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(The New York Times)   Apparently the pixie and the bob are "in" as hip women's spring haircuts. "There is this unspoken sisterhood when you see another woman with short hair who has made the decision to go against the crowd and do something so bold"   (nytimes.com) divider line 34
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2014-05-01 06:53:15 AM  
17 votes:
static01.nyt.com

When Ann Heppermann booked an appointment with Ms. Shea to have her hair cut short a couple of months ago, she immediately turned to Google's image search for inspiration. "I thought, 'I'm 39, I shouldn't be looking at pictures of Jennifer Lawrence,' " said Ms. Heppermann, a radio producer in Greenpoint.

Instead, she decided to look at pictures of ...

www.myhero.com
2014-05-01 06:51:31 AM  
6 votes:
When I see a woman with a pixie I think I'm high.
2014-05-01 07:14:08 AM  
4 votes:

fusillade762: SpdrJay: A Mohawk is a statement in hairstyles.

This other crap is just fashion trend BS.



How do you feel about the half-hawk?


She looks like a very satisfied post brain surgery patient.
2014-05-01 06:48:50 AM  
3 votes:
My daughter is so trendy... or did she just not brush her hair enough and was forced to get a short bob.?.


You decide.
2014-05-01 06:47:37 AM  
3 votes:
When I see a woman with a pixie or bob cut, I think about how sad it is that she's playing for the wrong team.
2014-05-01 09:33:53 AM  
2 votes:
Pixie and The Bob would be a great name for a lady host and her sidekick on morning radio.
2014-05-01 08:42:25 AM  
2 votes:

Nurglitch: My wife has long hair and encourages me to pull it, which is nice, but I have a thing for bald womens.


Pull harder
2014-05-01 07:28:12 AM  
2 votes:

hasty ambush: ds615: elvindeath: Otherwise, long hair is hotter.

Incorrect.
Also, wrong.  In every way.


Just imagine how much hotter they would be if they had hair like a woman!
2014-05-01 07:26:51 AM  
2 votes:
Shorter than shoulder-length hair means one of six things:

* Lesbian
* Young child that won't stop grabbing and pulling and/or trying to eat hair
* Middle-aged woman who no longer cares what the opposite sex thinks
* Dramatic haircut / hair coloring / hair bleaching / playing with matches accident
* Serial killer
* Two or more of the above

oyster.ignimgs.com
2014-05-01 07:19:12 AM  
2 votes:

FatherDale: Put me in the "doesn't give a rat's ass" column.


My rat shaved her ass. She was very brave.
2014-05-01 07:11:17 AM  
2 votes:

fusillade762: SpdrJay: A Mohawk is a statement in hairstyles.

This other crap is just fashion trend BS.



How do you feel about the half-hawk?


Life had never been the same since plastic surgeons started offering the permanent duck face package.
2014-05-01 06:49:55 AM  
2 votes:
A Mohawk is a statement in hairstyles.

This other crap is just fashion trend BS.
2014-05-01 06:47:55 AM  
2 votes:
"There is this unspoken sisterhood when you see another woman with short hair who has made the decision to go against the crowd and do something so bold"

spoken = unappealing lesbian
2014-05-01 06:47:50 AM  
2 votes:
It's not exactly against the crowd if it's the "in" thing, now is it?

I feel no sisterhood with another woman over hair.
2014-05-01 02:12:39 PM  
1 votes:

pedobearapproved: short hair on a woman under 30 = I'm such a cute pixie, can I be considered edgy now

short hair on a woman 30 to 50 = long hair would make me look more youthful, but I'm lazy/I think I look young still so I can totally pull this off.

short hair on a woman over 50 = I've given up on this whole being attractive thing but, having undergone chemotherapy and a mastectomy have other things to consider


...just saying...

...nudge me when we get to the thread on "male belly fat - how much and at what age?"
2014-05-01 11:11:24 AM  
1 votes:
"Fashion" is the science of measuring a woman's insecurity.
2014-05-01 10:45:03 AM  
1 votes:

FormlessOne


Yep - I think the thing on which to focus is that, let's face it, we'd both enjoy her attentions.


Undoubtedly! If you haven't seen it, 'Exit to Eden' shows her off very well. You'll have to ignore Dan Aykroyd and Rosie O'Donnell but that's a small price to pay.

www.staylace.com
2014-05-01 10:34:37 AM  
1 votes:

jayhawk88: I love how half the comments in this thread are going to be of the "OMG your so vain, care about something that really matters, why would you think so much about hair" variety, while the other half are of the "LOL lesbian/you look like a man/now we can see your ugly face" variety.


