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(Daily Mail)   If you had "heroin overdose" as the cause of Peaches Geldof's demise, come collect your prize. Please be patient as there is a metric farkton of prizes to give out   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 73
    More: Followup, Peaches Geldof, Bob Geldof, drug overdose, beauty, Paula Yates, Sarah Ferguson, Bill Wyman, toxicology testing  
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2014-05-01 07:13:16 AM  
She couldn't have just farked the pain away?
 
2014-05-01 07:29:51 AM  
Really sad to hear it was such a senseless death.

Wasn't aware she had any substance abuse issues. Then again, I don't keep up with Entertainment news that much.
 
2014-05-01 07:38:44 AM  
In a tragic case of history repeating itself, Peaches' own mother Paula Yates died from an accidental heroin overdose in 2000, aged 41.

She too was alone with young daughter by Michael Hutchence, Tiger Lily, then aged four.



The guy from INXS? Wow, I feel bad for that kid.
 
2014-05-01 07:42:40 AM  
How are her sisters, Strawberries, Apples, and Sally doing?
 
2014-05-01 07:43:26 AM  
Yeah, I think just about everyone saw that coming.
 
2014-05-01 07:51:13 AM  

Sybarite: In a tragic case of history repeating itself, Peaches' own mother Paula Yates died from an accidental heroin overdose in 2000, aged 41.

She too was alone with young daughter by Michael Hutchence, Tiger Lily, then aged four.


The guy from INXS? Wow, I feel bad for that kid.


tiger lily is peaches sister. hutch has been dead for way more then 4 years
 
2014-05-01 08:00:53 AM  
I thought Farkton was the capital of Farkistan
 
2014-05-01 08:07:59 AM  
Jeez...that coffin is... Ummmm..
 
2014-05-01 08:08:44 AM  
My first thought when I saw the picture of the mother was, "She doesn't look like she's too far behind Peaches." Then I read that she'd already ODed, and it all came together.
 
2014-05-01 08:12:22 AM  
Damn, I had "heron overdose" - so close.
 
2014-05-01 08:13:34 AM  
Not trying to be a dick, but can someone remind me what she was famous for?
 
2014-05-01 08:16:56 AM  

img1.wikia.nocookie.net


R.I.P. Peaches

 
2014-05-01 08:17:34 AM  
This just in: junkies who claim to have cleaned up are often just way better at hiding their habit.
 
2014-05-01 08:17:47 AM  
Who?
 
2014-05-01 08:18:40 AM  
Her 11-month-old son Phaedra

oi59.tinypic.com
Approve
/Or maybe not, hard to tell
 
2014-05-01 08:20:01 AM  
What is it with kids of addicts that makes them want to repeat their parents addiction? I mean I know some of it is genetics, but it seems like I've known several that went right down that path because they felt they needed to understand why their parents were the way they are or something. It's sad because they can't come to peace with the fact that sometimes people just fark up or have addictions, it doesn't have to be something profound. Parents are human too and sometimes they're just shiatty people with shiatty problems, which having a kid isn't going to change.

I went the opposite direction and had absolutely no desire to use hard drugs, especially not heroin, or be friends with people who use them or hang around people that do. Not that I haven't ever ended up friends with drug users, but as soon as the bullshiat that comes along with it ends up anywhere near me they're gone. If someone truly is trying to change and going in the right direction I'm willing to help, but more often than not it seems they just try to drag you down with them instead, in which case all you can do is avoid them altogether.

On one hand, sad that a child lost a mother. On the other hand at least they were young enough to not have to deal with the crap that comes along with an addict parent and then experience that death on a conscious level when they were older.
 
2014-05-01 08:20:57 AM  
Peaches in paraphernalia

/Sorry, Frank
 
2014-05-01 08:22:55 AM  

for good or for awesome: Not trying to be a dick, but can someone remind me what she was famous for?


I can give you nine reasons in this linky:  http://www.everyjoe.com/2014/04/07/entertainment/peaches-geldof-nude- p hotos-heroin-drugs-reddit/#1

NSFW
 
2014-05-01 08:33:38 AM  

LewDux: Her 11-month-old son Phaedra

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Approve
/Or maybe not, hard to tell


Also approves:

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2014-05-01 08:42:38 AM  

Sybarite: In a tragic case of history repeating itself, Peaches' own mother Paula Yates died from an accidental heroin overdose in 2000, aged 41.

She too was alone with young daughter by Michael Hutchence, Tiger Lily, then aged four.


The guy from INXS? Wow, I feel bad for that kid.


It's ironic that suicide is hereditary.
 
2014-05-01 08:46:01 AM  
In other news, Bob Geldof has just announced he's proposed to a French actress. Congratulations, Bob. Bon Chance, Frenchie.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/bob-geldof-engaged-musician -p roposes-to-french-actress-jeanne-marine-following-death-of-daughter-pe aches-geldof-9309622.html
 
2014-05-01 08:47:58 AM  

for good or for awesome: Not trying to be a dick, but can someone remind me what she was famous for?


It looks like you don't really have to try.
 
2014-05-01 08:51:13 AM  

H31N0US: This just in: junkies who claim to have cleaned up are often just way better at hiding their habit.


If only you had smacked her with this truth months ago we could have avoided all of this.  A shame.
 
2014-05-01 08:54:55 AM  
Who?
 
2014-05-01 09:00:55 AM  
researchprojectkorea.files.wordpress.com

Color me SOOOOO shocked...
 
2014-05-01 09:01:00 AM  
Example number 482 why having a child does not automatically make you a better person.  "B--but she was a MOTHER!!!!  How could she do this?"  Very easily, apparently.
 
