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(Fox News)   Sports Jeopardy coming this fall, to be hosted by Dan Patrick. Early reports say that the majority of the clues can be answered with the phrase "PACKERS... WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"   (foxnews.com) divider line 9
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2014-05-01 10:06:29 AM  
2 votes:
(insert Darren Sharper/Therapists joke here)
2014-05-01 02:49:05 PM  
1 votes:
Jim, please point to your trophy case, then go back to your frozen hole.
2014-05-01 01:07:34 PM  
1 votes:

Agatha Crispy: Cubs300: Guelph35: You know what would make for great television?

A sports quiz show where one of the rounds focused on one "ball" sport, and if the contestant got a question wrong, a ball from that sport would be fired at the contestant at high speed.  The ball could come from any direction so the contestant would be less likely to be able to block or avoid the ball.

"Who was the last NBA player to score 80 points in a game?"
"Michael Jordan?"
"BZZT!"
*basketball hits contestant in the crotch*

Contestants would continue until they don't want to risk getting hit with any more balls.

Dear lord, the bowling and golf categories would suck.

And pray one of the categories aren't darts or javelin throw.


"Who won the 1972 Daytona 500?"

Oh crap!
2014-05-01 12:00:55 PM  
1 votes:

Cubs300: Guelph35: You know what would make for great television?

A sports quiz show where one of the rounds focused on one "ball" sport, and if the contestant got a question wrong, a ball from that sport would be fired at the contestant at high speed.  The ball could come from any direction so the contestant would be less likely to be able to block or avoid the ball.

"Who was the last NBA player to score 80 points in a game?"
"Michael Jordan?"
"BZZT!"
*basketball hits contestant in the crotch*

Contestants would continue until they don't want to risk getting hit with any more balls.

Dear lord, the bowling and golf categories would suck.


Not too many takers in the combined shooting sports/biathlon category.

/ Who is Matt Emmons?
// Ouch!
2014-05-01 11:40:34 AM  
1 votes:

Guelph35: You know what would make for great television?

A sports quiz show where one of the rounds focused on one "ball" sport, and if the contestant got a question wrong, a ball from that sport would be fired at the contestant at high speed.  The ball could come from any direction so the contestant would be less likely to be able to block or avoid the ball.

"Who was the last NBA player to score 80 points in a game?"
"Michael Jordan?"
"BZZT!"
*basketball hits contestant in the crotch*

Contestants would continue until they don't want to risk getting hit with any more balls.


Dear lord, the bowling and golf categories would suck.
2014-05-01 10:58:33 AM  
1 votes:
The show will be dedicated to the memory of Elroy "Crazylegs" Hirsch.
2014-05-01 10:54:53 AM  
1 votes:
Just kudos for the MST3K headline.
/made my morning after the Flyers loss last night
2014-05-01 10:48:53 AM  
1 votes:
Daily double double
2014-05-01 10:43:51 AM  
1 votes:
You know what would make for great television?

A sports quiz show where one of the rounds focused on one "ball" sport, and if the contestant got a question wrong, a ball from that sport would be fired at the contestant at high speed.  The ball could come from any direction so the contestant would be less likely to be able to block or avoid the ball.

"Who was the last NBA player to score 80 points in a game?"
"Michael Jordan?"
"BZZT!"
*basketball hits contestant in the crotch*

Contestants would continue until they don't want to risk getting hit with any more balls.
 
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