Thank you for pointing out the derp.  I am female and at the moment I have hair about halfway down my back, but there are times when I got tired of fooling with it and just got it cut off.  You farkers who think a bob haircut = lesbo are stupid jerkoffs; we wouldn't be interested in you anyway.
2014-05-01 10:30:06 AM  
1 votes:

Boxingoutsider: Almost universally women look better with long hair. Even the super cute little women with cute little hair cuts would probably look better with longer hair. Only a very select group of women can pull off short hair.

Basically its for lazy women and women who have given up on looking good and the occasional "trying to be bold but really just hurting their own beauty" trendoids.

Kate gosselin popularized her style and tons of women tried it. Then she grew her hair out and she was ten times hotter.


Ten times zero is still zero.
2014-05-01 09:30:31 AM  
1 votes:
The amount of sharp knees criers in this thread does not dissapoint.
2014-05-01 08:48:24 AM  
1 votes:

Burr: Meh,

My wifes hair was halfway down her back.  A month ago she shaved it all off to help make a wig for her mother who is going through chemo.

/she loves the fact that showers only take 5 mins now
//she is growing it back however


Your wife sounds awesome.

/always wanted to do that Locks of Love
//am never patient enough to let my hair grow out that much though


Also, some women look better with shorter hair. They have the cheekbones, long necks and eyes to pull it off.

Case in point;

Halle Berry. Looks better with short hair

Long hair
www.ilsul6ana.com

img2.timeinc.net

vs

short hair
theoryhairsalon.com

thisgirlscity.com

And I have always thought that Angelina Jolie looked better with shorter hair as well. It makes her features really come out;

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www.shop4prom.com
2014-05-01 08:16:50 AM  
1 votes:

natas6.0: always liked short hair on a lass
just seems like she's lower maintenance
but I've always liked tomboys, so...


The first time I met my wife, she was wearing a ball cap with her pony trail out the back and her state championship softball jersey.

So this is something we share.
2014-05-01 08:06:14 AM  
1 votes:

moothemagiccow: It's called trichotillomania.


Which suuuuucks. I had a girlfriend with the condition. I used to think it was hot as hell that she wore her hair up...you know, that whole sexy-schoolmarm/librarian thing...until she told me  why she wore her hair up.

Luckily for her the compulsion somehow went away on its own. I attribute it to her getting me out of her life and marrying a normal male of the species.
2014-05-01 07:50:33 AM  
1 votes:
Pixie-bob?

www.catchannel.com

Sooooo trendy.
2014-05-01 07:39:01 AM  
1 votes:
Modmins, this article is a repeat from 1911.
2014-05-01 07:08:04 AM  
1 votes:

elvindeath: It's taken me 15 years to get my wife to let her hair grow out - she better not read this and chop it again.  Attention ladies - if you look like Karlie Kloss, by all means, draw attention to your face.  Otherwise, long hair is hotter.


Your wife is a buterface?
2014-05-01 07:04:23 AM  
1 votes:
Short hair on women goes against Bible and natural order of things "Does not nature itself teach you that if a man wears long hair it is a disgrace for him, but if a woman has long hair, it is her glory? For her hair is given to her for a covering" 1 Corinthians 11:3-15
2014-05-01 07:03:22 AM  
1 votes:
I love how half the comments in this thread are going to be of the "OMG your so vain, care about something that really matters, why would you think so much about hair" variety, while the other half are of the "LOL lesbian/you look like a man/now we can see your ugly face" variety.
2014-05-01 06:58:11 AM  
1 votes:
i179.photobucket.com

Wants them off her lawn.
2014-05-01 06:57:27 AM  
1 votes:

moothemagiccow: Literally Addicted: It's not exactly against the crowd if it's the "in" thing, now is it?

I feel no sisterhood with another woman over hair.

You ladies are missing out. I talk beards all the time with my follicly blessed kindred.


Well, that's different. If I met a woman with a beard like mine, I bet we'd have some real bonding moments.
2014-05-01 06:50:28 AM  
1 votes:

Literally Addicted: It's not exactly against the crowd if it's the "in" thing, now is it?

I feel no sisterhood with another woman over hair.


I feel no sisterhood with women that follow the latest trends or struggle to fit in.
2014-05-01 06:48:35 AM  
1 votes:
Short-haired-pants-wearin' wimmen, maybe!
2014-05-01 06:46:24 AM  
1 votes:
That's short hair is it?
img.fark.net

Going against the crowd and do something so bold?

Jesus Christ.
2014-05-01 06:39:02 AM  
1 votes:
Much ado about pubic trimming.

/It's hair. It grows back.
 
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