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(Syracuse Post-Standard)   Woman who spread feces inside police interview room is caught brown handed   (syracuse.com) divider line 47
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2014-05-01 09:31:40 AM
Dooky sucks.
 
2014-05-01 11:54:19 AM
You mean that room we all see on cop shows with the huge one-way mirror where people stand around and look at the interviewee?

However did they catch on to her shenanigans?
 
2014-05-01 12:35:01 PM
There seem to be a lot of shiatty stories lately.
 
2014-05-01 12:35:08 PM
You gotta admire someone who can poop on command.
 
2014-05-01 12:35:53 PM
Any relation to Ted Nugent?
 
2014-05-01 12:35:58 PM
She needs to get that checked out:

www.nashvilleparent.com
 
2014-05-01 12:36:59 PM

gopher321: You mean that room we all see on cop shows with the huge one-way mirror where people stand around and look at the interviewee?

However did they catch on to her shenanigans?


Did she spear it on the glass to prevent them from spying on her?
 
2014-05-01 12:39:13 PM
This thread is worthy without pics.
 
2014-05-01 12:39:35 PM
TFA says she "defecated on herself" and then proceeded to fingerpaint "as she was being interviewed."

Can you imagine being the interviewer?

"Ms. Lackey, could you tell us about your whereabouts on the night in...  why are you making that face?  DEAR LORD WHAT IS THAT SMELL?!?  Wait...  NO.  You are NOT about to..."
 
2014-05-01 12:39:50 PM
media.syracuse.com
Algenl Lackey, AKA "Hu Flung Pu"
 
2014-05-01 12:40:32 PM
Oswego down the list of dumb things to do, the worst is likely flinging poo.
 
2014-05-01 12:40:37 PM
"Angel Lackey, 34, of 5350 State Route 104, Lot 29" So, trailer park?
 
2014-05-01 12:41:27 PM
img.fark.net

Nice mugshot there. Wish I could find a bigger version.

/Someone sprayed crazy in her eyes...
 
2014-05-01 12:44:31 PM

Canton: /Someone sprayed crazy in her eyes...


I think the neck tattoo sells that just fine. I can't think of a single neck or face tattoo that I didn't see in a mug shot.
 
2014-05-01 12:44:40 PM
Surprised this doesn't happen more when people are being interragated for long hours to confess to crimes they didn't commit.  I would certainly start throwing some shiat.
 
2014-05-01 12:45:32 PM

hstein3: Canton: /Someone sprayed crazy in her eyes...

I think the neck tattoo sells that just fine. I can't think of a single neck or face tattoo that I didn't see in a mug shot.


You haven't been to an [insert fast food chain here] lately.  I think it's become part of the uniform.
 
2014-05-01 12:46:08 PM
People Who Annoy You:


Not supposed to post personal info on Fark, even if it's in the linked article.
 
2014-05-01 12:46:16 PM
Ew.
 
2014-05-01 01:00:47 PM
Mooslums wer write, wimmen r unkleen
 
2014-05-01 01:01:53 PM
Her mind must be mostly gone on drugs to behave in such a manner. I wonder if she realizes what a shell of a person she's become.

Of course she might also just be borderline retarded. But I'm guessing drugs.
 
2014-05-01 01:01:59 PM
first words when they discovered what she was doing " aw crap "
 
2014-05-01 01:03:18 PM

cgraves67: gopher321: You mean that room we all see on cop shows with the huge one-way mirror where people stand around and look at the interviewee?

However did they catch on to her shenanigans?

Did she spear it on the glass to prevent them from spying on her?


I used to be a cop like you, but then... well, I don't want to talk about it.
 
2014-05-01 01:09:32 PM

flynn80: Surprised this doesn't happen more when people are being interragated for long hours to confess to crimes they didn't commit.  I would certainly start throwing some shiat.


You're trying really hard to squeeze out a a "Police injustice, Federal failure" comment aren't you?
 
2014-05-01 01:12:31 PM

Canton: [img.fark.net image 276x330]

Nice mugshot there. Wish I could find a bigger version.

/Someone sprayed crazy in her eyes...


And just look what she sprayed in return.
 
2014-05-01 01:17:52 PM
She needs a new tat
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-01 01:19:00 PM
Imagine the poor bastard that has to clean that up.
 
2014-05-01 01:22:46 PM
Anyone over the age of 4 that plays with their own feces should be euthanized.
 
2014-05-01 01:23:57 PM

Canton: [img.fark.net image 276x330]

Nice mugshot there. Wish I could find a bigger version.

/Someone sprayed crazy in her eyes...


SHe certainly looks crazy enough to do what she did.
 
2014-05-01 01:28:54 PM
This never works.
 
2014-05-01 01:46:49 PM
That mugshot is giving me wood.
 
2014-05-01 01:47:21 PM
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that there might be some mental health issues involved.

Said the interviewing officer, "The shiat I put up with..."
 
2014-05-01 01:56:48 PM

cgraves67: gopher321: You mean that room we all see on cop shows with the huge one-way mirror where people stand around and look at the interviewee?

However did they catch on to her shenanigans?

Did she spear it on the glass to prevent them from spying on her?


She probably read the antibiotic thread and got confused about bacteria and the human immune system.
 
2014-05-01 02:08:13 PM
www.delish.com

"Pardon me. Would you happen to have any grey poop on..."
 
2014-05-01 02:13:38 PM

Queensowntalia: Her mind must be mostly gone on drugs to behave in such a manner. I wonder if she realizes what a shell of a person she's become.

Of course she might also just be borderline retarded. But I'm guessing drugs.


DRUGS and bratty biatch my guess
 
2014-05-01 02:21:29 PM
If police are trying to sweat a confession out of you this is a perfectly cromulent counter measure.
 
2014-05-01 02:27:56 PM
Unimpressed.

images.amcnetworks.com
 
2014-05-01 02:49:20 PM
"Hiiiiiiidey Hoooooo!"

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-05-01 02:50:51 PM
Why did she do that?  They provided her a stool to sit on already.
 
2014-05-01 02:56:38 PM
IDK, I'd prolly bang her, no shiat.
 
2014-05-01 03:35:33 PM
I bet she's in to ass play and I love that neck tattoo.  Hot.
 
2014-05-01 04:36:33 PM
What could be more horrific than a woman with a neck tattoo? Oh.
 
2014-05-01 04:49:48 PM
I'll take a wild guess that a Cleveland Steamer is well within this gals sexual repretoir.
 
2014-05-01 05:26:43 PM

Mr-Wunderful: I bet she's in to ass play and I love that neck tattoo.  Hot.


She reminds me of the chick from The Office.

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers, but I would make her wear protection.

/yuck
 
2014-05-01 06:35:00 PM
Must have happened on Scaturday .

/DRTFA
 
2014-05-01 06:51:43 PM
pooping oneself is a valid and encouraged response to interrogation.
 
2014-05-01 07:58:52 PM
EVERYBODY POOPS
 
2014-05-01 09:37:46 PM

namegoeshere: I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that there might be some mental health issues involved.

Said the interviewing officer, "The shiat I put up with..."


Yeahhhh, at the very least. I'll go out on another limb and say that the woman behind the mental health issues just might be something of a turd.
 
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