point you cut your losses and begin anew. Or you die cheering for a pathetic team that causes you more misery than happiness.
 
2014-05-01 03:34:44 PM
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2014-05-01 03:50:34 PM
oi61.tinypic.comDoes anyone wanna console these two? I bet they are pretty sad.
 
2014-05-01 03:52:51 PM
ontariolightning:  Bruins have not so good history against Mtl in the playoffs.

Really?  In the last 27 years, they faced each other in the playoffs 17 times.  Bs advanced 11 out of those 17 matchups.

Bruins in 5.

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2014-05-01 03:55:10 PM
Thank you Powers That Be.
 
2014-05-01 03:55:52 PM

WhiskeySticks: Primitive Screwhead: WhiskeySticks: [thumbs1.ebaystatic.com image 152x225]
Hockey time?

Is that a diving watch?

Nah, but they do have em if you really want one. God awful look them though.


Haha, good one.

Go Habs, simply because Bruins fans post too many repetitive pictures.
 
2014-05-01 04:08:29 PM

21-37-42: ontariolightning:  Bruins have not so good history against Mtl in the playoffs.

Really?  In the last 27 years, they faced each other in the playoffs 17 times.  Bs advanced 11 out of those 17 matchups.

Bruins in 5.

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huh? Check your facts again.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Montreal_Canadiens_seasons

I'm sure you can count.
 
2014-05-01 04:09:36 PM

ontariolightning: I love Iggy but fark I cannot cheer for Boston. Ever.


Lucky for me, that is not a problem I have.
 
2014-05-01 04:09:47 PM

ontariolightning: [oi61.tinypic.com image 600x450]Does anyone wanna console these two? I bet they are pretty sad.


Can you please stop posting pics of chicks with dicks.
 
2014-05-01 04:14:51 PM

21-37-42: ontariolightning:  Bruins have not so good history against Mtl in the playoffs.

Really?  In the last 27 years, they faced each other in the playoffs 17 times.  Bs advanced 11 out of those 17 matchups.

Bruins in 5.


Also you were cherrypicking and began at the year that boston began beating Mtl.,

If you began years prior to 87, mtl won most of the series. You didnt trick anyone
 
2014-05-01 04:26:11 PM

ontariolightning: I hate the Bruins so much that I would trade Bruins getting swept for a flare up of Ulcerative Colitis. shiatting out blood for weeks is more preferable to the Bruins moving on and potentially winning another Cup.
It must not happen again. Maybe in the future it'll be fine when this team is different but these current players? Oh hell no.


You need to step away from the hockey for a while.
 
2014-05-01 04:34:15 PM

Lando Lincoln: ontariolightning: I hate the Bruins so much that I would trade Bruins getting swept for a flare up of Ulcerative Colitis. shiatting out blood for weeks is more preferable to the Bruins moving on and potentially winning another Cup.
It must not happen again. Maybe in the future it'll be fine when this team is different but these current players? Oh hell no.

You need to step away from the hockey for a while.


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2014-05-01 04:47:24 PM

ontariolightning: 21-37-42: ontariolightning:  Bruins have not so good history against Mtl in the playoffs.

Really?  In the last 27 years, they faced each other in the playoffs 17 times.  Bs advanced 11 out of those 17 matchups.

Bruins in 5.

Also you were cherrypicking and began at the year that boston began beating Mtl.,

If you began years prior to 87, mtl won most of the series. You didnt trick anyone


Sorry, wasn't "cherry picking".  There is a very clear delineation between what happened prior to 1987 (18-0 in favor of the Canadians) and since.

If you're a Habs fan who can remember well back past 1987, then I understand the boast.  I'm a Bruin fan and can remember back to when they had our number (too many men on the ice) prior to 1987.  Seems pretty different of late to me with the Bs taking the last 2 in a row and 7 of the last 11 going back to 1987.

Stand by my prediction, Bs in 5 to make it 3 straight playoffs going through the Habs to get to the Conf finals
 
2014-05-01 05:35:12 PM

ontariolightning: Does anyone wanna console these two? I bet they are pretty sad.


That one on the left looks like she's got a big, meaty vagina.
 
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