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(Guardian)   From the journalist that brought you such hits as "Was I the only white guy cheering on 9/11?" and "Do Americans deserve to keep the food they grow?" comes "America has forced war in Ukraine with Fartbongo's imperialism"   (theguardian.com) divider line 102
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2014-05-01 08:27:26 AM  
Stupid like a fox, subby. People are apparently talking about him aren't they?
 
2014-05-01 09:24:36 AM  
Seumas Milne.

No relation to A. A. I assume.
 
2014-05-01 09:28:33 AM  
If only NATO hadn't tried to be friends with Ukraine, Russia wouldn't have been forced to beat them up. Stupid NATO.
 
2014-05-01 09:30:42 AM  

i.huffpost.com


"APPEASER!!!"

 
2014-05-01 10:34:46 AM  
If Europe wasn't so damned attractive, then Ukraine wouldn't have strayed from Pooty Poot.

We can safely blame the Germans and the French.
 
2014-05-01 11:08:43 AM  
It's the Guardian, folks.

It's like the lefty anti-Fox when it comes to general stupidity in business and diplomatic issues.
 
2014-05-01 11:09:04 AM  
I love the B-side to that album!
 
2014-05-01 11:09:13 AM  
Can't we just agree that everyone involved has pretty much been a dick from the get-go?
 
2014-05-01 11:09:30 AM  
Yes.  The WEST ousted the leader of Ukraine.  NOT the people of the country upset over him embezzling billions.
 
2014-05-01 11:09:42 AM  
In 1994, a trilateral agreement between Ukraine, Russia and the US was agreed that enabled Ukraine's accession as a non-nuclear weapons state to the NPT on 5 December 1994. The same day, the Budapest Memorandum was adopted by the United States, the Russian Federation, and the United Kingdom - the three depositaries of the NPT - that agreed to, among other things, respect the independence, sovereignty and existing borders of Ukraine, to refrain from the threat or use of force against the territorial integrity or political independence of Ukraine, to refrain from economic coercion of Ukraine and to seek immediate UN Security Council action to provide assistance if Ukraine should become a victim of an act of aggression. Granted "UN Security Council action" is nothing more than a sternly worded letter and maybe a finger wag.

The Russians broke the treaty. Plain and simple.
 
2014-05-01 11:12:10 AM  
Somebody leave the Politics Tab door open again? Something got out.
 
2014-05-01 11:12:51 AM  
Oblig....

"President" Ballrog, HUSSEIN, Sombrero, Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, al-Chicago, Chocolate Jesus, B-Rock the Islamic Shock, Barky McTeleprompter, Wizard of Uhhs, BoBo the Clown, Oblahbla, Jug Ears,  Saunas breach akimbo, Waffles The Clown, Borborygmos Hammerhiem, The Rainbow King, Bukkake O'Bunga, OBIGOT, El Jefe Chocholate,  "Jace the Mindsculpter", Hopey McChangeypants, Oyobi, Bonzo the Time Traveler, La Bamba yo' Mamma, Samurai Kebab Nachos, Barackabeedoobeedoobeedo, Hussein-In-The-Membrane, Black Thunder, Dr. Utopia,  Obamarambo, Fartbongo, II"
 
2014-05-01 11:12:52 AM  
Truth hurts, don't it?
 
2014-05-01 11:13:17 AM  
TFA:
When the Ukrainian president was replaced by a US-selected administration

Citation needed.
 
2014-05-01 11:13:42 AM  
But if he says it HARD ENOUGH it's true!
 
2014-05-01 11:14:26 AM  

patrick767: TFA:
When the Ukrainian president was replaced by a US-selected administration

Citation needed.


F*cking prescription needed, is more like it.
 
2014-05-01 11:14:53 AM  
Crimea river
 
2014-05-01 11:15:53 AM  
That guy is so good at trolling that he gets paid to do it.  All of Fark is envious of him.
 
2014-05-01 11:15:58 AM  
My mouse was over the link.... Then I thought about it... And clicked the comments instead :-D
 
2014-05-01 11:16:15 AM  

opiumpoopy: It's the Guardian, folks.

It's like the lefty anti-Fox when it comes to general stupidity in business and diplomatic issues.


It makes for wonderful asswipe, but, outside of that....?
 
2014-05-01 11:17:39 AM  
I'm offended by the commenter suggesting you have to be gay to enjoy ABBA. They wrote bittersweet lyrics over some joyous music and should be appreciated by manly men everywhere. Even shirtless ones.
 
2014-05-01 11:19:04 AM  

Whodat: Plain and simple.


Crimea wants to be part of Russia. Plain and simple. Whoever sowed dissent there had it backfire, big time.

And the EU/NWO crowd are so mad about it they escalated this thing by saying Russia is planning on taking over the entire Ukraine, which is extremely irresponsible, but they don't care. Revenge on Putin is all they want, and they'll tell you whatever they have to in order to make you go along with it.
 