2014-05-01 09:01:18 AM  

for good or for awesome: Not trying to be a dick, but can someone remind me what she was famous for?


Fashion model/actress.  Mostly being part of the rolling Geldoff clusterfark (which is a great name for a band).
 
2014-05-01 09:03:40 AM  
That's a definite Smack-down.

/pun totally intended.
 
2014-05-01 09:04:06 AM  
I'm surprised.

I would have expected cocaine overdose.  you know, because you sprinkle sugar (White powdery substance) over peaches.

/not really well thought out joke
 
2014-05-01 09:05:51 AM  

AirForceVet: Really sad to hear it was such a senseless death.

Wasn't aware she had any substance abuse issues. Then again, I don't keep up with Entertainment news that much.


The fact you know who Peaches Geldof is means you keep up with Entertainment news that much.
 
2014-05-01 09:06:46 AM  

Dwight_Yeast: for good or for awesome: Not trying to be a dick, but can someone remind me what she was famous for?

Fashion model/actress.  Mostly being part of the rolling Geldoff clusterfark (which is a great name for a band).


"Rolling Geldoff" is going to be the name of my new brass ensemble.
 
2014-05-01 09:08:41 AM  

fusillade762: She couldn't have just farked the pain away?


done in one.
 
2014-05-01 09:09:42 AM  
Dammit.

I had 500:1 odds on it being Spanish Flu...
 
2014-05-01 09:09:52 AM  

fusillade762: She couldn't have just farked the pain away?


Wow. Epic goddamn win
 
2014-05-01 09:22:27 AM  

for good or for awesome: Not trying to be a dick, but can someone remind me what she was famous for?


Well she was basically just a tribute act of her mother, Paula Yates, who was a pretty good television presenter in her day, was much better looking and shagged actual rock stars.

However Paula was 40 when she checked out from a smack OD, so maybe Peaches finally saw one way she could get ahead.
 
2014-05-01 09:25:34 AM  

Mjeck: for good or for awesome: Not trying to be a dick, but can someone remind me what she was famous for?

I can give you nine reasons in this linky:  http://www.everyjoe.com/2014/04/07/entertainment/peaches-geldof-nude- p hotos-heroin-drugs-reddit/#1

NSFW


Damn, those are some ugly tattoos. And her nipples are all blurry too - would not bang.

/the knees are OK though
 
2014-05-01 09:26:47 AM  
Maybe next time, someone will think about shutting the fark up about their snowflake's progress in life on air every farking morning of her life.
 
2014-05-01 09:30:35 AM  

Gunny Highway: H31N0US: This just in: junkies who claim to have cleaned up are often just way better at hiding their habit.

If only you had smacked her with this truth months ago we could have avoided all of this.  A shame.


Get of your high horse.
 
2014-05-01 09:39:04 AM  

H31N0US: Gunny Highway: H31N0US: This just in: junkies who claim to have cleaned up are often just way better at hiding their habit.

If only you had smacked her with this truth months ago we could have avoided all of this.  A shame.

Get of your high horse.


Hah! Heroin...high horse. Is good, yes?
 
2014-05-01 09:53:54 AM  

jaybeezey: H31N0US: Gunny Highway: H31N0US: This just in: junkies who claim to have cleaned up are often just way better at hiding their habit.

If only you had smacked her with this truth months ago we could have avoided all of this.  A shame.

Get of your high horse.

Hah! Heroin...high horse. Is good, yes?


He started it, with all that smack talk.
 
2014-05-01 09:57:54 AM  

LewDux: Her 11-month-old son Phaedra

[oi59.tinypic.com image 411x286]
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/Or maybe not, hard to tell


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userserve-ak.last.fm
 
2014-05-01 10:16:11 AM  
Peaches Geldof Murdered By Illuminati & Knights of Malta?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHzBM1 foA9E

(study it out!)
 
2014-05-01 10:27:01 AM  

Lipspinach: for good or for awesome: Not trying to be a dick, but can someone remind me what she was famous for?

It looks like you don't really have to try.


I deserve that.  But really the article was not specific and I keep getting her confused with the girl that sings that awesome song.
That being said.  Let's all stop injecting heroin for awhile.
 
2014-05-01 10:41:34 AM  

Poot beer: Dwight_Yeast: for good or for awesome: Not trying to be a dick, but can someone remind me what she was famous for?

Fashion model/actress.  Mostly being part of the rolling Geldoff clusterfark (which is a great name for a band).

"Rolling Geldoff" is going to be the name of my new brass ensemble.


That's funny. "Geldoff Clusterfark" was going to be my U2/boomtown rats crossover cover band.
 
2014-05-01 10:43:50 AM  
Dammit I had death by rabid squirrel.
 
2014-05-01 10:49:29 AM  

FeedTheCollapse: [img1.wikia.nocookie.net image 307x300]
R.I.P. Peaches


Awesome
 
2014-05-01 10:50:59 AM  

for good or for awesome: Lipspinach: for good or for awesome: Not trying to be a dick, but can someone remind me what she was famous for?

It looks like you don't really have to try.

I deserve that.  But really the article was not specific and I keep getting her confused with the girl that sings that awesome song.
That being said.  Let's all stop injecting heroin for awhile.


It seems that she was part of a doomed family. Somewhat reminiscent of the Hemingways, but with more Rock & Roll.
 
2014-05-01 10:51:47 AM  
www.foodrepublic.com

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2014-05-01 11:07:36 AM  
It wasn't Pixie dust then?
 
2014-05-01 11:11:46 AM  
does someone who ODs on the heroin know they are dying?
 
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