2014-05-01 11:19:23 AM  

ChipNASA: Oblig....

"President" Ballrog, HUSSEIN, Sombrero, Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, al-Chicago, Chocolate Jesus, B-Rock the Islamic Shock, Barky McTeleprompter, Wizard of Uhhs, BoBo the Clown, Oblahbla, Jug Ears,  Saunas breach akimbo, Waffles The Clown, Borborygmos Hammerhiem, The Rainbow King, Bukkake O'Bunga, OBIGOT, El Jefe Chocholate,  "Jace the Mindsculpter", Hopey McChangeypants, Oyobi, Bonzo the Time Traveler, La Bamba yo' Mamma, Samurai Kebab Nachos, Barackabeedoobeedoobeedo, Hussein-In-The-Membrane, Black Thunder, Dr. Utopia,  Obamarambo, Fartbongo, II"


Well now I need a towel for my monitor.
 
2014-05-01 11:19:56 AM  
I'd love to hide a speaker on the roof of this guy's house that randomly played the sound of a Predator drone approaching, just to scare the sh*t out of him anytime day or night.
 
2014-05-01 11:22:07 AM  
What a hero, this Milne. Throwing himself under the bus so that we can all unite in our hatred of him and defeat Russia and the idiots!

\that's my next band name
 
2014-05-01 11:24:56 AM  
www.worldaffairsboard.com
 
2014-05-01 11:26:10 AM  
You didn't grow that!
 
2014-05-01 11:31:15 AM  
"From the journalist that brought you such hits as "Was I the only white guy cheering on 9/11?" and "Do Americans deserve to keep the food they grow?" comes "America has forced war in Ukraine with Fartbongo's imperialism" "

Words indicating that the subby is a trolling moron shown in bold.
 
2014-05-01 11:32:32 AM  

Delta1212: If only NATO hadn't tried to be friends with Ukraine, Russia wouldn't have been forced to beat them up. Stupid NATO.



Ukraine shouldn't be seeing other countries when she has a big, strong protector like Russia.

Also, Ukraine fell down the stairs.
 
2014-05-01 11:34:38 AM  

JackieRabbit: "From the journalist that brought you such hits as "Was I the only white guy cheering on 9/11?" and "Do Americans deserve to keep the food they grow?" comes "America has forced war in Ukraine with Fartbongo's imperialism" "

Words indicating that the subby is a trolling moron shown in bold.


"That Fartbongo" - 1950's television comedy?
 
2014-05-01 11:41:03 AM  

dj_spanmaster: "That Fartbongo" - 1950's television comedy?


Don't be silly;  he wasn't even born yet!
 
2014-05-01 11:41:12 AM  

Whodat: The Russians broke the treaty. Plain and simple.


"I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.  ."
 
2014-05-01 11:47:39 AM  
Is this Grahor's real name?
 
2014-05-01 11:52:07 AM  
In Putie's defense, there are several VALID reasons for him to go into the Ukraine to protect russian (by heritage) lives.
 
2014-05-01 11:55:30 AM  

ChipNASA: Oblig....

"President" Ballrog, HUSSEIN, Sombrero, Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, al-Chicago, Chocolate Jesus, B-Rock the Islamic Shock, Barky McTeleprompter, Wizard of Uhhs, BoBo the Clown, Oblahbla, Jug Ears,  Saunas breach akimbo, Waffles The Clown, Borborygmos Hammerhiem, The Rainbow King, Bukkake O'Bunga, OBIGOT, El Jefe Chocholate,  "Jace the Mindsculpter", Hopey McChangeypants, Oyobi, Bonzo the Time Traveler, La Bamba yo' Mamma, Samurai Kebab Nachos, Barackabeedoobeedoobeedo, Hussein-In-The-Membrane, Black Thunder, Dr. Utopia,  Obamarambo, Fartbongo, II"


list fails without "Obammy".


j/k that list rocks!
 
2014-05-01 11:59:48 AM  

JackieRabbit: "From the journalist that brought you such hits as "Was I the only white guy cheering on 9/11?" and "Do Americans deserve to keep the food they grow?" comes "America has forced war in Ukraine with Fartbongo's imperialism" "

Words indicating that the subby is a trolling moron shown in bold.


What was subby talking about in the first place?  I suspect those weren't actual article titles, so Google probably wouldn't help.
 
2014-05-01 12:00:31 PM  

J. Frank Parnell: Whodat: Plain and simple.

Crimea wants to be part of Russia. Plain and simple. Whoever sowed dissent there had it backfire, big time.

And the EU/NWO crowd are so mad about it they escalated this thing by saying Russia is planning on taking over the entire Ukraine, which is extremely irresponsible, but they don't care. Revenge on Putin is all they want, and they'll tell you whatever they have to in order to make you go along with it.


I see. Russia has totally innocently stacked troops on the border of Ukraine including elite armored units. Per Janes Weekly these include armor that would remain at bases during drills and is only brought out for more... serious purposes.
 
2014-05-01 12:01:53 PM  
I'm pretty disappointed in Fark on this one. This analysis is pretty much dead on and its not even being discussed.
 
2014-05-01 12:02:44 PM  

J. Frank Parnell: Whodat: Plain and simple.

Crimea wants to be part of Russia. Plain and simple. Whoever sowed dissent there had it backfire, big time.

And the EU/NWO crowd are so mad about it they escalated this thing by saying Russia is planning on taking over the entire Ukraine, which is extremely irresponsible, but they don't care. Revenge on Putin is all they want, and they'll tell you whatever they have to in order to make you go along with it.


Good Job Comrade Propaganda Minister.
 
2014-05-01 12:08:06 PM  

Yogimus: In Putie's defense, there are several VALID reasons for him to go into the Ukraine to protect russian (by heritage) lives.


They were never in danger.
 
2014-05-01 12:08:51 PM  

James Dean's Pants: I'm pretty disappointed in Fark on this one. This analysis is pretty much dead on and its not even being discussed.


Ok, I'll bite. How is Seumas' analysis "dead on"?
 
2014-05-01 12:09:56 PM  
Not Sorcha Faal?

I am genuinely surprised.  I thought Faal/David Booth had the copyright on that degree of tin-foil wrapped, anti-American assclownery.
 
2014-05-01 12:13:03 PM  
Fartbongo: nown \fart ˈbäŋ-(ˌ)gō, ˈboŋ-\  plural Fartbongos

:
  one of a pair of small connected drums of different sizes and pitches played with the expulsion of anal gasses. Instrument not generally played in polite company. Rarely in tune with anything. No known commercial value.

 First Known Use: 2008
 - Fart-bon·go·ist \fart-bon-gō-ist\ noun

/here to help
 
2014-05-01 12:14:01 PM  

digistil: James Dean's Pants: I'm pretty disappointed in Fark on this one. This analysis is pretty much dead on and its not even being discussed.

Ok, I'll bite. How is Seumas' analysis "dead on"?


Cute how you say "I'll bite" because obviously it has to be a troll if it is someone agreeing with a article critical of Obama.
 
2014-05-01 12:17:20 PM  

Agatha Crispy: digistil: James Dean's Pants: I'm pretty disappointed in Fark on this one. This analysis is pretty much dead on and its not even being discussed.

Ok, I'll bite. How is Seumas' analysis "dead on"?

Cute how you say "I'll bite" because obviously it has to be a troll if it is someone agreeing with a article critical of Obama.


Seumas Milne is the Rush Limbaugh of the Guardian. He makes a living from stating absolutely outrageous opinions as though they were well-known facts and laws of nature.
 
2014-05-01 12:24:35 PM  

James Dean's Pants: I'm pretty disappointed in Fark on this one. This analysis is pretty much dead on and its not even being discussed.


Oh horseshiat. He spends five paragraphs asserting various calumnies and misdeeds by the west which are supposedly driving this crisis and yet somehow absolutely fails to mention Russia's invasion of Crimea.

He's just a bitter old leftie rubbing up against Vlad because he hates the US.

What's really tragic is this isn't even close to being the dumbest article on Comment is Free this week.
 
2014-05-01 12:31:11 PM  
Yogimus: In Putie's defense, there are several VALID reasons for him to go into the Ukraine to protect russian (by heritage) lives.

In Hitler's defense, there were several VALID reasons for him to go intoCzechoslovakia to protect Germans (by heritage) lives.

img.allvoices.com
 
2014-05-01 12:37:14 PM  

You'd turn it off when I was halfway across: He's just a bitter old leftie rubbing up against Vlad because he hates the US.


To be fair, I don't think the left likes him any more than the right does.
 
2014-05-01 12:45:43 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Yogimus: In Putie's defense, there are several VALID reasons for him to go into the Ukraine to protect russian (by heritage) lives.

In Hitler's defense, there were several VALID reasons for him to go intoCzechoslovakia to protect Germans (by heritage) lives.

[img.allvoices.com image 480x385]


It was, also, nice that the Germans could now attack Poland on both flanks now, giving them the opportunity to use a pincer movement to cutoff and destroy a large part of the Polish army.  If I remember correctly, they took advantage of that opportunity.
 
2014-05-01 12:49:28 PM  

zimbomba63: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Yogimus: In Putie's defense, there are several VALID reasons for him to go into the Ukraine to protect russian (by heritage) lives.

In Hitler's defense, there were several VALID reasons for him to go intoCzechoslovakia to protect Germans (by heritage) lives.

[img.allvoices.com image 480x385]

It was, also, nice that the Germans could now attack Poland on both flanks now, giving them the opportunity to use a pincer movement to cutoff and destroy a large part of the Polish army.  If I remember correctly, they took advantage of that opportunity.


Forgive me, now I've used one too many now's, now.
 
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